Presenting: Mariah Careytoe

With Mariah Carey you can always count on two things; A lot of forehead and a lot of cameltoe – not necessarily in that order. When I first came across these photos of Mariah arriving at the Crillon Hotel in Paris I first thought, “Who cares.” However, I then immediately knew that by simply clicking on one of these photos we would absolute be able to expose the cameltoe or “Mariah Careytoe” as we can now call it. Well, Mariah didn’t disappoint and we even get to play a game that we haven’t been able to play in awhile: “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” As you know from past games you can only achieve no more than 5 camels, almost unheard of. This time around we’re awarding Mariah with 3 camels, yes 3 camels. Congratulations Mariah! Adding just a few more pounds could definitely sky-rocket you to 5 camels. Have the goal. Stick to the goal. Achieve the goal. Get awarded more camels.
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