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15

Teen Mom 2: Prank Calling Suzi Cokeflake

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Anytrash Said,
Really? No talk of Bricks finally passing the GED Math practice test?? Or her dog being eaten alive on her front lawn???? And how all this is making her want to move? Come on!
Chin cysts Said,
Seriously was this episode called “Movin’ On Up”? Jenelle moved for the thousandth time, Leah looked at a place, and Chelsea decides she wants to move. And Kail mentioned something about her lease almost being up on the grease box, although I don’t think it was this episode.

And holy crap, why did the dog have to die?! I’m not used to such a tragedy from this show!
Brenda Walsh Said,
I was even more upset than usual by Chelsea’s scenes. She should not be allowed to have pets! She obviously knew a mean dog lived next door but still let her dogs run around without leashes, totally unconcerned and giggling hysterically like dogs running wild in the street is just so adorable and silly. Then, when her dog is being ATTACKED, instead of doing something proactive to help rescue her dog, she runs inside her house and calls her dad for help who lives about 60 miles away. She is a truly disgusting and stupid person.

For the first time ever I was actually on Kail’s side last night! I totally agree that Suzi should NOT be allowed to see Isaac. She is clearly unstable, not to mention her comment to Kail that she can see Isaac whenever she wants “remember that” was vaguely threatening and ominous.
butch goes to law school Said,
that poor dog!!chelsea should not be responsible for another living creature.she knew there was a mean husky next door and still let her dogs out without a leash..
butch goes to law school Said,
i was thinking suzi might try taking issac.jenele should have a moving company on payroll.and i agree about jenelle and amber’going foster’because amber said when WE get jace back..
Jenelle : Ke$ha concert :: Muslims : Mecca Said,
Not that I ever doubted Chelsea was a piece of shit, but last night’s episode only further emphasized it. Geez. Put your dog on a frickin’ leash and quit blaming everyone else for what happened, you turd!
Kirsten Said,
Just saying..as an owner of a pit bull AND a little chihuahua, there is no dog too big or too “scary” to keep me from kicking it in the face if it attacked my little dog. Would she have ran inside to call daddy if that dog was chewing on her daughter on the lawn?? Probably.
Laurie Said,
Did anyone else notice that when Kail’s friend opened the front door, there was a gas station legit RIGHT there?? It was awesome.
CPS workers unite! Said,
These tramps are so stupid. Who lets a tiny dog run around outside with no leash, in an area with a known aggressive HUSKY? Really bricks? Really??

Jenelle is so stupid. She’s too stupid to realize that she’s not going to get Jace back after moving in with her les lover. Also, if you noticed in next weeks sneak peak, Queefer is back and her les is pissed! *squeals in excitement*

Leah is a crackhead. She is a legit redneck and should just marry her dad. I feel bad for those babies!

And Kail … I agree with the mom issue, but holy shit is this chick dumber than bricks. Her scenes make me want to punch a baby.
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
You know, I work with dog rescue and when she let those pups out with NO leash? I saw red! I think had it not been for the camera’s I guess she would just let Aubree wander around into the middle of the street too.

I aslo agree, as much as Kail annoys mek? Suzi has NO right or reason to go see Isaac the way that she did. That was just wrong. But, honestlly? She put Jo in an akward situation, although I guess he could have just told her “no” or not answered the door.

Leah? This chick is beyond a hot mess. Patrick, you are right – Jeremy see’s her for a meal ticket. And is it just me, or does it seem that at least when the kids are with Corey, they are interacted with, clean and dressed?

Jenelle and Barb, don’t know where to start. Poor Jace is the poster kid for adoption. I just want to hug that poor little boy. And teach him his name. Every time they show him, he is just kind of wandering around with a sad and blank look on his face. Sadly, this is what his life is going to be mapped out to be unless someone steps in, and I don’t see that happening any time soon.

As hilarious as these recaps are, it saddens me that there are real children out there that because of their Mother’s self centeredness have no chance in this life at all.
Let's Face it-Tyler and Gary are both 50 Shades of Gay Said,
Since I have some trashtasticness in my own family, I am 100% on Kailyn’s side that Suzi shouldn’t see Issac. Grandparents don’t have any rights. Crazy ones can be kept away by the parents, thank God. She could get an order to keep her away if she wanted. Poor Kailyn. I think she’s doing really well considering her horrible parents. This “move to Texas” thing is ridiculous though. Janet still has fly girl $ banked away I bet and will get a lawyer to keep her ass in PA. You can’t just take a kid you share custody of out of state. Nice try MTV.

I thought Ruben won AI? Wasn’t that the year that Clay Aiken came in second? Come to think of it, Tyler and Clay would be so cute together!

Is Jenelle really on heroin? That’s what I heard. I knew she and Keffah were doing a little more than just smoking weed. My $ was on meth though. Is it too late for Ja$e to be adopted by a decent family? Barb is stressed, smokes and drinks, super high risk for a heart attack soon. Poor kid would be better off in foster care than with his mom.

Aubreeeeeee is going to be a clone of whiny, underachieving, attentionseekingfromthewrongguys Chelsea.
BricksMaDicks Said,
Did anyone notice when Jenelle and thegirlwithterribleroots were looking at the house, poor Jace was just trailing behind? No one was paying any attention to him! It made me sooo sad. Also, my boyfriend who rarely ever watches the show, said “Holy shit when did Chelsea blow up!?” She looked HUGE last night…like bigger than normal. Also, I would have gotten something…even a water hose/bucket and dumped it on the dog that was attacking my pet. No way in hell would I have just went inside and cried and called daddy. But, of course, I wouldn’t have let my dog run around WITHOUT A LEASH. God, bricks, you get dumber and dumber each week.
Corey's Interpreter Said,
Jenelle said that the courts would look favorably upon Jace potentially being in a house with “2 responsible adults” I believe were the exact words. Let’s examine that. 1 of the adults is you, Jenelle, which makes your statement wrong from the get-go. The 2nd “responsible adult” is a chick who signed off on the idea of allowing you in the same house as her 6 month old. Yeah, that’s solid decision making there. And I know it’s been mentioned by pretty much everyone, but seriously, hasn’t she had to move about every 3rd episode of this show? She’s like a gypsy only without the good reputation.

Jeremy just sits there while Leah explains to him that the only reason she’s not going back to Corey is that he didn’t seem serious enough. That must be a great feeling. Leah must taste like Honey Nut Cheerios (emphasis on the nut) like Carmelo Anthony’s wife allegedly does.
The 37864220 car owned by Leah Said,
Did anyone else not notice when Chelsea was “running” around the house she almost dropped Aubrey like 6 times?

I LOVE the way the guy showing Leah the house was totally coming onto her!

Kailyn Suzi stealing your kid is probably the best thing that would ever happen to you.

Jennelle I just can’t
Corey's Interpreter Said,
I find Kail to be really annoying, but she’s clearly had ZERO parenting at any point in her life, so you have to have some sympathy for her. My theory is that she was raised by a family of beaver. They don’t have chins either and would accept her as one of them. Being from Pennsylvania, Kail should hire that midget from “Amish Mafia” to bust up her windshield with an ax and send her a message.

Chelsea should be ashamed of her self (for a plethora of reasons), but especially letting that little dog run around her unfenced backyard with no leash with a known aggressive dog in the area. It’s obvious from her conversation with Dad she knew the dog was a danger. Sheer laziness got that dog killed. She didn’t want to have to bother putting them on a leash or go outside to let them do their business, just stand with the backdoor open and make baby talk noises. That’s also how she gets Adumb to come over, if you know what I mean. Her leopard print obsession’s also gotten way out of hand. When they were making that leopard cat painting on her tablet there was a shot of her living room and there were about 10 leopard print items in view. If I ever date a chick who has that much animal print, I’m gone.
Farrah's new chin Said,
Can we just PLEASE start a petition kick Kail off the show?!?! I legit slammed my head on the wall everytime she comes on.
Janelle's Ugly Toes Said,
Chelsea is a total piece of shit and this week proved that…but couldn’t a cameraman or someone have tried to help? Maybe they did while she was calling Daddy…what a loser she is….and she has blown up like a balloon…jesus christ take a water pill.

Janelle and Keiffer were heroin buddies…they have both copped to it…well actually he admitted it when she accused him of getting her hooked on the stuff…she was obviously dope sick the day they were supposed to take Jace out. I understand why Barb doesn’t disagree with Janelle when she is telling her plans to move etc…she doesn’t want to deal with the insane anger that Janelle shows when anyone at all disagrees with anything she says….classic borderline personality disorder with a side of drug addiction. I have a hard time with her after all the help she has been offered.
Next month she moves in with Kesha!

