More Mindless Stories on ‘awards’
Sure it looks like she’s still bitching about how Suzanne Somers ruined Three’s Company and made everything on the set so tense, but I’m still glad that we live in a world where Joyce DeWitt is a part of our lives and by “our lives” I of course mean “my life.” I’m a little surprised that Janet got the night off from the flower shop, but I’m sure she put in for it months ago.
Joyce DeWitt, enjoying (I have no idea) the red carpet at the 2010 TV Land Awards in Los Angeles yesterday is actually looking great for her age. She still looks the same to me from all those years ago (please, God, don’t have a sex dream about Joyce DeWitt tonight).
It’s nice to see Joyce-e-Pants all smiles and getting back into the swing of things in the public eye after she was arrested in El Segundo, CA last year for drunk driving. If you recall she drove through a police barricade and while I may not be in law enforcement I’m almost certain that’s a tip-off that you might be a smidge intoxicated.
Check out some more pics of Joyce below because it will probably be another year before you see her again around here.
“Bull” ladies and gentlemen! Bull. Richard Moll. Yup, that’s him. And Marsha Warfield is nowhere to be found, which I personally think it highly racist. I mean, Bull didn’t even shave his head for this occasion. Eh, at least he broke out his best pair of Dockers for the red carpet. After this he needs to head back to Tech Support at Geek Squad anyway.
I don’t even know where to go with this. All I do know is that after seeing all of the pictures from the TV Land Awards, I’ve decided that most of them all need to be their own blog post and, well, why not start with Ann Coulter and Jimmy Walker because why wouldn’t we?
First off, why Ann Coulter is dressed like a Pediatrician on her way to a fund raiser is beyond me. And why Jimmy Walker looks like he’s about “make it rain” on Coulter is, well, priceless. Coupled with Ann’s hand gently brushing Walker’s “Jimmy” makes this photo my favorite in all of TV Land and in just all the land as well.
The fact that Ann Coulter was even invited to the TV Land Awards makes me wonder if “Bombshell McGee’s” limo (public transportation) is arriving to the red carpet as we speak.
I know I’m a day late and $4 dollars short (or whatever that saying is), but I’m going to be a bit positive when I say that the Grammy Awards were actually good the other night. Really good, in fact. Sure they were 12 hours long, but almost all of the performance kicked a$$ (I added those dollar-signs as a shout out to Ke$ha, who I don’t even understand, but we’ll get to that during a different post).
I know I’m in the minority that wasn’t overly impressed by Beyonce. I was more scared than impressed, but she was good…especially with those “hair whips.” I love a weave that is extra glued. However, the best performance of the night was Pink. Insane. First off, the fact that she could still sing live while spinning in mid-air is amazing. You know Britney was thinking, “I can’t even walk while singin or nothin’ y’all!” I think the people in the crowd were equally amazed. I feel like it was one of those times were the moment was even bigger than itself. For those who weren’t fans of Pink before, they surely are now. Insane.
The People’s Choice Awards (PCAs 2010 as “the kids” call it) were on last night and the people have spoken. Do you want to know what the people have said? They said all of Hollywood is a bunch of real winners and they deserve awards. The money isn’t enough. Awards please! Queen Latifah played host of the PCAs, which I didn’t even know were on anymore, and many many many winners were crowned. Below is a list of who won. I decided not to provide a list of the losers, as they know who they are.
The People’s Choice Awards 2010 Winners:
Favorite Action Star – Hugh Jackman
Favorite Animal Show – Dog Whisperer
Favorite Breakout Movie Actor – Taylor Lautner
Favorite Breakout Movie Actress – Miley Cyrus
Favorite Breakout Music Artist – Lady Gaga
Favorite Comedic Star – Jim Carrey
Favorite Comedy Movie – The Proposal
Favorite Country Artist – Carrie Underwood
Favorite Family Movie – Up
Favorite Female Artist – Taylor Swift
Favorite Franchise – The Twilight Saga
Favorite Independent Movie – “Inglourious Basterds”
Favorite Male Artist – Eminem / Keith Urban
Favorite Movie – Twilight
Favorite Movie Actor – Johnny Depp
Favorite Movie Actress – Sandra Bullock
Favorite Music Collaboration – Run This Town
Favorite New TV Comedy – Glee
Favorite New TV Drama – The Vampire Diaries
Favorite On Screen Team – The Twilight Saga
Favorite Pop Artist – Lady Gaga
Favorite R&B Artist – Mariah Carey
Favorite Rock Band – Paramore
Favorite Sci-Fi / Fantasy Show – Supernatural
Favorite Talk Show – Ellen DeGeneres
Favorite TV Comedy – The Big Bang Theory
Favorite TV Comedy Actor – Steve Carell
Favorite TV Comedy Actress – Alyson Hannigan
Favorite TV Competition Show – American Idol
Favorite TV Drama – House
Favorite TV Drama Actor – Hugh Laurie
Favorite TV Drama Actress – Katherine Heigl
Favorite TV Obsession – True Blood
Favorite Web Celebrity – Ashton Kutcher
Was “Favorite Web Celebrity” really needed? Apparently “the people” thought so.