Teen Mom OG Season Finale: Seriously What Drugs Was Ryan On?!

  Farrah – Ugh, the “family vacation” continues to be as terrible as we all knew it would be.  David continues on his tour of “Farrah is a nightmare and I refuse to interact with her on camera” even when everyone wants to go kayaking.  What fun.  Debra asks him if he wants to go and […]

Teen Mom Recap: Sophia Takes “Acting Lessons” Because, Yes, This is All Really Happening

  Farrah –  Austin, Texas can collectively breathe a sigh of relief, because Farrah is getting out of Dodge and setting her sights on Los Angeles, CA!  What a treat for the west coast!  Oh, and she’s bringing Baby Goop with her just in case you were wondering. Remember that time she was going to […]

Teen Mom OG Recap: The Gang Takes a Puerto Rican Vacation Together. Ok.

I tell ya, MTV just keeps making my life better and better.  Do you know how much easier it is to recap an episode where everyone is basically in the same scenes?  I mean, minus Farrah as the rest of the gang is still pretending she’s with Jesus.  Anyway, it’s Cate’s birthday and she and […]

Teen Mom Recap: Hypnotize Me to Stop Watching This

Farrah – When all is said and done, I have no clue what really is going on with Farrah.  Just when I think she’s starting to make sense (i.e, buying  a mini horse and not having sex with it) she decides that it only makes the most sense to go into hypnotherapy with Debra so they can work […]

Teen Mom Recap: The Episode Where All the Fun Happens

Farrah – Grab your protective shields and put yourself in lockdown because it’s Baby Goop’s 8th birthday!  This year the theme is “Princess” and Farrah wants everyone over to her house of “non-negativity” because, well, she’s filming a TV show and it just makes sense.  Michael ends up meeting up with Farrah and Goop at lunch […]

Teen Mom Recap: Free Butch! Free Starburst! Free Me!

Farrah –  So looks like Farrah did end up buying that mini horse for Baby Goop.  The producers want to stay outside and play with the horse and Goop instead of going inside and risking their lives talking to Farrah.  Eh, at least they get to have fun wearing shoe covers like they’re heading into surgery […]

Teen Mom OG Recap: Farrah + Nanny Franny + Hate Crimes = True Love

Well, well, well, looks like we’re all back!  I missed last week as I was traveling, so let’s just pretend the first episode never happened.  Oh, also did you know I did a video with Debra last week?!  Check it out here.  We all drank beers, wine, and she talked smack about Maci and Barb. […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Behind the Scenes of The Reunion is the COPS Crossover We’ve All Been Waiting For

I was pretty confused about what the Teen Mom 2 season finale was really about.  At first I figured it was going to be a COPS-style episode between Javi and Kail, but after their 2 minute fight was over it basically turned into everyone getting ready to head on out to the taping of the […]

Teen Mom 2: Kail & Javi are One Text Away From Trashing Their Own House

Jenelle – Just when Jenelle thought she was finally going to be able to get in front of Judge Judy to see if she could buy back Jace from Barb, the real mother (Mother Nature) had her say and threw a hurricane basically in their backyard and canceled their court date.  I mean, if there couldn’t […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Barb is Getting Iced Out Over That Popcorn Thing

Jenelle – I love when Barb is in the first scene of the episode.  I don’t like when no one will really talk to her so we can’t hear any of her words of wisdom/screaming.  These are things that I do and I do not like.  Now that that’s settled…Jenelle seems to think Barb has something […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle is Tired of Barb’s Bull Snot About the UNITED KINGDOM!

  Jenelle – Sometimes just when I think that Jenelle is becoming a real snooze machine, she brings us some sweet gems that remind us all of the simpler times when she was planning out her jail sentence around her Ke$ha (she still had the $ sign then) concert.  God I miss those days.  Anyjunk, this […]

Bigger Than Beyonce? Debz OG is Rapping (or Stroking Out) in Her New Video (VIDEO!?)

Allow me to reintroduce myself my name is Humpty, I’m IBBB and she is now apparently Debz OG and, well, if you ever wondered exactly the final sign of the “End of Days” was you’re correct if you thought it was Trump becoming President, but you’re even more correct if you guessed it was Farrah’s mom, Debra Danielson, from […]

Teen Mom 2: Leah is NOT Playing Around With Those Time-Outs, Y’all!

  Jenelle – Things continue to go well for Jenelle and by that I, of course, mean her hair is brushed and she’s looking good.  I have no clue what’s going on with custody agreements, but if you look good what else is there really to worry about in life? Am I right or am I […]

Teen Mom 2: Barb Explains How Pregnancy Works, So, Yeah.

  Jenelle – Well the human cat is out of the trash bag (or something like that) because Jenelle has finally confirmed to the producers that she is, in fact, “in that special way.”  As Jenelle explains it “trolls” who are haters on Twitter found the police report from her accident and then posted it online […]

Teen Mom 2: Why Didn’t Minnie Mouse Play the Role of Barb?

  Leah – Since I don’t believe in watching anything on television besides reality shows where teenagers become mothers, I missed the fact that Leah’s home-state of West Virginia is flooded and there’s devastation everywhere.  Personally I feel like it’s Mother Nature’s way of trying to clean the place up, but that’s just me.  I mean, […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Nathan Basically Rents Kaiser

  Jenelle – Things are really looking up for Jenelle ever since she was found not-guilty of killing Nicole Brown-Simpson or the Menedez parents.  Phew!  She has been found guilty, however, of painting on her eyebrows so thick that they look like they’re about to give Jenelle a Sharpie-induced coma.  I think that’s a thing.  Either […]

Wireless Lifestyle: 9 Best Bluetooth Headphones & Earbuds to Stay (Dis) Connected in 2017

Thanks to the powers to be at Apple, most of us are really being forced to “go wireless,” with the new iPhone 7 and 7 Plus, but truth be told we’re loving the lack or wires on our headphones, especially when we’re running (read: wireless earbuds) or watching Netflix (read: wireless headphones).  According to Google, […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Heads Off To See Judge Judy

Teen Mom 2 is BACK!  And this season they’ve gone the OG route, broke the 4th wall, and will actually, you know, reference that they’re filming a reality show.  All my 2017 wishes are now officially fulfilled. Well, except you sharing this recap and friending me on Facebook and Instagram.  That’s still out there. Jenelle […]

8 Best Men’s Gym Bags, Duffel & Backpacks in 2017

If you must go to the gym you might as well show up in style.  If you’re anything like us, you’ve been using the same bag to bring to the gym since you graduated from college and we’re referring to, of course, our old school backpack.  The good news is that it’s time for an upgrade […]

Bluetooth or Bust: 8 Best Wireless Portable Speakers in 2017

Peace out wires!  There’s nothing we love better than being able to listen to our (embarrassing) playlists on kick-arse speakers and give up on trying to hear it out of our smartphone.  There are so many bluetooth speaker options out there and so we’ve rounded up some of our favorites, some of the best sellers […]