Feb
19

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Welcome Back Mr. Disrespectful

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Let’s face it. There’s no way I could top the image above that MTV created so why even bother? The fact that they’ve inserted arrows to display how Kieffer texted Gary as a way to get to Janelle is pure brilliance. The only thing that was missing was a cartoon Barb passed out from “shock and horraaaaah” of Kieffah coming back. Here’s what and who went down last night on Ye Old Early Twenties Mother.

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Jenelle – It wouldn’t be an episode of Teen Mom if Jenelle wasn’t in the process of moving. This time she looks like she’s moving to a really nice house in a really nice neighborhood. If you silence yourself right now, that noise you hear is all those homes losing their property value each day Big J is nearby. Per usual, she’s also moving in with some random chick that we don’t know. I’m sure this will end fine and there is no chance she’ll get beat over the head with drum sticks. No way in heck. Also, no way in hell. We also get to meet Gary, Jenelle’s new boyfriend. We may have met him before or maybe I just know of him via the Interweb and places like TMZ and “The Twitter.” Either way I want to say that he’s a giant tin douche bucket, but then I notice he has a Red Sox hat on so, well, all is right with the world. Maybe he isn’t so bad after all. Of course, I know many of you will think he’s even worse for wearing a Sox hat but, either, it’s still a win for me. Also, times they must be-a-changin’ because Jenelle and Barb are getting along well since, you know, they no longer live together and can’t play cat and mouse all the live-long day. Maybe now Barb can finally work on the railroad instead.

Later it’s time for “Brunch with Barb.” I have to admit that would probably be the best kind of brunch to have. I’d love to see Barb throwing back Bloody Mary’s, jumping up on her chair, and lifting her nice JC Penney flowery dress right on up over her head, like a good girl would. This show has turned into one giant BINGO game for me. I put a chip on my card as soon as Jenelle started in with her whole, “I want Jace to start staying at my house and sleep over sometimes.” Of course, Barb does the whole, “Yeah Jenelle, you should spend more time with him.” I jumped up and spouted out, “BINGO, Barb!” I knew there was a reason I watched this show with a stack of Troll dolls next to me on the couch. After brunch it’s time to show Barb the new house. I actually felt bed. She seemed jealous (oh, Jenelle look at dat caaaahhpet)…especially of that kitchen. I know it must be impressive to see cabinets with all the doors still on them, but I’m sure those will get ripped off and used as weapons next time Big J goes off her meds. She’ll probably use them as a diving board to spring into her tall roommates facia bruta. I jest. It’s barely bruta.

Things are going swimmingly for Jenelle lately and I say that not because I think her life is going well, but it allows the mental image in my mind to appear where Barb is in a polka-dot two piece flailing all over the beach with her beloved lady mounds going in complete opposite directions. Perhaps a seagull lands on one of them and she instantly feeds it Pop Rocks and Coke and its head explodes? Perhaps not. The point is, is that it’s my fantasy so if I want it to include Barb, the beach, and a seagull it will. Now that I’ve made that clear, let’s never fight like this again. Anyrocks, just when Jenelle thinks it’s safe to text and drive, she gets a message from Gary. I have to admit at first I squealed with delight because I was thinking it was Gary via “Gary and Amber” from season 1 and maybe he was going to give her some updates on whose b*tch Amber has become in “gel” for a pack of Lucky Strikes. Sadly it wasn’t that Gary. I mean, moment of silence. Show a little respect. Apparently Keiffah is fresh outta da slammer and borrowed someones phone so he could text Gary to get in touch with Jenelle. Why didn’t he just Tweet her from jail when he was in recess? If you want to follow me on Twitter, click here. Gary is chatting it up with Jenelle letting her know that he and Special K have been exchanging text messages and he wants Jenelle to get in touch with him…or he’ll just call her tomorrow…when he gets home. I’m sure “home” is the grassy knoll and Jenelle is most likely already on her way. Actually is Special K even allowed in the state of North Carolina? Is North Carolina still even a state or did we trade it to South America for cardboard cutouts of Juan Veldez? Either way, I’m investing in a map. Now I know Andrew isn’t allowed in North Carolina because he’ll get arrested for not paying child support…and probably because Barb will shoot him with a cap gun upon entry. I like that we live in a world where a variety of Jenelle’s ex’s may or may not be allowed to visit the state in which she resides. Either way, Jenelle (enter sarcasm overtones) with the beautiful facial expressions of someone in love, reassures Gary II that he has nothing to worry about because she loves him and suggests they all change their phone numbers so Keiffah can’t ever contact them again. Ah, young love.

