Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

1. Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,

   Nooooo…I need the Teen Mom 2 recap to get me out of bed in the morning! Just kidding – have a great time, Patrick! I’m sure you deserve a break. =)

2. Amber's Acne Said,

   Have fun, but I’m sorely going to miss your TM2 Recap tomorrow morning. If anyone needs a semi-good recap, go to TVgasm.com

3. JanetsStache Said,

   aww shucks I was looking forward to hearing about Janet. oh well! Im going on vacation to! Have fun Patrick!!

4. BarbsItchingPowderCrabs Said,

   Enjoy the time off! I will miss your witty barbs. See what I did there…Barb Have fun at your Sandals Resort.

5. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

   Have a super time, Uncle Patrick…bring us something!!! Hope you stopped by the grassy knoll on your way to the airport for “supplies”. Lol.

6. The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,

   @ tyler loves my-kuhl – HA HA!!! Notice that Keffiah took the bus instead of a flight down!!!! He was importing his Jersey “supplies” to those down south on the grassy knoll!

7. Conspiracy Man Said,

   Enjoy the vacation.

   I just saw that MTV is offering the following poll – ‘Teen Mom 2′ Poll: Can Jenelle Stay On The Right Path Now That She’s Off Probation?

   Is MTV really that out of touch? Do they think that anybody does not know what has happened to Jenelle since the filming date of yesterday’s episode?

8. The Other Lindsay Said,

   Um, no sir. This is not allowed.

9. IUDidn't Said,

   Omg….thinking of this blog was the only thing that got mr through the episode last night! These stupid, stupid girls.

   Funny note, when Leah’s mom appeared, my husband said “she looks like she has downs.” Props to whoever said that in the comments last week!

   Have fun Patrick!

10. Adumb Said,

    I have always thought that about Debbie Downer and non Goggles looks just like her. Can’t believe Patrick missed her fab new hairstyle straight out of the 60’s. Watching Adumb slurp on those wings made me want to puke. Corey’s subtitles are great. Love how Leah was like, I’ll just go on my merry way with Jermy then. Yes, because that shows Corey how much you really want to be together, having option #2 waiting there if he says no. And Janelle, crying over a guy but not her kid. So classy.

11. WV_Geneticist Said,

    I think I may need a vacation too after all the excitement last night. I’m still thinking about kissing those big muscles Kieffer built in ‘gel’

12. Corey's Interpreter Said,

    @Adumb – you’re welcome for Corey’s subtitles. It’s hard work deciphering what he’s trying to say through those beaver teeth of his.

    My favorite part of last nite was Adumb having wings with himself in 30 years. That guy was pushing 50 years old (minimum) and had one the ed hardy-ish hoodie with the white oakleys on top of his head…so douchey. A close 2nd was Jenelle telling her mom about how marijuana is just a plant, unlike cocaine or heroin (at least I think those were her 2 contrasts). Um, dumbass? Where do you think cocaine and heroine come from? Plants. They didn’t arrive on meteors from the horsehead nebula, all pre-packaged in little baggies. I love when stupid people try to make points. “Dumbass Debate” could be the next big reality show.

13. BarbsItchingPowderCrabs Said,

    When Jenelle said that weeeeee-duh isn’t that big of a deal because it’s not like she’s doing heroin or something, am I the only one who laughed out loud and shouted “give it time!” at the tv?

14. Anytrash Said,

    Janelle is back in the ‘hab

15. Bitch-Ass No-Contact Order Said,

    Who wants to chip in for a total laryngenctomy for Chelsea-uh? I can’t listen to her anymore, the baby talk gets worse and worse every week and that annoying friend’s voice is just as bad!!!!

16. Chin cysts Said,

    KIEFFAH I SEE YA WIF AWL THOSE TRAAAACKMAAHHKS UP AN DOWN YA AHHMS!

17. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    @the pacifier: no, I didn’t catch that keiffah took da bus. I’m amazed he make Janelle come pick his sorry ass up!
    Kail: I thought she looked beautiful in the beginning when her hair was straightened and she had make up on….of course by the end, back to greasy face and side ponytail….sigh.
    Leah: I want to smack that “I want what I want when I want it!!!” look off her face, and the ONLY therapy Corey should be getting is speech therapy.
    Janelle: it was very telling that when Jace was sick and upset, he pushed her away and ran to Barbara. Poor kid.
    Chelsea: ummm, sweetie, the reason adumb treats you like that is because YOU LET HIM. And good to know not only her mom and “daddy” (ugh.) take care of her, but now her damn two year is being her caretaker “mommy, what’s wrong?” So annoying-uh….

18. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    …didn’t make Janelle pick him up….oops

19. IUDidn't Said,

    @Corey’s Interperter- I know, that old guy that they billed as Adumb-uh’s friend was hilarious. You DEFINITELY want to take advice from him. Why doesn’t he have friends his own age? I hope his kids didn’t see what he said about their mom.

    @Barbsitchingpowder- I said the same thing-”not yet!!”

    @chin cysts- I noticed his arms. Couldn’t tell if he burned himself with cigs or he was already shooting up!

20. T*ts on a Stick Said,

    Hope you have a great time, Patrick!

    @ChinCysts — I know right! I had to rewind and pause a couple of times to get a good look.

    Adumb slurping those wings was so gross I could have puked! And that old guy just kept going on and on and on too, like geez shut up already.

    Leah and Corey are just pathetic. And Corey’s subtitle guy is falling down on the job — I missed half of that conversation.

21. ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,

    As for the weed thing i think what she meant by its a plant is the fact that its the only drug thats pure, or not chemically altered.
    But us intelligent weed smokers make way better arguments than that. Jenelle is dumb bitch, she probably meant to comoare it to meth which is completely synthetic.

    But then again its jenelle, did you really expect her to say something that actually made sense? Lol

    Anywayssss have fun ptrick and guess what? ITS MY 21ST BIRTHDAY YAWLLLLL

22. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    @tits on a stick: who was that old dude? Adumb’ s dad???

    @this shit: Happy Birthday!!! Another one who needs to swing by the grassy knoll! ….in all seriousness, have a wonderful day and be careful.

23. ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,

    @tylerloves thank you so much!

24. T*ts on a Stick Said,

    @tyler loves – I’ve never seen him before, I just kept yelling ’shut up already’ at the tv.

25. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    @tits: I never saw ANY of the people at the table before, I thought I missed the little tag on the screen saying who he was. As usual, I don’t pay much attention when that jackass is on the screen…especially when he is eating, what a pig!!! For as fucking stupid as Adumb is, at least his parents use their heads and refuse to be filmed.

26. T*ts on a Stick Said,

    @Tyler loves my-khul – maybe they are too embarrassed to show their faces with the disgusting pig of a son they raised.

27. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    @tits: I sure as shit would be. Reminds me of that line from Weekend at Bernie’ s….”Incidentally, you are a disgusting human being”.

28. Amber's Footprint on Gary's Back Said,

    I like how Chelsea is sooooo upset that Adumb lied to her and bailed on Aubree and complains that she ALWAYS feels bad when she does “anything” with him, i.e., bang, and yet she immediately makes an appointment to go on birth control. Ummmm, we all know she’s not banging anyone but that sleezeball whenever he’s bored and slummn’. She is just chock full of good decisions. So she’s basically advertising that she’s all for having unprotected sex with him and his hepatitis. Bring on the STDs-uh!!

29. jordan got his balls back Said,

    i bet Janelle would be hearing,”wanna kiss it” again before the nights over.yes that guy was too old to be hanging out with Adams friends and he was really creepy talking about wanting to shoot his ex.could tell he was a real winner.wont waste my time on Kail.Jeremy talks with a lot of sense and makes some good points.i cant understand why he didnt run while he had the chance.