How many times a night does Kailyn kick herself in the ass for moving out of Joe’s house so she could be with Jordan? Her mother is insane…Joe should know that and never let her be alone with the baby. All of a sudden she has a grandson…I guess when he was a fetus that didn’t count.

Great recap as always!
Corey's Pixie Dip Said,
Jenelle needs her own place. My sister is 50 years old, she couldn’t live with our mom, 1st husband, 2nd husband, numerous boyfriends and her son left for college and never looked back. She always does better on her own.

Why didn’t Chelsea have doggie mace when she has a mean dog near her and her baby?

I laughed at the dog preview last week, but it wasn’t funny, what a terrible way to die.

Twins were cute rolling around. My twins are almost 18 I miss them being babies.

Felt sorry for Kail, Suzi is a total bitch. Would still love to hear Suzis side of the story of Kails teenage behavior. No way in hell Suzi is shopping for a house in Jo the rappers parents neigborhood. Wast she homeless a few years ago and an apartment last year?

What is Amber mad about with Jenelle that she moves out?
Janelle's Ugly Toes Said,
Does anyone know what happened to the girl that Janelle went to see Kesha with? The one that posted her bond? I thought they were going to live together. Did I miss that fight? Will the girl ever get her bail money back?
Heather Said,
This just got me through my lunch hour alive. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE start doing Vanderpump Rules!!!!
Tyler loves My- kuhl Said,
I hope Bricks keeps a closer eye on Aubree- uh than she did her dog. What an idiot. I would love to know what Randalicious was saying to her on the phone that she kept repeating “I CAN’T!!!”. And how the hell on God’s green earth can not one freaking doctor find out what the problem with Goggles is!?! When Corey was chasing them around, non- goggles was running and poor goggles was just scooting on her butt!!! Am I crazy, or did anyone else hear Leahs mom call “Gracie, come here!” when Leah was talking to the guy about the new house? The only ones there were Leah, her mom, and the girls….who the hell is Gracie????
Jenelle's "addiction" Said,
They call the baby with glasses Grace/Gracie sometimes because it is her middle name. I guess the similar sounding names gets confusing for the kids.
Crik Said,
Did MTV ever go into Kail’s backstory with her mom? I totally support Kail’s decision to keep her mom away from Isaac. I just think that she didn’t have time to articulate her POV when she went to Jo’s house because she wasn’t anticipating it. However, after she had time to absorb everything, she could have explained to Jo better that Suzie’s presence is disruptive and her feelings of entitlement are misguided. I see what Jo means about family being important, but you don’t go behind your estranged daughter’s back and play pat-a-cakes with her son when his mom is out of the state. It’s sneaky and duplicitous.

Here is just reason #432 why Chelsea is a piece of shit: Randy says, “dogs get off leashes sometimes.” She is completely spoiled, coddled and Randy makes excuses for her every shitty decision. Allow this chick to experience just one consequence, Randy. Let her be a high school dropout. Let her pay her own bills for six months. Let her live with a loser boyfriend who won’t pay bills. Suddenly you’ll see where all your fantastic parenting got your kid. With your support she’s a teen mom with a dead dog, no father-figure for her baby, no education, no future. Great job, Randy.

Finally, I’m pretty certain (as certain as you can be when you get your Teen Mom news from tabloids) that Janelle didn’t start the heroin until after her probation ended. She was being drug tested during filming. And you don’t get dope sick after doing heroin four times. You can get moody, pissed off, depressed, but not dope sick.
Jenelle's "addiction" Said,
Why can’t anyone tell Kail that trying to move out of state with Issac who has a father who shares custody, pays child support, and is very much active in his life is a no no? Hell, didn’t she see the first teen mom when Ryan was getting a Lawyer to stop Maci from moving with the kid within the same state, she was just able to do it fast enough before it could be stopped.

Even if the dog was mean, Chelsea should of put the toddler in the house and ran out with a broom stick, to chase off the dog and at least get it to stop eating her dog.
T*ts on a Stick Said,
Aww, poor Frankie

What the hell was Leah talking to Germy on? Wtf kind of phone was that? I swear I thought she was talking to a TV remote!
The Other Lindsay Said,
What the flaming fuck was up with the dog getting eaten by the husky like that?? I was like wow.. they really didn’t have anything else to film about Chelsea.. that was really terrible.
The Other Lindsay Said,
Oh, and Goggles scooting around on the floor was adorable.
Amby's Hand Piercing Said,
Yea- what the F did they need to go and show Chelsea’s drama about the dog getting eaten alive? that was awful. they really must be running out of material for her. i mean how many “i am going to take my GED practice test….oh, i failed” scenes can you film….?! ugh.

why do i not live in WV? $700 bucks per month for a house? i mean, a crappy trailer-ish looking thing in the middle of no where away from all civilization, but still…what a deal!
Joe's Rap Career Said,
So many joes rap career references!! I love it. Oh, and R.I.P. Frankie
social working degree Said,
that poor dog. I know she kept saying she couldn’t do anything, but I think if it were me I would do ANYTHING to help my pet in that situation. punch the dog or do SOMETHING to stop it from eating your dog. maybe she couldn’t do anything because she was also holding Aubree and was afraid the dog would hurt her? that whole scene was just terrible.

I side with Kail 100% regarding her mom. you don’t just ignore your grandson for a year and then go visit him at his dads house while your daughter is in a different state. Kail doesn’t want him to be set up for disappointment and I can totally understand that. I feel bad for her because of her family situation. seems truly f’d up.
Amby's Hand Piercing Said,
Oh, and Jenelle’s friend Amber’s son is named Brantley or something like that? WTF….ugh…another annoying, stupid and pointless name!
Twinkie Truck Driver Said,
Love how Jenelle has to quit her classes because she has to unpack. Clearly that makes sense.

I feel bad that Kail really is putting all of her eggs in the “I have family in TX” basket. I’m pretty sure they dealt with you inviting yourself for the weekend because you got them on MTV. So now you want to uproot your kid from the legit family HE has … Parent of the year right there.

Leah… You can take the girl out of the trailer but she’s still trash …
Ski Chalet's Landlady Said,
I looked into the back story on Bricks’ dog getting eaten by the Husky next door, because I found the whole situation very bizarre. I didn’t know if it was poor editing or not. What I learned was infuriating, though. Apparently, Frankie was already attacked by the Husky once prior to this, which required emergency vet attention due to his eye being messed up. Which makes Bricks letting her dogs out on no leash, with no close supervision, EVEN WORSE, because she KNEW there’s a dangerous dog in the neighborhood, with aggression for Frankie already, and no fences to keep them separate. I think it’s awful that he was attacked again, but it was going to happen eventually. Ridiculous. I don’t know how Randy even puts up with her anymore.

On a funnier note, I loved Randy’s advice to her about running out of time on the math GED: “Just go faster.” He must be sick of listening to her excuses!
Dr Bricks Said,
Why do my posts never show up ??
max, the husky killa Said,
why does chelea’s hair go from long white to short blonde grease, then back long white in each scene?
POUND IT AUBREE!
Bad David Said,
When Chelsea was chasing the dogs around, she was barefoot and then all of a sudden she walked to the back of the house wearing black boots.
Kimmie Gibler Said,
Kail talking about Joe’s rap career with a straight face is the highlight of my YEAR!
Dee Said,
I live in North Dakota and we have laws against letting dogs out without a leash or fence. And animal abuse and neglect is a felony. I wish SD was the same and bricks got jail time or at least a fine. MTV sucks.
Strung out on leopard print Said,
This is not to taken in a mean way, but what was wrong with Goggle’s eyes when they were at the restaurant? They were just kind of all over the place. I felt so bad for her. I hope it’s not some kind of lifelong condition. She already has enough shit to deal with with that trailer trash asshat as a mom.
Chin cysts Said,
@Tyler and Jenelle’s “addiction”: Aleeah (not goggles) is called Gracie by family. Like JA said, it’s because its her middle name (Aleeah Grace). Aliannah (goggles) is “Ali” or “Ali girl”.

I still don’t think they have an official diagnosis for Goggles. Leah tweeted a few weeks ago about a doctor’s appointment and that they were finally closer to getting the answers they wanted (I’m heavily paraphrasing). I can’t imagine how frustrating that would be for all involved.
Sally Said,
“Trying to hide the black ring under the table.”
Hilarious Pretty Pretty Princess reference. Thanks for making my day
Sophia's Waxed Unibrow Said,
I love when every scene with Barb starts with “Oh hai Jenelle” and how Mike is only shown when it’s time to help Jenelle move.

