More Mindless Stories on ‘alyssa milano’
Jan
12
12
Samantha Micelli Has "The Tyra"
Posted by IBBB
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Oh snap! Mrs. Rossini is going to be pissed over this! I remember what a big deal it was when Samantha Micelli didn’t want to play football anymore with Tony because it hurt when she was trying to catch the football. You see, kids, Sam was sprouting breasts and Tony needed to go and buy her a training bra (the one with the little bow in the middle). Mrs. Rossini should have been called to discuss a big step like this.
Anybower, Alyssa Milano sprouted a new hairstyle (”The Tyra”) and headed out to the LA Confidential Magazine Golden Globe fiesta at Skybar in LA over the weekend. I still me gusta Alyssa Milano after all these years. I also me gusta Skybar in LA. I know it’s not considered “the place to be” anymore, but I still love it. There’s just something about having some beers outside overlooking LA that makes me content. Maybe that’s a problem, but I digress.
Jul
11
11
So Alyssa Milano’s Keepin’ Busy
Posted by IBBB
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There are more stamps over these pictures than a postcard coming from Japan, but that won’t stop me from posting them. So, uh, Alyssa Milano’s been keepin’ busy, huh? Alyssa was putting t-shirts up against the mascot monster dude from the Philadelphia Phillies. Good for her. Hopefully her “Who’s the Boss” syndication checks are still being issued. I jest, of course they are and Alyssa is doing just fine! So fine, in fact, that she’s in Philly promoting her MLB women’s fashion collection called, “Touch” right before the game to literally 2’s of fans.
Somewhere in this world Mona is promoting her new line of plastic underpants for those who have no control over their own bowels. Ay-oh, oh ay. Who’s the Boss will be back in moment. Stick around.
Oct
02
02
Why Won’t She Just Shave Them?
Posted by IBBB
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I just don’t get it. Shave ‘em. Wax ‘em. Nair ‘em. Veet ‘em. Do whatever it takes so that I am more comfortable. For me, Alyssa Milano’s hairy arms are a national phenomenon (not to be confused with a national treasure, that’s me). Alyssa will be hitting up the cover of Detail Magazine for November and, of course, she has to show off her ape arms. First I think she’s looking all sexy drinking out of a straw, but then when I look at her arms I start to think about some of those stray hairs floating around in her water. Then you know she’d totally ask me if I wanted a sip. What am I to say? No? I could never. So now I’m forced to drink Alyssa Milano’s hairy water. Wait, where was I?
Anyway, I just wish she’s get that crap taken care of. I mean, I don’t want to have to start hoping that she loses her arms in a horrible meat grinding incident. What? I’m assuming that because she’s Italian she must spend a lot of time with meat grinders. Is that not accurate?
Jul
11
11
You Love Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Arms
Posted by IBBB
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First off, is Alyssa Milano technically and/or legally considered a midget? She’s tiny. Second, you gotta love her hairy arms. You know you do. Isn’t she the spokesperson for Veet, the hair-remover cream? Well her arm could use a little of that Veet that all the kids are crazy about. Alyssa Milano, aka Samantha Micelli, was showing her support at the All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball game the other day. Alyssa was nice enough to really show her support by not wearing a uniform like the rest of the c-listers. Tony would be pissed at her and probably wouldn’t allow her to hang out with Bonnie. And you know there’s no way he’d let her continue dating Jesse with a bad attitude like that. Yeah I used to watch Who’s the Boss…wanna fight?