30. Luigi Fulk Said,

    The new Zune browser is surprisingly good, but not as good as the iPod’s. It works well, but isn’t as fast as Safari, and has a clunkier interface. If you occasionally plan on using the web browser that’s not an issue, but if you’re planning to browse the web alot from your PMP then the iPod’s larger screen and better browser may be important.

31. Daniel's Life Jacket Said,

    I applauded when Jace farted on Jenelle and Keiffah. Good job, kid!

32. Jenellesbeerwhileonprobation Said,

    MTV.com won’t post this episode so I am missing out this week. It seems all that happened is Adam was disgusting as usual. Why is everyone always eating in these shows?

    In real life I heard Adumb has anothergirl knocked up and got 3 DUIs within a 6 month period but no jail time. WTF

33. Amber's Footprint on Gary's Back Said,

    I also loved Jenelle’s gansta costume to welcome Keiffa back. She even had on a Z100 t-shirt (which is a popular NY/NJ radio station).

    If she really wanted to make him feel at home she should have dressed up as a DPW worker with an orange vest with reflectors because I’m sure their pesky lawnmowers are always interrupting his beauty sleep on the grassy knoll.

34. ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,

    Adumbs on 90 day work release

    Courtland got locked up but is out on bail sellin stories.

    Gary is talkin shit about jenelle
    Td
    And patrick, a lot of these “famous blogs” steal your jokes
    Lets sign a petition to get your shit copyrighted

35. Jenellesbeerwhileonprobation Said,

    Did anyone see the US weekly family photo (no baby) where they have a family photo and everyone is smiling happily (Leah looked fake-happy as usual) and has their arms around each other and Goggles is standing alone like F this? No smile, nothing. It was sad.

36. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    Hey!!! I thought Uncle Patrick was coming back today??? God Almighty, last night’s episode was so annoying-uh.

37. ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,

    The most annoying part was chelsea talking about how nothing can ever go right for her

38. The Old Bank Kail Lived In Said,

    The most annoying part for me was hearing about Jenelle’s boobs and Chelsea’s twat.

39. 10yrwarranty Said,

    Coreys put-downs to himself (hisself) were pathetic. He just wanted to win Leah back to wreck the family.

    Leah was on the same thing during the reunion as whatever drug she was on in that parking lot. Rapid speech and none of it made sense. “We can’t keep going back and forwards?” lol.

    It’s sad that Aubree had to tell her mom stop crying over and over. Chelsea can afford a moving truck or 10 I am sure. Plus two cars. And to sit at home with no job.

40. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    Nothing would make me happier than if both Corey and Jermy dumped that selfish brats ass! What is her damn problem??? I want to smack her. Looking at Goggles scooting on the floor (fully dressed and wearing shoes, no less!!!) She has much more important things to worry about!!! It was completely disgusting how Aubree is already more focused on making sure her mom is happy….is everyone put on this earth to help that bitch out??? Ugh. Janelle….how about you take that ten grand for your boob job and take Jace on a much deserved trip somewhere fun??? Not the grassy knoll or local smack dealer, either.

41. Jenny Said,

    @Tyler loves my-kuhl – Well said!

42. IUDidn't Said,

    I never thought I’d agree with Kieffah on anything! But he’s right (shudder), unfortunately I saw Jennelle’s before pics, she had boobs. At least a B. Her argument for getting them was so dumb! Come talk to me when you can’t fill out an A cup. Not everyone has to have the same body, that’s what makes life interesting.

    It would be great if both Jermy and Corey decided to leave Leah! But you know she’d have met someone new (who knows, she may already have a third/fourth in the wings) within 5 days. Just be alone with your girls and enjoy not having to work!

    Chelsea-uh is so dumb it hurts. I don’t understand what the big deal is. They all move all the time. Don’t worry, Daddy will get on the Internet right away! Too bad Bricks doesn’t know how to look for her own house. I would never expect her to pay, but I didn’t realize Randy had to actually find the houses, too!