Leah - Now you guys know that I’m a giant jerk, right? Like, we’re all clear on that, yeah? Even I can’t dive into the whole miscarriage saga of this episode. Even though we knew it happened it still sucked having to see it kind of happen. No fun. There was one part, however, that confused me a bit. At one point Leah said the doctors said “they guess I lost it.” Um, come again? Guessed? They guessed it? Like, isn’t there ways to check that know that for certain? Are these the same people who get to be Geneticists? Basically if you get sick or something health-related happens to you in West Virginia just exit as quickly as possible and get medical treatment in a bordering state. Now, as I usually state, I’m not great with the map so I don’t know the bordering state of West Virginia. I will, of course, guess Virginia must be right near there. Or perhaps Maryland? If not, the panhandle of Florida? Eh, I’m out of guesses.

Since we’re not really covering the sad parts in this there’s not a heck of a lot else to recap. It was nice (?) to see Leah’s friend with the square hair come over for a visit and as soon as she was told about the miscarriage she then asked if she was going to try and get pregnant again right away. Whoa, take a breath there killer. Leah needs to just stick to handies for a while. Keep things out of the old gentlemen greeter until she knows what she wants from life. And I’ll just keep pretending that I didn’t see the outcome on the cover of US Weekly.

In the end, Leah and Jeremy decide to not have another baby any time soon and to not get married in the next ten minutes. They’ll wait the standard 20 minutes just to be sure. And was it just me or was the exchanging of the kids in the parking lot with Corey a little bit odd? I mean, it was odder than usual. They awkwardly talked about the miscarriage for 3 seconds and Corey was like, “Sorry.” And then he told Leah he broke up with his girlfriend, Summer. Hot name. Literally. And even though Leah is engaged she still wants to be with Corey, but Corey thinks that it may not be the best idea since he says that Jeremy is such a good guy. He just kept saying it. It’s like, dude, why don’t you just get engaged to him instead? Leah was left to ugly-cry in the car all alone. Why do I feel bad for her? I’m going to send myself to the geneticist to see if that sorta doctor can figure me out. Good luck to him.

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Kail - Similar to almost every Housewives fight that took place when cameras weren’t around, so enter Kail. Apparently there was some major throw-down between Kail and Jo over Vee being over at Jo’s house when he has Issac/Isaac. Kail is telling this “story” to Rubben Sutddard but I would have preferred to see this story painted like the opening credits of Family Ties and, well, I know you’d like the same. There is no doubt in my mind that Janet was in a bikini top with Skidz shorts and Timberland’s, holding a “round card” like the girl at a boxing match. Of course she would have been rapping to Mama Said Knock You Out in the background and yelling “You don’t know me, b*tch! in Kail’s face during said argument. Now that’s how you tell a story. I mean, don’t call it a comeback, I’ve been here for years. Anystache, since Kail loves the court system she’s gotten some kind of temporary restraining order against Jo, kinda like the way that rap music has a restraining order against Jo’s mouth. I jest. The video was great. It’s times like this, however, that a girl really needs her mom. In this instance, Suzi would suffice but she is nowhere to be found. I’m sure there’s a rusted out dumpster behind a Fashion Bug that someone forgot to look inside. She’ll be right next to Chelsea’s IUD. Evidently/allegedly/don’t sue me, Jo got violent with Kail over her freaking out that Vee was hanging at his house and apparently he hit her. I’d like to guess it was in the chin but, well, you know how that would end.

We also get to hear Jo’s side of the story. This time it takes place at a diner across the street from a Hampton Inn (yeah I looked that deep into the parking lot) so you know it’s the kind of place the exudes class and has various strands of strep on the cover of the menu. Delicious. Jo’s story is very much different than Kail’s. Go figure. He makes it sound like she flipped his hat off his head and then punched him in the face all whilst he was holding Issac and then Jo pushed her away to defend himself. I’m not entirely sure as I noticed the USA Today newspaper stand outside of the window and was pondering if the fine folks at USA Today were pissed that wasn’t blurred out. I then pondered who still read USA Today who wasn’t in a hotel. All I do know is that a little restraining order and potential domestic abuse charges are perfect for a budding rap career. Plus, you totally know that he got his killer left hook from Janet.

To no surprise, Javi is less than thrilled that someone is playing Ike and Tina with his girlfriend. Does this make Kail and Jo the new Ron and Sam from Jersey Shore? I hope so. Is that wrong? Is it also wrong that I always want the original couples to get back together? I liked it when Ronnie and Sam got back together and the same with Amber and Gary…and Leah and Corey…and, of course, Ryan and Maci. I guess I’m just a sucker for dysfunctional love. Kail has decided that she is going to move forward with whatever legal crap she can come up with to get back at Jo…when we all know she’s just projecting her issues with her mom onto him and any other relationship she’s in for that matter. Yeah, I’m wicked smaaaaht and junk.

