Feb
26

Teen Mom 2 Recap: I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again.

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Welcome back folks. It’s time for another episode of “The Kids Are Kinda Pointless Now.” This week we get to see if all the moms give up their children for Lent. Spoiler Alert: Yes! Also, speaking of spoiler alerts click here to follow me on Facebook. You’ll love it/hate it. Be sure to recommend me to two-to-seven of your friends as well. And as always, thanks for the support by clicking the “Recommend Button” that’s all over this place so you can share it with your friends. It makes me feel all warm inside and reminds me there is a heart in there somewhere (behind the booze).

Jenelle - Snack time is officially over so get back to your seats and bathroom breaks are canceled because Jenelle is busy actually studying for some form of a test that isn’t drug/urine/lie-detector related. Our Little Ms. Smiles is really starting to grow up. Apparently she’s studying all the muscles in the body (that you can probably hide weed inside) for an upcoming test. I laughed out loud (or LOL as the kids say in 1998 AOL chatrooms) when I saw her paper skeletons. You totally know she was studying those so she could point out exactly where Pirate Mike touched her naughty-no-no. I bet he said things like, “Baaaaarrrrb is gone for the day so let me see ya varrrrrrgina!” You know, standard pirate-like things. Big J’s roommate is all inquisitive about the Keiffah situation and wants to know if Jenelle would be with him had Gary II not been in the picture. She’s so nosy. It’s like, get a life roomie. I jest. I too want to know. Celebs…they’re just like us! Jenelle doesn’t think she really has feelings for Special K anymore…but also admits that legally she isn’t allowed to see him. So, well, there’s that. It’s basically like the law that Walmart has in which Barb is never allowed to slice honey ham and honey turkey on the same machine without wiping it down. So, same/same. Also, I could go for a sub. Italian sub with everything but no onions and no hots. Universe, make it happen. Eh, nothing.

Even more good news! Barb bought herself a new house! I mean, I’m sure it’s just rented but I’m not judging. The only thing that really gets my goat (named Larry) is that I feel like she moved to get away from me. Is that wrong? Either way, the new house is as colorful as Barb’s heaaaaarrrt. She’s like, “You know Jenelle, you like my new house?” And Jenelle does her best Kristen Stewart and just says, “Yeah, I like it so far.” WTF does she mean, so far? Like, does she think the house is going to turn on her or something? Maybe it does. Maybe the house tricks her into smoking “da weed?” Barb’s blue shirt really pops on camera in front of those newly painted lime green walls. Eh, at least this house won’t have hook marks all over the walls thanks to Pirate Mike. Later, Jenelle and Gary II head to breakfast so Gary II can order gritz and eat it with a knife, you know, cause he’s protecting our freedom and so that makes sense. We get to be a fly on the greasy wall and listen to these two geniuses have a conversation. Jenelle let’s Gary II know that she loves him more than Kieffah mainly because he has a job, doesn’t sleep in a car, and doesn’t make her break into homes and then sleep in them. Evidently my bar is way too high.

However all “good things” must come to a crashing end. Tori spilled the beans over text to Jenelle that she banged Gary II “hours before” they started dating. Jenelle is crushed and after 4-months isn’t sure if she’d be able to marry Gary II now…even though he hasn’t proposed. So that’s where we’re at. If there is one thing that we’ve really learned from life (and by life, I of course me old episodes of 90210) it’s that the Brenda/Dylan/Kelly drama reinvents itself over and over again in all of our lives. Now I know what you must be thinking. You’re saying,”But IBBB, the Peach Pit is no longer in our lives, how could this be?” I would respond with a loving, “Stop asking me dumb childish questions.” The point is, is that it wouldn’t be a standard episode of Teen Mom 2 if Jenelle wasn’t moving in or out of a new home…and it wouldn’t be a standard crapisode if her boyfriend-o-da-week wasn’t stopping by to pack up his crap and leave. This time around Gary II is trying to defend himself to Big J for banging the bag out of Tori (Spelling?). Apparently Jenelle introduced him to her when they were all just “friends” and the next thing you know alcohol was involved and penis and vag were playing the magnet game. I’d say Gary II was a complete weasel, but obviously he scores extra points for the Red Sox hat two weeks in a row. He’s like the Nomar of our generation. I have no idea. Anysox, after Gary II tries to explain the situation that he was drunk, they were just friends at the time, and he could have banged any one of Jenelle’s friends (sweet) he is about to pack up his crap but Jenelle beats him to the punch and starts tossing his pants into a box that just happens to be there. I’ll assume the real estate agent knew empty boxes would be needed again within 5 days of moving in. It’s kind of rude, however, that Jenelle is using Keiffah’s future portable home to help Gary II pack. #Manners

Suddenly this turns into a fight like we haven’t seen since the days of Amber punching Gar Bear in the face and then kicking his fat a** and 27″ television down a flight of stairs. Jenelle makes a break for the door and Gary II kinda closes it shut on her. Bravo, for taking a strategy directly out of Gar Bear’s playbook. Something tells me that Jenelle being caught between the door and the reality of her life probably isn’t the best mix. Plus, good luck getting your security deposit back when there is a hat-shaped cutout in the living room with pieces of scalp sprayed to and fro. Anyway, Jenelle seems stunned for a moment and then clocks Gary II in the chest and warns him to get away before she punches him in the facia bruta. God I love when this show turns into an episode of COPS. The shaky camera work really makes me squeal with delight like a pig in heat or in mud. Either way, there was squealing. It’s been a while. The look on the roommates face is priceless and I say that only because I have no money to give her for it. You know what I mean.

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Chelsea – Surprise! I know, I’m just as surprised as you are that I’m going to recap the absolute piss out of Chelsea this week. It’s like I’ve awakened from a fog. A South Dakotian fog. Is that a thing? It’s a big day for Chelsea because she’s finally starting her first day of beauty school. And, at the same time, Aubree is going to be starting daycare at place called Trunks and Tykes. I’m sure there are not diddling innuendos in there at all. Chelsea by the Sea is caking on the makeup like she’s about to audition for Circus of the Stars. Dear God I wish they’d bring that show back. At one point I had no clue it was even Chelsea putting on makeup. I was like, “Who is that dapper young man playing with his mothers whore-face-lotion?” Maybe Randy was getting frisky and trying out another side of life. Either way, Chelsea is sad that Aubree is going to be playing with other kids instead of trying to make her into a 19 year old girl who sweats leopard print and is still doing the fist-bump that stopped being cool as soon as Barack and Michelle debuted it on Ellen. As one would think. Aubree is a smart little girl and is able to pick out her own coat in the pile of clothes that’s scattered all over the floor like they live in a homeless shelter and it’s “shopping night.” No joke, I was impressed because her leopard coat was in a pile of leopard print clothes. It was like Where’s Waldo: Toddler Edition. Chelsea drops off Aubree at school and Aubree looks like she has a little relief on her face. Perhaps she defecated in the back of the orange Jeep prior to this scene. One may never know. Watching Chelsea with her orange face drive in her orange Jeep was like watching a set of eyes and teeth cart Aubree around town. It was like Ghost Dad all over again. Rent it.