43. TylerlovesMy-kuhl Said,

    @jenny: thank you!

    @iudidnt: this is probably T.M.I., but I’m rather well endowed, but saggy after five kids. I can’t leave the house to run to the corner store without putting on a bra to avoid looking gross. I’d LOVE to walk around in cute tank tops, especially when it’s hot out and not worry about wearing a bra!!!! I guess we always want what we can’t have is true.

44. Corey's Interpreter Said,

    It’s repulsive how lightly Chelsea passed off bumping uglies with Adumb without any protection. In their case, “bumping uglies” could mean his head touched her hair, wardrobe, or orange skin…but that’s neither here nor there. When she was talking to her mom, she said something like “it was just a little oopsie.” At that point, her mother should’ve hit her with an uppercut with so much force it lifted them both off the ground. How can these girls be so out of touch? And her breakdown over moving? So what? Toss Aubree’s trampoline in your Jeep, hire a big rig convoy for all your leopard print items and there you go.

    I’m almost 100% sure Mtv put clothes on Goggles and Not Goggles digitally during post-production. No way they were actually dressed in those scenes.

    Kieffer just wants Jenelle to keep her natural boobs so he has more money to sponge off of her and go to “Sweepstakes”. Oh, and to fund his carved pipe business. At least I think that’s what he said, I was laughing way too hard.

    Kail…She’s just so angry at everyone. I’ve never liked Jo and think he’s 3 iq points from being forced to wear a special protective helmet and write his “rhymes” with a safety pencil and a circle of paper, but I side with him on all this. She’s just being vindictive.

45. Adumb Said,

    By far the funniest episode of Teen Mom! Keiffah and Janelle high/high on the couch, Aubree basically telling Bricks to shut up and quit crying, Corey burping into the phone on Leah (that’s what it sounded like to me). To quote Corey “Robbie couldn’t keep his dick out of Leah”. Um, no. Leah couldn’t stay off of Robbie’s dick. A week before your wedding! Thank god he had enough sense to run, Corey, run!

46. Conspiracy Man Said,

    TylerlovesMy-kuhl

    I probably say this all the time, but I think women get boob jobs for other women, not for otjher men. I am a man, so I got to hear all of the famous locher room talk about breasts and breast enhancement surgeries.

    Most woman do not really get how men feel about breasts. There are many features of a breast that go into our appreciation and attraction to them. Size is really down the list for most men. The overall shape of a breast is really what guys dig, for the most part. The firmness is also a big factor, as is nipple shape. There are many different things we like about breasts.

    Whenever a woman gets a breat job, the do get an increase in size, but the surgery itself diminishes the other qualities. For eaxmple, the breast is now larger, but the natural feeling of them is lost. They no longer sway in the way that we all love and are fascinated by. The nipples we used to love are stretched and look distorted. There is nothing like curling up with a woman and feeling her nice, naturally curvey breast against our sensitive skin, but after a surgery, that natural good feeoing is gone for good.

    It sounds like a cliche or that I have an agenda, but I do not. Of course, I am an anonymouse voice on the internet, so everyone can go ahead and dismiss my comments. I just want to say that I have never seen a breast enhancement that was an improvement. I have been with girls who had breast implants and I have always wondered, “boy, I really wish that she did not get this surgery.”

    Thre are guys who only care about size. There are not as many of them as are shown on TV. Large Breast make for easy sight gags and simple plot lines on tv sitcoms and movied. Large breats are low hanging fruit for the joke industry, so the desire for large, surgically altered breats is over represented in the TV and movies of our pop culture. When you sit back and take stock of what people really think, there are far few men who think breast implants are sexy.

    Women, PLEASE, leave them the way that they are. They are beautiful just like they are.

47. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    @conspiracy: oh, I wholeheartedly agree with your assessment!!! If we HAD the money, five kids–yeah, right!–I would get mine, ummm, freshened up??? Lol. In a few years, I’ll be able to tuck them into my waistband. Not pretty. But, I will say this….My older sister was always very slender, while I’m more “hippy”. She would walk around in summer in the cutest tops and bikini’ s while I would be in a hot sweaty bra, and underwire swim tops. And, we would always be jealous of each other. Go figure….no pun intended. But you’re correct, my hubby of 17 years still seems enthralled with my ta-tas….I’M the one who wishes they were different.

48. Conspiracy Man Said,

    Also -ome of my most favoritebreasts I have encountered in my life have been on the smalle side. There is nothing more stimulating to me to have a girlfriendwith small, pert breasts coming towards me, ready to give me a hug – that is paradise. I have had other girlfriends with larger breasts, and they were attractive in a different way. All breasts are beautiful in their own way. It is a crime to sacrifice all of the little esoteric qualities that make a breast alluring, just to increase the size aspect of t total package. Please think long and hard before you sacrifice all that natural beauty to overcomensate for one, fairly aspect of the total, beutiful package.

49. IUDidn't Said,

    @Tyler- Your situation is different! Jennelle’s didn’t look saggy before. She just kept saying she looked like a 12 year old, which she most certainly did not. I’m all for moms having a lift when they’re done having kids, that is something that would make you feel better. Not for a made up reason. She can’t say anything that doesn’t annoy me though, so maybe I’m not being fair! You are 100% right, we all want the opposite of what we have!

    @Conspiracy man- Thanks for the inside info! especially your paragraph about the low-hanging fruit (pun intended? Lol) and easy sight gags-it’s so true!!

50. Amber's Acne Said,

    Ugh so we already have to see Gary’s redneck ass again next week. Good God, she goes through men like jeans.

51. Guest Said,

    @Amber’s Footprint – It was a Zoo York shirt. It’s a skateboarding company.

52. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    @conspiracy and IU didn’t: My boobies thank you!
    I rewound that part of the show because the range of looks on barb’ s face was hilarious. Of course I stopped laughing when “well, jah-nell” was talking about recovery time to tell barb that she should be able to “watch Jace” one day if barb needed her to. What the fucking hell!?! It’s YOUR KID, you brat!!!! That poor kid when he is old enough to see this show. Drugs, homeless losers and big tits take more of a priority than he does.

53. IUDidn't Said,

    Like Barb really depends on J nizzle to help out with her own kid…I’m sure she has it all arranged already “mom” but thanks for offering….

54. Conspiracy Man Said,

    Still on breast size-

    I honestly think this craze for the need to get implants comes from the prevalence of breast jokes on tv. I honestly never hear men complaining about the small size of women’s breasts – not that I am involved in many of these kinds of conversations anyway.. The days of the “itty bitty titty comittee” talks pretty much end after grade school, when guys get a little more sophistication with respect to sexual attraction. Maybe some girls carry the scars from those stupid days into adulthood, but woman should take a good hard look models and notice that not many of them have really largebreasts. None of this is to say large breasts are not sexy, but what men really like is the natural look of breasts and how a natural breast feels. The surgery takes away the best part of the breast.

55. T*ts on a Stick Said,

    The comment blocker kept eating all my posts yesterday, hopefully this one goes through..

    That scene with Lance Bass and Cory was the weirdest thing I’ve seen on TV in a while. Seriously, where the heck do these people live that it is a normal thing for a guy to get dumped by his recently divorced fiance and then just mosey on over to her ex-husband’s house (who is the guy he just got dumped for!) and then shoot the breeze together about how each thinks the other is the better man and they just ‘don’t want her to get hurt again’?! Those two should just hook up, grab Goggles and have a good life together without Leah the skank and screechy brattly Not-Goggles, aka Leah 2.0

    It looked to me like Janelle already had her boobs done when she was going around telling everyone she wanted a boob job. Whoever thought Keiffuh would be the voice of reason?

