Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

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2. Felicity Said,

   Dude. You forgot the one about her “little bitch of a daaawtah (that’s you)”. Otherwise, perfection.

3. Dee Said,

   bahhahaa Love it!

4. Mike's Hooters waitress Said,

   What? No mention of me?

5. OhGod Said,

   I tweeted, but I’m afraid that Jenelle is not allowed to be on twitter and facebook anymore because of her last visit to the slammer. Apparently some dude filed charges of cyberstalking against her.. But you never know with this little bitch of a daaawtaah!
   Anyway, this is brilliant! Bravo, Patrick, bravo.

6. donna Said,

   patrick,you found a way to keep our favorite bostonite in our lives

7. mamacourt Said,

   I feel like complete shit on a stick, but this made me smile and forget that I want to die. Thanks, P.

8. Kate Said,

   What a nice little surprise- I was just sadly contemplating the void left by the end of the TM season, only to have this little gem pop up on my Twitter feed. Miracle! I trust that you’ve heard our little Jailnelle had another photo shoot with the sheriff’s department this week, this time for cyberstalking. When is she going to move past this petty misdemeanor crap and get to the good stuff? According to my calculations- soon. Yes, it looks as if LaQueffah was released from jail this weekend! I sadly live near these trash bags, so I keep tabs on these things to determine how safe the streets are. Dept of Corrections web site has him as being released back into the wild on March 4th. Yes, I predict the grassy knoll will be a rockin’ again in no time.

   It’s really looking like we need a Lock-Up Extended Stay: Teen Mom Edition spin-off (hosted by you, of course, Patrick). I’m still impressed at the news that original recipe 16 & Preg chick, Whitney, was recently arrested for taking a pregnancy test in the bathroom at Wal-Mart. Of ocurse she didn’t actually PAY for the test because she didn’t want to freak out the potential baby daddy. I mean, how much more awesome can it get than teen mom stealing pregnancy test and taking it in Wal-Mart bathroom?! Only if it had been at Barb’s Wal-Mart & she’d caught her could that scenario have had more win.

9. Not Goggles Said,

   Freaking brilliant. Thanks for making my day!!

10. Kortney Said,

    I wish Barb would adopt me. I would love to hear that accent day in, day out. Me gusta Barb!!!!

11. Barb's half-eaten hammmburgah Said,

    Patrick thanks for the stroll down memory lame. Erm, ‘lane’. Seriously made my day!

    @Kortney ~ I wish Barb would adopt me, too! To hear that gawgeous aaacent day in, day out, on the regulah. o.m.g.! Of course in realty I imagine the shelf life on that novelty is probably more like 72 hours or less, before I am running out of the house, shrieking, “Leeeave meeee alooooone!”… ah, good times!…

12. Janelle's Ugly Toes Said,

    Try to pick a fave..it’s almost impossible one is better than the next! I do though..hold the “I always thought you had the bi-polar” close to my heart along with the “have fun with your booooyyfriend…”
    LOVE IT

13. Janelle's Ugly Toes Said,

    How long before we see a headline of Janelle and Keiffah gettin arrested for something now that he’s outta the slammer? Thanks for that info Kate! Let’s hope she’s on some form of birth control….imagine the show if she and Keiffah had a kid? Also, why the hell doesn’t Barb go after the father of Jace for child support? After all, she’s bustin her balls heah ….

    Love Barb…love Patrick…can’t wait for Teen Mom 3!

14. kasey Said,

    This. Made. My. Day.

15. Skank Ho's Y'all Said,

    Hahahahaha…LOVE IT!

16. Penelope Said,

    Each one of those photos is suitable for t-shirts, including the captions, of course. And yes, I would need to own several of each. I’m just saying.

    Meta moment at Walmart yesterday: bought roast beef and swiss cheese at the deli department. Talked with the guy who waited on me about Barb. It was as awesome as it sounds.

17. Barbara Ann Evans III Said,

    Hilarious! The real Barb should be flattered!

18. Kortney Said,

    You don’t know how tempted I am to take a trip down to Oak Island and spy on Barb. I live in VA. It’s only about a 6-7 hour trip. I would love to “accidentally” run into her and get a nice little photo with her.

    I will miss her between now and the next season of TM2.

19. jo's run for the border work boots Said,

    My hubby and I popped into our local Wally the other day, and I couldn’t help wistfully staring at the deli coun-tahhh hoping maybe, just maybe…..sigh.

20. Wednesdaystreat Said,

    YES!! I was coming here just to cry, and I found these gems!!

    I agree with Penelope–T SHIRTS!!!!!!!

21. Synda Said,

    No more HWofOC? Pleeeeese…just one more time, then I will stop begging.

22. MeMe6969 Said,

    Oh gawd, that was ahhhmaaazing! I’m so faaahlaaatterreeed! My “lil b*tch of a dawtaaaugh” didn’t make the cut though? That’s a huuuuge ovahsight, Pahtrick.

    @donna Daahna, I don’t know watchah playin’ at heaah but I’m from Rhooode Island. Yaw high or somethin?”

    Come Skype MeMe ahht 7 p.m.! I’ll warsh up ahftah slicin the deli meat at the Walmaaaaht. *growls*