Jessica Simpson Cameltoe and Ghost Boobs: An Award Winning Combination!

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You can always count on Jessica Simpson for two things: Tight pants and a glimpse of the rack.  Well Jessie Simps didn’t disappoint when she attended the premiere of “Extraordinary Measures” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in sunny Los Angeles the other day.  Wearing all black from head to toe, Jessica Simpson may in fact be our first combination camel toe and ghost boobs of 2010.  What an honor!

You know what this means!  It’s time to play “ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System….to the Stars!” What a real treat this is.  As you know the rules, I can award up to 5 camels.  This time I am awarding Jessica Simpson 2 out of 5 camels, but I’m tossing in 3 ghosts for the ghost boobs and, well, that’s just math I’m not able to do.  However, I do know this is an honor for Jessica and I await to be contacted by her to accept her award.

In other Jessica Simpson non cameltoe news, you can catch her in the new VH1 reality series, “The Price of Beauty” in which she travels the globe with her friends CaCee Cobb and hair stylist Ken Paves meeting every day women and studying their views and practices of what real beauty means to them.  Check it out on March 15th at 10pm on VH1.  Or don’t.  I won’t lose sleep over your decision.

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