More Mindless Stories on ‘cameron diaz’
Aug
07
07
I Totally Punk’d Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz a tramp? Hmmm, that sign seems to think so. Yes! I totally punk’d you Cameron Diaz. Woo-hoo! Take THAT! What Cameron doesn’t know is that the sign actually said “ramp traffic” and I added a “T” that made the word “ramp” into “tramp!” Yeah! I rule. You probably don’t even know what hit you Cameron. Woo-hoo! God Bless “Comic Sans MS.” 
Mar
05
05
Cameron Diaz Hides Her Cameltoe
Cameron Diaz heads back from the gym, but this time she is covering up the cameltoe. That is very disappointing as so much of my traffic comes from the “cameltoe audience.” In other Cameron Diaz news, what’s up with her and Drew Barrymore being the new Ernie and Bert? After Drew bought a $12,000 Rolex Oyster watch for ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake’s birthday she ended up giving it to Drew Barrymore when the couple split up. Apparently the watch is engraved with the message, “I Love You.” Yeah good for those two. I hope that Drew and Cameron are very happy together. There hasn’t been a better girl-girl couple since Ellen and Anne Heche. There is no word yet if Drew and Cameron will be getting extremely short haircuts and purchasing an abundance of Birkenstocks and flannel cut-off shirts.Who Said That!?! and Who Blocked That Cameltoe!?!
Feb
26
26
Cameron & Drew Play Puff Puff Pass
Why those wiley little minx! Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz took a little time to unwind while vacationing in Hawaii. Some people say it’s just a cigarette, while others are speculating that it’s a little bit of the marijuana that the kids are wild about these days. I say if it’s drugs where are the receipts? Maybe they just “found it on the ground” or “are just holding it for a friend.” The possibilities are endless. Hopefully after their “festivities” their conversations actually got interesting. I’d need about 10 of those to deal with those two together. It would be like being permanently trapped on the set of Charlies Angles. I wish I was there actually. I would have totally made it into a real bad after school special. I would have also tried to make a citizens arrest.
Jan
04
04
No Cameron at Justin’s Premiere
There are rumors flying around town, and by “town” I mean the InterWeb that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have decided to call their relationship quits. Star Magazine has random sources who saw Justin out at a club in Tennessee and said he said, “Me and Cameron? We’re done!” Yeah if that doesn’t sound like a story told in high-school I don’t know what does.
Even pain in the ass Perez Hilton has confirmed the story, which doesn’t really mean it’s true but now I have two different people saying it…sooooo….things that appear in “two’s” must be true, right? And now, my friends, I also provide you even more evidence as Cameron Diaz did not show up at Justin’s premiere of “Alpha Dog” or the after party last night. As you can see, I’ve pointed out every single female in a photo with Justin (even Sharon Stone) who is not Cameron. See? I now have scientific proof that they are broken up. It’s really an open and shut case at this point. Maybe now Britney and Justin can get back together. Those two crazy kids seem like a real nice “rebound train wreck” together.
