More Mindless Stories on ‘brody jenner’
Jul
25
25
Steve Sanders and Brody Jenner Break Up: Girls Will Be Girls!
It’s official, Steve Sanders and Brody Jenner have officially broken up. How sad after 10 years! However, what perfect timing just weeks before “The Hills Season 3″ starts up again. These two bitches started brawling after Steve Sanders made fun of Nicole Richie (Brody’s ex-girlfriend) in Details Magazine back in the day. Then, Steve Sanders got all pissed at Brody that he was trying to start up a friendship with Lauren Conrad again. Later Zack and Kelly tried to trick Mr. Belding into thinking that that school was canceled and Jim and Cindy Walsh found out about this trick and were pissed. They we so upset they punished Greg and Marsha for almost a week, which really sucked because then Blossom and Six never got to go to the prom and that really ruined the 5th season of 7th Heaven (what?). Wow, it’s hard to keep up when girls fight!
Back to the actual story…so Steve gave Brody an ultimatum. He has to choose between him and Lauren. Brody chose Lauren so, when asked for a response, Steve Sanders said, “I wish them both the best. They are made for each other.” No comment has been made yet from either of Heidi’s new boobs. How rude!
Seriously, are these two for real? My words of advice? Kill yourself. Ok, at least think about it.
Feb
05
05
Jennifer Lopez is Dead to Mariah Carey?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, God bless YouTube. In an interview with Mariah Carey in some other country (I’m shooting for either France or Germany? I get easily confused when I don’t hear a Boston accent) Mariah was asked what she thought about Beyonce and Mariah, surprisingly, said how much she loved her, etc. And then…da-da-duuuuuuuun, when asked what she thought about Jennifer Lopez, Mariah said, “I don’t know her!” Awesome! I love me some crazy and that amount of crazy just hit tilt. So, this got me thinking about something very important in life. I’m calling this, “Who Would Win?” So, “Who Would Win” in a chicken-fight, Mariah or Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx? My money would have to be on Saint Jennifer as being from the Bronx must have taught her how to throw a punch or two and take a punch or two.
Nov
14
14
Guess Who’s Together and Broke Up?
I don’t know how I missed that my beloved LC (from the original Laguna Beach and The Hills) was dating Brody “Chucks” Jenner, but they were dating. Oh yeah, and now they broke up. They were only dating got one month, according to People Magazine. Hey! That beats my record by like 15 days. Good for them!
Oct
05
05
Nicole Richie and Brody Break the F Up
Sometimes correct US Weekly is reporting that Nicole Richie and Chucks Jenner have decided to say adios to their public eating out (??) appearances and call their relationship over. The good news is that they remain close friends. I mean, personally I couldn’t give any less of a crap if they’re friends or not, but I just figured that was the most appropriate thing to say.
Seriously, are Paris and Nicole having another “breaking news off?” Every time one of them makes the news the other one gets trumped. I hope that Nicole does turn to comfort food at a time like this. Flags will be flying at half mast, as am I.
