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Mar
11

Andrea Zuckerman Finally Recovered From that Pesky Bus Accident

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Let’s play another round of “Skeletons in the Closet” with Andrea Zuckerman!  Finally fully recovered from being hit by that bus, Gabrielle Carteris attended the AFTRA Media and Entertainment Excellence at the Biltmore Hotel in LA the other night.  I have no idea what 4 of those words mean.  Regardless, Gabby C is back in action and I’m hoping she’ll be making a cameo in a future episode of 90210.  Or even better, maybe she and Mrs. Teasley can get their own show!  It’ll be like the Laverne & Shirley of the new millennium!

Feb
06

Soggy Tori Spelling Shoots Wet Scenes for 90210 (That Sounded Dirtier Than I Meant It. I’m Keeping It).

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All I have to say is that Donna Martin better be running away from Ray Pruit because he tried to throw her down the stairs for the 2nd time and Kelly Taylor is helping Donna by rushing her to an anonymous women’s shelter where they’ll give her a change of clothes, a new cell phone, makeup for her bruises, and a map to her new secret home in Nebraska.  That better be what this scene is about or I’m not going to tune into the new 90210 to watch it.  Who am I kidding?  I’m watching it anyway.

Tori’s looking good these days after she blew her second child straight out of her vagina.  The weight just peaced out of her body.  Good for her.  See how f’n nice I can be?  In other related 90210 news, Shannen Doherty and her spaced-teeth have agreed to sign on for at least one more crapisode.  I hope Kelly, Donna, and Brenda all play “Skeleton’s in the Closet” again.  Maybe they’ll even invite Andrea and she can show up in her nana-flannel-nightgown.  Let’s pray for this.  Let’s pray.

Feb
02

Tori Spelling FINALLY Back on 90210! Get Ready for Those Stairs, Donna!

No folks, you’re not dreaming. These are actual photos of Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor filming scenes for upcoming episodes of 90210. Between Jamie Walters on that Confessions of a Teen Idol show and Tori Spelling back on 90210 it’s like the Perfect Storm for Donna to get thrown down a flight of stairs. Honestly, I would probably give all of my 401K (which basically totals $11.41) if they would just recreate that scene.

So basically Kelly and Donna are sipping coffee on the porch in this scene. Perhaps, Kelly could say to Donna, “Donna, don’t you love the smell of this coffee?” To which, Donna could EASILY reply, “I’ve lost my sense of smell ever since that time that Ray pushed me down the stairs, remember?” And then they could show an updated scene of that episode. See how easy it is? Oh please oh please let that happen.

P.S, I’m glad Tori is back to work on a legit show. I like how we live in a world where everyone is given a second chance.

Jan
12

I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again!

I think Shannen Doherty should officially change her name to “I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again.” Who’s with me?

“I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again” was all bitchy smiles at the 2nd Annual Heaven Gala in LA the other day. I’m not sure what any of that actually means, but it’s always good to see anyone from 90210 on any type of red carpet. It should give us all hope.

No word yet on how many more episodes of the new 90210 “I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again” will be on, but I say hurry the hell up and get Donna Martin’s ass back on the show. While we’re at it, lets scrap the rest of the cast and just keep Donna and Kelly. Oh, and then bring back all the old cast. Perfect.

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Jan
08

Now’s Your Chance, Ray! Donna Martin and Tori Spelling Set to Fix the New 90210!

Seriously, was it not just yesterday that I blogged about Tori Spelling coming back to 90210 and now People Magazine is reporting that Tori Spelling is in final negotiations to bring Donna Martin’s sweet as back to television. No joke, she better sign the contract because I don’t know how many more times I can “report” on this. Hahah, I just said “report.” I’m a professional.

Now, as far as the rumors go, random drunken people are saying that Tori was waiting for Shannen Doherty to finish up her contract so that the two wouldn’t have to work together. Oh, and by “random drunken people” I, of course, mean me and by douche-bag friends.

I say Shannen should stick around, along with Jennie Garth, and now Tori Spelling. Bring back Valerie and, of course, Ray Pruit so he can….wait for it…..wait for it…..wait for it…..toss her down a flight of stairs! Ding! Ding! Ding! If I could ever interview Tori Spelling I would only ask her questions about that episode and then I’d see if she would allow me to reenact it with her. One can dream.

Just when I stopped watching the new 90210….they….just….might….suck….me….back…..in.

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