Why Do the First Two Look More Asian?

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Kris and Bruce Jenner, and their “second time around” faces, posed with Vera Wang at Vera Wang’s Los Angeles Boutique Launch party in sunny LA yesterday. At first glance I was wondering why Lucy Liu was posing with her mother, but then I quickly realized it was Kris and Bruce. Both are terrible, horrific people in theory. I say “theory” as a way to sound nice. Is “theory” like “allegedly?” I sure hope so. I’m kidding. I don’t care.

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Oct
27

Box the Facelift Off Bruce Jenner….For Charity!

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This is my idea of doing charity work. A friend of mine who owns his own entertainment firm is one of the people behind the promotion of the “Kardashian Boxing Event for Charity.” Basically, if you go to www.CharityBuzz.comyou can bid on actually boxing one of the Kardashian’s in a boxing ring in sunny Los Angeles. If you bid the most, you win. I think. Yeah, that’s how it works. This will also be filmed for their award-winning show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s.” So, if you’re like me and have always wanted to box the facelift off Bruce Jenner, then this is right up your cobwebbed alley!

However, if you don’t have the funds to “give to others” perhaps you should buy a ticket to this event which will be on November 3rd. Go to ticketmaster.com to purchase your tickets. Doors open at 7pm. Oh, and if you buy a ticket and want to get me one….and fly me out to LA, I’ll totally go.

Ok, so that covers it. Pay it forward.

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May
20

Spencer Sasses Back!

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Bruce Jenner may have sassed the pants off of Spencer Pratt yesterday, but now Spencer Pratt is shooting him back using his sassooka. After Bruce and his facelifted face told Us Weekly that Spencer was a bad influence on his son, Brody, Spencer went back to blowing Us Weekly and had this to say:

“That’s a bold statement from someone who only decided to try and be Brody’s father after Brody got famous. He should focus more on trying to be a father and worry less about Brody’s influences. Brody’s doing just fine.”

I then believe then Spencer gave 2 z-snaps and twist. I love a fauxlebrity sass-off!

Who Shot That Sass?!

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May
20

Bruce Jenner’s Facelifted Face Speaks

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Us Weekly continues their world tour of “blowing the cast of The Hills” and reached out to Brody Jenner’s dad, Bruce Jenner, to see what he thought of his son and his partying ways.

Bruce and his facelifted face had a few harsh words for his sons friends Spencer Pratt and Frankie Delgado. Bruce’s tight mouth said, “Frankie’s a very bad influence. And the day before that it was Spencer. He’s been brought down by all his friends. It’s not really him. He’s a homeboy.”

Uh, yeah you got one thing right. He is a homeboy…especially with all that bling. I wonder if all the cast members tell all their family members and friends to just bring up The Hills and say “controversial” things no matter what the question is. For example if you were to ask Heidi’s mom how the weather was, she would probably answer something like, “Lauren Conrad is not a good friend.” If you asked Audrina’s sister what who she was voting for in the presidential race, she would probably answer, “Lo is trying to come between Audrina and Lauren.” This is how it works people.

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