Alright alright! Santa has been answering my prayers in overdrive lately. The latest was my prayer to Santa Christ asking that he bring back my favorite reality character Laurieann Gibson, or more commonly known as, “boom kack” from Making the Band. Well thanks Santa because boom kack is coming back to Making the Band 4 in the new season that premieres on August 13th. Ch-ch-check out the 2 second clip of her. Hopefully they’re not teasing me and she really is back for good. Me gusta boom boom kack.
P.S Sorry for all those times I called it “boom cat.” I just assumed.
I won’t lie, up until about 2 months ago I thought it was “Boob Cat, Boom Boom Cat.” To me, “Cat” just makes more sense, but I digress. Anyway, the best character on Making the Band was always Lori Ann Gibson, the choreographer. Everyone else on the show is just background noise. After Lori Ann got the boot from Making the Band, I prayed to my sweet Jesus that He would continue to move Lori Ann’s career in the right direction and apparently prayers are answered each and every day.
Check out Lori Ann’s new video, “Addictive.” Now I’m not sure if this is a joke or is serious, but regardless it’s great. Oh, and by “great” I mean “makes no sense.” I’m pretty sure this is a song by Fergie, but Lori Ann just boom kacked all over it. That’s what that sound is you hear coming out of her mouth. That’s boom kack. That smell you smell? Yeah, that’s boom kack too.
Diddy runs the city. Allegedly Diddy also throws chairs. If there’s one you know about me it’s that I think there is nothing better than “boom cat, boom boom cat” from MTV’s Making the Band. What a real Monday treat it was for me when I read that “boom cat, boom boom cat” (choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson) has allegedly filed a complaint against Diddy for throwing a chair at her during the filming of the new Making the Band season. Diddy, of course, is saying that this claim is false and that this is just another example of people trying to take advantage of his fame. Someone on the NYPD has verified that the complaint had been made, but that no criminal activity had been found.
Uh, if this took place during the filming, couldn’t they just check the tape and see if it had, in fact, happened? Although, who hasn’t had a chair thrown at them once or twice? Laurie Ann could have done totally taught the chair to boom cat, boom boom cat.