    Is anyone else having a hard time swallowing the whole Kail/Javi relationship? He just seems like some random dude who is just sort of there in the background. Like maybe the production team hired him to ask Kail questions and stuff so she doesn’t have to narrate her own scenes like Farrah. They just don’t strike me as a couple, or as two people who are attracted to each other.

56. IUDidn't Said,

    @Conspiracy man- I agree, it is our society reflecting what we see on TV and film. It’s very sad that so many women let it get to them! I was teased for being flat in school. In my early 20s I thought I wanted implants, but now that I’m almost 30 I’m so glad I didn’t get them. I don’t want fake things in my body for no reason and I want to show my daughter that what you’re born with is just fine.

57. ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,

    Oh! Have people always made the leah joke w adding yall at the end of anything that has to do with her, or did these blogs steal ot from patrick!

    I never understood boob impants. My tits are a b cup and thats pretty fine with me, they fit my body. Plus i agree with conspiracy man, the best part of boobs is the warm womanliness about them, not skin covering plastic bags of lard or whatever the hell they use.

    Kieffer was soooo awkward talking abt how much he liked jenelles boobs. This show is called teen mom right?

    Javi does seem very random and out of place on the show but i first knew of him from her tweeting abt him. They seem to really dig each other, and he has his own money coming in so he isnt using her. I like them together, though i would rather jo and kail back together

    Btw kailyn and jo are the oddest lookibng couple ever
    But thats love
    Well it was…

58. Adumb Said,

    Omg I totally forgot about Keiffah’s pipe making business! Priceless.

59. I'm about to SMOKE now Said,

    Well, JAH-nelle . . . no one commented yet about the bong??

60. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    @I’m about to Smoke: oh my God! I can’t believe mtv didn’t blur that out. And the fact they were both so “friggin high…you’re both friggin HIGH”!!! on the couch, it was disturbing.
    @iudidnt: excellent point about your daughter. I have in the past year tried very hard to put a zipper on my big yap about my own personal weight issues. I could stand to lose a pound or thirty, and would make remarks about my fat ass. Then about a year ago, my then 8 year old little girl changed her outfit right before catching the bus. When I asked what wad wrong with the other outfit, she replied, “I looked FAT!” She is at a very healthy weight for her size, and after she left I sat and cried. I too want her to think of herself as the beautiful, perfect young lady she is. I’ll probably screw her up in lots of other ways….I don’t want my body image hang ups affecting her….ever.

61. CPS workers unite! Said,

    Where is Patrick… I’M GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWLSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

62. Crik Said,

    I think Patrick quit. Was it an iPad fail or is his Facebook page blank? I guess not getting the WWHL bartending gig was too big of a blow. We still love you, Patrick. Hope you come back.

63. Joe's Rap Career Said,

    I forget who commented this, but I agree, Kail did look pretty at the beginning of an episode ! Then it instantly went back to rat’s nest hair, no makeup, and greasy, cyst face.

64. Sally Said,

    Should we report Patrick missing? What if something bad happened to him?

65. StupidNurse Said,

    I think he got stuck on one of the “shit” ships on Carnival

66. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    @Joe’s rap career: she looked STUNNING, didn’t she??? I was hopeful it was a new look for her, but let’s face it….She goes to school, works a few jobs and on her end, anyway, she takes care of Isaac all by herself. I wonder if Jo’s brother, “junior” is available to come over, all he does is hang out in the damn basement!!!!

67. Jenellesbeerwhileonprobation Said,

    Has Kail been working or going to school at all? All I’ve seen recently is her fighting Jo in court and laying around with Javi (who also takes care of Isaac).

68. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    ….uh…ok….I’ll say it…what the he’ll is that above supposed to be?!!?

69. tyler loves my-kuhl Said,

    …what the HELL….oopsy…