I wanna adopt Jace so bad
Adumb Said,
More importantly – Goggles got new goggles!
Tyler loves My- kuhl Said,
Thanks to all who cleared up the “Gracie” mystery for me….Just one more reason why she will hate her sister…Goggles gets all the attention and gets called by her real name. Her new goggles are adorable !
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still drinking out of a baby bottle at age 3 Said,
Leah- please quit swapping boyfriends, because you are too pathetic to be alone. Maybe if you kept your legs closed, you would not be pregnant with #3.

Chelsea- quit whining and grow the F up already. For gods sake please do something with that rats nest you call hair..it is just as awful as your penciled on fake eyebrows

Janelle- overdose already and put yourself out of your misery. This is the only chance your son will have at a somewhat normal life.

Kail- quit being a selfish B that manipulates Joe by using your child as a pawn. Here is a news flash, he has rights also and you cannot just up and move, because you have no friends. Way to parent,,pull your child away from his dad. Why don’t you just give Joe custody so you can go to texas and try to get your fat ass up on a mechanical bull again.
Skank Ho's Y'all Said,
Is it just me or is Chelsea’s mother just as obcessed w/ Adumb-uh as she is??? Anytime they are ‘casually talking’ the first thing out of the mother’s mouth is…so, have you talked to Adam, and she has like this smirky grin on her face. It’s like she wants them to be together, or maybe she just wants him for herself…
Ok I actually am a good mom Said,
Kail so typical raised by wolves trash thinking that people asking you for permission makes you an adult!
max, the husky killa Said,
JENELLE IS PREGNANT AGAIN. babs, take the wheel
Anonymous Said,
did anyone see that Jenelle is pregnant again? her husband gave an interview to star that they are excited even though neither one of them has custody of their current kids. Sounds like that will go well
Amby's Hand Piercing Said,
Lord help us. Jenelle should’ve been fixed a long time ago! She shouldnt be alowed to reproduce!
Laurie Said,
Barb is going to FREAK.
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
Chelsea and her dogs – I’m involved in animal rescue too and I was out of my mind angry when I saw that and heard her obviously distressed call to Daddy.

When Daddy comes over later and she says that the cop “kinda made me feel bad” when he told her that if Frankie was on a leash the dog would still be here…DUH! You should feel bad! I’m sure there is a leash law in her area, and there is a reason for that law – to save animals from situations like this.

And then Randy making excuses as always “Every dog gets off its leash sometime” – maybe, but not usually. And if God forbid something like this happened to me but my dog had been on a leash (and escaped my iron grasp), I’d at least know that I did my damnedest to make sure my animal was safe. Hairspray for brains clearly knew the neighbor’s dog was a problem, as I understand Frankie had been attacked before by this husky and required vet attention. Her cute little giggling and chasing after the dog in the street while holding her daughter was infuriating…

And Jenelle’s belief that she and Amber = 2 responsible adults? This girl is beyond hope!
Trailer y'all! Said,
Ruben Studdard actually won his season of American idol… Not the runner up.
butch goes to law school Said,
what makes me mad is jenelle said she wouldnt hurt jace by getting pregnant again until she had him back..
Kail's Bull Said,
Was just coming here to break the sad news to you guys! Seriously..I am pissed. I know it’s not right to be so mad about someone you don’t even know, but come on! Really?? 2 people who don’t even take care of their first kids having another one?? They’ve already broken up in the few weeks they’ve been married! Pisses me off! Congrats Barb on becoming a mother again soon!
StupidNurse Said,
Why are all of them orange?
Jenelle's Unborn Child Said,
Please tell me you will have a seperate entry announcing that Jenelle is pregnant again?!
Bitch-Ass No-Contact Order Said,
The other dog, Darla, is probably still in the jeep.
RIP, sweet Frankie Said,
I am so upset after watching this episode. Poor Frankie! Bricks should never be allowed to have dogs. Ever.
I am equally disgusted by Suzi. This dumb c u next Tuesday blocked her own daughter from ever calling her but thinks she is entitled to see Isaac whenever the hell she pleases? Why can’t the husky eat HER to death? What mom hangs up on your daughter twice and then calls back with what seemed to be threat? She disgusts me, and so does Jo. He doesn’t realize how awful Suzi is and that she should not be allowed near Isaac. I give Kail a lot of props. She’s young, she has no parental figures in her life, she goes to college and she can hold down a job. Look how awful Bricks has turned out and that’s with 2 parents!
Leah- I’m not sure what Jeremy sees in her, but I have read several times he makes a 6 figure salary, so Leah is definitely not his meal ticket.
Jenelle- preggers again? Please God, let it be a girl and and call her Ke$ha. Then Babs can raise Ja€e and Ke$ha(dammit, no cent sign on my iPad).
RIP, Frankie
RIP, sweet Frankie Said,
PS- yes, please recap Vanderpump Rules!
Bricks Lives on a Colts Sack Said,
Sorry you all, but I found this comment from one of Bricks’ friends, “Brittany,” on a story about the Frankie mauling. I just had to copy & past it here verbatim:

” First of all Teresa….she was living in a town home on a colts sack where none of the neighbors put or had to put their dogs on a leash, an there wasn’t a lot of traffic other than the residents that lives in that specific Volta sack. An second, MTV by contract can’t get involved in ANYTHING unless someone was trying to kill themselves or someone else, I agree its [f'd] up, but sadly I guess dogs don’t meet the requirements for the MTV crew to intervene. But Im not saying I would let my dog loose, but I’m saying that’s why she did….”
Karen Said,
Is it possible for Jenelle to relinquish her parental rights in utero? Pirate Mike better get the truck ready to move in a crib. Poor Barb. Yaw all high.
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
Wow…I just got the chance to read this recap and can’t believe that Jenelle is pregnant again. Jesus Christ, what a disaster. That poor baby; I genuinly feel sorry for it.
Jenelle's twins Keiffer & Ke$ha Said,
First off, LOL at naming the baby Ke$ha if it were a girl and I almost peed myself at the thought of Chelsea’s pug Darla still being in the jeep.

More baby news. I guess on Facebook Leah announced the new baby was another girl. I’m putting money on her name having an A, L and an ia sound in there somewhere.
MOMTO6 Said,
Look, I wouldn’t approach a Husky in attack mode while holding a baby either, and by the time she could have found someone to hold Aubrey, Frankie would def have been beyond help. It sucks. I’m not convinced Chelsea is a shitball pet owner because she let the dogs run out to pee, of the leash. Her babysitter was late, and she didn’t think. Clearly she paid a horrifying price, and learned an awful lesson.
Corey's Interpreter Said,
That’s funny, I thought Chelsea lived on Adam’s sack.
Crik Said,
Janelle won’t get custody if she has drugs in her system when she gives birth. And I wouldn’t be surprised if barb already started filing the paperwork to declare janelle incompetent.

I don’t know of I agree with you MOMTO6. When a person/animal you love is in danger like that adrenaline kicks in. If my precious angel (10lb toy poodle) got attacked I would put myself in danger to save him. I once dropped his leash when we were
on the upper east side of NYC on York Ave. two way traffic. My dog panicked – he was a pup and it was a leash with a hard plastic handle – and ran into the middle of the street. You can bet that I was throwing my body in front of moving traffic. Fortunately, neither of us got hurt. It was a miracle.
LoLo Said,
Poll: which mom is better: boozin barb or snortin suzi?
电视棒 Said,
分析得很深刻.不错
Chin cysts Said,
I propose the name “Aslutia” for Leah’s new baby girl. Leah if you’re reading this you can use the name, it’s my gift to you. You’re welcome.
What's Pre-school Said,
Chin cysts: Leah can’t read. She’ll have to call up her mother to decipher it.
amanda Said,
Maybe I am misinterpreting the conversation Bricks had with her dad, but the way I understood it, Frankie was already dead. She referred to the dog as “it” rather than by it’s name or “he/she”… seemed to me she meant “it” was the body of the dog. I mean, it took her long enough to get into the backyard area, so the husky would have had enough time to kill the poor puppy.
woodchuck busy Said,
I just can’t believe janelle is preggo again. Can the system go ahead and take away the fetus? I just feel so bad for jace. He’s always so sad looking it makes me sad to see any scene with him in it. I wish he could come live with me
Conspiracy Man Said,
Chin cysts – that is a genius naming idea.
friggin GED Said,
Lemme tell you all something. I was a lazy ass in high school. I dropped out and got my GED, which is a hell of a lot easier than actual school.
Granted, it was about 10 years ago, but the math portion is possibly the easiest thing ever. It’s multiple choice. They give you a calculator. They give you the formulas. You use a pencil. I don’t understand how it’s possible for anyone who was in high school to not pass.
Kail's Bull Said,
I actually felt bad for Kailyn. And it’s a rare occasion I feel sorry for any of these girls. But her mother has no right to go behind her back and see her son. I would be pissed off too. Poor Frankie, god surely Chelsea could have done more than ring her dad who was an hour away? These girls should not own dogs. Or children lol
Kimmie Gibler Said,
From now on anytime I go get my hair done I am asking the stylist if they went to “BLackrocks” In South Dakota and if they can give me a fantabulous feathered mullet
Tyler loves My- kuhl Said,
I honestly don’t know how Bricks will get ANY hair clients considering her rat’s nest of a head….who the he’ll would pay good money for that!?! I can make my own hair look that shifty in my own bathroom with hedge clippers and a gallon of Clorox! Plus, if she screws up, what is she gonna do??? Oh yeah, call daddy on speed dial….”Daddy! What do I do- uh???? Help Meeeeeeee- uh!!!!” …..ugh.
Tyler loves My- kuhl Said,
CRAP!!!! ….”who the HELL”…..and “SHITTY”….damn auto correct!!! Just call ME Bricks….
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
“Dad-uh, my ‘person’ just told me I shouldn’t cut hair on a Barbie, much less an actual person. And that kinda hurt my feelings and made me feel kinda bad…she was almost ‘mean’. What do I do-uh? They didn’t teach me this at Blackhawk!”
Let's Face It-Tyler and Gary are both 50 Shades of Gay Said,
Holy shit Jenelle is knocked up again. Actually, there is a good chance cps will be involved from birth since she lost custody of 1 kid and has tons of drug and legal problems. Let’s hope so. Barb must be having fits. What a nightmahr. Friggin little whora of a dawtah (that’s you).

