Britney & Mel: When Crazy Met Drunky

Here’s a story, of a girl named Britney,
Who was bringing up two very lovely girls (her boobs)
She used to have hair of gold, like Madonna,
And even a few rolls.

Here’s a story, of a man named Drunky,
Who was busy with anti-semitisim of his own,
He was drunk and pulled over and called a cop sugar tits,
Yet he was all alone.

Until one day when Britney met Drunky,
And they knew that they were having more than lunch,
That these two would somehow form a family,
That’s the way these two became the Crazy Bunch!

The Crazy Bunch,
The Crazy Bunch,
That’s the way they became the Crazy Bunch.

Cue Ann B. Davis.
End Scene.

Anyway, Britney Spears and Mel Gibson met up at a Russian restaurant, Romanov Restaurant and Lounge, for about 2-hours. It is unknown exactly what they were talking about or why, for sure, they were meeting but I’d assume it is either because Mel wants Britney to star in “Braveheart 2: Electric Boogaloo” or Britney thinks she’s eating with KFed. More details to come as this story develops….or I think of something funny to write.

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