More Mindless Stories on ‘beyonce’
Sep
05
05
…In Other News…
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Beyonce lets paparazzi know that she hasn’t had a stroke even though her shorts are up to her neck. Yes shorts. These aren’t for everyone Beyonce. I’d go with JayZ’s style of shorts next time. It’s more flattering. Just kidding, fat ass. In other news…~ Jessica Biel’s Latex Arse ~ FatBack
~ Ryan Seacrest is Ready for The Emmy’s and 15 Other Jobs ~ PopBytes
~ Maggie Gyllenhaal Just Made Me Throw Up in My Mouth a Little ~ Yeeeah
~ Kim Kardashian Just Says No to Pee ~ DListed
~ Paris Still Forgets to Close the Legs ~ DSF
~ Jerry Lewis Apologizes For Being Old and Ignorant ~ CelebritySmack
~ What a Psychic Claims About Princess Diana ~ AgentBedHead
~ When Brad Pitt Fans Attack ~ NinjaDude
~ Kelly Clarkson Tries the Tour Thing Again ~ POTP
~ Keira Knightley’s Toga Party ~ EvilBeet
~ Matt Dillon’s New Nose of Yesteryear ~ CityRag
~ Nicole Kidman is a Blabber Mouth ~ AlliedIsWired
~ Funniest Site on Earth: It’s a Trick ~ IBBB
~ Justin Bobby
Jul
25
25
Beyonce Falls Down the Stairs
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Remember when Whitney from “The Hills” slid down the stairs on Good Morning America? Yeah, well this is nothing like it. Beyonce was “in concert” and actually went head first down a flight of stairs on stage. Strangely, she got up and kept dancing like nothing ever happened. Perhaps the weave acts like a protective helmet? I’m not too sure how those things work. Anyway, of course this clip made it onto YouTube. The person who is filming this is clearly in the last row and the clip is a bit fuzzy, but you can see Beyonce clearly plunge to the bottom around 1 minute 40 seconds (ish). The reaction from the crowd is priceless.
Jul
17
17
OH! So That’s What’s in the Box to the Left
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Finally after over a year, one of life’s biggest mysteries has been solved. I know I’m supposed to go to the left, to the left, everything I own in a box to the left. But what exactly is “everything?” Now I know. It consists Hamburger Helper, Bush’s Baked Beans, some sweet corn in the can, sliced carrots, and what appears to be something by Betty Crocker.
Look I don’t care that the “to the left, to the left” joke is old. It’s very old, I know this. But, you mean to tell me that there is a photo of Beyonce holding a box to my left and I’m not supposed to say something? It’s my civic duty as an American. If I don’t say the joke the terrorists win and you don’t want that do you? Anyway, Beyonce was trying to keep a low profile while helping the homeless in Houston, but somehow a bunch of cameras and 25 foot microphones appeared. That always happens to me when I help the homeless. Ok, I don’t help the homeless, but if I did I know that would happen too. Bonus point for Beyonce showing some partial cameltoe to the homeless. Every little bit helps!
Jul
12
12
…In Other News…
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Beyonce looks less than thrilled to show support for her Destiny’s Child group member, Kelly Rowland, and her new album. Beyonce definitely has that “they made me wear this” look in her eyes. In other news…
Jun
27
27
Beyonce Later Wrapped Vegetables in Her Dress and Grilled It
Beyonce won some big ass awards last night at the BET Awards. Beyonce took home “Video of the Year” for “Irreplaceable” and was also named best R&B Artist. However, just to rub it in Beyonce’s face, Jennifer Hudson also won two awards; “Best New Artist” and “Female Actress.” Looks like Beyonce got the shaft again in the actress category. I mean she got looked over for her role in Austin Powers a few years ago and then she got looked over again for her role in Dream Girls. What’s a bugaboo to do? Speaking of which, Destiny’s Child reunited last night, although I’m thinking it was only done so that Beyonce could show how much better she was doing than the other two. I say bring back Destiny’s Child. Hell, even add a 4th member again and re-release “Say My Name.” Bring back the year 2000. That was a good year for me. Wait, where was I going with this? Oh yeah, Beyonce has on enough tin foil to grill 250 pounds of vegetables. I bet it was hot to the touch.