Chelsea is a blimp!
Kyyyy's Shart Said,
Jenelle’s twins Keiffer & Ke$ha – Oh gosh, she better not name her with another A name! They already call one of them by their middle name…if I ever had twins, I wouldn’t name them a similar name for that reason. My sister and I have two totally opposite sounding names…and my parents still call us by each other’s sometimes!!!

I also felt horrible for when Jenelle and Amber were walking through the new yard/house and Jace was just waddling behind them like a puppy and not being paid any attention. I bet when they walk down the sidewalk she lets him walk on the outside……

T*ts on a Stick – that was just a house phone I guess. It did look sort of weird!
Chelsea - uh Said,
Did anyone see Jenelles picture? Besides the pregnancy, did anyone else notice how SKINNY she is? She looks 15 lbs light than when they filmed the current season. Even her arms.

And when Jeremy went to meet Leahs parents, Lee was on the couch next to Jeremy with his bare feet on the couch with company AND a tv camera? gross

BUT MOSTLY DURING THE SAME VISIT, FOR A SPLIT SECOND THEY SHOW LEAH AND HER BROTHERS ARM IS AROUND HER AND I SWEAR TO YOU ALL HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS CUPPING HER BREAST. WAY TO CLOSE FOR BROTHER SISTER OR EVEN BOYFRIEND BEHAVIOR ON EFFING CAMERA.

Thanks Leah for comfirming every WV stereotype out there.
Chelsea - uh Said,
and the dog was out there for awhile. When he got away Aubree was barefoot then, cut, Aubree has her Ugs on.
Tyler loves My- kuhl Said,
I absolutely cannot believe that Janelle would not use some form of birth control, considering she never wanted the kid she already has!!! I know many others have said the same thing, he looks so lonely and sad ALL the time, I just want to reach through the tv and hug that poor little guy. I have no doubt that Barb loves him, but the feeling always is he is her “duty” and little else. At least he always looks clean and well fed, which sadly isn’t saying much!
电视棒 Said,
你是怎么想的呢？
Conspiracy Man Said,
I hate to get off the subject, but did anyone see that Maci and Rine are back together? I thought Maci had found true kove last week with that incredibly douchey guy. She is a disgusting, drunken clown.
Amber's Pill Bottles Said,
I thought Maci and “Kyyyy” (Kyle King) were back together again…who knows? I myself think that she’s starting to look like a Southern 40 year-old “MaMaw” type, like a younger version of Blanche from the Golden Girls. All these pics of her next to these douchy-looking guys…she looks like a clown!
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
None of these girls can be alone; that’s their problem. They are NEVER single (except for Farrah, who is the biggest bitch on the planet which kind of explains why no guy will go near her). Ugh.

Tyler loves My-Kuhl – I agree with you completely. Why is it that the ferals always have the most luck when it comes to breeding? Poor Jace…I think Barb loves him as well, but he is a burden to both her and Jenelle and little else. Why oh why would Jenelle bring yet another innocent child into such a toxic situation, especially when she’s only been married for, what – a month? Two? Wasn’t she engaged to another guy around this time last year?

The way things are going, I doubt very much I’m going to bother with Teen Mom 3 – this shit is just too depressing. (I’ll still read the recaps, of course.)
IamSam Said,
If you log on to twitter today you can see another “divorce” fight happening between courtland and jenelle
MondaysAreAMother Said,
IamSam…just another day for Jenelle and Courtland! They are both doing what they do best…fight on Twitter like 12 year old girls! Honestly, I’ve never seen such immaturity in my life…and these 2 seriously are going to have a baby? For the love of God, put that baby up for adoption!!!

Courtland gets all dramatic and is like “Bye Twitter!” only to come back 12 seconds later. Jenelle goes running to ex Gary Head. I’m really starting to understand why Babs is so crazy. I wouldn’t be able to tolerate that kind of nonsense for 24 hours!

I’m scared to watch TM2 tonight. Let’s hope no other doggies die.
Corey's Pixie Dip Said,
I can’t wait for last nights recap. So much awesomeness!

WTF with Jeremys mother? What the hell was that?
Them two having a cake war. Way to make it about you Leah and the guy you are f***ing. But Corey really put you in your place, “if you wanna move in with someone after two months that’s fine”, “since when do you do laundry”, “oh shit,he must really have something good”

Aubree is always snotty with dirt, snot, food, and a chapped face. Chelseas skin was worse then we have ever seen it. Its that cheap tanner.
Gone Fostering Said,
@Corey’s pixie dip, OMG Chelsea’s skin was AWFUL on last nights show!!

and Jeremy’s mom was SUPER creepy. Just awkward. Why were they alone in the room anyway?? It was HER daughter’s birthday party… Weird.

C’mon Patrick… need this recap!!!
Dana Said,
Under the law, Suzi has no rights with regard to Isaac. She only has the privilege if kailyn or Jo allow her to see him. Suzi is a POS and Kailyn and Isaac are better off without her around. What kind of mother blocks her child’s calls and hangs up on them?
Tyler loves My- kuhl Said,
I rushed home from work, eager to read last night’s ‘re- cap…and….nothing! Nada. Zilch. How are we all going to discuss goggles/non goggles running around the trailer in just diapers??? White trash, much??? ….or, fucking Janelle’ s concern over HER ROOMATES kid??? The twelve hours you and mopey lay around the house, hopped up on pain pills (anyone else see the pink cast?) could have been spent with JACE. Ok…I feel better now…..
MOMTO6 Said,
No pregnancy special ?
The Other Lindsay Said,
My tuesday is not complete without a recap from Mr. Varone
Corey's Pixie Dip Said,
Where’s are recap?

WTF! Why was Tammy Jeremy’s mom acting, or should I say over-acting for the cameras? Her laugh at the end was just like Goofy’s laugh or Wally Worlds laugh in National Lampoons vacation. WTF?

If my young son was so pu**y crazy for a teen mother of 2, including a baby with delays, and the teen mom was just 2 months divorced, I guarantee you I would not be laughing, smily, giddy and throwing an effing baby birthday party. WTF was that. The weirdest bullshit I have ever seen on Teen Mom.

And why are their “scenes” always of them talking on a bed?

Jeremys the new Kyle King wanting to be on TV. He’s single, with a decent job, not bad looking he could get a piece of ass with out changing diapers. As a matter of fact, he’s a lot better looking the Kyle King.
Corey's Pixie Dip Said,
Also, the twins pigtails at the restaurant! My daughter and I laughed and laughed at those pigtails. They looked like TeleTubbies.
StupidNurse Said,
Why are they orange?
Corey's Pixie Dip Said,
Ugh, and Chelsea getting yet another dog to neglect. Talking more about her dreams of the “perfect family”. Same ole same ole.

Kails genius friends saying “you just have to get a don’t because you have a fence”. As if
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
My Dear Patrick/IBBB,

Since you have not checked in by now, we are left to wonder if you are helping one of these “ladies” move again?

