More Mindless Stories on ‘getting to know YOU’
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Getting to Know, YOU: The Hills Edition
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! This time around we’re dedicating this segment to “The Hills” because, to me, it will never die. Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what does justin bobby brescia do for a living (not much anymore, although not much before either)
- heidi montag before and after (like, before before before and after after or just before and after?)
- spencer pratt steve sanders (same same)
- stephanie pratt meth (the good old days)
- the hills nose jobs (buy 1 get one)
- “the hills editing mistakes” (seasons 1-6)
- “whitney port” “speech impediment” (what are you talkinK about?)
- audrina’s vagina (…is now for sale)
- did steve sanders blow out this perm (yes, on the regular)
- heidi’s first nose job (those were such simpler times)
- hills cast favorite drink (a Scriptini)
- how do you pronounce audrina (audrina)
- is justin bobby’s dad mel gibson (I swear to God)
- lauren conrad srunk (very srunk)
- lc wrinkles mustache (these are a few of my favorite things)
- spencer murders heidi (maybe if there’s a spinoff?)
- the hills cast herpes tree (go green!)
- what happened to heidi’s puppy (cut up for parts and injected into Montag)
- where do they sell brody jenner’s lakers shirt (DoucheLocker)
- who on the hills has a disease (who doesn’t?)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- love letters erin kaplan (really? who besides me searches for this? see you at the meetings!)
- bindi irwin corporate sellout (no comment)
- dinah shore show sally struthers gets tickled (seriously, what?)
- do I have to tell the hotel i’m bringing kids? (nope, i’ll do it for you)
- erin kaplan lawsuit restrain blogging back (not yet…as of today)
- george clooney in school was a loser (is this systematic bullying?)
- i’m poor help me (Lohan?)
- nasty words to say in a letter to ex boyfriend (poop, caca, ding ding, boobies)
- sue mtv for not playing music (yes. that sounds like money and time well spent)
- what’s wrong with allie lutz’s mouth? (suffers from skank-lip)
- why does olivia still work at elle (ratings)
- proof that the hills is scripted (my eyes)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know, YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what girl from the hills is on crack (what girl isn’t?)
- her boots stink (all lohan, all the time)
- a b*tch pooping on a plate when is sh*tting on a chair (huh? is that like a sex thing?)
- are celebrities teeth real (only 2 of them)
- cherie johnson gossip (not too much besides that whole refrigerator incident)
- famous one arm women (why?)
- is gretchen on real housewives still with kenny rogers? (yes. yes she is.)
- she gives herself a wine enema, gets drunk (is that even possible?)
- spencer is going to murder heidi (hopefully a murder suicide)
- darlene montag gets kicked out of spenders (spenders? is Enzo on “the google?”)
- i i’m in heat (ow owwww!)
- meet audrey then shows off some skin beer and boobies (sure. she sounds nice)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know, YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- lauren conrad drunk (drunk off mustache love)
- sluts on the loose (catch ‘em if ya can)
- i hate you both (never talk to me again)
- what does holly montag’s tattoo say (it’s actually the script glued to her arm)
- hitchhiking sluts (sluts need exercise too)
- i got a perm (you’ve come to the right place)
- kelly cutrone sober (…is the worst Cutrone possible)
- the hills cast member with herpes (Enzo)
- what is a fupa (if you’re Googling it, you have it)
- “my fake leg” (Heather Mills: Lost and Found)
- barbara streisand pees her pants at airport customs (seriously? Why?)
- crappy kitty (Hello Kitty’s 3rd world knock-off)
- dear bindi (oh if I had a dime for every time I started a letter with this)
- is lindsay lohan still alive (as of today, barely. Check back tomorrow)
- got pushed in the pool in my clothes (sounds like an 80’s slapstick comedy)
- get olsen eyebrows (better than Olsen crabs)
- fergie’s report card (F)
- pissing fantasias (a Broadway sensation)
- shannon doherty plumbers butt (thanks Dancing With the Stars!)
- wednesday suck (not with Harriet Carter!)
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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- horns sluts in toilet (2000 flushes)
- bowersox get her teeth fixed (is that a threat?)
- bury someone on the oregon trail? (ugh, me. The banker from Boston. Every time!)
- eve plumb fart (farting with glasses makes her look positively goofy!)
- girl with fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva on tyra (does that mean 2 vaginas?)
- heidi montag house i am not a staker (…and you van never prove I am)
- i’m one of those people who brush their teeth every time (you mean, like, a human?)
- kelly ripa doing jersey girl accent (best part of the entire show)
- margaret perrin after gastric bypass (i knew it! She’s not a Christiaaaaaaan!!)
- audrina justin bobby 2010 (really? Who’s the person who still wants to know?)
- is kelly cutrone’s facebook real? (yes. They’re real and they’re fantastic)
- dog conal slut cakes a big one (oh. I only had a small one. Sorry.)
- karate kid backwards (kid karate?)
- lynn real housewife hug like horse (I suppose she does like hugging as much as horses do?)|
- rolled up jeans worn by sally field in boniva commercials (the answer is: mom jeans. mom jeans.)
- sluts with dogs (skanks with cats)
