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Brittany Murphy 911 Call: Really?

Now I’m clearly not the voice of moral decision making, but are you kidding me with the Brittany Murphy 911 call?  Every day I get emails from PR firms, viral marketing agencies, and a crap-ton of other websites asking me to post their pictures, videos, etc.  I’ve probably only said yes once.  However, even I couldn’t post the audio clip of Brittany Murphy’s mother calling 911 and freaking out over the phone as her daughter lay dead on the floor.  I couldn’t even listen to it but, sadly, heard part of the clip on E! News and, well, I’m scared for life.

Look, I’m not saying anything on this here blog is entertaining (at all), but a 911 call when someone is dead?  Really?  Even I have standards.  I mean, I have like one standard.  Maybe two, max.  More like 1/2 a standard. The people who are promoting this 911 call should be ashamed of themselves (similar to how I’m ashamed of myself with most things I post on IBBB). Ok, I’m going to jump down from my soapbox now.

…In Other News…

Britney Murphy married her father and/or a writer-director (Simon Monjack) at their LA home a few weeks ago, but the story is just being shared now. Why the big secret? I doubt there would have been helicopters flying over this wedding. In other news…

~ LA Does Not Heart Poshtoria ~ CelebritySmack
~ Smashing Pumpkins to Make a Comeback? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Show Up Again ~ FatBack
~ Ricki Lake Lost 4,365 pounds ~ EvilBeet
~ Guess Who Has Meth Teeth ~ DListed
~ Should Fran Drescher Be in a Bikini? ~ DrunkenStepFather
~ David Beckham Pulls a Britney ~ POTP
~ Martha Stewart Still Has a Show? ~ PopBytes

Britney Stole My Nana’s Lipstick

Yeah I said “Britney” but I didn’t mean Britney Spears. There’s more than one “Britney” out there. Man, she isn’t Jesus – you know, with just one name. Never mind, His last name is “Christ.” Anyway, I am putting Britney Murphy under investigation for possible stealing my Nana’s zinc pink lipstick. My Nana thought she just lost it a few days ago and then look what happens…it ends up right on Britney Murphy’s lips. Britney was at the Vanity Fair Oscar party just the other night showing off her lips or as I like to call it, “bragging about how she mugged my Nana.”

Now, I’m still waiting to complete my investigation before I charge Britney with “theft.” There is a chance that my Nana just gave Britney a kiss and all her lipstick just smeared onto her. I haven’t seen my Nana in a little while, so she could’ve been at the Vanity Fair Oscar party, you never know. However if I ever run into Britney at a Bingo Hall and I hear her yelling out “B-5?, B-5?” I’m going to know that she is stalking my Nana.

As a side note, Britney is hot. She definitely kinda has that “I’m a hot version of Tori Spelling with less buggy eyes” kind of look. Is that just me? Anybody? Anybody?

Who Stole My Nana’s Crap!?!