Harriet Carter Wednesday: Scare a Dog, Do a Puzzle
Another Harriet Carter Wednesday, another dollar I didn’t make. You’d think the people over at HC would be tossing me a few bucks for positively
Another Harriet Carter Wednesday, another dollar I didn’t make. You’d think the people over at HC would be tossing me a few bucks for positively
So when did these two become so buddy-buddy? Ramona Singer, her renewal, Alex McCord, and Alex’s Route 1 Ramada Inn bedspread all headed out to
When did The Real Housewives franchise turn into the Scooby Doo movies where they just keep making them over and over again? Either way, meet
Teefs Pats, Raspy Coke Voice, and Boobs-Bot all were recently spotted at Villa Blanca restaurant in Beverly Hills, CA the other day filming new and
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Figures this Harriet Carter Wednesday falls on St. Patrick’s Day and, of course, my name is Patrick. I’ll try to write
Real Housewives of Orange County trashmember, Tamra Barney, packed up her fake tears, burnt weave, and knock-off sunglasses and moved on to dating her husband’s
What is it about Ramona that makes me want to watch her on a constant loop? Ramona Singer and Alex McCord from Real Housewives of
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Let’s celebrate! Let’s text and drive! Harriet Carter, the patron saint of white trash, typically provides me with smutastic products, but
Oh hell no! Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes is going to knock Kim out over this…even though she had nothing to do with it.
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! We’re officially three months into the new year and I’m already sick of 2010. However, Harriet Carter and her rotten box…of
If you kissed Vicki Gunval(burp)…Vicki Gunvals (hmmmrph)….Vicki Gu (bleh)….Vicki Gunvalson would you brag about it? That’s the real crime here. According to Star Magazine and
Remember when you were little and your parents would take you to the mall to sit on Santa’s lap and take your yearly Christmas pictures?
Blah. Even these photos look like they suck. The Real Housewives of New York attended their premiere party the other night at Tenjune in NYC.
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Harriet’s testicles are, clearly, tired of being frostbitten so it’s time to take a look into what crap we can buy
Where do we even begin? First off, I know I’m 1 week late in writing about the Jenelle episode of 16 & Pregnant, but
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
Join Me on Facebook and Let’s Talk Teeth. update: July 8, 2010: CRYSTAL BOWERSOX NEW TEETH UPDATE! I repeat, Crystal Bowersox has new teeth. Alert!
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Did you ever wonder where I’d be if there was no Harriet Carter? No joke, when Harriet finally kicks I hope
Every time I see a commercial on Bravo telling me it’s going to be an “explosive season” I never really believe it….until now. The Real
You know how I sometimes (aka “all the time”) photoshop pictures of Heidi Montag’s new head onto random objects like mannequins, beavers, and the like?
Do not, and I repeat do not, even think about sending Blessed Mother Kelly Cutrone any form of hate mail blaming her for hiring the
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
Well happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours. We are just days away from the holiest day of the year, Valentine’s Day, so it
Alright folks, Hollywood Week began on American Idol this week and even though I haven’t seen everyone, I’m making an extremely early pick for my
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
Did other things happen in last nights crapisode of Real Housewives of Orange County besides Lynne’s drunken meltdown? Sure. Are we going to go into
I don’t even know why I’m recapping this episode. I think if I type while watching it somehow erases the fact that I’m a grown
And on the 7th day, God rested. Then on the 8th day, God created Harriet Carter. From that, white-trash was born and all the angels
I don’t know if it’s because I’ve been talking about Kell on Earth for 2 decades or if it’s just my unhealthy obsession with all
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
I swear to God if they hurt Enzo in any way I swear to God someone will pay. I’m kidding, they can sell him on
Harriet Carter’s a brick, house. She’s mighty, mighty. She’s letting it all hang out. Shake it down, shake it down, shake it down, shake it
Real Housewives of New York City cast member, Bethenny Frankel, was promoting her pregnant ass off for her new book “The Skinnygirl Dish” at Barnes
You know what you do when you’re going through a divorce and are on a reality show where your wife is a trash bag? You
Uh oh! Someone cue the tears that Tamra likes to cry without ever actually having any liquid come out of her eyes and roll down
Well hello and Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday of the new millennium! We are in a new millennium, yes? Sometimes, no? Anyway, if my New Year
Did I mention that my future boss, Kelly Cutrone, has her own show coming out called “Kell on Earth?” Oh, I did? Oh. Well here’s
So far 2010 is turning out to be a real mind crowd pleaser for me. First, the world did not, in fact, implode as I
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Can you believe 2009 is over? I can because there are 365 days in the year and we’re basically at day
