More Mindless Stories on ‘ashley tisdale’
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Awesome Way to Fuel the Terrorists, Tisdale.
The fact that I know this is Ashley Tisdale made me look down my pants to make sure I was still a man. Anynuts, Ashley Tisdale secretly pissed off the terrorists by (1) being Ashley Tisdale (2) wearing a shirt that says “I Love NY” and (3) kept her pumpkin out with her Christmas decorations. Ok, fine, that last one pisses just me off, but I assume the terrorists are frowning on that as well.
“The Tiz” as “the kids” call her (I guess) picked up her boyfriend Zac Efron Joe Jonas Shia LaBeouf Joey McIntyre Jesse McCartneyScott Speer at his house or her house or just a house. The house isn’t that important in this new article as much as the pumpkin or the shirt.
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In "Huh?" News
Anynose, Ashley’s reps have said that these rumors are “completely untrue.”
In more interesting news, did you know that Ashley Tisdale was 22? In factual comparison news, Magic Johnson is HIV positive. That’ll be all.
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Ashley Tisdale’s Nose: Part 2
Ashley Tisdale was continuing the tour of her new nose as she appeared at the Starlight Starbright Children’s Foundation Winter Wonderland event in LA. I’m confused by this. Isn’t her new nose supposed to make her look better? I’m not saying she doesn’t look good. Yeah, no actually I am. Maybe she needs to slut is up a bit in order to take notice away from her drastic new look. Perhaps she should “go straight to skank,” as I have recommended others to do in the past. Ashley is definitely suffering from Jennifer Grey Syndrome, where she looks like a completely different person. Maybe the swelling and stuff will go down? Maybe she can ask them to just put everything back to the way it was before? Either way she should show a little boob action in order to shift focus. Hmmm, I should help manage celebrities. I have the best ideas.
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Ashley Tisdale’s New Nose. Really??
Look, you know how I feel about anyone who is in High School Musical. I’ve never seen it and I don’t understand it. However, now that The Hills is on a break and I can’t comment on the new noses of Lo, Jenn Bunney, and Heidi I find my obsession with facial changes that don’t look so great to grow. Ashley Tisdale showed off her spanking new nose at the Z100 Jingle Ball in NYC and I must say….er….uh…..I’d go back for seconds if I were her. I love the people who say that are going in because they have a “deviated septum” and they don’t want to really change the look of their face? Really? Yeah, no, I’d totally change it. When I become famous (for writing this blog?) I am getting a crapload of plastic surgery. I won’t stop until I finally look like the guy who played the father in Alf. I feel that that’s when all the doors will open up for me.
Anyway, Ashley told People Magazine, “I’ve known for years that I’ve had a deviated septum…I was so out of breath, I started hyperventilating…They were thinking it was a heart attack. The [tour] doctor got me an oxygen tank and I sat outside the stage and breathed in oxygen until I could catch my breath.”
Do you really lose that much breath lip-syncing?
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Minnie Mouse is Such a Lesbian
Minnie Mouse is a pervert and a lesbian. I’ve always known it and I’ve always said it. Mickey was just her beard, but when the cameras would stop rolling she would head over to Daisy Ducks apartment for a little mouse on duck action. Seriously, what?Anyway, Ashley Tisdale was out promoting the piss out of High School Musical 2. Let me say I don’t understand what High School Musical is. I’ve been hearing about it for the past like 9 months, but don’t understand what it really is. Is it a movie or a TV show? And who in the hell are all these kids that are in it? Where did they come from? Why do they keep on showing up all over the place? Oh, and is Ashley Tisdale 18 yet? I hope so. Why is she so tan? Is she trying to have a “summer tan-off” with me? Is she trying to out-tan Minnie Mouse? Clearly I have multiple questions that may or may not need answering.
