More Mindless Stories on ‘getting to know YOU’
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Getting to Know, YOU
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what did bunny flush down the toilet jersey shore (Bunny? Carrots)
- blog making fun of teen mom (Hello! Welcome. Pull up a puffy leather couch)
- maci bookout bad tanning (Lohan wrists)
- gtl gym than laundry (Hahaha yes!)
- im bringing blogging black (I don’t see color)
- old whore pops out her dentures to give gum job (Also known as “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”)
- is it bad sharing scrunchies (As bad a sharing needles. I’m kidding. Worse.)
- is jaques really ross geller (Yes.)
- kimmy gibbler now (Kimmy Gibbler forever!)
- slap watch junior kids watch raven black (Just say nope to dope!)
- there should be a website to make fun of teen mom (Welcome)
- draw a picture of a friend ernie orange (aww that seems like a search with nice intentions)
- why did elodie quit bolthouse (hello 2008!)
- cancel credit card with bag borrow steal not sending bag back (Ok. What site did you think was going to show up?)
- does kathy on real housewives of new jersey have graves disease? (Oh does she??)
- how come the kitchen counters keep changing in kathy’s house real housewives of new jersey (why is there so much random scandal around Kathy?)
- i am almost 18 weeks pregnant (Are you between the ages of 15-17 and own a puffy leather couch? If so, act now!)
- jill zarin koala clip (Let me know what you think about the koala clips….that b*tch!)
- reasons that people end up on welfare (Puffy leather)
- what was the game they were playing on 16 and pregnant (Hide the sausage. Hey-oh! I’m kidding. They were playing pin the pitocin on the teen.)
- bedazzle hospital gown (Get sassy for surgery)
- dakota fanning the whore years (a new reality show only on Oxygen)
- how much can terri irwin bench press? (two Bindi’s)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- teen mom, april, blog (yes, you found, me, right here)
- clay aiken kimberly locke grapes dinner fanfic (seriously, what? that sounds horrific. although, I do like grapes)
- 16 and pregnant staged? (yes, MTV paid the girls to get pregnant)
- jenelle “little bitch of a daughter” (I just want you to do the right thing, Janelle)
- andrienne maloof transvestite (don’t you dare/talk about her tinsel hair/i don’t care)
- did kim from real housewives sing tardy for the party at imbringingbloggingback writer birthday (my right hand to God, someone Googled this – the answer is “not yet.”)
- haircuts like catelynn (aka “half-a-gosselin”)
- is lindsay lohan a white trash (a little a white trash)
- vhs housewives of atlantics (sure)
- does charlie sheen have teeth, smile pictures (meth, it’s a helluva drug)
- ashanti without underpants (is like a day without the sun)
- burger vagina (the new “geek burger with cheese”)
- how to be a wig model (wear wigs)
- van halen + kail (= no sense)
- george clooney at joes crab shack in newport (very likely…the crab part obviously)
- full house meth (how rude!)
- dirty piss stains (welcome to IBBB!)
- cherie johnson gossip (I hear she’s stuck in a refrigerator)
- are megan fox have penis (welcome international traffic!)
- is kelly cutrone and im bringing blogging back friends (not as much as I’d like)
- kathy lee gifford boobies (Regis! Get off Google!)
- terri irwin sex doll (Mmmm sexy khaki jumpsuit?)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what is a fugazi (Teresa’s financial situation)
- who writes i’m bringing blogging back (me)
- tyler and catelynn bash website (better not be this one)
- milania’s cruise cake (potato chips and pudding – fabulous!)
- blowpig shoes (BOGO)
- carolina liar i’m not over you you tube (nothing funny about this except I was literally listening to this on my iPod as I read that entry. Strange)
- does maci’s boyfriend kyle have front teeth (yes, but Bint-Lee doesn’t)
- dora the explorer bikini delicioso (i’m reporting this)
- how candace cameron lost weight (jazzercising with Any Becky)
- how do third world countries handle a everyday chore (by swatting flies)
- im going to a friends house for the first time and im bringing food. do I need to bring a house warming gift? (you’ve come to the right place. yes and yet no. hope that helped)
- karma on back tattoo picture flipping off sitting on bed (seriously, what?)
- teen mom blog guy interview with chelsea lately (I like that idea)
- why does meth ruin your skin. my twin does it and looks so much older than I do. (looks like an Olsen is Googling)
- can you get addicted to computer cleaner? (it’s like i’m walking on sunshine!)
- elodie otto eminem (hmm, maybe a rap duet?)
- ike turner pimping (in hell)
- the hills is so false (true)
- ty pennington is mr bear? (I’m pretty sure)
- what does luke perry think about beyonce? (really?)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
• ray pruit throws donna down stairs (top 5 moments of my life)
• “wife beater” “burnt the roast” (predictions of a black eye)
• also my favorite toast is to nipples because without them breast would be pointless (I want this toast at my wedding)
• brook hulgen sweam wear camel tow free pics (welcome international traffic!)
• did someone say wooooood fullhouse (yes. mr woodchuck)
• i am looking for a chicka chicka boom boom bulletin board border (why? and also, you’ve come to the right place. I have those in green.)
• keith pollock dating joe zee (scandal. besides, joe zee bangs olivia…allegedly)
• nkotb gutter gossip (is that something?)
• speech attention getters against plastic surgery (sure)
• what happened between mel gibson and oxana grigorieva (simply misunderstanding. will blow over by friday)
• innuendo she rides horses (meaning: one who rides horses)
• shooting beer out of her ass (requests to make only after the second date)
• bitch truck (beep beep!)
• blogger makes fun of hills (hi there)
• ellen degeneres paranormal state (no, no, that’s Chip)
• kids with bad teeth (go to hell. I’ve heard)
• who makes allison’s brown purse that she has on intervention (clearly you’ve understood the point of this show)
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Getting to Know, YOU: The Hills Edition
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! This time around we’re dedicating this segment to “The Hills” because, to me, it will never die. Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what does justin bobby brescia do for a living (not much anymore, although not much before either)
- heidi montag before and after (like, before before before and after after or just before and after?)
- spencer pratt steve sanders (same same)
- stephanie pratt meth (the good old days)
- the hills nose jobs (buy 1 get one)
- “the hills editing mistakes” (seasons 1-6)
- “whitney port” “speech impediment” (what are you talkinK about?)
- audrina’s vagina (…is now for sale)
- did steve sanders blow out this perm (yes, on the regular)
- heidi’s first nose job (those were such simpler times)
- hills cast favorite drink (a Scriptini)
- how do you pronounce audrina (audrina)
- is justin bobby’s dad mel gibson (I swear to God)
- lauren conrad srunk (very srunk)
- lc wrinkles mustache (these are a few of my favorite things)
- spencer murders heidi (maybe if there’s a spinoff?)
- the hills cast herpes tree (go green!)
- what happened to heidi’s puppy (cut up for parts and injected into Montag)
- where do they sell brody jenner’s lakers shirt (DoucheLocker)
- who on the hills has a disease (who doesn’t?)
