More Mindless Stories on ‘90210’
Jan
07
07
Dude, Why’d You Throw Donna Martin Down the Stairs?
Posted by IBBB
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And the Christmas gifts just keep on coming. They. Keep. On. Coming.
I was doing a little bloggy blogging with VH1 on in the background and all of a sudden I hear someone say, “And this guy comes up to me and was like ‘Why’d you throw Donna down the stairs?’” I looked up and assumed I was dreaming. There is no way that there is someone else out there who is as obsessed with the episode of 90210 where Ray Pruit tosses Donna Martin down the stairs more than me?
Well low and behold, it was actually Ray Pruit saying this. Apparently his real name is Jamie Walters and he’s on a new reality show called “Confessions of a Teen Idol” in which all these old teen idols try to get back into the spotlight. Whatever.
Jamie Walters was all pissed off, I guess, that randoms on the street would go up to him and ask him why he threw Donna Martin down the stairs. I was like, really? I would have thanked him for doing it and see if he would be willing to recreate the scene with me in a blond wig.
So, between 90210 back on the air, talks of Tori Spelling renegotiating to get back into the new 90210, and now Jamie Walters in this reality show, I really think we have a fair shot of seeing these two making another love connection and then, of course, ending with an older Donna Martin getting flung down the stairs.
I’ll work on Mrs Teasley next.
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Sep
17
17
Everything You Need to Know About 90210 Happens in the Last 14 Minutes
Posted by IBBB
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No need to watch the full episodes of 90210. It’s basically all filler. Anything you really want see seems to happen in the last 14 minutes. Last week we got to see the return of Kelly’s mom, Jackie (the drunken mess) which was more than a treat than seeing Nat try to work the coffee machine at the new trendy Peach Pit.
This week, the last 14 minutes brought us some much needed closure on who Kelly’s baby daddy is. As soon as that random teacher dude told Kelly that Brenda filled him in on Kelly’s ex, I knew it would be Dylan. Kelly followed Brenda out to the parking lot and they had a bit of an argument……just like the old days! It was then that Brenda revealed that the baby daddy was, in fact, Dylan. It could only have been better if Brenda ended it with, “I hate you both. Never talk to me again!”
Is anyone watching 90210? Thoughts? More crap to share? Should I continue on?
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Aug
18
18
Ian Ziering Says Stuff
Hold on to your 90210 ass because Ian Ziering has recently talked about his character not returning to the new 90210. Ian has recently said, “It’s not really where my career goals are focused right now. I’m really looking down the line pretty far and this might be a step backwards.”
….to which the parking attendant responded, “ok, here are your keys sir.”
Photos above are recent Brenda Walsh pics as she was heading into the Green Door club over the weekend. Perhaps the “green door” is actually a door to 1995 when those jean cut off shorts were cool to wear. I hate you both. Never talk to me again.
Jul
21
21
Shannen Doherty Makes Her Official Comeback. I Wonder If She’ll Bring Back "Laverne?"
Thank your Santa and your Jesus because it is 100% confirmed that Shannen Doherty will reprise her never award winning role of Brenda Walsh for the new 90210. People Magazine has reported that Shannen (was it always spelled like that?) will bring back Brenda as a drama school teacher who directs a musical at good old West Bev High. Sounds painful. It only makes sense that Brenda became a drama school teacher especially after she brilliantly created her alter-ego, “Laverne” the wise-cracking, gum chomping, new york/southern accent speaking, waitress at the Peach Pit. Charmed, I’m sure!
The new 90210 starts on Sept 2. Mark your loser calendars. Mine’s circled twice.
Jul
10
10
Kelly Taylor: Not So Slutty
Look, I’m just as psyched as any other tool bag that 90210 is coming back and featuring some of our favorite old 90210 characters. However, if I remember correctly Kelly Taylor was a bit of a, oh I how do I say this nicely, slam-pig-whore-who-dabbled-in-lesbianism. She was hot for all the seasons accept that one season when she cut her hair really really short and looked like Cindy Walsh. Anyskank, the photos above are some of the first of Jennie Garth on the set of 90210 filming an episode for the upcoming season that’s scheduled to premiere in the Fall. Why is she dressed like a no nonsense business woman? Perhaps she’s going to go the Heather Locklear route from Melrose Place and bang everything in sight? Let’s hope because if this Kelly Taylor is going to be nice and sweet I may have to not watch it. Oh who am I kidding. I’ll be watching it, Tivo’ing it, and watching it again over the weekend whilst hungover on my couch.
