…In Other News…

Shit. Eating. Grin.  In other news… ~ Lohan Looks Like She Stinks ~ ABH ~ Is Paris Replacing Lauren Conrad? ~ Websters ~ A-Rod Sucks ~ CS ~ Christina Ricci Off the Market ~ POTP ~ I Guess Drew Barrymore Isn’t a PC ~ FB ~ Everything is A-OK for Kim Kardashian ~ IDWYL ~ […]

Not on Tyra's Watch, Damn It!

Who dares to cause chaos at Tyra’s America’s Next Top Model try-outs?  Answer me damn it!  At a casting in Midtown (NYC) over the weekend a car overheated and the “models” trying out began to scream there was a bomb and pushed over barricades and ran  for their catwalking-loving lives!  This is actually not a joke.  It really […]

Clay Aiken Heading to America's Next Top Model

According to the crack-whores at Us Weekly, America’s Next Top Model is about to get a whole lot sassier. Clay Aiken is scheduled to appear in the new season in an April 8th episode where he’ll be working with the models in an acting challenge. Um, I don’t want to judge, but, uh, for about […]

Like Attracts Like. Tyra Brings the Crazies.

Oh where to begin? Where. To. Begin. After I came across (not literally) the picture of Jaslene, I ended up digging up some pictures of Tyra and her gang of lunatics at the Oxygen Media Launch Party for “America’s Next Top Model: Obsessed.” Yeah. Doesn’t that already exist? Isn’t it already called “All Day Saturday’s […]

Who Won America’s Next Top Model Cycle 11

Well folks another season of America’s Next Top Model come to a close. Bid adios to Jenny recapping the crap out of this show. I’ll have to hire her for another series recap. In the meantime, here’s what she said went down last night on the season finale of America’s Next Top Model: It’s the […]

America’s Next Top Model Recap: Marjorie Gets Drunk, Gets Watchable

Ah, with only 2 episodes left, Jenny is back to recap America’s Next Top Model. I have a feeling she’ll be giving me her notice before next season 🙁 Here’s what went down on the latest America’s Next Top Model: The hills are alive………with the sound of Tyra…..La la la la…….I am singing because we […]

America’s Next Top Model Recap: Marjorie is a Spaz

Jenny is back to recap the latest episode of America’s Next Top Model. I think we may need to give her a new show for next season. Here’s what she said went down last night: Well, the final five girls are still in Amsterdammit…and are yelling things like “party of five!” and “woooooooo!!!!!!!!” It’s time […]

America’s Next Top Model Recap: Prostitutes in an Amsterdam Window!

ANTM recapper, Jenny, may be trying to get out of recapping this horrific season of America’s Next Top Model, but she’s under contract until the end of the year. Nice try. Here’s what went down last night when the skanks were in Amsterdam: Time to settle in for another award winning episode of ANTM. That […]

America’s Next Top Model Recap: Who’s Going to Amsterdam!?

Poor Jenny is still being forced, by law, to recap America’s Next Top Model. It’s mandated community service hours. Here’s what went down last night on ANTM: The show opens with the girls fighting over the European chicks. They say nobody understands what it’s like to be European. One of the other girls calls them […]

America’s Next Top Model Recap: Fiercee Awards Signature Poses. Wait, Huh?!

ANTM as recapped by the brilliance of Jenny. Here’s what went down on last nights America’s Next…..Top…..Model. Here we go, another riveting week of ANTM. What will the ladies do this week? Stimulate the economy? Discover the truth about global warming? Smoke the terrorists out of their holes? Nope, they’re going to make pancakes and […]

America’s Next Top Model: Natural Disasters. Really?

Besides the show itself, last night on America’s Next Top Model the theme was natural disasters. ANTM recapper, Jenny, visits IBBB to recap the crap out of last nights crapisode. Here’s what went down: The show opens with Marjorie wallowing in self pity. Boring. Continuing on with Joslyn talking to her sister on the phone. […]

America’s Next Top Model Recap: Isis Gets Snipped

Spoiler Alert! ANTM jumped the shark 10 seasons ago! ANTM recapper, Jenny, has checked in yet again to recap the crap out of last nights America’s Next Top Model. Here’s what she said went down: The girls show up at Lucky Strike, and are handed bowling high heel shoes by Miss Jay. The bowling alley […]

America’s Next Top Model: Makeover Episode. Oh, and Tyra’s a Witch. No, Really.

Jenny is back to recap America’s Next Top Model makeover crapisode. Looks like ANTM hit an all time low. Gather ’round boys and girls….it’s everyone’s favorite, the makeover episode….dun dun dunnnn. I mean, this train wreck isn’t about makeovers, or seeing girls cry over buzz cuts. It’s about seeing how Tyra factors herself into this…Last […]

America’s Next Top Model 11 – A Racist Girl Hangs From a Ladder

Jenny has checked in to IBBB to recap the latest episode of America’s Next Top Model. Here’s what she said went down last night: Tyra Mail arrives! Yeeeeeee! It reads: Don’t get it twisted….Sorry Tyra, this whole show is already twisted. Nice try. Fool me once, shame on you…fool me twice, shame on me…and you. […]

America’s Next Top Model 11: Space Camp!

America’s Next Top Model is back and so is Jenny the resident ANTM recapper here at camp IBBB. I’ve given Jenny an 11 cent raise so she is more than happy to recap the crap out of the 11th season of ANTM. Let’s see what her thoughts are on the latest episode: You wanna be […]

Isis From America’s Next Top Model 11, Possibly Sans Penis?

Oh Tyra you’ve done it again! The 11th season of America’s Next Top Model, which starts up on Sept 3rd, will be featuring a model who was born a man, but is now a woman. My dictionary says that’s called “transgender.” Now, kids at home, what that means is that the model (named Isis) was […]

America’s Next Top Model 11: The Cartoon!

You know the summer is almost over when Tyra is mustering up enough energy to make herself the center of the next round of America’s Next Top Future Failure Models and Foreclosure! This time around Tyra is apparently making ANTM 11 into some sort of cartoon from the 60’s or the 70’s in which she […]

America’s Next Top Wig Model

There are 5 beautiful girls standing in front of me. I only have 4 wigs in my hand. The girl who is not wearing the fakest wig will return to the house, pack her belongings, and go…home. Eva. You are saved. Your reward? You get to model horrific looking wigs in an insanely random wig […]

Who Won America’s Next Top Model 10?

Sad times, sad times. Last night was the season finale of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 10. So who won? A hint is hidden in the photo above. Resident ANTM recapper, Jenny, stops by one last time this season to recap the absolute piss out of this episode and even sheds a little light on […]

America’s Next Top Model Dominique Adios

There’s only 1 episode left of America’s Next Top Model and then our resident ANTM recapper, Jenny, can go back into hiding. But until then, here’s her take on last nights America’s Next…Top….Model: Monique says she is “the Saleisha of this competition.” And because I don’t think Saleisha has done a damn thing since last […]