Bruce Jenner is officially the best thing that ever happened to the Kardashian’s since OJ Simpson kinda almost sorta killed those two people. Our pal, Bruce, was spotted yesterday out and about with Beyonce’s Ombre bob and is looking mighty fine, at that. He sure is a grrrrrooooown woman. He can do whatever he wants. And they love the way he walks, because he walks with a vengeance.
Here’s the thing. I could care less that Bruce has apparently shaved off his Adam’s Apple or the fact that he had to do naughty-no-no with Kris Jenner on the regular for the past 245 years. I don’t care that he’s turning into quite the stylish lady right before our very eyes. What I do care about, however, is that this is exactly what I would picture my 8th grade nun to look like if she had left the classroom in order to explore her sexual prowess.
Either way, Bruce is all you’d ever want, she’s the kind they’d like to flaunt and take to dinner. Well she always knows her place. She’s got style, she’s got grace. She’s a winner. She’s a lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she’s a lady. Talkin’ about that little lady, and the lady is mine.