More Mindless Stories on ‘britney spears’
Dec
09
09
Britney Spears Goes Caroling. I Repeat, Britney Spears Goes Caroling.
Posted by IBBB
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If you ever wanted to hear Britney Spears sing “live” your best bet was to be on the streets of LA whilst Britney and Ellen went Christmas caroling for a segment Ellen was taping that will air on December 16th.
To tell you the truth, watching a lesbian and someone who’s bi-polar dressed like characters from A Christmas Carol while holding a bell, a notebook, and singing, kinda sounds like the best Christmas ever. Is it just me or if we saw Britney dressed like this last April you wouldn’t have thought twice about it.
I miss crazy Britney. I miss her and no me gusta 
Dec
03
03
Britney’s 27th Birthday at Tenjune in New York. Dear Tenjune, Will Ya Let Me in For Once?
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Britney Spears and her 27 year old rack celebrated her birthday by attending a fiesta (ole!) at Tenjune in New York last night. Britney was surrounded by most people she didn’t know and was given her 15th birthday cake of the day. Giving awkward smiles with her trademark “open mouth” laugh and other Whitney Port facial expressions, Britney was said to have had a great time.
Most importantly is my appeal to Tenjune.
Dear Tenjune,
I’ve been trying to get into your establishment for 1.5 years. I’ve eaten next door at STK countless times in hopes that someone would magically just let me sneak down the stairs and into the backdoor of Tenjune. No luck. So please send me a personal invitation and possibly even a night of free drinks. In turn, I will write about what a great time I had there. Deal? Email me.
Signed,
IBBB
P.S –> I prefer to be there on a night when an Olsen Twin is at the bar.
This open letter was sponsored by the letter “P” and Goya.
Dec
03
03
Was Britney in Slow Motion or Was That Just the Coma I Was Slipping Into?
Posted by IBBB
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Sure I’m a day late and $4 dollars short, but after all the hate mail I received yesterday for not even mentioning Britney on Good Morning America, I figure I’m better late then never. Or is it “never late and better?” No idea.
Anyway, I didn’t want to post anything about Britney on GMA because after I had seen her on Britney: For the Record, I felt as though I was already going to hell. But since it’s a done deal, let’s talk about the “performance.”
Look, I’m indifferent on Britney. And by “indifferent” I of course mean “it doesn’t matter if I make sex with her in the front or back.” However, I guess like most loserish people I would like to see her do well in life. I mean, who can survive off of only $125 million?
While watching Britney on GMA, it looked like she was moving in slow motion. At one point she even looked towards her family, who were sitting in the audience, and sorta giggled a little bit….almost like, “Can you believe I’m not dead yet!”
When she was perfoming the “uppercut punches” while singing Womanizer I honestly thought that Mohammad Ali could do faster punches today. And I’m pretty sure he is wheel chair bound.
In conclusion, Britney seems distant to me. I’m sure she’s happier, but she just seems so far removed from herself, which is kind of sad because she was in the middle of a circus. Maybe next time she could flash her rack to liven herself up a bit? I’m not sure. I’m not a psychologist.
P.S –> I’ve seen “sideboob” before, but in the first picture I’m almost certain that is either “sideass” or “sidegina.”
Dec
01
01
Britney For the Record. Thanks For Making Me Feel Like Such a Jerk
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So you can all pretend that you didn’t watch “Britney: For the Record” last night, but I know the truth. I know you did. I also know you watched it again directly after it aired the first time. I’m like Visa. I’m everywhere.Let me just say that after the first scene of Britney’s dad making her daughter breakfast and him saying, “I’m making my baby cheese grits” I was thanking Jesus Claus that I remembered this “documentary” was on. I was sure it would be filled with “y’alls” and other white-trash paraphernalia. Moments later I found myself asking Jesus Claus for forgiveness as I immediately began feeling bad for all the mean things I wrote about Britney over the past 2.5 years. I’m pretty sure my blackened heart turned a light red after watching this.
I am, however, a little confused on what the messaging of this documentary was supposed to be. I mean, I can’t be the only one who’s confused about this. And why was Britney always looking slightly upward and to the left every time she was asked a question? Anyway, so is the messaging supposed to be that Britney has come back stronger than ever and wants to really sing and dance again? Or is the message supposed to be that Britney is basically in a depression and is “sad” because her dad controls her money, Larry Rudolph controls her career, and she is a prisoner in LA because her husband lives there and the court won’t let her have her children and move? I’m sorta thinking it’s the later because she kinda said all of those things. Some of those things were said whilst crying.
In conclusion, I actually felt bad for Britney. Not in a way where I pity her because thinking about her $125 million took the “pity card” away. In fact, I probably felt bad because of the dramatically sad music they played in the background and all those shots of her looking sadly out the window.
I would like to apply for a job of just traveling around with Britney and making jokes all day long just to make her laugh. Is there an application for that? Oh, and she really is looking good again so perhaps I can also do a little snooky-poo with her. Eh, I’ll be sure to ask about that during the interview process.
What did you guys think about Britney: For the Record? Did you all feel as horrible as me for making fun of her all these years? Do all bloggers go to heaven?
Nov
07
07
Madonna and Her Mickey Mouse Club Reunion
Leave it Beaver, and Madonna, to reunite those crazy Mickey Mouse Club kids also known as Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. Last night at grandma Madonna’s concert in Los Angeles, Britney Spears made a surprise visit on stage and helped Madonna sing a newer version of “Human Nature.” I’m sure that sounded pleasing to the ear. Britney did look good though. And, again, while I spent the better part of a year teeing off on Britney for going crazy, now that she’s thin and sane again I’m hopping back on the bandwagon that was once lovingly referred to as the “crazy-train.”
But the blessed surprises didn’t stop there. Oh no they most certainly did not. Later Justin Timberlake took to the stage in order to give the concert a little street cred and sang his portion of “4 Minutes.”
Later, since Britney, Madonna, and Justin Timberlake all performed on the same stage on the same night the world actually imploded. You are actually reading this blog post from heaven….and in most cases, hell.