In the end, Jo calls up Vee on the side of the road to let her know that some cop served him with a temporary restraining order against Kail. Vee is willing to stand by her man especially because Jo is going to need someone to lean on beside Janet. Good God I love that woman. No joke, why doesn’t she get her own spin-off show, magazine column, and/or blow up doll…but the nice kind. Like you could drive around with her in the speed lane of the highway legally. I’m seeing therapy starting tomorrow.

Chelsea - Pee’d out her Mirena. But don’t worry, Adam pulled out.

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Jenelle : Ke$ha concert :: Muslims : Mecca Said,
I really, really, really hated how smug Chelsea’s big fat orange face was when she was talking about hooking up with Adam. And how many people does she have to tell about it? It was brought up at least 5 times last night and from the looks of it, she still gets to tell her mom (and probably Randylicious) about riding Adumb’s tiny weiner. She seriously makes me want to roundhouse kick my tv.
Chin cysts Said,
Looks like Kail’s fightin’ evvrybody this season. Rubben better watch hisself. I like how he walked in and greeted her with a kiss on the cheek though. I thought he was just an extra? Does he get paid more for doing that?

There’s some great Barb bonus scenes at MTV’s site. She takes Jace to a reptile place and toward the end of the video she leans down and we get a glorious shot of The Blessed Barb’s Breasts.
Chelsea's exciting pregnancy scare Said,
Gross on Chelsea “side-grinning” when telling her friends that she may be knocked up by Adam again. It’s like, she couldn’t even get out the story without that little excitement peaking through.
butch goes to law school Said,
chelsea..chelsea chelsea..the role of the girl adam knocked up is already being played by taylor..as for leah,if i were jeremy,and thank jesus claus im not,id dump leah..maybe right into that leech infested pond she spent her bacholorette party at..kail should just meet vee.i mean, i want to know who my ex is bringing around my kid..i think shes mad she cant get jo in the shower again..
Lions, Tigers & Miscarriages Said,
Kail makes me sick. She is disgusting to look at. Her face is horrible, her hair is a mess and she always looks like she just got done working out with her saggy jogging pants on (obviously she doesn’t work out though). I’m pretty sure she’s jealous that Jo is knocking boots with Vee and not her anymore. Talk about double fucking standard here. She can play house with guys but Jo can’t even have a girlfriend? Girl is nucking futs!

Leah had a very nice herpe on her top lip in this episode! ICU SPREADING THE LOVE LEAH….
Catelyn's Chewed-off Fingernail Polish Said,
While I’m relieved to know that Adumb did the “pull-out”, I’m confused. How could he even get the Woody Wagon started what with Chelsea’s baby voice getting in the way? He must feel like a pedophile….Oh wait, I just answered my own question.
gary's accent Said,
judging by all the twitter badassery that gary puts on, i never would have imagined that southern accent. HAHA
Teen Mom Observer Said,
Kail is the most hypocritical girl ever. She really thinks she’s above everyone. She doesn’t seem to have a caring bone in her body. You know who wears the pants in her and Javi’s relationship. Chelsea is just plain dumb and her father is her enabler. Jenelle is just Jenelle.
¡no pongas eso en mis pantalones! Said,
i also wish the dysfunctional couples would get back together. its actually right at the top of my christmas list, so i hope jesus claus and/or santa christ pulls (out) through this year.
Bubby or Sissy Said,
My favorite was when Adumb and his skeezy friends were legit having dinner in a parking lot. And I love how they had clearly displayed pitchers of beer because MTV has given up hiding underage drinking. At least in Laguna Beach and the Hills they used the red cups.
Mondays are a Mother Said,
I can’t believe I actually used to defend Kail. I used to think she was the “mature, responsible” one! Her refusing to meet Vee just shows how truly immature she is. And then punching Jo in the face and taking out a protective order against him? Disgusting…and I am not talking about her hair or face. Take an effing shower already, do you not realize you are on camera?! Why is Javier with this train wreck? Seems like a nice guy. And why is Jeremy with Leah??? I don’t get it. I can’t imagine how much he must enjoy watching his wife cry over wanting to be with Corey week after week. Chelsea needs to close her legs, or st minimum, spare us the nasty details.
Who is Allison? Apparently they had to leave Oak Island to find someone new for Jenelle to live with. I am so embarrassed to admit this, but I just adore Gary and his cute little accent. I really need to get a life!
Skank Ho's Y'all Said,
Anyone else think that Jo’s brother “Junior” is really Janet in disguise??? Kail’s version of what happened, seemed shady…Jo’s version seemed spot on about Kail throwing a fit and hitting him first. Adumb musta had blue balls to wanna get w/ that whiny, baby talk slob…she is such a mess, and was loving going around telling everyone they had ‘the sex’, even though she told that girl to keep it on the DL, seriously, WTF???? I don’t get why Jeremy sticks around either…I wouldn’t want to be w/ someone who wants to really be w/ someone else…where do they find these people??? We all know how Janelle ends up, nuff said!
Corey's Interpreter Said,
Chelsea telling her friend, over slices of nasty and burnt pizza, how Adam pulled out to spew his essence all over her big orange thighs while her daughter sits 2 feet away…CLASSSSSY! Did they film this scene at the Russian Tea Room? So sophisticated. Pinkies out when you take a sip of Red Bull, ladies. And her friend was a fox and a half, but she had the stupid baby voice going on, too. Almost blew out my speakers when she entered the house. Everyone kept asking Chelsea why she’d let Adumb have sex with her…because she’s dumb. That’s the answer to everything she does.
Kail’s acceleration into Suzi 2.0 really went into overdrive during the hiatus between the 2 seasons. Some USDA Grade A quality crazy is coming.
Jerrrrmy must just sit on the couch with Leah on Monday nites staring at her in disbelief at how she openly pines for Corey on national television.
I look forward to Jenelle moving twice in the same episode. You know it’s coming. Eventually she’s going to start moving so often that she won’t even slow down, she’ll just run into and out of each apartment like she’s being chased by the cops…probably because they will be doing just that.
Mondays are a Mother Said,
LOL at Corey’s Interpreter saying “I look forward to Jenelle moving twice in the same episode”…so true! I wonder how many leases Jenelle has broken. Or if she has ever NOT broken a lease?! Was sad that Pirate Mike was not there to help with this particular move…
The Other Lindsay Said,
@Mondays are a Mother: I hate to admit it too but I’m right there with you in the “Gary is actually kind of cute” boat. The accent makes it even better.