Ole!
Your Loyal Followers
Catelyn's Chewed-off Fingernail Polish Said,
Why do poor people move so much? And they’re not even moving up on the trash scale, just across to another dumpster.
"Someone's" Going to Clean My Floor?? Said,
Leah “don’t clean or warsh clothes,” just ask Corey, so Boyfriend-Mamma shouldn’t hold her breath to get that carpet cleaned of cake. Yucky looking cakes, by the way–it’s not cute anymore when they are two to have the kids pawing through the cake like 1-year-olds.

What a comment Leah made to Boyfriend about moving out of the trialor: “I’m glad to leave it, it’s from my divorce.” Looks at trailor smiling and says, “Burn!”

Sad when Kail is the classiest of the bunch–although I sure have major problems with her attitude and shenanigans. Her poneytail was almost to the side when they were moving last episode, and that was nice to see.

Get well, Patrick–you must be under the weather?
Corey's Interpreter Said,
These girls are all like nomadic tribes roaming the plains in teepees, but instead of following herds of buffalo they’re outrunning creditors and avoiding swarms of bedbugs.

Ah, Chelsea…”I’M 20, I DON’T NEED RULES, DADDY! But will you please co-sign for me to move into yet another place for me to live in that you pay for?” She wants her place to have a big backyard. If she wants one of those, she can face the other direction and look over her shoulder into a full length mirror. It’s nice that her new place has a fire pit in case she has to cremate any more pooches she doesn’t watch closely enough.
Jenellesbeerwhileonprobation Said,
Chelseas place was a total WRECK when she was potty training. Don’t you usually potty train kids in the bathroom so they get the idea of that being where you go? She didn’t even wash her hands after smashing the Aubrees waste into the toilet 50 times to get it out of the pot. So gross.

I would have bitch slapped Jenelle if she were talking to me the way she talked to her friend who was just trying to move out ASAP. No wonder she has no one. Wait till Jace uses an attitude with her. This new baby is doomed, please take it away.

Anyone else notice all the liquor bottles on the top of the fridge? Probation violaiton anyone?
Crik Said,
Just out of curiosity, what’s the big deal about letting babies play around the house in diapers? Yeah I WOULD dress my babies if a film crew were hanging around. But doesn’t dressing them when playing around the house before they have to go anywhere just increase the chances of getting stains? Leah has a lot of issues, I don’t think letting the girls play in diapers is one of them and maybe the reason Corey always has them dressed nicely is because at the end of his 2-day parenting obligation he just stuffs their dirty laundry into a bag and sends them home. There’s so much to legitimately criticize, I’d rather not dredge up non-issues.

Like let’s talk about Chelsea-uhs meth-face, for instance. Or the fact is that Janelle, YOU’RE the problem. No one can live with YOU. it’s not the other way around. You’re to roommates what Farrah is to boyfriends. The only reason you can keep a guy is because you’re willing to date homeless men, prisoners, drug addicts, and grown men who still live with mommy.
StupidNurse Said,
Hey, the blog needs to be updated!!! I need to look busy at work.
hannah Said,
I agree with the diaper thing. I have 2 kids and during the summer they are almost always wearing either just a diaper, or a diaper and a shirt. I dont think that makes me, or anyone else a bad mom. Heck, my 2 year old doesnt even like wearing pants, so unless they’re pajama pants, or we’re going out, he just wears a shirt. And we live in canada. During the winter.

Where’s the recap?! I watch teen mom mostly just so I can relate to your recaps! come ooooon
Anonymous Said,
I’m sorry, exactly where does it say I think you’re a bad mom if your kid runs around in just a diaper??? Leah was sitting on the puffy leather couch in jeans, a shirt and socks while the girls ran around with no clothes on. Had Leah been in a tank top and shorts, I would have assumed it was filmed on a warm day. If it was cool enough she was fully dressed, her kids should have been too. Jesus, people,….relax….the whole point of coming on here is to snark about the team moms, and have a little fun.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
I don’t know why the above came up as anonymous.
电视棒 Said,
精辟，字字分析的透彻
Corey's Interpreter Said,
You make a fine point, Chinese scribble writing.
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Jenellesbeerwhileonprobation! Thank You! All of the booze bottles caught my eye too. Now she is preggers again? I just have to shake my head in complete disbelief. Not only poor Jace, but I feel like so sorry for this new little baby that she is bringing into this world. You know the best thing for both of those children is to take them both away, and put them up for adoption. Yes, Babs keeps him fed, clean and to and fro to day care; but, as we have all noticed that poor little boy otherwise really has NO interaction with anyone, and every time his nut job of a Mother comes over she does NOTHING but start to fight with her Mom, leaving him to just sit there blank stared.
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
And? Chelsea and THAT damned annoying “baby talk.” Now how scary is that when your semi – neglected two year old – and I say she is semi – neglected in the fact that as another posted pointed out, she is always snotty nosed, chapped up face, has stuff stuck to her, her clothes appear dirty to me and her hair looks like she just wok up after a bender. But? She still manages to have a better command of the language and does not baby talk. It’s like nails on a chalkboard.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
The baby talk…Holy Christ…the baby talk slays me@The Pacifier!!! Nails on a chalkboard is pretty accurate. It’s amazing that Adumb could keep it up if that’s the way she talks in bed. Also, I thought it was just me that Aubree is a crusty little crumb. She probably has allergies to the dogs and all the same leopard print and Chelsea-uhhhh doesn’t give a Damn. DISCLAIMER: the previous statement in no way implies that parents of children with runny noses, allergies, or dogs are bad parents. Thought I should cut that one off at the pass.
Gary's Missing Neck Said,
Y’all, I’m starting to get a little worried about Patrick… Hope all is well with him. Sorry for the “y’all” – I’m from the South. Where most of us are NOT like the teen moms portrayed on MTV
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
tyler loves my-kuhl… I have been thining that for a long time. I have to say I feel so sorry for all these babies. Leah’s kids and Aubree always look dirty to me. I’m not talking little kid stuff – that they got into something, more like their Mother’s don’t take the time to bathe them daily or at least sponge them off. All three of those girls (Advil/Aleve/Aubree) all need either haircuts or their hair put up. Hell, brushing it at this point would be a good start.

The SADDEST thing of all, is that these little girls are all being semi-neglected because their Mother’s are all around chasing the next guy. So, most likely what will happen? These same kids will be on MTV’s “16 and Pregnat, Season 17″ OR MTV’s (yes, I’m making this one up) “I’m a Grandmother at 32.” They cycle will just continue on and on and on.
Conspiracy Man Said,
As I read all of the above comments about the latest episode, I kept thinking YES, YES, RIGHT, EXACTLY . . . I wanted to address issues posed by other posters, but there are so many that I can’t. Please accept my apologies.

Jenelle-
The alcohol bottles immediately caught my eye, and they were not moving out with the room mate. Some probation clauses say the probationer can’t be around alcohol, other clauses just say that they can’t be using it. I would still think that the officer would have a problem with so many bottles. Jenelle also seems to be the only person who could not see the irony of her behavior and fight with the room mate. Amber was incredibly cool to her in last week’s episode by offering her a placee to stay when she had nowhere to go. How could anyone take so much glee in driving that one person away?

It was also a good catch to notice that the broken arm means all the opiates she can stand and not be busted by her probation officer’s drug tests. Since Jenelle claimed that Kieffer was the one who turned her on to heroin, wouldn’t it be a logical assumption that this visit was when he did it? Perhaps this was also why her room mate was so angry about the visit. Maybe she wasn’t cool with the smack.
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Lordy, I hope the executtives at MTV Programming are NOT reading this blog! Can you see it now “Hey!!!! Let’s do a show called “I’m a Grandma Under 30 Years Old”
Conspiracy Man Said,
Leah-

The party was a joke. Who has a birthday party for kids and then goes into the other room for a serious makeout session while the party is still going on? Trash. The cake fight between Leah and Jeremy was also completely unnecessary and trashy.

Jeremy’s mom was insane. It was really creepy that our introduction to her was her busting them out on the makeout session and then giving them that crazed little cutesy warning. As soon as she said that, I immediately thought that it explained why Jeremy was so creepy. The apple did not fall far from the tree.

I was also uber creeped out by the group hug with Jeremy and the girls after the move. Who does that with their girlfriend of two months and her infant twins. The scene was even creepier when he started kissing Goggles on the head and telling her “I love you”.