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Chelsea’s first day of school was as magical as I thought it would be. The classroom was a dump and there were boxes and trash everyone. It was like Aubree’s coat-room. My favorite part, of course, was the mannequin heads all over the place. They were ghetto and I loved them. It was like all the ex-members of Destiny’s Child in the same place at the same time. Did your heart start to race as soon as they had to do ice-breakers or was it just mine? Trick question. I am, of course, sans heart. I kinda wish the whole episode was just about the “classmates” because they were quite the hot mess. Do people still say hot mess? is that like the fist bump? Am I old? Either way, Chelsea is afraid to talk to everyone yet once she does she lets them know that she has a little girl who’s in daycare. Uh, no sh*t. Why do they think the cameras are there and the reason why they had to sign waivers that said “MTV and Teen Mom” across the top of them. Plus, it’s a Dakota. What tv show really could be filming there besides Teen Mom? Later Chelsea picks up Aubree from the diddle factory and Aubree seemed actually happy to see her. Clearly she doesn’t take after Adam. Although their arms are around the same size. Sidenote, mine are smaller. What what!? I loved how they stopped by Lois Griffin’s house to make sure that her mom would be forced to tell her she’s proud of her. Nothing like making someone say it. Eh, guilty on all counts here too. Lois is totally psyched that she’s going to be getting some free haircuts in the future. Hopefully something can even out that bowl-cut-mullet she’s rocking. It really makes the embroidered snowman on her maroon sweatshirt pop.

In the end, Chelsea is fresh out of the shower (with a face full of makeup) and chatting it up with her friend all with a towel wrapped around her head. She’s still playing that game of, “My OPP/IUD/PYT fell out and Adam came over and did sex to me and I might be pregnant.” Yawn. We know she’s not. Randy would literally reach in and pull it out…and then clean its teeth. I would assume. If Chelsea didn’t have any protection during sexy-time she could have at least kept that beautiful towel wrapped around her head. That’ll do the trick. P.S., her friend looked pissed that she wouldn’t have an abortion if she was pregnant. Just think of the possible spin-off! “20 and Abortion.” It has a nice ring to it.

Leah – Hey y’all it’s the same thing each week with me and my jacked up love life, y’all! Look. I don’t know what it’s like to be 19 and have two young kids, one who sports purple glasses. I know what it’s like to be 19 and have two young kids, one who sports red glasses. She’s my little Sally Jesse Raphael. But that’s another story for another time. All I do know, however, is that these chicks live and play in absolute squalor. Plus that puffy leather couch looks like it itches and, most likely, gives out crabs. I’m surprised the entire camera crew doesn’t get a tetanus shot every time they’re done filming in there. Per usual, Square Hair is there (rhyme, rhyme, rhyme) to ask the questions that the producers force her to ask. These questions all have to do with if Leah still has feelings for Corey. While Leah isn’t fully sure, the daddy issues she has that are so evident even to a semi-professional Geneticist like myself, we know that she does. She will admit, sort of, that if Corey was simply willing to just work on things with Leah she’d leave Jeremy in a hot second. I mean, I’m sure she’d get pregnant a few more times before she left him, but she’d leave him nonetheless. It’s like the vows are writing themselves.

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Later Jeremy, Leah, and “the girls” head out to dinner and it seems like the worst thing in the world. No joke, are the twins mic’d? I seriously had to mute my tv a few times because non-glasses wouldn’t stop screaming and dumping her plate over. Everyone there looked absolutely dirty and sticky. And so did the twins. See what I did there? Leah and Jeremy get to walk us down memory lane on where they first met “Facebook” and how Leah kept calling him a “creeper” on Facebook. I mean, either way she gave a stranger her number online so it’s not really that shocking that she ended up pregnant, no? She should be thanking her lucky stars she didn’t end up dead. Meanwhile, as all of this is going on poor Corey is back at his dad’s house sitting on the couches that were most likely used on the set of Roseanne and we’re forced to try and piece together what in the holy hell these two are talking about. Most importantly, does Corey have a permanent cold? If someone sends me his address I will ship him a box of Breathe Right strips. He breathes like he’s morbidly obese…or like Gary trying to run from Amber when she’s in heat. So, yeah, kinda like that. As always, I feel bad for Corey. He broke up with Summer, his summer-fling, and may still have feelings for Leah but doesn’t know what to do. I say go for it! And by “it” I mean “the door” and don’t turn back. Dude, this is your ticket outta here! I’d leave 25 cents on the counter for “the twins” child support…which I believe is 10 cents higher than the going rate in West Virginia…and just run. Why Jeremy wants to even be involved in any of this is beyond me. I mean, let him have her…and her…and her. It’s like, it’s his penis getting cut up thanks to Leah’s braces, dude, not yours. So just run. I should be a therapist.

Poor Corey can’t seem to keep his feelings to himself, so he calls up Leah simply to let her know that the reason why he broke up with Summer was because he still has feelings for her and he just wanted to let her know that. I think that’s sweet. Also, I have actual mental problems. Leah looks like she doesn’t fully grasp what’s being said, but that could just be the look she’s giving as she’s chewing at her face. When in the hell do these braces come off because I can’t take another scene. In the end, while laying in a pile of trash in her bed, Leah lets Jeremy know that Corey calls and spilled his feelings beans all over her. Jeremy is just like, “Well y’all gonna figure that out sometime there soon, y’all?” It was like constant banjos and the sounds of dueling four-wheelers playing in my head. Luckily, Leah buys herself a little bit of time by putting this all back on Jeremy by letting him know that he makes it hard for her since he’s away all week at work. So it’s basically his fault if she goes running back to Corey’s beaver teeth. Ahhh West Virginian love. So simple. So true.

Kail – She’s the new Chelsea for me. It was, however, nice to see Janet for 11 seconds wearing a nice white shirt that may or may not have been her old wedding dress cut into a new fly-girl costume. Janet FTW! Children grow and women producing, men go working, some go stealing. Everyone’s got to make a living. Don’t be fooled by the mustache she rocks, she’s still, she’s still Janet from the block.