Did I REALLY just say that?
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
Ok, so some of you know my family and I live close enough to Kail/Jo to have seen them around town a few times. We ate at that diner ONCE about five years ago when our power was out for two days in the whole freaking county and the power company said it might take up to a week to get it back on. Having little ones at the time, we took up residence at the lovely Hamilton Inn to wait it out. The first morning we hopped over to the dinner to get a delicious warm breakfast. It was SO filthy, we cancelled our order, told the kids not to touch their drinks and got the hell outta there. Haven’t been there since.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
***that would be DINER, not dinner….good Lord….
Look at my wood paneling ya'll Said,
Okay… I agree, Gary is cute. WOOF can’t believe I said that either. However, he had a MUCH cuter girl than Jenelle and threw it away. Then ran back to Jenelle, whom is ‘just his friend, living under the same roof.’ Riiiight.

I cannot even deal with Chelsea. She is just awful and EVERY episode shows how dumb she is. she would take adumb back even if he physically abused her. I just want to shake her stupid fro.

and you know Jenelle has had to of broken like 54613213 leases in 2.2 days.
I'm a rapper, not a fortune teller Said,
Did Chelsea-uh say that her IUD came out when she sneezed, or did I dream that?
TeenMoms Passed EPT test Said,
I too think Gary’s attractive n lovee the accent, but thats probably cause he’s a Marine (was..dammit Jenelle*) and a man in uniform is just dreamy!
Alas, Chelsea was more then happy to get some Aduuuumb juice near her. I bet she cried lastnight watchn the episode & knowing he knocked some other idiot up…
BarbsItchingPowderCrabs Said,
Am I the only one who thought it was totally creepy when Adumb was telling his friends about hooking to the up with Bricks? He’s like “She let me have Aubree for awhile…and I had a good time with Aubree that day and…went to go bring her back, you know, and…brought her inside and…things happened…” My ears did a double take at the pedo-ness of that statement.
Not Goggles Said,
I don’t know if Jenelle has enough belongings to actually constitute moving.. I just envision her throwing her belongings in a garbage bag.
BarbsItchingPowderCrabs Said,
Oh, and Leah asking Goggles if she will take care of her? I get that she wasn’t being serious, but come on. I’m sure if Goggles had the ability to talk she would’ve been like “I’m the one with the disability here and you want me to take care of you?” Maybe Leah should see a geneticist, because there is obviously something oh so wrong with her.
Let me Adopt Jace Said,
So, unrelated to this particular episode, did anyone hear about Leah saying on twitter that shes not a slut because she’s “only” slept with 7 guys?

Jeremy, Corey, and Robbie were long relationships. Where did the other four come from? Were you 8 when you started having sex???

I would be appalled if my daughter had been with 7 guys by 20.
CLJ Said,
Chelsea and her pretty friend’s conversation literally drove me mad. It was like listening to 2 mentally disabled, grown babies & it was AGONIZING.

Funny story for some context. After I had my daughter, I did a bit of research on Mirena. I saw risks regarding shifting of the IUD, tubule pregnancies, etc. I voiced these concerns to my OBGYN and he advised me that since this was my first child, there was 0 risk of it ever “falling out” as it often can with women who have “4 or 5 kids and their bottom halves look like wizards’ sleeves.” The IUD is placed right after you have your child, and your uterus literally tightens back around it.

