Did Fergie Have a Stroke?

Somewhere in the world right now Barney is missing his bottoms. What in the name of holy hell does Fergie have on? Any chance she’s suffered a stroke because I smell burnt toast. Is a waist that high supposed to look good? People made fun of Steve Urkel for years because of that and now Fergie is trying to bring it back. The good news is that if those pants were a little bit tighter she would be rockin’ the purple people eater cameltoe and if it were a little darker outside she would most certainly be rockin’ the ghost boobs. What a treat that would be. On a sad not, at some point, Fergie looked in the mirror before she left her house and said, “Perfect!”

Christina Aguilera Cameltoe & Fupa!


Ah good times. Clearly, it’s time to play everyones favorite game The ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars! You know the rating system, you can be awarded up to 5 camels, but nobody has ever been given 5 camels before…until now. Christina Aguilera was in concert the other night in Sydney, Australia and I have awarded her 5 glorious camels. Why? It’s very simple, my friends. Christina is rocking the snow-white camel AND the Fupa AND she even has some “back-up cameltoe” with the chick on the right. Brilliant, brilliant, and brilliant. Technically, I think this is called “Back-Up Camel Fupa.” Congratulations Christina. You will clearly make it into our Hall of Fame.

Presenting: Mariah Careytoe

With Mariah Carey you can always count on two things; A lot of forehead and a lot of cameltoe – not necessarily in that order. When I first came across these photos of Mariah arriving at the Crillon Hotel in Paris I first thought, “Who cares.” However, I then immediately knew that by simply clicking on one of these photos we would absolute be able to expose the cameltoe or “Mariah Careytoe” as we can now call it. Well, Mariah didn’t disappoint and we even get to play a game that we haven’t been able to play in awhile: “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” As you know from past games you can only achieve no more than 5 camels, almost unheard of. This time around we’re awarding Mariah with 3 camels, yes 3 camels. Congratulations Mariah! Adding just a few more pounds could definitely sky-rocket you to 5 camels. Have the goal. Stick to the goal. Achieve the goal. Get awarded more camels.

…In Other News…

Christina Aguierjeljasdjasla was showing off her “snow-white” cameltoe while performing in Tokyo during her world tour. Clearly, she doesn’t need backup singers has her “gentleman greeter” can sing as well. I think “singing cameltoe” is really a first for all of cameltoe-kind.

As a side note, sorry for my lack of posts today. I had friends staying with me in NYC for 2 days and, what can I say, they like to drink which makes me drink, which makes me sleep late, which makes me hungover. In other news…

~ Katie Holmes In a Bathing Suit ~ DSF
~ Kenny Rogers “Through the Years” ~ CelebritySmack
~ Is Christina With Child or Not? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Jack Osbourne Made Paris Hilton a Woman…Again ~ NinjaDude
~ Katie Couric Wants Out? ~ PopBytes
~ Suri Everywhere ~ POTP
~ Lindsay Hearts More Rehab ~ ASL

Drew Barrymore’s Friend Suffers From “Sudden Cameltoe Disease” (SCD)

Well, it looks like not only can celebrities suffer from cameltoe, but also friends of celebrities can suffer from cameltoe as well. You know what that means? Yup. It’s contagious. I know, sad news. As I write about this air-born/contagious cameltoe sickness I am already starting a charity walk and charity gold tournament to raise money to find a cure for contagious cameltoe. Please donate, now. Every penny helps. Well, the penny doesn’t help, but surely a nickle and a dime might. Scratch that, send at least $20.00. Moving on, Drew Barrymore and her friend were walking around Hollywood the other day, perhaps coming from the gym? Who cares, really. The only reason I posted this was so that we could play “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” While her friend isn’t famous, hopefully this will make her famous. That’s right, I’m giving Drew’s friend 4 out of 5 camels. What an honor this must be for her. What an absolute honor. P.S, there’s a war out there. I know.

Who Shot That Toe!?

Victoria Beckham Has Combover Cameltoe


It’s time for another installment of “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” Now not all of these celebrity contestants can be winners each time. In this case, Poshtoria is entering in this cameltoe rating system even though she doesn’t have some full-on cameltoe. However, she does suffer from some slight cameltoe AND even sports a combover at the same time! Brilliant. Therefore I am giving Poshtoria one camel, BUT with two humps and even a combover. Yes, clip art does have everything.
Anyway, these photos of Poshtoria were snapped while she was shopping in London over the weekend. Bonus points for the “bullets belt.” Rambo rules.