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butch goes to law school Said,
let me share once again a tweet from randilicious during the show..this is to kailyn…chin up….
butch goes to law school Said,
also,i thought i saw jenelle rip something of garys and he practically cried.did anyone see what it was?
Lions, Tigers & Miscarriages Said,
Butch goes to law school – it was a picture of him and his friends. He looked so devastated. -tear-

UGH. And of course that little bitch Aleeeeeeah was choking that poor dog again. That girl is such a brat. I hope Goggles back-hands her in the next episode.
butch goes to law school Said,
omg,the screaming in the restuarant..those poor people who were there..
Bitch Jungle Said,
I haven’t seen any of these episodes. Did Jenelle get her titty implants yet?
Chin cysts Said,
Butch- HILARIOUS! He knows a thing or two about double chins.

Aleeah is the worst behaved out of all the kids. I love Goggles but her sissy can be a terror. My jaw dropped when she was dragging that poor pup. And oh god the screaming. Aubree is pretty well spoken and will probably turn out alright so long as she doesn’t inherit her mother’s self esteem issues. Did Jace say anything this episode? I can’t remember.

Kail you’re not bipolar, you’re just a bitch who’s mad at the world.
Ibbbfan Said,
Omg u r so funny! I actually Lol’d several times. Check out Reality Tea there is a pic of Leah in bed w/contestant #2. Recovering from the best thing that could have happened to her and in the pic she looks like a dude w/ a five o clock shadow. I had to look at the pic several times to even figure out if it was Leah.

At one point I thought she was attractive, however now I see a dude whenever she is on.

I love the part of the episode when poor delusional Kail. Is like why was Janet there? It was a lil sad. I mean doesn’t this girl realize that… Basically that a Mom is there for support. One of Kail’s dumbest moves was to get herself thrown out of Jo’s parents house.

Janet was a very sweet nurturing Mother to her. Or should I say Janlo.lol
Plain Old Amber Said,
As a server, that restaurant scene with Leah made me cringe. She probably left her poor server like a 5% tip too. The ones that let their children run around like crazy and make a mess always tip horribly.
butch goes to law school Said,
jace seems like hes in a stupor half the time almost like a trance.i feel so bad for him.i do see him having serious issues as a young man.the bipolar will get him..
ah lisa no en casa Said,
Breathe Right strips!! HAHAHA!!! This was by far my favorite line. Go blow your nose, Corey, and take a Zyrtec!
Amby's Hand Piercing Said,
I God damn LOVE Goggles. She is amazing.

And Kail, why is she so harsh on Jo’s family? they were the ones who supported her ass before and after she was pregnant so she should have a little respect and not judge them for going with Jo to court? They’re his family dumb ass! She makes me mad…someone needs to trip her on camera so i can get a laugh.
Jenny Said,
I just saw that Jenelle is in rehab for her Heroin addiction
Teen Moms Only Passed Test: EPT Said,
Absolutely LOVED.this recap as always!!

I almost went on myself when Jenelles roommate pointed out that Gary II had a secure job that he would.never lose, ummm im sure jenelle took care of that!!! Dishonorable discharge anyone?! (like the discharge Chelsea is honorably waiting for …eww)

Anywho I’m glad keiffahs going to be back!!
Jenelle : Ke$ha concert :: Muslims : Mucca Said,
Potato Head: “There’s no reason Janet should be at court with Jo(e).” She’s there for the same reason you brought your chola friends, dummy – SUPPORT!

I’m not sure if I’m the only one who caught this, but wasn’t Tori’s boyfriend the one Jenelle hooked up with & she also thought was Jace’s father? So Tori hooked up with Jenelle’s boyfriend, you’re even now. Skanks.
BricksMaDicks Said,
Jeremy looked so embarrassed by Non-Goggles at the restaurant. She was just screaming and Leah was talking to him like she wasn’t even there. Wtf was that? And when she dumped her plate on the table, did anyone else notice Goggles point and say “Baaaad!” Hahah she is so freaking adorable. Her sister, not so much.

Kail was so boring. I don’t even remember her segments.

Aubree is so talkative and I love how she refers to herself in third person. It was so cute when she said “Aubree okay” after daycare. Ahh

Oh Jenelle, I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, but Gary is actually really cute. Why the ef is he with her? She’s batshit crazy. And once again, poor poor Jace.
Sophia's Sucky Said,
@Chin Cysts: Jace had one line this episode. “I want a vitamin!”.
Conspiracy Man Said,
Great recap. Thanks.

I have also wondered about the current usage of the phrase, “hot mess”, but my question is different. I see people call others a “hot mess” all the time. It is a cliche that is way overused, but it seems like anyone who is a mess, is now a hot mess. I always thought a hot mess was someone who is very attractive (”hot”) whose life is in disarray for various reasons. These days, it seems like anyone whose life is a mess is now called a “hot mess”. Even people who are nowhere close to being “hot” are being called a “hot mess”. I have even seen where Mama June from Honey Boo Boo has been called a hot mess (but maybe there are some people who are into that type of look).

I don’t mean to disparage Mama June, because I think she is kind of cool, and I would much rather spend a minute in a room with her than Kim Kardashian.

I am thinking that maybe I was wrong in assuming that the “hot” in “hot mess” means that the person is physically hot, or otherwise attractive. Perhaps people really mean that someone is a hot mess in the way that a steaming pile of crap is a “hot” mess -that is more like a temperature thing that a descriptoin of the subject’s “hotness”. Is that how people are using this phrase? I am interested to hear from others who use it to see what you think. Thanks.
Conspiracy Man Said,
Why was my last comment awaiting moderation?
Conspiracy Man Said,
I mentioned Kim Kardashian. Is there some filter that automatically cuts out somments that mention her name to prevent legal retribution? The comment was pretty tame, so I can’t for teh life of me figure out why it is being held.
Conspiracy Man Said,
I think I know why. I mentioned a reality star whose father was an attorney for OJ. That comment was held for moderation, even though it was really tame. I then typed another comment like this one, asking of my mention of that reality star was the reason for the hold, and that comment too was held for moderation.
1989called Said,
So THAT’s what those lyrics are! I always thought it was “Some go to work in their New Zealand!”
Conspiracy Man Said,
Two of my last four comments were rejected, and both of these mentioned that name. In the interests of knowing what we can and cannot say, would there be a way for us to see the rules for posting, so that we can avoid typing long comments that will not be allowed to be shown? Thanks for any help anyone can give me on thsi question. I appreciate it.
Conspiracy Man Said,
Thank you for the wonderful recap.