How loose is Chelsea? Gross.
CLJ Said,
@Let me Adopt Jace, SPOT ON!!! The most hilarious part is that she probably cut that number in half to save face and was stating that in an attempt to look conservative. lolll who is with SEVEN people by 20?! Girl must be really damaged goods.
Mondays are a Mother Said,
@ Let me adopt Jace- I think with the exception if Jeremy, the other 6 must have happened before she was 16 and preggers with the twins. But Leah says she isn’t slutty, so I guess she’s not. Seems legit.

@BarbsItchingPowderCrabs- what really creeped me out was that Bricks and Adumb got in on after Adumb went there to drop Aubree off. Poor Aubree! I imagine her sitting in the room next door, eating ice cream, listening to mommy and daddy and enjoying the show. Lovely
Legend Said,
You would think if one was stupid enough to repeatedly hook up with their ex-baby daddy after he repeatedly called her a fat cunt, that she wouldn’t be dumb enough to broadcast it to all of The Americas on national television. You. Would. Think.
Jenelle : Ke$ha concert :: Muslims : Mecca Said,
I’m pretty sure an IUD doesn’t just fall out even if your bottom half looks “like a wizard’s sleeve.” I had one placed six weeks after I gave birth and haven’t had any problems in two years. The device is actually sutured in so it shouldn’t just fall out f it was placed correctly to begin with. However, I wouldn’t doubt Bricks gave it a few good tugs before Adumb’s tiny weiner got in there so she could have another of his homely offspring.
DON'T JUDGE-UH! YOU'RE JUDGINNNGGG-UH! Said,
WTF else are Chelsea’s friends supposed to say to her.

“Wow Chelsea, that’s so funny that your IUD fell out-uh and that you and Adam are having sex again-uh. You guys should get back together, OMG-uh!”
whatthefudge Said,
Why did the first thing we had to listen to Chelsea whine and moan about this episode be her and Adumb bumping uglies? And her IUD falling out (in the toilet?) Really? Gross. I can only imagine what she sounds like, adding UH to the end of every word as she’s climaxing. If that is possible. Poor Aubree.
T*ts on a Stick Said,
Why does Chelsea even feel the need to tell *anyone* that she peed her IUD out or let Adumb bang her??
Lions, Tigers & Miscarriages Said,
While I don’t believe that Chelsea’s IUD ended up in the toliet, I know that they can “fall out” or shift because mine did and I had to get it removed 7 weeks after it was put in Also, I do not have a wizard’s sleeve! Lmao.
Karina Said,
Kailyn annoys the hell out of me. She is so jealous that she’s willing to take Issac/Isaac from Jo?
Jordan and Javi were always with her son, she has nothing to say about Jo bringing is girlfriend around him!
Such a b*tch
Goggles Said,
Did no one notice the thought bubble over my head? It read: Bitch you must be tripping!!
Bricks Said,
Leah and 7 guys. Hmm if she is 20 and was with Jeremy 9 months min with this pregnancy plus the 9 months with Corey plus the 6 months they were married and you add in Robbie and the waiting to get knocked the f up months with Jeremy either she started at 13 or she is slutty. Either way I bet she is lying and the number is higher.
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
Im sorry “leah and 7 guys” sounds like a porn waiting to happen lol
Janet's Left Hook Said,
Did anyone else notice the total shift from daylight to darkness while Leah and Corey stood in the parking lot talking?? How long did you leave those poor girls in the car?!?!
IUDidn't Said,
How do you pee out an IUD? Does that really happen? I hope she saw that disgusting conversation with Adumb-uh’s friends where he said they’d never get back together. Paying attention, Chels?