Jessica Simpson Cameltoe Palooza

Everyone now and then my job is easy. Other times it’s tough. This one? Easy. Special thanks go out to avid IBBB readers Terra and Erica who brought this picture to my attention and requested that I add it to the site. No problem, skanks! Not only was this a home run for me, but it also allows us to play the “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” game. At this point, you know how this works. Each celebrity can receive up to 5 camels awarded to them (just think a ghetto version of Star Search). Jessica Simpson, who was showing off her latest elderly “I just had a stroke” outfit while she was at Winston’s in LA the other night, rocked the powder blue cameltoe, but she kind of half-ass’d it. This was quite disappointing. However, IBBB still has awarded Jessica with 2 out of 5 camels. To be frank, I’m a bit disappointed in Jessica’s cameltoe. We’ve seen much better from her in the past. Hopefully she will read this and will try to impress us a little more next time. Thanks for trying kid. Enjoy your camel trophy. It’s in the mail.

Special thanks to IBBB readers Erica and Terra for alerting me on this. I encourage all of you to send me photos so I can be ever lazier then I already am. Good day.

Heather Mills: Wooden Cameltoe?

It seems like just yesterday I was talking about a “first for cameltoe” when Nelly Furtado introduced the “denim cameltoe.” However, now it seems like the cameltoe continues to break new ground. Heather Mills, from Dancing With the Stars, is introducing “wooden cameltoe.” This really brings the cameltoe to a whole new level since the wooden leg adds a bit of mystery to the cameltoe itself. One wonders, “Where does the wooden leg connect and how will the wooden leg impact the cameltoe region.” Don’t worry, my friends, this is what the great philosophers of our time have been pondering for years.

Heather Mills is caught with her wooden cameltoe leaving a West Hollywood dance studio. It is been reported that Heather is claiming that she will do a “trick” with her leg in one of the dance numbers. Seriously, unless she takes her leg off during the dance and plays it like a guitar, I’m not interested.

Award winning journalism. Award winning.

Oprah Opens a Second School; Has Cameltoe


Blessed Mother Oprah Winfrey has opened up a second school in South Africa, which is an environmentally friendly school and an Oprah friendly school. I don’t know what that means. The school which is named, “Seven Fountains Primary School” was funded by her Angel Network. Oprah declared, “The Seven Fountains School is an example of what schools in South Africa can become.” Yeah, they can become that if rich and famous talk-show hosts build them. No pressure Ricki Lake.

As Oprah opened the school to a packed audience teachers and students chanted, “Long Live Oprah, long live!” No joke, they actually said that. The skies then opened and God raised up Oprah, pushed aside Jesus and allowed Oprah to sit “at the right hand of the Father.” God then hi-fived Oprah and she taught God how to “z-snap” just like Tyra Banks. Heaven must be a real hoot. I’ll fill you in on what hell is like…eventually.

Seriously, as much as I want to joke, this really is a great thing that Oprah has done. She’s a great example of what someone with money can do and not be afraid to do. She literally is making a difference in so many peoples lives. I mean, not mine, but whatever. However, just because Oprah is doing these “good deeds” does NOT mean that she can escape my “IBBB Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!

Nice try Oprah, but you’ve been captured with “the camel” all the way over in South Africa. Seriously, this must be the richest cameltoe alive. Am I a bit jealous? Sure. I give this 3 out of 5 camels. Oprah really made this one her own.

As a side note, is it ironic that in the picture of Oprah with her hands up consists of dark black storm clouds over the children, yet bright and sunny skies directly over Oprah? I don’t think so. I told you she has some type of deal with God!

As a second side note, a friend was text messaging me while I was writing up this story and when this friend asked me what I was doing I replied, “just adding camels to Oprah’s cameltoe.” Seriously, who says that? Nobody. I guarantee that sentence has never been said before. Ever.

Paris Rocks the Cameltoe

As Paris continues to shoot her new movie “The Hottie and The Nottie” she also continues to be oblivious of her obvious cameltoe. Now I may not have my own personal “lady business” but I would assume it has to be like having a wedgie, no? You totally know that it’s there and you need to fix it. Wouldn’t it be the same for the cameltoe as well? Maybe she is numb down there from “years of excessive use?” The reasons are really endless. Anyway, when I spot me some cameltoe that can only mean one thing, it’s time to play….“The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” You know the drill. I give this Paris cameltoe 4 out of 5 camels. Congratulations! I mean, who needs an Oscar nomination when you can win an award like this?