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
There’s nothing I like better than Lynne’s cuffs from The Real Housewives of Orange County. I love when she talks about her cuffs, I love
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Sometimes I critic them. Get
Anyone remember the female mouse from Cinderella who helped her sew a new dress for the ball? Well if they ever make a real life
Here comes Carter Claus, here comes Carter Claus, right down Money Wasted Lane! Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. Only 8 more sleeps until all you garbage
Now I hate to speak ill of anyone in the Real Housewives of New York as I have daydreams of playing drinking games with them
If you’re like me and sick of hearing about Tiger Woods and his alleged mistresses, let’s have our favorite 80’s Apple IIc computer game, Oregon Trail, decide
Another season of The City has come and gone. Just when I was about to stop repeatedly punching myself in the nuts the entire time
I’m like Pavlov’s dog. Every time I see a picture of Teresa from Real Housewives of New Jersey, I automatically slam my hands down
Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours or to you and your hand, whatever your current situation is. It amazes me that that
Time for another weekly segment of “Kids Picture This.” The concept is simple. I find kids drawings. I then critique them. Get it? Let’s go….
It’s always a wondrous sign from our Heavenly Father when Kelly Cutrone is in the opening scene for the crapisode. This is typically
This Thanksgiving I am most thankful for all the joy that Harriet Carter brings to my life and I’m also thankful for no pending lawsuits.
Spinoff time! What better way to alienate more people than to take a peek into the artistic ability of children and then comment on what they
Sure the main point of this episode is about Whitney and her terrible blind date, but I must admit I was a little more
So does Bravo know that we saw the “fight” episode last week at Lynne’s Cuffs Fiesta? Yeah, so how come this time when they’re showing
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. I really love when Harriet smuts it up just before the main holiday season. It makes me feel all warm down by my
As you know, The Hills has been hitting tilt on the “shit-0-meter” as of recent and by “recent” I mean “since season 2.” As much
Well folks, here we are again. Bravo is spewing out “Real Housewives” seasons like Scooby Doo sequels being released direct to DVD. This time we
Another Wednesday, another Harriet Carter crapshoot. I’m pretty excited about one of the products this week because I have absolutely no idea what it is.
Regis and Kelly’s 2009 Halloween Spectacular – “Real Housewives” Parody @ Yahoo! Video Sure this is a few days old by now, but I
Time for a little City recap! I got a lot of crap for not recapping last weeks crapisode of The City. I’m sorry, are you
Happy Spooktacular Harriet Carter Wednesday! See what I just did there? It’s the week of Halloween and I used the word “spooktacular.” It really made
Oh kids, how fast the time goes when people with money fight each other on national television. It seems like just yesterday Sheree was calling
So it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday. What are you gonna do about it? You wanna fight me? Let’s go then. I’ll meet you out front of
Sometimes watching Real Housewives is like looking into a crystal ball of The Hills if the crystal ball was a dumpster and The Hills was watchable television,
Cow bell cow bell cow bell. How come The City is turning into a reality show version of The Office, minus the interesting characters, funny
Oh. Well hello. Strange seeing you here. Welcome to the 14,538 Harriet Carter Wednesday in the year of our Lord. I have no idea what
There are a lot of things going on in the city, just not in the show “The City.” Even my favorite part of the entire
The City is back on MTV and this time around it’s taking a different approach than it did last season. What change, you ask? Well,
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday Thursday! With The Hills now on Tuesday nights, the Harriet Carter time slot has been temporarily moved to Thursday. Perhaps I’ll
Well, well, well. So here we are again. Funny seeing you here. How could I not start this site up on any other day than
Good morning. If you’re like me (a loser) and have been up at night trying to figure out how they’ll continue to shoot The Hills
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday. We are almost half way through the year and you know what that means….let’s take a look back at what Harriet
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU!Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Do you think if there were ever an E! True Hollywood Story on Harriet Carter I would be able to take
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Every now and then Harriet comes out with some real crash-bang-zinger products that make me want to never visit middle America
The President of the United States almost rudely interrupted the American Idol Results Show last night. So rude. In case you missed his speech, let
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! It’s been hotter than a nun after 3 vodka-tonics here in NYC and I, of course, blame the Swine Flu for this.