Does Kailyn not realize that while Jo IS a douche, he does really care about his son and wants to spend time with him? She’s pretty damn lucky and I’m pissed that she’s trying to separate them bc she’s jealous of his girlfriend! Grow up!
IUDidn't Said,
Did anyone else catch Barb plying Jace with cold medicine to get him to go to sleep?
IUDidn't Said,
I wish Jermy could have seen that exchange before Leah got knocked up again/married! Seriously, you don’t have to be engaged at all times. You have to wonder what # marriage her mom is on.
IUDidn't Said,
@Bubby or Sissy- They talked about Adumb turning 21 on an episode. Bricks was inconsolable.
IUDidn't Said,
Chelsea can’t get started at “hair school” fast enough, judging by that rats nest blowing up in her face in the bedroom scene.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
I was annoyed-uhhh by the very first line of this crapisode: “my name is Chelsea, and I’ve been raising my daughter by myself since I was a teenager.” Honey, when daddy is paying ALL your bills, you are NOT ” raising her by yourself”!!! Does anyone know If it’s possible to take out a mirena by yourself??? I freaking wouldn’t put it past her. I would pay cold hard cash to be there when Randy finds out the happy news not only did she bang that loser, but did so without birth control. I seriously want to smack that smug bitch.
In total agreement with all who are pissed at Kail….pure jealousy, plain and simple.
Janelle? Could you get your fucking lazy ass OFF the couch and help baaaarrrbbbbra to the door and car with YOUR KID??? Christ almighty. Did anyone else notice that Jace looked terrified when barb carried him into the restaurant towards Janelle???
And Leah, good God….there are no words…She is a hot mess. I noticed again (sorry) that she was fully dressed while the twins had no clothes on. Maybe that was in the aftercare instructions from the miscarriage. I guess I should be grateful they weren’t in those Damn highchairs all day…..again.
DON'T JUDGE-UH! YOU'RE JUDGINNNGGG-UH! Said,
I thought the same thing when Chelsea said she’s raising her daughter by herself lol.

Randalicious pays the bills plus the mom seemingly babysits Aubree all the time. Chelsea gets to play single mom by making frozen pizzas and having slumber parties with Aubree in the cute-uh leopard print house-uh that Randy pays for.
Anonymous Said,
@tyler loves my-kuhl – While I’m sure you CAN remove an IUD by yourself, it is NOT advised. It has the potential of completely destroying your cervix, as it is literally implanted in your uterus. Depending on the length a doctor has cut the string on one, you can actually feel it. An OBGYN is the one to remove this and it causes great discomfort and cramping.

I’m also conflicted regarding Kail. I think she IS jealous, but I also attribute her lashing out to losing the closest thing to family she ever had.
The new "ends meat" Said,
Anonymous, I agree regarding Kail. She was super immature and petty in how she handled herself, but I don’t hate her!! Of all the bitches on the show, she’s consistently done well and improved the most with the LEAST family support of the catty bunch. I feel vicarious embarrassment for her when she acts up and fucks up. It doesn’t make me forget all the stuff she does that the other skanks don’t bother to do (holding down a job or TWO, staying in school, bonding with her son).

Considering how shitty Suzi is in general and how obvious it is that Kail was never parented, she’s doing incredibly. She loves her kid a way I don’t know whether I could after having such a terrible mother myself. I think it’s plain to most that she will handle life after the show best of all the skanks and I hope that she will put on her big girl panties and deal with the Vee crap already (in real time). I’m rooting for her. I’ve been petty and jealous before and I’m not proud of it.

Also, she apologized on twitter for her behavior before it was broadcasted. Obviously an attempt to save face, but at least she took responsibility for her actions and started seeing a therapist after this shit (and was diagnosed as bipolar, which FYI her mom is too). I don’t hate our Cowardly Lion!
IUDidn't Said,
@ends meat Well said.
Bubby or Sissy Said,
IUDidn’t…. Ahh you are so right. Pitchers of cheap beer for everyone!
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
I really like Kail, too. She is a good mom, works her butt off, and goes to school. Jo has a huuuuge home and a very extended family, and doesn’t seem to want for anything. MY parents never built me a recording studio in the basement….damn it!!!! I think if she can let go of “the family” dream/fantasy with Jo, she would be so much better off. And unlike Andrew and Adumb (God, I fucking HATE him!!!!) Jo really loves that little bugger.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
P.s.: anyone catch next week’s preview of Keiffer telling Janelle, “let’s just go and get REALLY HIGH!!!” Ass. Hole.
yawny Said,
Leah without 2.5 lbs of makeup. OH gawd! She looks just like her mom. On meth. The whole chelsea-uh storyline was soooo stupid. Adumb is the worst actor. Even corey can mumble his lines without laughing!
your left ovary Said,
So what happened to Andrew that he was this big-time model with “cars, a house, and whatever he wanted” and then he turned into a half-dead reject who lived with his mama and daddy? Come on, all the models are on the drugs nowadays so it couldn’t have been that.
Fried Hair Extensions Said,
Why is it that every time we see Leah with goggles and not goggles, they are never wearing clothing and every time they’re with their dad they are in cute outfits… Take some time away from f-ing your fiance and dress your kids!!! Also, I really think that every conversation needs to begin with “Well JAHNELLE!”
social working degree Said,
wait…Leah was bragging about *only* being with 7 guys?! and she’s 20?? LOL. if she thinks that number isn’t bad for her age then I’m sure the actual number is somewhere between 15-20. ugh. I feel for Jeremy. I can’t imagine his reaction when he watched the past few episodes.

