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Someone dust off the old nose of Heidi Montag, because I think that Ashlee Simpson has found a way to revert back to her old face! See folks, this is why you should always keep your old parts in a Stride Rite box under your bed. You never know when you’re going to need them again.
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was all “reminiscent face” while at the after-party for her debut in the musical “Chicago” in New York City the other day. The party took place at the Time Hotel, but who cares about that because I can’t seem to take my eyes off her “new look.” Legit if it wasn’t for the photo of Ashlee with Pete Wentz I would assume this was taken from the wrap party for “The Ashlee Simpson Show” on MTV. What, what, what!?!
Check out the photos below and let me know what you think….
No folks, your hungover eyes are not playing tricks on you. The pictures above are actually of two separate people. First, we have the talented singer with a new nose, new chin, and new boobs. Her name is Heidi Montag
. She was also on a reality show on MTV. Second, we have a talented singer with a new nose, new chin, and new boobs. Her name is Ashlee Simpson. She was also on a reality show on MTV. See the difference?
Both Ashlee and Heidi were the “big stars” at Pure Nightclub inside of Caesars Palace in Las Vegas (baby) for the New Years Eve party. What joy. Seeing these two together makes me want to reinforce to the little girls of America (and possibly even parts of Canada) that anyone can make anything of themselves, even without the talent. All you need is either a semi-famous sibling or a reality show with low morals. Live that American Dream!
Ashlee Simpson and her husband, whom she had to marry after getting knocked up, Pete Wentz, welcomed a 7 lb, 11 oz baby boy named Bronx Mowgli Wentz or “BMW” for douche/short.
Bronx? Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx is going to be bullsh*t! How dare someone else try to force you to think of them instead of J Glow when you hear the word “Bronx.” Heads will roll. Or chins will roll. Either way, something will be rolling.
It has been rumored that whilst in the hospital Ashlee pretended to be screaming during child birth, but it was really another woman in the background doing the screaming. Once that lady stopped screaming, Ashlee got embarrassed and just began a ho-down right in the middle of the labor and delivery room and then walked out.
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Yeah so we all know that Ashlee Simpson has a human growing inside her. Gross. It’s also old news. You know what isn’t old news? These recent pictures of Ashlee Simpson’s rack expanding as she was out in Hollywood the other day. And, what’s even better is that she was captured in the perfect pose for me to photoshop in a parrot on her hand and her head. And her head! What’s better than that? A big rack and parrots? All just seems right with the world.
What month is she in? Month 4? I can’t wait for month 6. And then 9! Yowza! Yowza! Yowza! Do you think if I wrote her a letter and asked if I can photograph her when she’s dilated to 7 she’d let me? I bet she would. She seems cool like that. Once she’s dilated to 10 I’m totally jumping in.
Oh, in actual Ashlee Simpson news…..there isn’t any. Her CD tanked. She’s pregnant. That’ll be all.
In news that I thought was confirmed 4 weeks ago, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have announced on Pete’s website, friendsorenemies.com, that they are in fact “with child.” Just when Ashlee thought she’d never have to see her old nose or chin again, looks like she’ll be giving birth to it around December 2008.
Here’s what the shotgun couple had to say:
“While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.”
While Pete certainly wreaks of day-old douche, I guess they’re right for waiting for the first trimester to pass before making it public. This got me to thinking. I think I’m going to follow a random person on the street that has a little bit of a stomach and shout at her “I think you’re pregnant.” Then I’m going to take pictures of her every day and put them on IBBB with arrows that say “baby bump?” I wonder if it’s just as fun when it’s not a celebrity. Stay tuned.
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