More Mindless Stories on ‘celebrity camel toe’
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Beyonce’s Electoral Cameltoe!
Wow. Due to hard economic times, we haven’t been able to play the “ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” Well, thanks to Beyonce and the bailout, we now can. As you know, IBBB rates the level of cameltoeocity and will award up to 5 camels. Ooooo! Ohhhhh! Ahhhhhh! I know.
Thanks to this being a historic election and Beyonce pouring herself into the jeans, for the first time in a long long time (perhaps ever…I’m too lazy to go back and check) I am awarding Beyonce 5 camels out of 5 camels. Congratulations Beyonce! This must be quite the honor.
Beyonce, Jay Z, Mary J Blige, and an array of others were doing their part to get people to vote the other day….even if it took Beyonce speaking out of her camel. It was allllll worth it!
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Sharon Stone and the Case of the Pin-Striped Cameltoe
Sharon Stone was flashing her trademark peace sign while leaving the Ed Hardy store in Culver City yesterday. She was also flashing her trademark cameltoe to the paparazzi, which I feel should be the new peace sign. It’s time to play everyones favorite game, “The ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” Ok, so as you know I award up to 5 camels to a celebrity rocking the cameltoe. This time around I’m only giving Sharon one camel out of a possible five because with those pinstriped pants it’s really hard to tell if that is 100% camel or are the stripes making her gentlemen greeter into some type of optical illusion. That tricky Sharon! I think Sharon should be pleased with one camel or any award for that matter.
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Jessica Simpson Kicks Off Her Country Music Career With Some Daisy Duke Denim Cameltoe
Yee Haw! Call your Pappy and your Mammy cuz Jessie Simpson is singing country and not giving up those daisy dukes no matter how many years have passed since they were cool to wear, but at least she looks good in them, y’all!
Jessica was all legs and huge mouth while she performed at the Country Thunder Concert just the other day in Wisconsin. It’s been reported that Jessica was boo’d while on stage performing and she said to the crowd this brilliant gem:
“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and I’m dating a boy.”
….to which the one fan in the crowd replied, “Ok.”
As a side note, if you’ve been keeping up with “The ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” and I know you have, I’ve awarded Jessica with 3 camels out of a possible 4. The way she incorporated the cameltoe whilst on stage and wearing daisy dukes….well, that’s just terrific.
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Hilary Duff Banned from Cameltoe Game
BREAKING NEWS: Hilary Duff has been officially banned from the ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…..to the Stars, game. When asked why the shocking ban, IBBB responded:
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Carrie Underwood: Backwards Cameltoe?
That Carrie Underpants is one tricky country western singer/sasser. Carrie was at the 43rd Annual Academy of Country Music Awards and was singing up a storm when I believe the Ghost of Cameltoe attacked her and hit her in the backside instead of the frontside, where the cameltoe belongs. Carrie looks visibly concerned and, frankly, so am I. There for I am giving this backwards cameltoe just one upside down camel in the “IBBB Cameltoe Ranking Systems…to the Stars” game. Carrie gave it a good try, but came up just a little short. 