Chelsea-uh is SO dumb. WHY did she have to tell everyone she knows that she slept with Adam and didn’t use protection? is there ANYONE in her life that likes him/thinks they should be together? the whole time Adam and his disgusting looking friends were talking about him pulling out I wanted to throw up. he is vile. what good qualities does she see in him that makes her want him so bad?

MTV sucks for missing the Kail/Jo fight. I believed Jo’s version 100%.
yawny Said,
@I’m a rapper not a fortune teller. BEST NAME EVER. I almost peed myself when I heard him drop that dope freestyle!

He may not be a fortune teller but I bet janet has a wizards sleeve! (LOL whoever said that joes brother is janet dressed in drag HAHAHAHA)
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
One more thing that bugs the ever-living-shit outta me is if freaking Leah put forth HALF the effort she puts into getting laid/pregnant/screwing multiple guys around into finding out what is wrong with goggles, that poor kid might have a fighting chance in life. All you have to do is look at child to see she has multiple issues. I’m not claiming to be super mom or anything, but if one of my kids Had that many medical issues, I sure as hell wouldn’t be walking around with fancy manicures and expensive hair extensions or going for spa days with my friends. She is the definition of selfish. Has that kid gone on one doctor appointment this entire season??? I know there are some scenes for next week, but come on!
Conspiracy Man Said,
social working degree-

“Well JAHNELLE!” (I am just starting this comment out with that for Fried Hair Extensions’ sake), I think that MTV was present during both of Kail’s attacks, but they just did not choose to show it (to keep their golden girl out of jail). If you read about her version of the event, she claims that the house was full of people, so of course she got tense and had to assault other people. Plus, she has bipolar disoorder, so it is not like she is responsible for anything she does. The only people she ever has at her house is the camera crews from MTV. I am guessing that they have lots and lots of footage of her attack on Jo and her attack on Javi.

I do not get Javi. He must be a fame whore, since there is no other reason for him to be with Kailyn.

How stupid must kailyn be to attack two people on camera? She knows what happened to Amber, so even if she is a closet man beater, why would she do it when the cameras on all focused on her. I am guessing that she has a bad case of teh I’m-specials.
Conspiracy Man Said,
Sorry for not properly punctuating my rhetorical questions and the typos.
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
Maybe im lost but how else would we have even seen the clips of her hiting them if mtv wasnt there?…
Jenny Said,
Did anyone hear Leah tell Corey that she miscarriaged? Maybe I heard wrong.
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
Like what was she apologizing for on twitter
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
And after seeing how she really doesnt respect herself, i no longer blam adumb for fuckin her over. I bet shes the joke of the town, esp since his new wifey is not orange, does not have nasty hair, is a model or somethin, and she probably speaks like most 20 yr olds do, not like shes mentally impaired.

You totally know adumbs dick is like a stack of dimes (like toby told jt on degrassi)

Jenelle is a sad old dumpster and theres nothin left to say about that
But pooooor jace
Hes gonna pick up his first cig in 5th grade, maybe even 4th.

Leah lol. What a joke.
Sophia's Sucky Said,
I just found out that Leah named her new daughter Addalynn. Not a bad name, but obviously misspelled (not surprising).

