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Meeting of the Lollipop Head Guild. Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera were all awkward poses on the red carpet at TAO at the Venetian in Vegas for New Years Eve. Nicole was fielding questions about her new darker hair and Christina was showing off her toothpicksand sporting a new short haircut to boot. Making a difference, one follicle at a time.
Christina’s new album will be dropping (as “the kids” say) in March 2010 and has a working title of “Light and Darkness.” I hope she goes back to skank like she did in the “Dirrty” video of yesteryear. Meanwhile Nicole Richie has been talking up the television project she’s been working on (untitled at this point) and the clothing line she has coming out called “Winter Kate” this Spring.
So, see, little girls of America? If you’re stick thin you, too, can have all the success in the world. Anyone notice how Jessie Simpson doesn’t have a new clothing line or album coming out any time soon? Just a coincidence? I think not.
Check out more red carpet photos of Christina and Nicole below. Toothbrush with extra long handle not included.
Someone did this to Christina Aguilererewriejriweera and then sent her on her merry way to the LG Rumorous Night, hosted by Heidi Klum. When we were younger, my sister did this to one of her dolls. Good day.
I’m not entirely sure who this or what the rest of it is, but one thing is for sure…after looking at this I am somehow no longer afraid to fly and my fear of heights has been cured. On a negative side, every time I see a box of crayons I start to pee. But, that’s another story for another time.
Christina Aguilera and her bumsband, Droopy-Drawers McWhispyBeard, were caught leaving The Roxy the other night. Seriously, Christina looks like she itches. Everywhere. Kinda like she itches a lot and tried to figure out if it’s crabs, but her head is itchy too so she tries to decide if she even has crabs or if her crabs jumped into her hair or if she has lice and her lice made its way down to her criggty-crotch. It’s tough being Christina. She kinda looks like she smells too. Like, musty and shit. Almost like your basement that has an area rug and it rained the night before. Like, it rained a lot. And some of the water seeped into the basement and the rug got wet. But you hadn’t been down your basement in a few days so when you go down there to grab your laundry you open the door and you’re trying to figure out what that smell is. Yeah. I kinda feel like she smells like that.
Honestly, no clue today folks, no clue.
Happy Birthday, Macy’s, your flowers may have some sort of STD now. Possibly. I would get them tested. In October Macy’s turns 150 years old and felt that Christina Aguilera would be the perfect person to help celebrate the great accomplishment. I’m sure Mr and Mrs. Macy’s are rolling around in their gold plated caskets.
The idea, according to Access Hollywood, to place Christina and her blond troll hair in front of a wall of flowers was to help honor the flower shows that Macy’s used to have in California back in 1946. But the star power doesn’t stop just there. Oh no, my friends oh no. There will also be photo shoots with Donald Trump, Martha Stewart, Jessica Simpson, and Tommy Hilfiger. What a treat. What a real pointless treat.