Do people actually do this after two months of dating someone with small kids? I have dated a few women with children for years and never told the kids I loved them (even if I might have felt that way). The kids knew I was supportive of them, and we would enjoy each other’s company, but I would never try to make them say I love you (or say that I loved them). A few of the kids I really cared about, but you just don’t do that to other people’s kids. As their mom’s boyfriend, your role is to treat them with respect from a distance and always be something positive to them. You can even care for them and take care of them, but you should not get emotionally involved with them unless you adopt them. I have never once told someone else’s child what to do, and I leave that to the parent. I would definitely never kiss them and tell them I loved them. Perhaps people might do that after they marry the mother (which I never did), but as a boyfriend of teh mother it is just out of the question. Apparently Jeremy got some really screwed-up, goofy genes from his creepy mother.
Conspiracy Man Said,
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation-
I was at a doctor’s appointment a few months ago, and a girl came into the office with a small child and made a big scene about how she was late for the appointment, but that she should be treated immediately and not have to wait like everybody else. She then launched into a story about her life to the receptionist. Even though it had nothing to do with her story of lateness, this crazed chick said that she was a grandmother of the kid with her adn then proudly bragged that she was not even 30 years old. She then turned around and started telling me and everyone in the waiting room that this was her grandchild and that she was a grandmother and not even thirty. It was almost like she expected all of us to tell her “way to go”. she was super pleased with herself and thought her status as a young grandmother was something to be commended for. I was shocked, sickened and horrified.
butch goes to law school Said,
apparently,jenelle has filed for divorce and filed assault charges against courtland..she beat kim k,the were only married 6 weeks..
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Conspiracy Man – Leah is looking for “validation” that what she is doing it right/OK in moving Jeremy in like she is, and is trying to make him Insta-Daddy.

Personally, I found it SUPER wierd that he was an acquaintane of Corey’s, and when Corey told him they were gettin divorced he then started pursuing Leah. I would have been saying (to Jeremy) “don’t think so.” But, she cannot be alone.

She complained and cried so much about Corey never being there because he was working two jobs to support her and the girls that she went and hooked up with her ex-boyfriend. So, what is changed? What is different? Jeremy works away from home and it only there what? One or two days out of the week? Does he REALLY think she will not be on the prowl while he is gone?
Conspiracy Man Said,
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation-
I read articles from about a year ago where Leah was saying that he was getting texts from strippers. Apparently she read his texts on his phone while he was in the shower.

I used to constantly work out of town and basically lived out of a suitcase for years. I saw it was pretty common for married guys to cheat on their wives when out of town or go gallavanting around with strippers. Jeremy is young and has plenty of money, so I could see him falling into that same pattern. Not everyone would behave that way, but I was not at all shocked to read those stories about him. There is just something really creepy about the guy.
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Of COURSE she read his phone while he was in the shower! Heck, she was divored from Corey and hacking into his email account. She is SO worried about what they are doing, yet she was the one messing around.
Conspiracy Man Said,
I also thought it was funny a few weeks ago when Jeremy said he was worried about going out of town (that Leah would cheat on him with Corey). How could you move so fast with someone you trust so little?
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Conspiracy Man @ I don’t know… I mean honestly? If I were single with two young daughters and some guy wanted to move in after a month and was hugging and kissing them all the time? I think I would be a bit worried and checking into his background a little bit. But, like I said Leah does not strike me as a girl that has any plans of staying on her own at all. This guy makes good money, and she is blasting it all over Twitter how much his checks are – which is real brilliant… so she might hold on to him for a while. But pipe rigging is a hard gig and she might be surprised to find he is broken down and arthritic in about ten years and the money might not be flowing in at that point. Then? How much do you want to bet, she will just move on to the next one? I have a feeling those twins are going to have more “step-daddiy’s” than they have years in school
Chin cysts Said,
Conspiracy Man- To answer your question, because she’s pregnant y’all! She got pregnant, they got engaged (possibly before she conceived, I don’t remember), she lost the baby, they can’t make it look like they’re only staying together because of that so they get married, and now she’s pregnant again!

I miss the recap . I was so weirded out at the party for girls. Their hussy of a mother is off in another room with her boyfriend lying on the bed, and his mother has to come get them, and then they’re shoving cake into each other’s faces.
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Chin cysts @ OMG!!!!! I thought I was the only one that thought that entire birthday party deal was REALLY weird.

Now, if you are giving your children a party, and you have a houseful of guests, much less an MTV camera crew following you around – WHY in the world would you be in a room feeling each other up?

Now, I was happy they let each child get their own cake – my sister and I have the same birth day, but three years apart, and that was something my Mom always did. But, then why was she letting them eat it with their hands? Then why were her and Jeremy shoving it in at each other? That was just GROSS.
ShaNaeNae Said,
I see what you did there Patrick! I got it…”So Jenelle will see it every AFTERNOON when she waked up”. I love it. Because we all know she doesn’t drag her nasty ass out of bed until about 2:00pm every day.
crik Said,
I have some experience with reality tv filming and what likely happened is the producers asked Leah and Jeremy to go somewhere to talk about the party. It’s no different than asking Corey to invite a friend over so they can get Corey’s POV about his and Leah’s relationship. Since this show does not rely on group outings and individual interviews (a la Real Housewives) they need to have the girls talk to someone to explain what’s going on and where their head is at.

As for Jeremy’s mom, I’m pretty certain she was not asked to go retrieve the couple. That looks like a text book reality-tv producer’s move to screw over an annoying “cast member.” Even one who is a one-day guest. Showing Jace drag his toy box across the floor while Barb and Janelle stopped arguing was a reality tv “joke”.
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Oh, I’m sure so much of this is “reality TV producer” driven. However, it’s no secret what these girls lives are like. I just feel for the kids. They are being left to raise themselves, wandering around with dirty homes, changing boyfriends, no playmates or real “raising” or interaction – all because their Mother’s think they are “TV stars” and do things more and more outrageous to get more airtime, another magizine cover, etc.
Wednesdaystreat Said,
I think some trashy hit man offed Patrick.
Amber's Acne Said,
Paaatrick, where is this week’s recap? You’ve still got four days to do it. Get on it!
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
Conspiracy Man – that story about the grandmother who wasn’t even thirty? Gross!!! I have trash bag roots and grew up in an area with an embarassingly high teenage pregnancy rate. The worst thing is that nobody is surprised when it happens and the grandparents just accept it and announce their fifteen year-old daughter’s pregnancy as if it’s something to be proud of, which I find it disgusting and sad.

My own mother was a teenage mum, but she had the good sense to teach her kids NOT to follow in her footsteps – she ended up with six daughters and not one of us was ever a teenage mother. Sadly, I can’t see any of the girls in this series making the same effort to ensure that their own kids learn from their parents mistakes (despite all the rambling from Dr Drew about “ending the cycle”).

Not only that, but I really worry about the daughters of these girls who have an unhealthy obsession with looks – namely, Chelsea and Farrah. They’re basically teaching their children that their appearance is the only value that matters – never mind encouraging them to use their brain and be a kind and honest person; let’s wax a pre-schooler’s eyebrows and chuck lip gloss on a one-year-old.

Finally – call it a hunch, but I can see Aubree being the biggest fuck-up out of all of the babies when they grow up. Don’t ask me why; I can just feel it.

OK, enough ranting from me. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the blog is updated soon so that I can have some giggles!
Chin cysts Said,
Crik- Alright, I’ll give them hanging out in the room to talk. But you can’t tell me any producer would think about asking them to smash cake into each other’s faces lol.
I know you love them Leah but it’s not your wedding!! Hell she’s had the same number of weddings as the number of years the girls have been alive- one to Corey, two to JUR-MY (one in KY the other in SC) and the girls are 3.

Please Patrick, it’s my first week back to class from winter break and I need the giggles!
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
I agree with all posters about the creepy party, and “Jermy”s inappropriate attachment to the twins. My step daughter, who is now 20, was three when her dad and I married. She was very young, and obviously having a rough time with “mom and dad” are not getting back together. I am in NO WAY claiming to be super step mom or anything, but I tread very lightly with her and let her “come to me” so to speak. “Hey honey, bed time..would it be okay If I give you a kiss and a hug???” If the answer was yes, great! If not, okay, Maybe tomorrow. I can’t stand the way all these girls feel they only have value with men in their lives, sadly, the little ones see everything and will continue the cycle. Good one about the show Grandma at 30! I am hoping in about 15 years for a “True Life” episode on MTV, “My parents were stars of Teen Mom, and they f@cked my life up!!!” ……oh, and Come back Patrick!!!! Whatever we did we are sorry!!!
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
…and I forgot: I think Leah is showboating to “show” Corey-come-lately how much fun she is having with her new man. “Hey!!! Look how awesome my new life is WITHOUT YOU!!!!” “I just luuuuvvvv Jermy…he so craaaaazzzzyyyyyy!”
Conspiracy Man Said,
tyler loves my-kuhl-
I want to be clear that I was talking about boyfriends and not step parents. It sounds like you were completely on the right track. It is a tough position to be in.
Chin cysts Said,
Tyler loves my-kuhl- MTV could seriously keep this franchise going for decades. There aren’t any published plans to end filming for Teen Mom 2, Teen Mom 3 hasn’t even aired yet, they probably have another season or two of 16 and Pregnant in the can. We have Catelynn and Tyler’s wedding special which would probably air at the end of this year or early 2014. I’m sure they’ll get the girls from TM1 together for a reunion special a few years from now. I can totally see Jace, Sophia, and Bentley featured on True Life: I was a child star on Teen Mom.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@conspiracy man: no disrespect meant by me at all. I understand what you meant. Before hubby and I got serious and were just dating, I hung WAY back as well with his daughter. It was always an unspoken rule that his daughter came first until we got engaged. Even then, it was quite awhile before we broke the news to her, just to make sure she was fine with all the changes. His ex wife took the happy news a lot harder than their daughter, but that’s another story entirely!!! ….@chin cysts: good Lord, hasn’t Miss Tyler come out of the closet yet!?! It’s 2013 buddy…come on out!!!
Conspiracy Man Said,
Glad you see what I meant. It just is shocking to see Jeremy kissing and loving on the daughters of a woman he has known for two months. He is really overstepping his boundaries.