I don’t understand why Jeremy went through with marrying her, unless he honestly didn’t know (before seeing these last few episodes) that she is so in love with Corey. The miscarriage was still sad though, regardless.
KicksForBricks Said,
Addalynn? So pronounced AdaLYNN or AdaLINE? Please tell me the former because I have a five month old named Adeline, spelled and pronounced CORRECTLY and if my kid shares a name with hers I will most likely surpass the speed of light getting to the Social Security office for a name change! Cripes these names are total jackassery!
Chiny-chin-chin Said,
@Thisshitisgettingsad – OMG! I thought I was the only loser who watched degrassi. lol. Do you still watch it now? My fiance made fun of me the other day and told me that show is only for high schoolers.
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
@chinychin not anymore! I stopped watching the season after jt died until then the-n was all i watched lol! When i found out drake was jimmy it mindfucked me!
JustAnotherTeenMom Said,
you can really see the editing flaws come out now. When Jermy proposed to Leah she had that weird extremely furry eyebrows look. Then they mysteriously went away but came back when she found out she was pregnant. They went away again until this episode during the miscarriage… Here is what I think happened: She found out she was pregnant, Jermy proposed to save face and then she miscarried. After the miscarriage she realized she still love Corey but the MTV editing is so flawed by now that you cant decipher anything anymore… Anyways just my thoughts.
Female Said,
You women are Awful! What sort of lonely life do you have to shame another women because she CHOOSES to have consentual sex with another. I truely hope you feel SO much better about yourselves about putting down someone else.
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
Female – yes, thank you, I do. Feeling better about myself and the choices I’ve made by comparing myself to these train wrecks who consistently make the same irresponsible decisions over and over again is the only reason I watch this show.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@Chelsea’s head: Completely agree with you, couldn’t have said it better than you did. And to female….we are not putting down WOMEN, they are TEEN AGERS, who on their best days, act like little girls. Bragging about multiple sexual partners, having kids by the age of 16 who they usually don’t care of, purposely removing birth control or choosing to not use any, and being married, divorced, and engaged AGAIN by the age of 19 are not the actions of a woman. And for the record, that’s what this website is about….don’t like the comments??? Don’t read them! Simple.
your left ovary Said,
Being a two-bit whore IS a SHAMEFUL thing. The problem with society, Female, is that people like you see no problem with the slutful and idiotic nature of these girls. “Oh you’re just being you. That’s okay.”
jordan got his balls back Said,
i would be willing to bet Janelle picked up Keiffer from jail.he probably got Garys number from her phone…i use to like Kail but she is using her child as a weapon against his dad when she doesnt get her way and that makes me sick.if she continues that behavior it the child will be the one suffering.and when he gets older he will recent her for it and he will want to go live with his dad.she needs to put some brakes on that.judging from her and Chelseas behavior,i think they both probably got pregnant on purpose.
ThisShitIsGettingSadNow Said,
@jordangothisballsback dik about kailyn but chelsea is the textbook definition of someone who pokes holes in condoms
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
Adumb slurping down chicken wings and licking his fingers while talking about “pulling out” was vomit inducing. I totally agree with the poster who referred to him as VILE…pretty much it in a nutshell.
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
I can’t say I really like Jo(e) – hell, I don’t really like anyone on this show – but, in my opinion, he’s the best dad out of any of guys featured in Teen Mom one and two. I know he gets a lot of help from his parents and doesn’t need to worry about half of the stuff Kailyn does, but I can’t think of many other teenage dads who are happy to take their kid all weekend, every weekend. His brother always seems happy to baby-sit and Isaac will get a lot of family support from Jo(e)’s side of the family as he grows up, which is something that Kailyn missed out on. You’d think she’d be happy for her son that he has such a loving dad and grateful to Jo(e); instead of acting so snarky all the time.
The Old Bank Kail Lived In Said,
Don’t fear, KicksforBricks, there’s no way Leah will be able to pronounce her new baby’s name “correctly.” We knew she’d come up with some ridiculous name with too many letters and starting with “A.” She hasn’t matured when it comes to NAMING a baby either. Now she’ll have three half naked kids running around her trailer. Nice. She can spend that “baby name revealed” money she got from US Magazine on her next divorce.

Joe’s family treated Kail very well when she lived there. But she willingly threw it all away. I can’t feel sorry for her. Glad she’s done as well as she has, but in the pack she’s running with, it doesn’t take a lot to be the front runner.
The Old Bank Kail Lived In Said,
“Well JAHNELLE!”
grassyknoll Said,
Well JAHNELLE…Female-it is consensual not consentual, truly not truely, and no need to capitalize awful either. It looks like Female went to the Leah Skool of Grammer Y’all. Or maybe Female is actually Leah trying to defend herself for being so loose. Things that make you go hmmmm!
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@grassyknoll: Bwahahaha!!! :°)
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
This has nothing to do with anything, but I literally cannot read “well, Jah-nelle” without hearing “I see you with Keef-ah!” in my head every single time. It’s quite the treat!
Amber's Footprint on Gary's Back Said,
Late-Breaking Story! This embedded reporter seems to have unearthed Leah’s baby’s name. I’ll give you one guess what the first letter is — that’s an easy one because that’s as far as she got learning her alphabet. Apparently the kid’s name is Addalynn. I think they should have called her Addaquarter because as soon as you spend a coin on Leah her legs fly open.

Sorry if this is old news or has been talked about already. As soon as I heard I rushed right over here to tell like a big nerd.
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
Amber’s Footprint – LOL at your idea of Addaquarter – I love it!!! According to several women who live in that geographical part of the US, Adalyn (and the 91 variations of spelling) is the most common female baby name among the young white trailer trash moms. #TheMoreYouKnow

Personally I had hoped she would be named “Aljizzeerah” – so Jerrmy could have a fond memory from the night of conception every time he had to yell the name around the holler “Aljizzeeeee….time for you to get into your “stage clothes” for rehearsal while I polish the brass pole in the garage!”
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
Can someone please let Leah know that there is no law against her kids having names that don’t all begin with the same letter? Christ on a stick. Amber’s Footprint; I think your alphabet theory is correct!
The new "ends meat" Said,
I prefer “Addaletter” because it really holds onto the double consonant theme.
BarbsItchingPowderCrabs Said,
@Female, excuse me, but what blog are YOU reading?
BarbsItchingPowderCrabs Said,
@kicksforbricks, I’m sure Leah will be pronouncing it “Adaleeeyuuuuun”
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