Wow, everyone is totally committed to the script of The Hills. I mean, this circus consists of a wedding dress, a priest, and tuxedos! Thankfully,
It’s double elimination night on American Idol. I wish it was a triple elimination, 2 contestants and then American can just vote me out of
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! What a real treat we have around the IBBB office for you today! That’s right boys, girls, and transgender individuals, Failure
Why happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys and girls! Pull up your nap mats and pull down your shirts because this week Harriet is helping diddlers
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday…the Wednesday before Easter! For those of you who don’t know what Easter is, it’s basically the day when Eli Whitney created
Apparently The Ivy is like a mosquito trap for Real Housewives cast members. Vicki from the OC and Ramona from NYC were all buddy-buddy
Check Out Real Housewives of Atlanta Recaps Here! The economy may be in the crap-shack, but I must admit that I feel some comfort
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU!Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Do you ever wonder if Harriet sleeps hanging upside down with a Snuggie on? I do. This week Harriet hijacks your
Check Out Real Housewives of Orange County Recaps Here! Me gusta Gretchen, but Tamra must be so psyched to see these pictures of Gretchen on
Yeah let’s bring it back to yesteryear! This is kinda like when you were looking forward to watching The Office and then as you go
IBBB Housekeeping Item: Join me on Facebook! You’ll Likely Regret It! Well gang, get out all your eye rolls and dead stares now because it’s
Who dares to cause chaos at Tyra’s America’s Next Top Model try-outs? Answer me damn it! At a casting in Midtown (NYC) over the weekend a car overheated
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and belated Ash Wednesday. Since I worship both Santa Christ and Harriet Carter I thought this was important to note. This
It’s date night for Ozzy Bobby and Adam. The Ernie and Bert of our generation is at the movies snacking on popcorn and chit-chattin’ about
Ugh. Where to begin? The show kicked off like robotic bat out of robotic hell when the Idol kids started to sing “Hot and Cold”
Fool me 17 times shame on you. Fool me 4,347 times shame on me (and a little shame on you too, still). Look, it’s not
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! When are the Ides of March? Perhaps today. One may never know. Now go back and read those first 4 sentences
I would just like to say that I am in no way being paid to blog The City. I say that because I feel like
Oompa Loompa Doopity Do I’ve got 3 Talentless Skanks For You. Oompa Loompa Doopity Da, Follow the Script and You Will Go Far. What
Who caught the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion special? Well I caught it like the flu. Overall it was a bit of a let-down,
Why Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday boys and girls. And skanks. Boys, girls, and skanks. And pervs. Boys, girls, skanks, and pervs. Yup, that covers it.
Where to begin? Where to begin? As much as I like to throw “Sleepy Time” Allie/Vicky the Robot under the blogging bus on a weekly
Grab your wallet and get ready to spend because it’s Harriet Carter Wednesday! In today’s tough economic climate people still need to receive gifts. You
*Thanks to everyone who took part in the live blogging/chat last night on IBBB during The City. It was good times! We should do it
IBBB is live blogging The City! Lucky you! Feel free to comment here as the crapisode is shown. We’re like a big happy family, aren’t
Pistol whip your TIVO because the Real Housewives of New York City: Trainwreck Edition is about to start the hell up. The whole crazy-train gang
What! What! Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Only 3 more shopping days until Valentine’s Day, but I think I have some great gift selections for you!
