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The Hills Gang Goes to Hawaii! I Hope They Return the Tiki to Professor Whitehead!
Bonus points to whoever got my joke in the title and by “bonus points” I mean “imaginary nothings.”
For those of you, like me, who are are trying to fill the void in your lives ever since The Hills has been on hiatus, well do I have the perfect fix for you! It’s two parts heroin, two parts Zima, and 1 part Hills pictures of the cast shooting scenes in Hawaii for the upcoming season that is set to air in March. Was that a run-on sentence? Eh, I’m keeping it.
The whole Douche-Bag-Bunch gased up what I will assume is DouK’s private jet, sipped some champagne, and got ready for some scripted fun in the Hawaiian sun. Seriously everyone was there. Well almost everyone. Heidi and Steve Sanders seem to be missing from the group photo. I’m sure they’re back in LA trying to find newer and more efficient ways to burn in hell.
While these photos don’t talk, they sorta do. For instance, in the last photo you know Audrina is text messaging Lauren to ask her what her next line is. Lauren hasn’t received the message yet because she’s too busy making sure LOser is following all of her commands that she laid out in a list before they left for the airport.
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Lauren Conrad Films Her "Hills" Work Scenes That Include, You Know, Eating Cake
I miss The Hills. There, I said it. I miss it. Don’t judge me. I can’t wait for March so that my Hills life can get back on track. Anyscript, Lauren Cockring was filming scenes for the latest season of The Hills, which included “sitting on her chair with a blank computer screen at her desk” and also “sitting at her desk without taking off her pocketbook and holding a slice of cake.” She’s a business woman! You know that when they yelled “cut” she handed the cake back to the props department and walked off the set.
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Any Chance This Was the Dress Lauren Conrad Wanted To Be Buried In, According to Her Will?
Lauren Conrad, dressed like she’s going to the funeral of Spencer Pratt, was all smiles while attending the Dolce & Gabana opening night benefit for the Art Elysium. I don’t really care what any of that means. Point being, LC looks like a widow.
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This Time Last Year: Lauren Defends "Hills" Rumors
- Santa
- Unicorns
- Tooth Fairy
- Jack and the Beanstalk
- Results from a Ouija Board
- Easter Bunny
- Global Warming
- Fonzi
- Dragons
- Sobriety
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Fun With Lauren Conrad’s Myspace!
~ Honestly, I have no clue what you’re talking about. Now don’t get me wrong, I like the “……” more than anyone, but this is borderline not readable. Is that a word? It is now. Hit the books.
~ Yes, my friends, you should be looking up to someone you don’t know. That makes total sense. Sure your mom and dad are working their asses off to feed your fat ass and keep you in school but, you’re right, Lauren Conrad is the real role model.
~ It’s good to have goals, Jenny. However, you’d be surprised as to just how cost effective it is to stalk people. Therefore, you don’t have to be rich to one day run into Lauren. Just save up enough babysitting money and buy a plane ticket to LA. Then just sit your ass on her front stairs and wait for her to come out. It’s pretty cheap. And the paparazzi that sit outside of Conrad Manor typically have gum and mints for you to snack on whilst you wait. Best wishes!
Ah, well that concludes another segment of “Fun With Myspace.” Come to think of it, this isn’t illegal or anything, right? I mean, these people posted this stuff publicly so it’s fair game right?
Well I’ll just do the disclaimer that the movies do: “The events, myspace people and/or animals depicted in this blog post are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.”