I have also wondered about the current usage of the phrase, “hot mess”, but my question is different. I see people call others a “hot mess” all the time. It is a cliche that is way overused, but it seems like anyone who is a mess, is now a hot mess. I always thought a hot mess was someone who is very attractive (”hot”) whose life is in disarray for various reasons. These days, it seems like anyone whose life is a mess is now called a “hot mess”. Even people who are nowhere close to being “hot” are being called a “hot mess”. I have even seen where Mama June from Honey Boo Boo has been called a hot mess (but maybe there are some people who are into that type of look).

I am thinking that maybe I was wrong in assuming that the “hot” in “hot mess” means that the person is physically hot, or otherwise attractive. Perhaps people really mean that someone is a hot mess in the way that a steaming pile of crap is a “hot” mess -that is more like a temperature thing that a descriptoin of the subject’s “hotness”. Is that how people are using this phrase? I am interested to hear from others who use it to see what you think. Thanks.
IUDidn't Said,
The way Chelsea was doing her eye makeup at the beginning was scary! And, wow, all the clothes all over the floor? Obviously there was no GED section on hygiene. That’s what happens when everything is handed to you, you have no respect for it. Her mom is a HUGE part of the problem with Adumb-uh! “Don’t you think he would want to know you’re in school? What do you think he would say?” Geez Lois. He’s a terrible person, why do you want your daughter to think about him?

It was funny the way Jermy kept glancing at shrieking Non-Goggles in the restaurant while Leah was ignoring her and going on and on, like hello, do you wanna do something about that? I would have been really embarrassed if my daughter was acting like that…either take her outside, or at least tell her to quiet down…I’m sure she did only leave a 5% tip (and a huge mess)!

Kail is definitely jealous that all of Jo’s family support him, she’s still bitter about getting kicked out of their mansion.
IUDidn't Said,
@Conspiracy Man, I never thought the “hot” part of the mess referred to the person’s attractiveness. I just thought a hot mess was worse than a regular mess. Think about it, would you rather step in dog poo, or a steaming, fresh pile of dog poo? Anyone whose life is a mess is not attractive to me, but then again I don’t enjoy drama.
IUDidn't Said,
(in my own life. Obviously I watch this show, so…)
Aubree's booger Said,
Thank you for skipping Kail and recapping Chelsea instead. I mean I dislike them both but I can’t do Kail’s selfishness. She’s literally burning bridges with everyone who gave a damn about her when she was a poor homeless prego teen. Ungrateful brat. On another note, Kieffah’s homeless ass seems to have found Jenelle broken heart next episode. And he can’t wait to get high high ya both high with her again.
Me Said,
Pretty sure Jenelle said she liked the house “so far” because she’d only taken a couple steps through the front door when Barbara asked her opinion of the entire house lol.

And let’s be real y’all, we all know Leah doesn’t pay for anything now that she’s found her a sugar daddy. Hopefully Jeremy was decent enough to leave a proper tip.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
Leah: a lot of you beat me to it, y’all!!! Non- goggles is a freaking brat. I’m assuming since Goggles gets all the attention because of her issues…this is non goggles way of securing some. Didn’t work at dinner though. Did anyone else think Jermy was looking like he dodged a hot screaming bullet??? Of course the miscarriage was sad, but that broad can’t handle the kids she has. And I seriously wanted to come through the tv and smack that petulant, bratty look off her face whilst she was lying in bed and Jermy told her to make up her Damn mind already. On the plus side, the girls were in clothes the entire episode. Praise. Jesus!!!
Janelle: ok, sister, NO ONE is buying that’s the reason you dumped a perfectly decent guy. The allure of homeless keiffah and his uncanny talent to always possess drugs is I’m sure the real reason.
Chelsea-uhhhh: So, she still has the red beetle A N D the jeep. Must be freaking nice!!! My hubby and I both work full time jobs and I’m driving a 2000 mini van. Maybe Randy will adopt me…I graduated high school and college. Aubree ok!!! Very cute.
Kail: just….ugh. She has a mean streak a mile wide….Janet’ s take on the situation was spot on….even though “Jonathan” can be a world class douche bag.

And….I use the term hot mess all the time…one of my faves!!!
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
Wtf!?! My comment didn’t post either.
Anonymous Said,
Best lines from the recap, all made me LOL:

“It’s basically like the law that Walmart has in which Barb is never allowed to slice honey ham and honey turkey on the same machine without wiping it down.”

“Plus, good luck getting your security deposit back when there is a hat-shaped cutout in the living room with pieces of scalp sprayed to and fro.”

“I loved how they stopped by Lois Griffin’s house to make sure that her mom would be forced to tell her she’s proud of her.”

“Most importantly, does Corey have a permanent cold?”

I knew a guy once and I wanted to ask him if he had a permanent cold, so I’m glad someone else finally expressed their concern with that phenomenon!
Corey's permanant cold Said,
Best lines from the recap, all made me LOL:

“It’s basically like the law that Walmart has in which Barb is never allowed to slice honey ham and honey turkey on the same machine without wiping it down.”

“Plus, good luck getting your security deposit back when there is a hat-shaped cutout in the living room with pieces of scalp sprayed to and fro.”

“I loved how they stopped by Lois Griffin’s house to make sure that her mom would be forced to tell her she’s proud of her.”

“Most importantly, does Corey have a permanent cold?”

I knew a guy once and I wanted to ask him if he had a permanent cold, so I’m glad someone else finally expressed their concern with that phenomenon!
social working degree Said,
Aubree is seriously cute. “Aubree okay” damn near made me melt. despite how incredibly dumb Chelsea is when it comes to men she seems like a really loving mother.

Kail…ugh. it’s getting harder and harder to like this chick. I used to think she was the best mother out of all of the Teen Mom/Teen Mom 2 girls (NOT Maci who for whatever reason usually gets that title) but she’s slipping lately. she seems so angry and bitter at the world and takes it out on Jo. the guy loves his son, wants to spend as much time with him as possible, has a big and supportive family, and she still manages to find something wrong in all of that. she should realize how lucky Issac (Isaac?) is to have that. she seemed so baffled as to why his family would show up to court with him. um, maybe to show support you dumbass?

Gary seems like a nice guy and WAY too good for Jenelle. ditto for Jeremy and Leah. these guys must like the fame because I can’t see any other reason for them to choose those girls.
Adumb Said,
Goggles stole the show last night! And Janelle is back in the ‘hab. Has anyone seen the tweets being sent out by @babsevansmtv? Hilarious!
vadeenas new teefs Said,
Kail is SUCH A HYPOCRITE!!!! She doesnt want V around her son, but lets some random boyfriend take her son to daycare on the day she goes to COURT just to make sure V stays away. I love how jo’s lawyer didnt back down and say why does the girlfriend have to stay away when the boyfriend is everywhere?
Spare Santa Suits Said,
Corey needs his tonsils and adenoids removed, and he is the one who could have used braces–not for costmetic reasons, but I think if his “bite” was aligned better, he would be able to breathe correctly.

