Jenny is back for her weekly recap of America’s Next Top Model. Here’s what she said went down:- This week’s episode opens with a shot of the girls’ disgusting house. It is a filthy mess. It’s like one of those houses they show on the local news that has been condemned because 500 cats have been living and dying in it.
- I decide that Lisa got a bum deal on her makeover. She looks like Little Orphan Annie. Except Lisa has eyeballs.
- Benny Ninja is back baby, and is teaching the girls to pose. Evidently trampolines are needed in order to master this skill.
- I just noticed that Janet has the same haircut and color as Janet Wood from Three’s Company. Coincidence?
- Some of the girls aren’t able to jump on the trampoline and pose at the same time. I have no idea why this is so hard. It’s not like Benny Ninja asked them to split atoms.
- Janet Wood is aggravated because some of the girls are acting immature and going skinny dipping. I bet she is mad because this interferes with her work at the flower shop.
- This week’s challenge is to pose on the ice. Lloyd Eisler (former Olympic gold medallist) is going to “couple skate” with the girls, as they convey emotions while they pose-skate. I don’t know what any of that means.
- I wish they got Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding to convey “pain” while Tonya re-enacts smashing Nancy in the knee cap.
- Ebony’s emotion is sorrow. But I think she misunderstood because she is clearly conveying SASS.
- Lisa wins the challenge and gets to participate in a Seventeen photo shoot with former ANTM winner Danielle…AKA “Mumbles.”
- The photo shoot brings the girls to the top of a building in LA to pose as gargoyles. Personally, I think posing as Garden Gnomes would have been a better idea.
- Miss Jay’s hair is crazy. He looks like a microphone.
- After carefully reviewing all of the girls’ photos, Tyra and company decide to give Janet the old heave hoe. Mr. Furley is going to be pissed. Maybe this is all just a misunderstanding.