Also- I think that if you read som eof the background news on Tyler lately, you will see that maybe he has a few questions about himself.
Teen Mom Trashbag AKA Jenelle Evans Said,
Long time reader! First time (I think) commenter!

I just read on Radar Online that Jenelle came out saying she had a miscarriage this morning.

God did that little baby a favor (if she was even knocked up in the first place!) !!!

If TM2 comes back for another season, I hope MTV will reconsider asking her back. As someone who is trying to get pregnant and having some difficulty, I can’t stand to watch her scenes. Definitely wasn’t looking forward to seeing this marriage/baby thing play out next season either!

But, as much as I can’t stand her, I do love me some BABS! How about just asking Babs and Jace back, forget about Jenelle. She’s not a mother so why is she even on this show?!?

Come back soon Patrick!
And keep up the giggles commenters! I’ve been checking back daily just to read new comments !
Jenellesbeerwhileonprobation Said,
Chelsea’s Head That Looks Like A Meringue-

I agree with the Aubree being the biggest eff-up with these moms but if we were to go with all the moms from all seasons it will be Sophia hands down. Mom is already tits on a stick with a face job and butt implants but has also waxed the girl then went online to make fun of it.

Jenelle lost the baby she never had and tweeted about it the entire time. What a publicity stunt.
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
Teen Mom Trashbag – I agree with you; Jenelle shouldn’t be on the show. I don’t even know how she can call herself a mother.

Not being able to be on their own is the biggest problem these girls have – in fact, let’s go through them, shall we? Just for shits and giggles while we wait for Patrick:

Maci – jumps from one Kyle to another while pining for her ex-boyfriend who treated her like shit. I’m not saying she didn’t deserve it, but still.
Leah – is on to her second marriage and third pregnancy (that we know of) at the ripe ol’ age of twenty!
Amber – stayed with Gary for YEARS despite their toxic relationship and failed to see the detrimental effect it was having on their daughter.
Kailyn – is the contrary queen and only wants guys who don’t want her. I read that she’s married now, too – is that true?
Catelynn – is engaged to her gay stepbrother.
Chelsea – is setting feminism back by about a squillion years and setting a horrible example for her child by letting Adam treat her the way he does.
Farrah – no guy on the planet will go near her after she was filmed demanding an engagement ring from poor Daniel after one month. Farrah will be single forever.
Jenelle – ugh, don’t even get me started. I agree with Patrick; she was totally diddled when she was younger. She is a million times worse than Amber.
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
Jenelle’s Beer – yep, I’d have to agree with you on that one! Poor Sophia is going to need a lifetime of therapy. We should set up a fund for her.
Conspiracy Man Said,
I think that Bentley will be the biggest screw-up. He has no friends his age and his mom thinks she is entitled to get wasted all the time and pawn him off on sitters. He will be a terror.
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
We should have a sweepstake and come back in fifteen years (after the MTV reunion has screened).
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
Which kid will be the biggest mess? Wow! I don’t even know where to start. All of them I think are going to have an endless parade of step-parents or “Aunts and Uncles” if you know what I mean.

I still stand by my statement that these poor kids have all been left to literally raise themselves with the exception of Carly becasue their parents all think they are these big name TV stars now. In order to maintain that “status” is why I think they keep doing all the crazy crap they do. That why they are on gossip sites, in magazines and message boards. The pictures that Gary posted of Leah on his Facebook were sad, and he thinks they are cute. “Germy” hugging and kissing those kids to me is odd, and I really do feel bad for poor little Googles. She has problems with her legs, her eyes go in 20 different directions, and despite what her Mother says about the why she quit school – to spend more time with her kid that needs help, etc., from what we have seen Leah has done nothing of the sort. She runs around and get’s her hair dyed, redyed, extension’s in and out and manicure.

In Carly’s case? Honestly, I think her adoptive parents need to change their names and cut Tyler and Cate off. They have NO sense of boundaries or even adoption. In the very first episode to Teen Mom, when they are talking to their friends and the deal after she goes for her post delivery check up? If I were Brandon and Teresa? They would be no more. Tyler telling his friends “oh, we can see her as much as we like, I want her to come spend summers with us” to them then making the comment before Cate had the Mirena implanted that they had already had more unprotected sex, and laughing about “we will call up Brandon and Teresa and say we have a brother/sister for Carly.” They seem to think that she is away at sleep away camp and will come pulling up at any time to hang out. Then to have Tylers’ Mother calling the adoptive parents (and having NO clue why they were freaked out) to wanting Carly to attend their high school graduation – which took them what? Five or six years to get through school, a public alternative school at that, and barely passing. Now they want Carly to be in their wedding as a flower girl? They are just completely clueless.

Lastly, anyone find it a bit CONVENIENT that Jenelle files for divorce then has a miscarriage? I wonder how long before a worker from her local clinic comes forward to say she had an abortion? She claims she got pregnant because she forgot to take her pills for a few days. With all the other stuff she does drug wise, I would think adding one more pill to the mix would not have been difficult.
Catelyn's Chewed-off Fingernail Polish Said,
I was weirded out when, on the same day that Leah introduced Jermy to Goggles and the other one, she immediately started changing G’s diaper in front of him. “Hello, my name is Goggles and here is all my business.” May as well hang a sign on the trailer – Pedaphiles Welcome.
butch goes to law school Said,
jenelle is supposedly with gary now,seemingly as friends..who wants to bet that not only will courtland and jenelle,get back together but that they will say,this miscarriage has brought us so much closer and we are so in love..then in 3 months say they are pregnant again..i see aubree as the child most likely to be screwed up.all she has to do is what her moms 16 and pregnant where her father called her a mistake and know her mom still took him back time and time again..
Twinkie truck driver Said,
Most screwed up has to be Jace, hands down. Then Sophia. Poor Aubrey and all that leopard print, that alone will scar her!

Suzi is Jenelle in 20 years.

Has anyone else noticed how much more civil Jo has been this season? It seems so forced and almost painful to him. Mama Janet must have had a talk with him about the way he always seemed on previous seasons. You’d think he’d try to keep up the badass persona since he’s a rapper now.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@conspiracy man: I do find it very unsettling how Jermy is all over the girls. And I could be wrong, but I’ve noticed he is most affectionate with the little one with all the problems….hmmm. And to whomever stated Miss Leah is always done up and the girls look dirty and neglected, that’s what I was trying to say waaaay up thread with the babies only in diapers, while mommy (using that term loosely) was fully dressed in long pants and socks, so it was not a very warm day. I have five kids, and yes, on very warm days, of course I used to let little ones run around it what was weather appropriate comfort.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@Twinkie truck: sadly, little Jace has “woman hating serial killer” written all over him. My God, what are ALL these kids going to feel like when they are old enough to watch this shit!?!! Except for maybe Carly, who will run sobbing into Brandon/Theresa’s arms saying “thank you!!! Thank YOU!!!!”
Teen Mom Trashbag AKA Jenelle Evans Said,
Chelsea’s Head That Looks Like A Meringue – you NAILED it !!

The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation –
Germy gives me the CREEPS! Something about how quickly he was saying I love you to them and then moving in right after, I don’t know.. it just doesn’t sit right with me.

Catelyn’s Chewed-off Fingernail Polish – right on with the sign, pedo’s welcome. SO WEIRD. I think Leah is just so desperate to be loved..??

