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Are We Doing That Trend Again Where Everyone is Really Skinny?
Meeting of the Lollipop Head Guild. Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera were all awkward poses on the red carpet at TAO at the Venetian in Vegas for New Years Eve. Nicole was fielding questions about her new darker hair and Christina was showing off her toothpicksand sporting a new short haircut to boot. Making a difference, one follicle at a time.
Christina’s new album will be dropping (as “the kids” say) in March 2010 and has a working title of “Light and Darkness.” I hope she goes back to skank like she did in the “Dirrty” video of yesteryear. Meanwhile Nicole Richie has been talking up the television project she’s been working on (untitled at this point) and the clothing line she has coming out called “Winter Kate” this Spring.
So, see, little girls of America? If you’re stick thin you, too, can have all the success in the world. Anyone notice how Jessie Simpson doesn’t have a new clothing line or album coming out any time soon? Just a coincidence? I think not.
Check out more red carpet photos of Christina and Nicole below. Toothbrush with extra long handle not included.
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How Come?
Someone did this to Christina Aguilererewriejriweera and then sent her on her merry way to the LG Rumorous Night, hosted by Heidi Klum. When we were younger, my sister did this to one of her dolls. Good day.
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Christina Aguilera Has Changed Me
I’m not entirely sure who this or what the rest of it is, but one thing is for sure…after looking at this I am somehow no longer afraid to fly and my fear of heights has been cured. On a negative side, every time I see a box of crayons I start to pee. But, that’s another story for another time.
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I’m Just Gonna Say It. Christina Looks Like She Itches.
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A Skank Blooms at Macy’s
Happy Birthday, Macy’s, your flowers may have some sort of STD now. Possibly. I would get them tested. In October Macy’s turns 150 years old and felt that Christina Aguilera would be the perfect person to help celebrate the great accomplishment. I’m sure Mr and Mrs. Macy’s are rolling around in their gold plated caskets.
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Hey! That’s My Attention Whore!
I love attention whores. I also love whores. What a delightful combination those two make. Christina Aguioejrelslklajfoewjwla likes to lead a low-key life so she figured her best bet to get a quiet bite to eat was to head out to his hidden gem of a restaurant called The Ivy. The Ivy. Have you heard of it? Probably not. Most people haven’t. Somehow the paparazzi just happened to be there and were ready to attack her for a photo and possibly even her lobster risotto in a doggie bag.
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…In Other News…
I don’t care what people say, Christina Aguierelksalda isn’t pregnant, she’s just full. Are you not supposed to dye your hair when you’re pregnant? Good luck with that kid. Christina and her husband, Christina’s Husband, were out in LA the other night to check out Kenna perform at the El Rey Theatre. I don’t know what 3 of those words meant. In other news..
~ Sarah Jessica Parker in Another New Movie? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Eva Pigford in Aluminum ~ EvilBeet
~ Britney’s Mom Still Loves Her…And Her Money ~ CelebritySmack
~ Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is a Giant ~ POTP
~ Britney Sideboob ~ NinjaDude
~ Poshtoria’s Boobs Say “Hi” ~ DListed
~ Liz Taylor Officially Goes Nuts ~ MollyGood
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Christina Aguilera Cameltoe & Fupa!
Ah good times. Clearly, it’s time to play everyones favorite game The ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars! You know the rating system, you can be awarded up to 5 camels, but nobody has ever been given 5 camels before…until now. Christina Aguilera was in concert the other night in Sydney, Australia and I have awarded her 5 glorious camels. Why? It’s very simple, my friends. Christina is rocking the snow-white camel AND the Fupa AND she even has some “back-up cameltoe” with the chick on the right. Brilliant, brilliant, and brilliant. Technically, I think this is called “Back-Up Camel Fupa.” Congratulations Christina. You will clearly make it into our Hall of Fame.
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…In Other News…
Christina Aguierjeljasdjasla was showing off her “snow-white” cameltoe while performing in Tokyo during her world tour. Clearly, she doesn’t need backup singers has her “gentleman greeter” can sing as well. I think “singing cameltoe” is really a first for all of cameltoe-kind.
As a side note, sorry for my lack of posts today. I had friends staying with me in NYC for 2 days and, what can I say, they like to drink which makes me drink, which makes me sleep late, which makes me hungover. In other news…
~ Katie Holmes In a Bathing Suit ~ DSF
~ Kenny Rogers “Through the Years” ~ CelebritySmack
~ Is Christina With Child or Not? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Jack Osbourne Made Paris Hilton a Woman…Again ~ NinjaDude
~ Katie Couric Wants Out? ~ PopBytes
~ Suri Everywhere ~ POTP
~ Lindsay Hearts More Rehab ~ ASL
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Christina Aguilera is My Actual Nana
My Nana was pissed when Lindsay Lohan stole her shorts a few months ago. Well, my Nana is up in arms again since Christina Aguilera stole her boots, scarf, pink bag, hairnet, and sweater. I mean it’s one thing to rob rich people, but mugging my poor old Nana is just down right wrong! These crimes against the elderly must stop!
Christina Aguilera was caught with all my Nana’s stuff as she left the Mercer Hotel in New York with her little dogs….her dumb little dogs. Yeah, I said it. Dumb. Anyway, Christina was just taking a little break from her tour, Back to Basics(ally crap). As a side note, it was like in the 50’s – 60’s in NYC over the weekend. She’s dressed for Antarctica ski season.
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…In Other News…
Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx was “singing/performing” at Miami’s American Airline Arena for the “Viva Romance” concert over the weekend. She was then presented with the key to the city. Saint Jennifer yelled into the mic “I love you! Gracias Miami!” No joke, she really did. Yeah we get it J. Glow – you speak Spanish. Muy Bien. In other news…
~ Someone Sass’s Lindsay For Her Drinking ~ CelebritySmack
~ Tyra’s and Naomi’s Wigs Battle it Out ~ DListed
~ Christina Goes Out Without Face Full of Makeup ~ HollyScoop
~ Nicole Richie is SO Thirsty, Medically Thirsty ~ MollyGood
~ Liz Hurley Gets Married Early – That Ryhmes ~ EvilBeet
~ Kate Moss and Pete Doherty = Taking Out the White Trash ~ Yeeeah!
~ Is Tori Spelling 18 Months Pregnant? ~ NinjaDude
~ Paris Plays Cards ~ CelebrityMound
~ Scissor Sisters For All You Scissor Sisters Fans ~ PopBytes
~Who Hates the New England Patriots? Don’t Answer That. ~ ThatGuy
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Christina Aguilera With Child?
Ok, so I have three things:
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Is anyone really a “spokeswoman” anymore? Wasn’t that just a category they had in the old Star Search?
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Where are the security tapes from this transaction? Won’t those prove things?
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This Bellini worker is completely getting fired.
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Xtina Sings Like a Truck Driver
P.S – Can I be invited to the next sleepover?
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Xtina Steals From Mrs Potato Head
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Christina Aguilera Hates Christmas