Jace asking for that vitamin was adorable . . . I hope my next thought is wrong: that he was looking for a SUBSTANCE (vitamin) to cope with (Stress?) Janelle’s visit could be forshadowing!!

Chelsea is socially pathetic with her ridiculous voices. She had no shred of interest in the other students–who would want her for a stylist? She’ll blame the “mean” customers if she screws up their hair (and she will).
IUDidn't Said,
@vadeena’s- I can’t believe I didn’t realize how hypocritical that looks! Wow Kail.
Crik Said,
I don’t get why MTV tried to pass more than one day at beauty school for Chelsea’s-uhs first day. It’s funny how Chelsea-uh had the same hairstyle, but the guy in front of her had different outfits, insinuating it was different days, right? Would it have been such a huge deal for MTV to either leave out how many days of filming there were or just not insult our intelligence by saying it was the first day?

I’m sensing some kind of pattern: if leah is out of bed/dressed/made up, the babies are naked and covered in food. If the babies are dressed, leah’s in bed (or they’re at Corey’s). I love that new installation piece hanging in Leah and Jermy’s house: Jermy’s balls.

It’s kind of hard to insult Kail for not getting why Jo’s family would show up for him. Kail just doesn’t know what it’s like to have a family. She did, however, explain why she doesn’t want Vee around Isaac. Apparently Vee would tweet about drinking (at Jo’s) and having to get condoms to see Jo on days Isaac would be there. But I also don’t for a second think Kail is not jealous that Jo doesn’t want her anymore. I think Kail’s insanity is just going to get worse as she gets older. It’s a time when people get more freedoms (they can vote, drink, get a career) but find they have little control over how people act/behave and they fight for that control. Javi seems like a nice, sweet guy. It’s a shame she’s going to sabotage that. Just ‘cuz you’re not an addict Kail, doesn’t mean you’re sane. You’ll drive Isaac away just how Susie drove you away.
T*ts on a Stick Said,
Hey, Leah dressed her kids this week! OMG when Not-Goggles was screeching away at the restaurant and Goggles pointed at her and said, “Bad!”, that was the best ever! Pretty sure Not-Goggles is going to end up as Leah 2.0, but Goggles is gonna hit the road one day and never look back.

I think Aubree is more mature than Chelsea. Seriously, she’s always reassuring her dumb-ass mother all the time. And good god, what a pig stye in Chelsea’s room! How is she not embarrassed to have that shown on tv? And shut up Lois! Every time Chelsea is doing better, Lois has to go and ask, “So how’s Adam?” Even Chelsea seemed annoyed by her this time.

And Kail. Wow. Where to start on her. I used to think the was doing the best of all of them, but man she’s off the deep end now. She’s always passing Isaac off to whatever boyfriend she’s with at the moment, and then freaks and wants jo’s girlfriends to have absolutely no contact whatsoever? Yeah, that makes sense. I think the reason she’s so pissed about all his family members being there to support him is just that she’s jealous she doesn’t have a bunch of family there to support her. She is just jealous jealous jealous.
Conspiracy Man Said,
IUDidn’t – Thanks for clearing that up for me. I honestly thought a “hot mess” was someone who was “hot” (physically attractive) whose life was in a mess. Now I see that people use it to mean a steaming hot mess, as in a warm pile of dog mess. I feel so stupid for thinking that for all these years.
Conspiracy Man Said,
Also- IUDidnt, that is a great screen name.
Conspiracy Man Said,
T*ts on a Stick -

I agree with you on Aubree and Gogs. They are funny kids who seem to be too smart for their environment. I do think Chelsea does a good job of raising Aubree, despite her being a poor role model for self esteem. Aubree just jumped right in with teh other kids and had no issues with socializing. The other kids in both TM1 & TM2 seem to have problems socializing with others their own ages. I am guessing that the other mothers are too busy being superstars to ensure that their children are being raised in an age-appropriate manner. Do you really think that Farrah will let Sophia play with other common, non-star kids, or that Maci wants to hang around with other mothers with kids bentley’s age, since most mothers that age are not really interested in getting hammered out of their gourds every single night. Bentley is probably way too important to be mingling with the children of common folk. Of all the kids, only Leah (Amber’s baby) and Aubree seem to be socially well-adjusted. The others act like little prima donnas, except for Goggles (read that last sentence as “accept for Goggles” if you have taken the Black Hills beauty School entrance exam), and Goggles seems to be just naturally gifted with some intelligence that did not come from either of her parents. Although I am a man and therefore am not genetically predisposed to enjoying “cuteness” in any way, shape or form, but I really get a kick out of watching Goggles (a nickname given with care and respect) interact with her screwed up world. I really hope she gets her sh*t together and really makes something out of herself and has a cool life.
kerry Said,
I’m baffled as to what Leah has between her legs or lips that these guys can’t get enough of. So much so that they allow her to play them back and forth, having them on tv looking crazy. It’s Leah’s world and Jeremy and Corey just try to be apart of it.
T*ts on a Stick Said,
Conspiracy Man — totally agree with you that Chelsea must be doing something right with Aubree. That little girl is adorable and seems very well adjusted and social (except for the time she bit Isaac’s face at the reunion show, lol!). Good ‘ol Bricks is now my frontrunner for best Mom on these shows. If she can just keep away from Adumb and get work on her self esteem issues she has a real shot at a good life. She is awfully dumb and is immature, but seems like a genuinely sweet person.

I’ve got my fingers crossed for Goggles too (love that nickname, she is just so adorable. Like Cory said, she just wouldn’t be Ali without the glasses).
Money Train Said,
I’m surprised that no one has commented on Chelsea’s question in class! She asked whether she could pair a leopard scarf with her mandatory white, black or brown shirt. And the teacher was like “Good question!”
Not Goggles Said,
AGHHHHH!!!! MOMMY QUIT BEING A WHORE AND PAY ATTENTION TO MEEE!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!
JanetsStache Said,
LOL I read this recap this morning and couldnt stop laughing at about Janet from the block….its been in my head all day though…
Houska Dental Said,
AH-BREE-UH stole the show this episode. The “Aubree okay” part was so freaking cute, I had to rewind it 12 times.

I thought Chelsea was smearing sweet potato on her face when she was doing her makeup.

