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Apr
10
Posted by IBBB
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It’s opening day at Fenway for the Red Sox today so you know what that means….time to water the mound. That actually isn’t supposed to sound as perverted as it did. So if you’re in Boston and have $312 to spend (face value) on box seats, $60 for parking, $7 for a beer (plus $1.00 for a tip), $7 for a hot dog, and $32 for a hat then come on down and enjoy the game! Oh, and that’s if you’re by yourself. If you’re bringing your family, please be sure to bring at least $500 with you for the day. Sure you’ll have to pull your kids out of private school in order to afford to take the family to a Red Sox game, but in the end it’s worth it. And just think, one day you’ll get to watch Dice-K throw 12,000 pitches! So best of luck Red Sox and don’t F it up right after the All-Star game. No pressure.
Dec
14
Posted by IBBB
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Yeah that’s right, baby! The Red Sox have finally stepped up their game and went the “Yankees” route of spending every last dime for a player. Spread the word, my friends, spread the word. We have struck up a deal (or dilio as they say on the street) with Daisuke Matsazuka. Yeah, I don’ care that I can’t pronounce the name, but you know what…the fact that we have potentially the best pitcher in baseball makes the possibility of a 6-year $60 million deal worth it. Now why don’t you cry about it Pedro. The Mets wouldn’t come up with the cash money to even talk to Matsazuka (yeah that’s right VP I’m calling you out) and the “Yankees” couldn’t pull through either. They still had the brilliant idea of “A-Rod” that really seems to be paying off. I think A-Rod got them like 3 World Series since he joined. Oh wait, they haven’t won since? Oh ok.
Again, while I can barely pronounce his name on the first try I am dedicating my life to learning Japanese. Oh Matsazuka, we love you long time. By the way, I am already anticipating the lengthy hate-mail I’ll get from the “Yankee’s” fans out there as I typically get an earful about my hatred for them and A-Fraud. Definitely send me the hate-mail, but feel free to share your opinions at the BEST NEW SPORTS BLOG OUT THERE at ThatGuySportsBlog
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Nov
15
Posted by IBBB
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Hmmm, have the Boston Red Sox finally shelled out more money than the Yankees for a player? Well we finally have, so take that you Yankee bastards! The Red Sox have outbid the Yankees, Mets, and others for the rights to negotiate with Japanese superstar pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka. Yes, that’s how you spell his name, I checked twice. How much does something like this cost us? Well, only a small $51 million.
If The Sox can sign Matsuzaka, we will potentially have the best pitcher in all of baseball. We now have until December 15th to lock Matsuzaka into a deal. I mean, I wouldn’t do it for a penny less than $50 million, but let’s see what he’ll do. I know many of you aren’t too into sports, but hey this is pop culture history AND I have made it my life’s goal to do anything I can to stick it to the Yankees. I also have a friend that’s into the Mets, so this really is a “two-for-one” deal for me. Ahhh, just another reason why I love the Japanese.
Yeah that’s right, baby! The Red Sox have finally stepped up their game and went the “Yankees” route of spending every last dime for a player. Spread the word, my friends, spread the word. We have struck up a deal (or dilio as they say on the street) with Daisuke Matsazuka. Yeah, I don’ care that I can’t pronounce the name, but you know what…the fact that we have potentially the best pitcher in baseball makes the possibility of a 6-year $60 million deal worth it. Now why don’t you cry about it Pedro. The Mets wouldn’t come up with the cash money to even talk to Matsazuka (yeah that’s right VP I’m calling you out) and the “Yankees” couldn’t pull through either. They still had the brilliant idea of “A-Rod” that really seems to be paying off. I think A-Rod got them like 3 World Series since he joined. Oh wait, they haven’t won since? Oh ok.
