More Mindless Stories on ‘boston’
Mar
12
To no surprise I’m a big Boston guy. Love it. Born and raised. In fact, I grew up just a city away from Somerville where U2 played a “surprise” concert last night. I’m pissed that Sully and Murph nevah called me to grab some beeeeahs, get wicked drunk, and stand in front of the Summahville Theatah because U2 is the most pissah band evah! End scene.
U2 was playing at the Somerville Theatre in front of only 900 fans who all won tickets through the local Boston radio stations. Shout outs to Matty in the Morning, Jam Scammin’ at Jam’n 94.5, and if that horrible “Lander in the Morning” show is still on Mix 98.5…shout out to them too. Anycrap, U2 sang some songs and answered some questions from the crowd. I, of course, would have asked them if the “Friends” were really friends, but that’s just me. I ask everyone that, including when the Dunkin Donuts worker says, “May I help you?” Well, technically they shout out, “May I help you NEXT!”
Ugh, I wish I was there. I guess it’s just as good looking at these pictures and pretend that they’re singing. Sully! I’m not so pissah anymore!
Aug
30
New father to a bastard child, Tom Brady was finally showing his Boston pride while in Boston with girlfriend, Gisele. Strange how Tom wears Yankees hats while in New York. I mean, I don’t want to say “traitor,” but I will. Traitor. Seriously, who’s going to mess with Tom Brady? I’m sure he’ll be fine if he wears his Red Sox hat while in NYC.
Anyway, Tom an Gisele were in the Back Bay of Boston having a little lunch when some paparazzi snapped this picture. Who knew paparazzi were in Boston!? Meanwhile, bad luck Bridget Moynahan is allegedly pretty bitter over Tom not being there during their pregnancy and spending his time with Gisele. Uh, yeah probably because she’s a supermodel and you had gained like 400 pounds. I mean this wasn’t exactly Sophie’s Choice. Bridget did not add “Brady” to the babies name and I guess the time spent in the hospital between Tom and Bridget was awwwwwkkkkwwwward. And so are the days of our lives…
Thanks IBBB reader, Janine, for the heads up on the Boston pic. In thanks, I give you nothing.
Who Claims This!?!
Tom Brady: Boston Fan When in Boston
Feb
02
Since I typically give NYC their fair share of digs, I figured it was time to taste my own medicine. Perhaps you heard about the “bomb scare” in Boston the other day? Apparently these sorta “lite brite” contraptions were found all over Boston – under bridges, near train stations, etc. These “lite brite” contraptions had batteries attached to them and wires sticking out of them in every which way. So, the “red-alert” Bostonians that we are, we called the cops (the 5-0) and the bomb squad came and blew these contraptions up. In the end, they weren’t bombs, but marketing campaigns for a cartoon on the Cartoon Network. Ah, as we say in Boston, “wicked smahhht kid!” The sad part is that these “lite brite” contraptions were also placed in other major cities as well, but no one called them in. Clearly, it’s just us nosy Bostonians that are still fighting this war on terror! That’s right, I just got political on your ass. Bostonians “1″, Mr. Potato Head “0.”