Also her beauty school teacher is HOT!
Houska Dental Said,
@Money Train – the beauty teacher said a very strong “ABSOLUTELY…” in response to the scarf question. But I totally was expecting her to finish it with “…NOT”
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
@ Money Train – I was so going to comment on the “can we wear a leopard scarf” question, but couldn’t do so at work! I have a strange feeling she’ll have leopard-print tied into her wedding theme (whenever her Prince Charming arrives in South Dakota) just like Corey and Leah did with the camo, and when she’s laid down for her “final rest”, the casket will be lined with satin leopard-print fabric.
Bitch-Ass No-Contact Order Said,
I love how Chelsea just waddled up to the teacher and whined “I don’t like ming-uh-ling(uh)”. Dumb bitch, daddy isnt here to save you this time. She acts like a toddler. Can’t stand her! Oh and “can we wear like a leopard scarf-uh?”
Bitch-Ass No-Contact Order Said,
p.s. LOVE LOVE LOVE Janet from the block in her white lace CROP-TOP!!!! marry me Janet!!!!
IUDidn't Said,
@Money Train- YES!! I forgot about that!! Ha.

@Conspiracy Man- Thanks!
Corey's Interpreter Said,
@Amber’s Pill Bottles – We all know that Chelsea’s goal is to marry an actual leopard and pop out little babies with leopard print skin. That’s the endgame here. She probably let Adumb drop his swimmers off into her pool because he dressed up in a cheap leopard costume and then pulled off his leopard head like Lewis pulled off the Darth Vader mask in the moon room with Betty Childs in “Revenge of the Nerds.”
Amber's Footprint on Gary's Back Said,
The way Chelsea’s teacher asked if she did her side-braid all by herself, you’d think Chelsea was either 5 years old or a little slow because Teach was overly impressed! She also couldn’t escape that riveting conversation fast enough as she was being circled by the Braided Jaws … MINGLE!
Since we’re on the subject of hair, I’m glad Patrick pointed out Lois’s ‘do because I was examining it last night and I think that raven-haired siren actually has extensions in her long, flowing locks. Sexy.

Kail made me really sad last night. A mother being there just for support was just so foreign and inconceivable to her. Way to go, Suze!
Bitch-Ass No-Contact Order Said,
I am just watching this again on DVR and noticed in one of Chelsea-uh’s scenes there is a random shot of her pulling out of her driveway in that big oompa-loompa orange jeep. In the shot, you can also see that little red vw beetle she used to drive parked in the driveway. A 20 year old mother who just passed her GED and up until the first day of school would spend all day every day lounging around the house and whining needs TWO CARS??? She is so spoiled it is nauseating.
Amber's Footprint on Gary's Back Said,
Also, after Chelsea’s shower when she was hoping — I mean complaining that she might be pregnant, I noticed that her hair was dark brown under that turban, but bleached blonde “earlier that day” in school. So either her and Adam porked unprotected more than once, or that was just another bad example of MTV pushing these I-need-a-reason-to-be-here storylines.
Bitch-Ass No-Contact Order Said,
lol @ “hoping – i mean complaining” !!! Her eyes totally lit up with excitement when she garbled in her baby voice “i might be pregnaaant-uh”. I think the only one who would be more excited at the news would be Lois…that woman has some kind of odd thing for Adumb or she just vicariously gets off on the drama between Chelsea and Adumb. Where do they FIND these people?
butch goes to law school Said,
ambers pill bottom-about the leopard print wedding dress,on jerseylicious tracey has her bridesmaids wearing leopard…so it is done.lol.
Karina Said,
jenelle and Kaylin are such bitches
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
@corysinterpreter BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA at the fact that we all know chelseas goal in life is to marry an actual leopard

Im in class and almost ruined the lecture that was so funny
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
I cant wait to see this episode and give my eight cents
me2 Said,
Is that Leah’s wedding band that she is wearing on her right hand? While banging Germy and pining for Corey.
Catelyn's Chewed-off Fingernail Polish Said,
This show is no longer about these trash bags trying to be Moms. Their kids are used as either potted house plants or pawns in their ignurnt life games. These poor kids are sticky, boogery, unruly, or ignored – except my girl, Goggles, of course.
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
@ Bitch-Ass-No-Contact Order – I know, Chelsea’s whole “I don’t like ming-uh-ling(uh)” excuse was pathetic. I think her daughter has better social skills than Chelsea. No matter what career you end up in, you will have to “mingle” with people – get used to it. You can’t spend your whole life talking to your random friendsies and family about who you banged and why you feel so bad, and have said discussion in baby talk.

@ Corey’s Interpreter – Bwahahahaha!

@ Butch goes to law school – alrighty, precedent has already been set for Princess Chelsea! But since she’s marrying a leopard already, I think it would be a bit odd – but that’s Chelsea!
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
When Chelsea finished “getting ready” for hair school and looked at Aubree and asked, “How do I look”? I couldn’t resist yelling at the tv, “You look awful!”
Corey's Interpreter Said,
I really could imagine (despite my best efforts not to) Chelsea being a furry and having guys dress up in leopard costumes before getting it on. All zoos within driving distance of her jeep’s max range on a single tank of gas should have her picture up in the ticket office and not let her in. I say a single tank of gas because you know Princess isn’t willing or capable of pumping her own. And her jeep didn’t come from the dealership that color orange, the place she gets her spray tanning done was having a 2 for 1 sale.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@bitch ass: yes! That was in my comment that didn’t post…TWO brand new cars??? Really? My husband and I both work full time jobs and I’m driving a 2005 mini van. It’s so annoying-uh! Maybe randalicious will adopt me! And yeah, Lois needs to bring it down a notch with the ad-dumb love fest. “Mom, I’m going to take a shit..” “what would adumb think about that?”
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
….forgot to say how Corey’s dad one of these days is going burst out with what he REALLY thinks about Leah…you can tell. And sadly, non goggles is destined for a life on the pole if she is screaming her lungs out and barely gets a side eye from her “it’s all about ME mother”. My kids aren’t angels, but I never let act like that, especially in public. The cameramen’ s ears must have ringing for DAYS after that scene.
And, well jahnell, you can wrap it up in any pretty bow you like,but that tori mess was just an excuse for running back to keiffer in the grassy knoll and his bag o drugs. For a homeless dude, he seems to always be riding….okay walking…dirty. Ahhh, sweepstakes….here we come!!!!!
TooLazyToThinkOfAName Said,
Just want to say, I always fully agree with every single comment here. I freaking love this blog, and the comments. It’s the only site where no one is bitching about how mean we are about speaking the truth or trying to convince us Jenelle is a good mother etc. I just really wish the commenting section was more like one where you can thumbs up comments (no need for thumbs down lol) and reply directly to someone.
Lions, Tigers & Miscarriages Said,
Goggles is the shit, I must say. I like how she just gives everyone around her the side-eye, like she knows everyone has the brain the size of a raisin. That Goggles is going to make something of herself…..

