There may be some financial troubles for the Jolie-Pitt’s because it looks like they’re getting more kids the old-fashioned way….by making them. Sources close to Angelina (and my eyes) are telling us that Angelina and Brad are expecting a new baby and they are “very, very happy.”

Uh-oh, way to rain on J. Lo’s parade. How dare Angelina try to trump the baby news of Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx!

Angie and Bradly were all waxy smiles on the red carpet at the Independent Spirit Awards over the weekend and Angeluney made sure to pose to the side so that everyone could see and take pictures of the human that was growing inside her stomach. It’s great that they’ve adopted in the past and it’s also nice that they have kids by “making sexy” in the bedroom. They really are a well-rounded couple. I also don’t know what that means.

Poor Jennifer Aniston. She’s just trying to get a date to bring her to Easter Dinner, nevermind a 4th kid.

If Angelina really is pregnant again I’m going to seriously be pissed. I’ve been waiting and waiting and waiting…and waiting and then when I was done waiting I’ve waited some more to be adopted by Angelina Jolie. Sorry Ma and Dad I know you are my parents and stuff, but I’m ready to upgrade to Angelina Jolie to be both my mother and my father. It’s nothing personal, it’s just about continuing my plan to “Sell Out in Year 2″ of IBBB.

This latest picture of Angelina Jolie walking around Venice with her son/daughter “What’s Its Face” and looking like she may be “with child.” I mean she doesn’t look as much like she’s pregnant as she does look like she may have just had a beer. She better not be pregnant. I am totally next in line to be adopted. Don’t worry I’ll still blog, but I’ll be waaaaay more rich.

I think we may have precisely pinpointed the exact moment when Angelina Jolie decided she was over her “charity work.” Maybe she should stop adopting kids from all over the world and start spending money fixing peoples teeth. Seriously lady, get “Invisalign” or something. If not, stop smiling or stop doing the “ugly cry” or whatever it is you’re doing. It doesn’t look pretty in pictures.

Anyway, Angelina hauled ass to Iraq and listened to people bitch at a refugee camp. Actually that is pretty nice. I don’t want to be mean or anything, but this lady shouldn’t be complaining so much. I mean, how big can her problems be? There’s a war in Iraq. Oh wait.

Well they had a nice run, but the Jolie-Pitt kids are being shipped back to their homeland. Ok fine, so Shiloh is from here, but Pax and/or Maddox (is that the same person?) is definitely heading back home. More than likely they’re picking up Madonna’s kid on their “ride home” since the celebrity trend of adopting a kid from a random country is officially over. Of course I jest, Angelina and crew are on the “S.S We’re Rich” and are having a great old time wearing pants on a boat while in Chicago. Angelina should smarten up an put on her own life vest too. It’s the same thing as being on an airplane and securing YOUR oxygen mask first before assisting others. Jeeeze. It’s all fun and games with that one.

Angelina Jolie and her son Maddox (which is Vietnamese for “you are now a rich kid”) were doing a little book-learnin’ while they were at Borders in Chicago over the weekend. Is it just me or is it the more weight Angelina loses the more she looks like Anne Curry from The Today Show. She totally does and you know it. Hopefully there are some “self help” books in that bag so that Angelina Jolimia can put on a few extra pounds. Wait, unless she’s in the middle of filming for “Philadelphia 2.” That’s always a possibility. I also hope that Maddox gets a haircut before going to school in September. Nobody likes a little punk.