More Mindless Stories on ‘amy winehouse’
Jan
14
14
I’m Like a Bird, I’ll Only Fly Away
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Winehouse is a like a bird, she’ll only fly away. She don’t know where her syringe is, she don’t know where her crack home is.
Amy Roberta (just made that up) Winehouse has been enjoying the art of gymnastics, including the trapeze whilst on vacation in St. Lucia. It’s great to see Amy perfecting the “skin the cat” and “spread eagle” all while her perm is free to blow in the wind and keeping a toothless smile on her rickety face.
I’m only hoping these photos will lead the networks bringing back “Circus of the Stars.” I think it will be important to see Joyce DeWitt riding a unicycle on the tightrope 50 feet in the air.
Nov
06
06
Look Who’s Cuuuuuuuuured!
Posted by IBBB
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Seriously how is Amy Winehouse not dead yet? It’s people like her who live until their 93, but then some other schmuck tried pot for the first time and dies immediately. Amy Winehouse was being gracious and greeting her neighbors in London with her father, Mitch, the other night. She was looking rested, peppy, easy, breezy, and beautiful. Maybe she’s born with it?
When Winehouse kicks the rusted bucket, I hope they don’t bury her. I hope they stuff her like they do with some beers when they die. I’d like to see a stuffed Winehouse propped up outside of her London home. Perhaps place a witches hat on her head during Halloween and a Santa hat on her head during Christmas. The possibilities are endless.
May
07
07
Amy Winehouse is Bugs Bunny Hot
Posted by IBBB
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Amy Winehouse was waiting for a little pizza pizza outside of her recording studio in Henley, England yesterday looking like hot sex when this gem of a photo was taken. Ok not so much. However, Amy did remind me of when Bugs Bunny would dress up as a woman on Looney Tunes episodes. Let me tell ya a little something. Searching for Bugs Bunny in drag is an adventure in itself. There are some crazy ass people out there will some crazy ass websites and, well, I hope to make that list of crazy ass websites one day. Oh and after all the different searches I performed to try to find this Bugs Bunny picture, if anyone is keeping track of that on some database out there, I’m pretty sure I’m going to prison. Good day! Jan
17
17
Bette Midler Looks Good, Thin
Posted by IBBB
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Wow, I don’t know what diet plan Bette Midler is on, but she’s looking great! I didn’t know she took up smoking, but maybe it helps control her hunger issues. Anyway, everyones favorite meth addicted Fraggle, Amy Winehouse, stopped off at the London Clinic (for a flea bath) and then she was rushed off for a light lunch (2 tic-tacs and 4 cigarettes) and then she visited her lawyers office. Basically, this was any ordinary day for Amy…very ho-hum.
Now I know that there’s a rule (I believe a law) in London that states that under no circumstances are you to pick up and use a toothbrush, but is there a similar law overseas in regards to combing ones hair? I can never keep track of the laws over in London. I think they still have those judges that wear white wigs and pancake makeup. Ugh, the British.
Jan
10
10
Amy Winehouse Has Alyssa Milano Arms
Posted by IBBB
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There are no arguments here. Amy Winehouse is a beauty and, if in a different time, would most likely still be in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Model. Typically I’m blinded by Winehouse’s bee-hive and this time I was initially side-tracked by her new beautiful blond hair. However, after playing a risky game of “Let’s Take Another Look at Amy Winehouse” I noticed that she has Alyssa Milano arms. Seriously that blond head hair really makes her thick black arm hair really pop! Why wouldn’t she wax that or even take a weed-wacker to it? Fine, it is Amy Winehouse so I’d even be fine with her using cigarettes to burn the hair off. Either way arm hair on a girl is nasty and, I believe, is something you can get the electric chair for in Louisiana.
Anyway, Amy had a busy day with her dad, Mitch, the other day and stopped by a newsstand to buy some magazines followed by a healthy trip the fish and chip store, and then a quick run over to the Car Phone Warehouse. Is any of this interesting? No. Was this just an excuse to talk about Amy Winehouse’s hairy arms? Perhaps.
