More Mindless Stories on ‘chris brown’
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Gulp. Good Luck to You.
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Fun With Chris Brown’s Myspace Comments…Becuase, You Know, The Crazies Are Showing Their Support!
Having fun with Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace was such a fun segment that I figured what better time to blow out this segment than now and who better to laugh with than Chris Brown? Look, any form alleged domestic violence isn’t funny. However, you know what’s a little funny? The people who commented on his Myspace page. Yeah, they’re a trip. And I’m also going to say how even through all this, I still love the song “With You.” Yeah, I said it. Sue me. You know you still love “Proud Mary” even after Ike went to town all over Tina. Case dismissed. Anywhay, below are some fancy screenshots from the comment section of Chris Brown’s Myspace page along with my 2 cents below each comment. You’re welcome.
~ True dat, Bitz! I just wanted 2 say dat yuh better hitz da books and stop wit da myspace comments before yuh fail your azz outta school. Itz all fun and gamz now, but aint so funny latah on in life cuz yuh be working at Stop N Shop. Plz dont be depressed by my comment or sth else.
~ I’m glad that you’re praying for both Chris Brown and Rihanna. Oh, while you’re busy praying for two extremely weathly and talented people any chance you’d have room in there for one more little old prayer for, oh I don’t know, the homeless or maybe even all the people who are out of work? Any chance T.I ever said anything about praying for people like that?
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Chris Brown Goes “Ike Turner” on Rihanna??
Uh oh! Someone is gonna have some ’splaining to do! Us Weekly is reporting that Chris Brown has turned himself in connection to a domestic violence criminal threat incident that allegedly went down after that God-forsaken Clive Davis pre-Grammy party the other night. An unidentified woman called 911 and claimed that Chris Brown had attacked her. Police say the woman had visible injuries.
Satan Perez Hilton is claiming that the woman who was assaulted by Chris Brown was, in fact, Rihanna. Yowza, this isn’t a good thing at all. Although I did feel like a real reporter reporting this story. Reports. Reporting. Reported. Report.
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Rihanna & Chris Brown: Who’s Holding Who?
The Interweb is on fire and people are legit losing their shit like Jesus has come back to earth for a little victory tour when a photo of Rihanna and Chris Brown was discovered of them playing in a pool together. Now I don’t really want to write about this, but I feel like since everyone else is talking about it….I should too? It’s kind of like when you’re walking somewhere and everyone is stopped and looking up at the sky…you stop and look up at the sky too just because you don’t want to miss out on whatever they are looking at, but you don’t really see it, but you pretend you do and then once you see it on the actual news later that night you tell people you know that you were on the street and saw it…even though you didn’t. Well, this Rihanna/Chris Brown story is kinda like that for me.
Anyway, Rihanna and Chris Brown were Jamaican Me Crazy in Jamaica over the weekend and spent some time together in a pool, that I can only suspect tests positive for high amounts of piss. Just a thought. Moving on, these two crazy cats arrived in Jamaica after being in Barbados for the Smile Jamaica Africa Unite Bob Marley celebration in which Rihanna performed. I’m not sure if Chris Brown is holding Rihanna or if Rihanna is holding Chris Brown. Either way I added the umbrella with my slick photoshopping skills. You’re welcome.