TooLazyToThinkOfAName: I agree, we should be able to reply and like comments!! Get on it, Patrick!
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
@ TooLazyToThinkOfAName: I agree with you wholeheartedly! Last week I got reamed several times over because I had the audacity to call Goggles by that name on a different blog – someone even referred to me as “a sad sack of shit”. I guess I have no heart and will die a lonely death, all for calling the kid Goggles instead of Aliakaka or whatever the hell her name is. Woe is me…
gary's accent Said,
i want to know how a seemingly normal kid like gary got so messed up with jenelle. he was in my brother in law’s platoon in jacksonville and he was a normal guy until jenelle got him thrown out. chasing teen mom fame isnt always what it’s cracked up to be.
Corey's Interpreter Said,
Goggles started off as a way to distinguish between the twins when we and Patrick wrote about them. Names normally serve that purpose just fine, but not when your idiot mother names you practically the same thing as your twin sister. It’s now become a term of endearment. I think we’re all rooting like hell for Goggles (and all the kids) to overcome their circumstances.
social working degree Said,
I honestly still don’t know which of them is Aleeah and which is Aliannah or if I’m even spelling either of those correctly. Goggles is a fine nickname imo since most (all?) of us seem to be pulling for her. she’s a scene stealer for sure.
BricksMaDicks Said,
I was trying to explain the “Bad!” scene to my fiance and I couldn’t get the twins names straight, so I said Goggles and Non-Goggles and he burst out laughing. It’s a normal thing for me, but apparently other people who don’t frequent this blog either find it funny and harmless or mean and rude. Who cares! It’s not our fault Leah picked out Aleeah and Aliannah from the book of “100 Ghetto, Red Neck & Trailer Trash Names”
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
I think Goggles (and non-Goggles) is fine for these two adorable bastard tots – sorry, I call it as it is! And yes, the names are normally used to differentiate, but when the names are literally identical, it makes it rather tough = we are all rooting for those two kids to get the hell out of WV and the trailer park for sure!
Jenellesbeerwhileonprobation Said,
So scripted!

“Do you think Jo is mad about having to go to court”
“Are you nervous about having to go to court?”
“What did you think about Suzi being at court?”

Just let the show play out in it’s own trashtastic way. It’s beginning to sound robotic.

There was a time when my child screamed in a restaurant like that (not a perfect mom) and I’ve actually done anything to stop her. You don’t just ignore it like it’ll go away. non-Goggles seems to already be jealous of the extra attention Goggles steals for her non-walking.

What WAS up with that wedding band?
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
We are all screwed if non goggles actually gets goggles one day. Hell, she could be already legally blind with all the stupid doctors who can’t seem to put a finger on what’s wrong with goggles. Goggles 1 and Goggles 2??? Makes about as much sense as their real names!!!
Goggles for President Said,
Ok, I read this blog religiously, but stopped watching TM2 sometime in Season 2. I keep up by reading this blog. This is my first time commenting. I have noticed when my DVR picks up the last 30 seconds or so of TM2 before Catfish comes on that the last shot seems to be either Leah crying or Janelle laying in bed while Barbalicious plays with Jace… Is this the norm?
P.S. Goggles for President!
JanetsStache Said,
Patrick I would love to sit with you on the couch and watch Teen Mom with you and hear every comment and see every facial expression from you when these girls do something ridiculous. I find the show to be absolutely boring but once I read this blog it just gives it the excitement it needs.
IUDidn't Said,
@amber’s pills, bricksmadicks, corey’s interpreter & everyone after- someone commented on reality tea and used the nickname goggles and someone said what is that? I thought everyone just knew! does Leah even know the difference between their names? I still can’t tell.

I love this blog, the comments, and, most of all, the names that people post under! I totally love how we’re all on the same wavelength. If Patrick changed it to disqus, would I have to use the name I use on reality tea? Bc IUDidn’t is my teen mom 2 specific name!
butch goes to law school Said,
i just saw a picture of leahs kids.non goggles looks like there is something wrong with her,almost like downs syndrome..goggles just looked crosseyed..
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
So jenelle is back in da hab. Im actually really shocked. Lol jk im actually really not.

Non goggles and addalynn are gonna be the whores of the house, goggles is gonna be the pretty/calm/bookworm. Her dumbass sisters and mom and whoever is their dad by then wont understand her and she will probably get a lot of jokes thrown her way, but shes the one thats gonna end up at a good school doing good things. We already know non goggles is leah 2.0 or rather leah -2.0, bc any chick who has three kids and two weddins yall before her 21st bday is already a downgrade version of herself, am i right

Addalynn and the non goggles (lol i just noticed idk which witch is which without patricks nicknames either) are either gonna bein inseperable slutty step sisters of the south (which is actually a common theme down here) or theyre gonna hate each other

Kailyn needs to get over it

Chelseas mom is borderline pathetic
But then again u can tell by the dumb sideways grin she gets when she gets ready for ‘girl talk’, that the producers are feeding lois lines to ask about adumb bc thats basically the only way she stays relevant in the show. Has chelseas mom ever talked to her about anything besides adam? Including in 16 and pregnant?
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@butch: I have thought that myself…non goggles definitely has a downs syndrome look to her eyes. That is in NO way a slam to those who have it, just a personal observation. When they showed Leah after her miscarriage, without make up, she had the same look to her. So does her mom, if you see her again.
Lois-uh wants to bang Adumb-uh Said,
Non-goggles does have that Down Syndrome look to her, but she gets it from grandma Down Syndrome. Look at Grandma DS, and you’ll see what Leah will look like in 20 years or so (or maybe 15, ’cause I’m guessing Grandma DS had Leah as a teen, too!). Poor Jeremy, or whoever Leah is shacked up with at that point, is going to end up with a fugly wife.

Goggles is my favorite. She inspires me. She clearly knows her shit, as she is constantly pointing out all the foolishness that abounds in Leah’s life. Also, I couldn’t believe that Leah gave non-goggles 2.0 an almost identical name to the other two. Those poor girls are going to be so screwed up when they get older. Except Goggles, because she’s the shit.