Oh snap! You better be on your best behavior and put on your classy-pants because Countess Luann de Lesseps (the best one out of all
Programming Note: Please join IBBB next Monday night as I will be live blogging/Twittering “The City.” That’s right, live. This is sure to be an
According to the crack-whores at Us Weekly, America’s Next Top Model is about to get a whole lot sassier. Clay Aiken is scheduled to appear
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday y’all (that’s southern for “you all)! Due to my new website being hijacked and me trying to bitch slap the flu
Walk with me, my friends, as IBBB mixes two of his favorite things in life: The Hills and Oregon Trail. If you’re like me, you’ve
All hail! Blessed Mother Kelly CUNTrone is back to save and bless The City! Now I know I’ve tee’d off on Kelly ever since The
Hey all (or y’all) – sorry this recap is late. As you know I’m in the process of having this little site designed and was
Today, my dear Americans, there is change in the air. No, I’m not talking about the inauguration of Obama as President. I am, of course,
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
Seriously, I think I hit “tilt” on my Photoshopping skills. Anyfoundation, Deshawn Snow of Real Housewives of Atlanta “fame” will not be appearing in the
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! Who’s ready to get sexy? I said, who’s ready to get sexy! Well thanks to Harriet Carter now you can scrub
What perfect timing for the naked Whitney Port pictures to pop up on the Interwebsations! Before we get into the recap of The City lets
Put a cork in your spray tan gun because Oprah’s giving away makeoverrrrrrrrs! Everybody gets a makeover. You get a makeover and you get a
Everybodies favorite fab-uh-lous Real Housewife of Atlanta who loves to date famous ath-uh-letes is appealing her divorce settlement so she can, in fact, get her
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday! This is the first HCW in 2009. This means I am officially 2 years down without a Harriet Carter lawsuit or
The New York premiere of “Bride Wars” really brought out all the A-listers the other night. There were many celebrities there, but that’s pretty boring.
Before we even get into the “lack of episode” that took place last night on The City, let’s discus the opening credits. First, is it
Yes, my photoshopping skill level has officially hit “tilt.” Well the moment we’ve all been waiting for is finally upon us. Nope, not world peace.
On the 12th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 12 Windshield Smashers, ~ 11 Santa Toilets ~ 10 Colonial Drivers, ~ 9
On the 10th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 10 Colonial Drivers, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6
It must be me just getting a little nostalgic that The Hills is coming to an end so I feel the need to cram in
On the 9th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 9 Dead Nana’s, 8 Santa Blowers, 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes,
On the 7th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me 7 Ornament Hookers, 6 Crappy Church Jokes, 5 Instant Christmas Tree Wall Stickers,
Stephanie Pratt, and her Martha Washington hairdo, walked up and down the very quiet and secretive Robertson Boulevard in LA the other day to do
Ok so it may not be an official spinoff, but I don’t care, it will always be a Hills spinoff to me. (Insert best Oprah
On the 4th Day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 4 “Diva Las Vegas” Whorebears, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders, 2 Pussy Ticklers, and
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my white-trash love gave to me, 3 Magnetic Eyeglass Holders….2 Pussy Ticklers, and a Failure Model Chick in a
NeNe must have thought she only owed $29, but she really owed like $89. According to AccessAtlanta NeNe Leakes and her husband Greg have gotten
Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday and Thanksgiving Eve. There were hardly any Thanksgiving related products in the Harriet Carter catalog, which helps proves my hypothesis that
Well folks another season of America’s Next Top Model come to a close. Bid adios to Jenny recapping the crap out of this show. I’ll
Check Out Previews from the Reunion Show How’s the season over when I feel like I just started watching this Atlanta hurricane of horror? We
Well Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday to you and yours! As we get closer to Thanksgiving I would like to say that I am most thankful
Whilst IBBB will be recapping the ever loving piss out of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion once it airs, here’s a little clippy clip
Are the kids still saying “dunzo?” Anywig, IBBB has some sad news to report. I had befriended crazy-ass Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta on
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing
Ah, with only 2 episodes left, Jenny is back to recap America’s Next Top Model. I have a feeling she’ll be giving me her notice
Before we even get into last nights episode, I have a question. Uh, why do they all make it seem like Atlanta is a different
Feliz Harriet Carter Miércoles. That may or may not mean Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday in French, Spanish, or Morse Code. One can’t be sure. This
Sure I’m a little late on my thoughts on this weeks episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, but I’ve been busy sitting down and stuff.
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