DJ Tanner: Finally Ready for Kathy Santone’s Pool Party

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What happened to those chipmunk cheeks, Donna Jo? Candace Cameron, who must have jazzercised her ass off with Ant Becky, showed up to the 18th Annual Faith and Values Awards Gala and Report to the Entertainment Industry at the Beverly Wilshire Four Seasons Hotel in LA the other night. I have no idea what this “gala” is about and why people even use the word “gala” but it was a “gala” to behold. I still have no idea.

I love how DJ is really into all this Jesus stuff. I follow her on Twitter and she’s always to happy and positive and when people reply to her Tweets saying she’s a Jesus freak she writes back to them and calls them out on it. I like that about her. Oh, and in real life she and Kimmy Gibbler are Twitter friends and, well, that makes me happy too. Basically DJ is a ray of sunshine on my blackened hollowed out heart…or what’s left of it.

I hope DJ performed “Lollipops and Gummi Bears are My Favorite Treat” at this gala all while Kimmy rode around her on a unicycle and Uncle Jesse sang, “Be True to Your School” with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Well, in my mind that’s exactly what happened.

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Dec
15

DJ Tanner is FINALLY Ready for Kathy Santone’s Pool Party!

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I’m not sure what’s going on, but I’m pretty sure that all the work that I’ve been putting into practicing all the rules of the book “The Secret” are finally paying off because all things “Full House” are starting to manifest its way back into my life. Praise “The Secret!”

Candace Cameron (aka Donna Jo Tanner) is on the cover of the latest Us Weekly talking about losing weight and being a hot mom of 3 (Nicky, Alex, and Michelle?).

Candace talks about her new weight of 110 pounds and the pressure she put on herself to lose weight during her days on the set of Full House. You’ll have to actually buy the issue of Us Weekly to get an inside look on the diet that DJ Tanner follows, but I can give you a heads up on what she’s eating…..

If you all remember correctly, when DJ Tanner wasn’t eating for 3 days so she could fit into a bikini for Kathy Santone’s pool party and Stephanie Tanner ratted her out to Danny, Jesse, Joey, and Becky, the shit really hit the fan. Uncle Jesse, naturally, told her to “sit down and eat a sandwich right now” but Aunt Becky held a little one-on-one talk with DJ. It was here where we learn of what DJ can eat, according to Aunt Becky. This diet consists of: Chicken and fish with veggies. So, I’m pretty sure this is how Candace Cameron lost the 22 pounds. Correct me if I’m wrong.

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Aug
04

DJ Tanner and Stephanie Tanner: Reunited and It Feels So Good!

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Not only did I get a ton of emails from you, the readers, about Candace Cameron and Jodie Sweetin together having lunch at The Ivy on Robertson Boulevard in LA, but the majority of you also let me know in the emails that Santa has answered my prayers. And you know what? It’s totally true. I say my prayers to Santa using my Santa Rosary Beads, which consist of all the reindeers and Mrs Claus, and look what happens! DJ and Stephanie are together again. Ole!

DJ is looking pretty good. Looks like all those years of having Paula Abdul and Janet Jackson posters above her bed have finally paid off. I mean, I don’t know how it paid off, but I feel like it did. Stephanie, on the other hand, is certainly “boobs to the wind” but I can’t seem to shake that white-trash feeling I get when I see her. Maybe it’s her trailer park hair?

Regardless, I’m still pushing for Kimmie Gibbler to complete the Holy Full House Trinity.

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Jul
29

DJ Tanner: No Longer a Geek Burger

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Candace Cameron, of DJ as I still lovingly call her, is no longer a geek burger or a geek burger with cheese while she was at the Swing Vote movie premiere at the El Capitan theater in Hollywood just the other day.

I’m thanking my Full House gods and/or Santa for bringing back DJ into mainstream America. DJ ain’t looking half bad. She still has those chipmunk cheeks, but if 3 minutes of high-powered stairmaster and not eating for 3 days didn’t work for Kathy Santone’s pool party, I guess nothing will. Did you also know that Stephanie Tanner was at the premiere as well? Oh snap, she was. No word on whether Jodie and Candace spoke while there, but some can dream.

If only Michelle Tanner was there so that DJ could put her in a shopping carriage and sing “Lollipops and Gummy Bears are My Favorite Treat” just like she did during Danny’s 24-hour telethon. Then, and only then, would Kimmy make it onto the scene riding a unicycle. Oh how I miss my youth.

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Jul
17

DJ Tanner is Making a Comeback!

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Yeah! Donna-Jo Tanner! Ow Ow! DJ is totally making some sort of comeback and I couldn’t be more psyched. I’m writing my letter to Santa asking that Candace Cameron gets to play Aunt Becky’s daughter in the new 90210. What? Crazier things have happened. Anytanner, Candace Cameron was at the 2008 ESPY Awards Giant event the other day.

Damn. DJ is looking pretty good. She’s come a long way from when she was all nervous about making friends at middle school and taking her lunch tray into the school phone booth and calling the “time and temperature”lady because she had no friends. Where was Kimmy Gibbler at a time like that? That’s what I want to know! DJ was having a hard enough time dealing with having those “chipmunk cheeks” as she put it. Hasn’t she suffered enough? What the hell am I talking about again? What’s the topic? I’m done.

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