The gossip sites are saying Jenelle is back in the ‘hab for heroin addiction. Leah’s current bestie and Facebook page administrator, Kristin (or Kirstin, since she spells her name both ways when she signs out depending on how wasted or high she is), is refuting the heroin allegation, saying Jenelle is in rehab not for drugs but something else. I’m sorry, what the hell else do you go to rehab for? Some of her “friends” are spreading rumors that MTV sent her there to be away from the television so she won’t get upset watching herself on season 4 and go postal. Me? I’m banking on the heroin theory. Some people are also saying she lost the baby because she was doing heroin while pregnant. I’m still saying she was never really preggers to begin with and she and courtland made it up to sell the story to a gossip magazine.

I catch myself trying to “like” people’s comments on here all the time. I haven’t posted a comment on here in months, but I think I’ll start commenting again. It would be nice to be able to like people’s comments or reply directly to another comment. Make it happen, Patrick!

Oh, and Kail is a selfish bitch. I can’t even.
adumb's text message to bricks Said,
Yeah, you went there…referencing the darkest moment in television history…Dylan chooses dumbass Kelly over smoldering beautiful wonky-eyed Brenda…you went there.
Corey's Interpreter Said,
@adumb’s text message…now I want Leah to stand in front of both Corey and Jerrrmy and say “I choose me.” That has to happen.
Chelsea-uh's Two Brand New Cars-uh Said,
HAHA to the people mentioning that this is the only site where the identifiers goggles and non-goggles are not offensive. the recapper on tvgasm.com took to also calling them that, and what kind of comment do we have today but someone mentioning how offensive they find it. IBBB- this person also mentioned she will probably be called that for the rest of her life. and i think she should thank you for that. girl’s gonna be famous because of this blog, ya’ll!
Amber's Acne Said,
I hate to side with Gary, but yeah, Jenelle had no say in what he did that night.
Anonymous Said,
Jenelle is an android
Gary II's Pig Snout Said,
Chelsea – I just can’t.

Kailyn – Stop burning bridges. These peeps have been good to you. Quit being an ass and show some respect.

Leah – Goggles is going to make you, Not Goggles, and Germy her b*tches one day. There, I said it.

Janelle – You need help. Also, you should have piglets with Geeeary Jr. because the world demands it. You slept with Tori’s boyfriend too. Now you’re even.
Goggles Domination Said,
Never get why people hates on goggles, she’s smarter, funnier and cuter than her demonic sister who strangles cat (or was it a dog, I’m not sure what’s the origin of that creature)
chavugo Said,
На Ваш блог знакомый в аську ссылку кинул. Оказалось ,что не зря Понравилось. Тепрь постоянно читать буду
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
I vote for Goggles as the new Pope!!!
爱黑发官网 Said,
分析得很深刻.不错
Corey's Interpreter Said,
If Goggles is the new Pope, would we start calling her “Hat” or stick with Goggles?
CLJ Said,
I feel like the real reason Leah’s kids have those stupid names is because she’s too illiterate to make it to “B” in the baby name book.
Kimmie Gibler Said,
Remember when Dylan and Brenda broke up REM’s “Losing my Religion” was playing??

I’m not a fortune teller, but I think that Gary II is the next wannabe rapper. Did you see his sweet Young $ shirt and his pimped out ride and big a$$ watch?
Wish I got knocked up @ 16 Said,
I really wish this show was around when I was 16. I would have got myself knocked up so I could have a house, car, and whatever without even having a job. Thank god I dvr this show so I can fast forward through Kail & Jo.
#teamjanet
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Addalynn? YOu have got to be kidding me? What in the hell is wrong with this girl? Actually, nevermind… there are too many issues to go through iin regards to her.

Obviously, the only “parenting” these two girls have is when they are with their Dad. If you watched the Unseen Moments, Non-Googles started to try to pull that act when Leah and Corey went out to eat, and Corey looked at her and said “you know better than to act like that.” She looked over at her dipshit Mom whoas usual does nothing and Dad says “Aleeah, one…” and she sat down and started eating.

I feel so sorry for those kids, and I have to agree that Googles is going to be the smart one that gets the hell out of dodge after high school, hopefully gets a scholarship to a good University and just has a good life.

Viva La Googles!
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@the pacifier: I agree Corey is a much better parent, all Leah worries about is her nails, ugly hair, and which guy she is going to fuck over today. I have a sneaking suspicion when the twins are old enough, they will want to live with Corey full time. Of course by then, Leah will have twenty other kids, they won’t even be missed.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@the pacifier: I agree Corey is a much better parent, all Leah worries about is her nails, ugly hair, and which guy she is going to fuck over today. I have a sneaking suspicion when the twins are old enough, they will want to live with Corey full time. Of course by then, Leah will have twenty other kids, they won’t even be missed.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
Oops, sorry for the double post, y’all!!!! One for Goggles and one for non goggles.
Chin cysts Said,
In defense of Leah still wearing her wedding band from Corey, I believe she said that the girls’ names are engraved inside the band. Goggles and Not-Goggles: such beautiful names, biblical I believe.

I’m sorry at the reaction you got over at TMJ, Amber’s Pill Bottles. I don’t understand where the butt-hurt comes from because there’s a good bit of snark over there. We love Goggles and are by no means making light of the fact that she has glasses for medical purposes. But this is why we have this ye olde crap blog, to say what we want without worrying about people getting butt-hurt.
jeanbean Said,
This is the funniest recap on tm2. I have always loved Goggles and am rooting for her. This show makes Farrah look like a med. school grad. How does Jenelle still attract guys? Dont they watch the show?I loved how she quit school because she had to unpack. Does she ever multi-task? I see a Jodi Arias scenario in her future.
Amber's Footprint on Gary's Back Said,
Speaking of great reasons to quit school, didn’t Maci quit school right after moving in with Kyle and his shart because she had to get her stuff ready for her garage sale?
Kimmie Gibler Said,
LOL Kyles Shart. MEMORIES!!!!
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
Lol right, like packing and unpackin their trashbags of ed hardy (which is traag) and PINK (which jenelle and her friends are makin trashy)

Im seriously considering tossinall my VS shit out.
Dont they know that wearin something that says PINK on it everyday A, doesnt mean its cute, cuz her all white pink outfits make me want to vom, and b)

Somethin tells me jenelle uses to shop at citi trends before she got te mtv check. Even wit all that money, instead of maybe gettin some nice things from some upscale places, all she wants is 50 dollar pink shirts and sweats.

T r a s h
hollywood Said,
Kail’s request that Vee not be around when Jo has Isaac is just ludicris but even more ludicris is when she talked about Jo needing to get his own place so she wouldn’t have to deal with his parents. Eh? Does she really, really believe that she can dictate that for him? Her arguments are really weak and transparent. She’s using them to try to cover up her jealousy but just comes across as bitter and unrealistic. I like her, I think she’s a good mom and person in general but she’d get further and not look like such an a-hole if she’d just be honest.
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