And lastly, Jenelle and this miscarriage nonsense…. I read somewhere that Radar/Star Mag paid her $20k for the marriage story, and that’s why they keep having all these “exclusives” from her or Courtland or Gary because they keep coming up with “stories” to sell. How much you want to bet they got married while high (high, high, yaw both HIGH!) and then when the pregnancy speculation was happening thought, “Well there’s another $20k for drugs, let’s call Radar and tell them I’m pregnant!” “Oh oops, I had a miscarriage” *cough cough abortion*. DISGUSTING.
Conspiracy Man Said,
Jenelle has given a news release to justify what she did last night after the “miscarriage”. She claims she did not go out “partying”, but rather went to a bar that Gar Head used to work at. She used the ubiquitous and annoying “LOL” at least once during the release and justified her behavior because she left because they were going to taze her and she was the designated driver.

That sounds about right for an evening after you have suffered a miscarriage. I am guessing that a high percentage of women who suffer a miscarriage are threatened with being tazed within 24 hours after the loss of the child.

She apparently can not conceptualize how her behavior is seen by other people. To be all bright and breezy at this point in time does not at all strike her as being odd or out of place. To be hanging out with a guy against whom she had recently filed criminal assault charges and filed a restraining order does not seem noteworthy. To be moving in with that same guy less than a few days after declaring your undying love for your husband/father of your alleged unborn child is not something that is a big deal to her. She thinks she is cleverly concealing the fact that she is hammered on hard drugs while pregnant is astounding. She really thinks she is pulling it off and nobody can tell what she is doing.

I think that she honestly does not see any of this and thinks she is behaving in a logical fashion. There is just a screw missing in there somewhere. I used to think that she was just contemptible and incredibly trashy, but now I think she is just seriously malfunctioning. She needs help. someone should get her committed, so that when (or if) she ever comes to her senses, she does not do more irreparable damage to herself and Jace.
butch goes to law school Said,
i feel so bad for jace..face it,jenelles never going to get him back.barb will have him til college…i,too think there is something seriously wrong with jenelle.just days ago she was still saying gary abused her..now hes her savior?i was half waiting for her to say andrew was with her..now that shes no longer’pregnant’she needs her meds.like,stat..
Conspiracy Man Said,
Do you really think there is college in Jace’s future other than adult eduction classes in lockup?
Conspiracy Man Said,
All of the other attention whores must be absolutely seething and angry at Jenelle.

Who gives a squirt of piss about Tyler and Catelynn’s wedding plan color scheme when they can watch Jenelle self-destruct on live internet feeds? Who will divert their browser to see what happened during Maci and her mother’s “wine night” when Courtland is scrogging some junkie and taking video of the event for posterity? Who will check Farrah’s Facebook assaults on those who assaulted her for unibrow waxing when Jenelle is smoking weed on Stickam while allegedly pregnant? Who is going to feed Jeremy’s need for attention when even his creepy mom is not bothering to check in on his “naughty, naughty” self when she can follow Jenelle on Twitter? Maybe Jeremy can make good use of everyone’s distraction and get some quality time with the twins when nobody is looking . . .
Teen Mom Trashbag AKA Jenelle Evans Said,
Conspiracy Man- those live “stickam” chats are everywhere too! I see them in all the comments on articles about Jenelle and Co. and also all over Twitter. You are right, we are watching this girl self destruct. I saw a screen shot of one, after she was supposedly pregnant, and girlfriend was higher than a kite!

And I hope Jace makes a better life for himself one day, better than what his mom has tried to do for him thus far, which is NOTHING!. Jenelle has siblings, I’m curious what they turned out like??
Chelsea's Head That Looks Like A Meringue Said,
Conspiracy Man – yep. Jenelle is a walking definition of the word “unhinged”. I’d be curious to find out how her siblings turned out, too.

I haven’t been following the miscarriage story too closely, but it doesn’t sit right with me – I seriously doubt that she was ever pregnant. I’m not necessarily surprised at the way she’s been behaving (her attitude towards Jace is bad enough; why would she care about a second child), but the whole thing just kind of stinks like a publicity stunt.
I’ve had two miscarriages – they both brought up a bundle of emotions that I never knew I had and the last thing my husband and I wanted was everybody knowing about it. I know that it’s different for every couple, but if Jenelle really is behaving the way she is after losing her baby, and broadcasting the whole sorry saga to the world, then that’s pretty alarming.
Janourted Fetus Said,
It seems rather obvious to me that she “went to the clinic”… I can’t be the only one on that page!
Janourted Fetus Said,
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Janourted Fetus Said,
Wait- I see it up there Teen Mom Trashbag AKA Jenelle Evans!
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@conspiracy man: thanks for making spit my coffee out over “squirt of piss” bwahaha….so true. I would only tune in to see how many obnoxious bows Cait sticks on her head.
Conspiracy Man Said,
Tyler-
Farrah has been working up a storm to try to wrestle attention away from Jenelle. You can tell that her web traffic is dropping off and being taken away by Jenelle. Google Farrah to see the flurry of absolutely ridiculous crap she is saying just to try and hang onto her 15minutes. She has been sighted wearing a fake unibrow, attacked nikki menaj (sp?), begged some rapper to collaberate with her, and done some other stunts that just scream, “look at me, everybody. I’m still here.”. These girls are some of the worst attention whores ever created, and they all basically share the same audience. When there is not enough attention to go around, they start acting up to wrest the spotlight back on them.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
@conspiracy man: I will have to check that out today. Are the so called adults in charge at mtv so worried about the almighty bucks they are reaping in hand over fist they refuse to see what this is doing to these girls??? And more importantly, the kids??? Really sad. And disgusting, I may add.
Chin cysts Said,
Tyler loves my-kuhl: I really have to wonder how far the camera men are allowed to intervene. I don’t know about anyone else, but had I been around when Amber was beating on Gary or Kieffer throwing Jenelle in the car I would feel compelled to break it up. Especially in the case of Amber and Gary since Leah was right freakin’ there. Actually I take that back about Jenelle, she could really use an ass kicking for faking a pregnancy and miscarriage. So it must be a rule passed down from the higher ups that they can’t get involved.
The Pacifier Still in Use at H/S Graduation Said,
From interviews/information released by the camera operators, they are NOT to intervene in anything. However, I highly DISAGREE with that rule when one of the infants is in danger; cue to Amber, Gary and Leah. In the beginning of that big fight when he finally takes the little girl out of that environment if you go back and watch it, you will see that Leah is standing in between the two of them. It’s just really sad. Now? There was an article released today that Gary is being evicted for non-payment of rent. These people were making tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars for basically being their trashtastic selves and do not have one plug nickel put away?

All of their kids look unhealthy to me. From either being dirty, or fed wrong (Leah who best I can tell lives on a diet of McDonalds), or drug all over the place from house to house and/or guy to guy.

I know the recaps are funny, and let’s face it, in today’s world? Sometimes you just need something funny to read about to get you through the day. But, it’s also a cold slap of reality to realize that innocent children are in this mix. With what they see and hear? I also just see the cycle continuing again and again and again. And although I was making a joke of having MTV like my idea of “I’m a Grandmother at 29″ sadly, for these tyke’s it could very well happen.
Gone Fosterin' Said,
To those asking about Jenelle’s siblings… There is a youtube video that Jenelle recorded her sister, Ashley, while Ashley was in a complete meltdown over her own child crying… In Ashley’s defense, it’s easy to get overwhelemed as a new mom. That’s when you put the baby in a safe place & walk away. Now Jenelle, she honestly had NO reason to be recording that considering she isn’t even a mom who sees her child on a daily basis. I can’t remember what the video is called but you’ll have to look it up. I say her siblings, or at least Ashley, is just as crazy as Jenelle…
Gone Fosterin' Said,
I REALLY hope you guys are watching Teen Mom 2 right meow… Leah just PROVED that she never got pregnant (with her now miscarried child), b/c her ‘iud failed…’ She freakin’ took it out. Unreal. Nothing surprises me w/these girls anymore.
I pulled out my IUD, Ya'll Said,
What about that puppet show Janelle and Jace were watching at the kids’ museum??? OMG! MTV had to have overdubbed the “real” puppet show–that dialog was a real touche at Janelle–but WEIRD!
Janourted Fetus Said,
The trip to the children’s museum was heart-breaking. First time I’d ever seen Jace smile, and then “the puppet show”. Janelle was giggling at herself, but Jace looked like “something is not right here…”

However, I’m glad that Janelle’s eyebrows look less like commas now.
tyler loves my-kuhl Said,
The big, shiny diner that Jail and Javi ate at is 5 minutes away from my parents house. I have eaten there many, many times. Best chocolate chip pancakes in Pennsylvania!!! She certainly likes the Latin lovers, eh??? The puppet show, good Lord…even when she spends time with the kid she screws it up! Oh, and “people might think I’m a whore”….too late, darling, too late.
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