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Teen Mom 2 Recap: I Ain’t Bath-ing No Babies!

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Jenelle – Things are going really well for Jenelle ever since she moved out of Barb(ie)’s Dream House. I, of course, am joking. Her life is in absolute ruins. Since she no longer lives with her loving, soothing, calming mother, Barb decides that she wants Jenelle to start paying child support. Me gusta how they’re like a divorced couple with a baby. All I know is that the MTV checks must have cleared in the trash dumps bank accounts because everyone seems to have some new clothes! It must have been the best shopping spree at both DOTS and Fashion Bug. Barb is dolled up wearing a deep brown v-neck sweater with new turtleneck underneath and a very feminine brown baseball cap on top of her sexy fire-bush-red hair or “pelo” for my Spanish speaking readers. She basically looks like she’s about a pair of chunky shoes away from a little muff-diving experiment if ya know what I mean and I think ya do because I’m an idiot. But Barb isn’t the only one who has gone all Spring Fashion 2012 on our asses. Our beloved Queen LaQueefer has temporarily turned in his moldy green hoodie for a new prison-striped hoodie. I give them credit on even knowing where to look for the latest fashion inspiration considering Avril Lavigne hasn’t put out a video in a spell.

After their big Social Services hearing, we learn that Jenelle has to pay Barb $30.00/week in child support. That should be easy for Barb to remember since it actually equals 5lbs of honey baked ham sliced thin at the Walmart deli counter. Jenelle seems like she couldn’t really care less about having to pay Barb, but that’s mainly because she and Special K have been fighting again on the regular. Barb tries to provide Jenelle some helpful words of wisdom like, “Have a lil maw self respect faw yawself, Jenelle.” Jenelle takes in all the advice by screaming at Barb to “shut the F up” and the like. Poor Barb. I always feel so bad for her. You see, she has this lil b*tch of a daughtah (that’s you) and Barb can barely party her own ass off anymore because she has to take care of Jace. I love how MTV always shows quick little clips of Barb taking care of Jace like she is actually one of the Teen Moms.

Things take a turn for the worse for our heroine during her ride with Special K. You see, he’s very busy texting on his phone but with whom we do not know. In fact, Jenelle doesn’t know either and whilst driving she basically tries to wrestle the phone away from him. Apparently Jenelle could tell that the number that he’s texting has a 508 area code which immediately made me squeal with delight. Everyone knows (probably not) that a 508 area code resides in the sunny state of Massachusetts. And, hmmmm, I wonder who on this show has a Boston-like accent? BARB! You totally know Barb has a secret cell phone with a 508 area code and she’s sexting Keiffah pictures of her boobs…and more! She probably arranges for Kieffah to come over dressed as a pirate (for Mike) and then the three of them get naked and roll around on piles and piles of deli meat scattered to and from. No? Just my theory? Fine. Either way, Special K tries to convince Jenelle that he’s just texting “some dude who messaged him on Facebook.” Yeah, nice save. This enrages Jenelle, who always seems to get equally mad when people ask her basic questions, and just as Kieffah is about to “tuck and roll” out of the car she steps on the gas and we finally experience the “Thelma and Louise” moment that this series has clearly been missing for 2 seasons. Jenelle is just screaming “I’m so maaaaaaaad!” while she is going about a good buck-20 down the freeway. I find myself with both arms up in the air in a victory stance and constantly chanting, “Keep driving Thelma!” Sadly they don’t go off a cliff and Kieffah gets out and walks alone to his grassy knoll for what I can only assume will be beauty-sleep related.

Once Jenelle is back at Tori’s House-o-Horror we learn that Special K was actually texting his ex-girlfriend (cough cough Barb cough cough). He shows her the evidence which is texts where he’s telling his ex that he doesn’t want to hear from her anymore. Per usual Jenelle doesn’t go to extremes and instead asks Kieffah if he’s going to marry his ex and have children with her. Yup, that’s normal. I’m sure they’ll spend their honeymoon at “Sweepstakes.” As the fighting ensues, Tori is pulling a “Sneaky Pete” and hiding around the corner watching and listening to their argument. Jenelle ends up storming out of the room and slamming the bathroom door a good 5-10 times, punching it, and screaming. Totally diddled as a youth. What seems like moments later, Jenelle starts being a big b*tch to Tori and Tori isn’t having it at all and wants Jenelle to move the hell to the out. I like how during this part of the fight Jenelle is playing the role of Barb and Tori is playing the role of Jenelle. Hello, pot? Meet the kettle. You’re both rust buckets. At least that’s how I think the old saying goes. Either way Jenelle is letting Tori know that most of the stuff in the apartment is hers and that she’s taking both the couches, to which Tori screams (from another room), “I’ve got couches!!” Meth is a tricky b*tch, isn’t she?

In the end, Jenelle busts into Tori’s room that, once again, looks like the traditional set of Hoarders and wants to collect her clothes back from Tori. Uh, yeah, because at the end of the day Jenelle wears anything more than one blue A&F hoodie. Suddenly, Tori loses her sh*t, demands Jenelle get out of the house immediately, and then just starts beating Jenelle with drumsticks. Why she’s walking around with drumsticks is beyond me. The girls start rolling around in piles of clothes, dirt, and regret all whilst pulling their hair and saying things like, “You’re being an idiot right now.” Meanwhile, Tori’s boyfriend lunges at Special K and those two go at it for a bit. Overall the entire length of the fight took about 11 seconds. Jenelle ends it by screaming for everyone to leave her alone all whilst pulling at her own hair like a bad 80’s music video starring Pat Benatar. Such angst. Such trash. Such 11 seconds of priceless entertainment.

Leah – Hey y’all we is movin’! It’s time for another episode of “Meet the Bumpkins.” I can’t even begin to believe that all of Corey and Leah’s scenes consisted of fighting over buying a trailer or a truck. I mean they call it “a house” but we all know the truth. When you’re trying to figure out if you should spend $9,000 on your “house” or replace your truck you might as well be living in a cave with the cast of The Goonies. Apparently there is some land for sale (y’all) and Leah and Corey are going to check it out to see if they’ll be able to put their mobile home on it. I believe it’s on a mudslide and is surrounded with West Virginian crack dens. The best part is that Leah tries to act all concerned and smart and actually asks Corey’s friend about the neighborhood and says (gulp), “Is the schools goods here’s?” Oh yeah, they is good. I hear if you make it past the first grade you automatically become a geneticist.

Leah and her hair that is whiter than an albino’s crotch is settling with the fact that she’s going to be a “coal miners wife” but Corey ends up deciding that he no longer wants a “new house” but needs to replace his 4-month old truck instead. He should replace is 4-month old wife as well because she’s friggin’ bricks. What I want to know is that if their “dream home” is $9,000 what in the holy hell do they live in now? I’m convinced it’s a cardboard box with wood paneling. Unfortunately, Leah no longer wants to live there because when she has to, and I quote, “bath-ing the babies” it’s really gross down in the basement…where the shower is…because that’s where it is in all houses?

Leah and her sissy take the babies down in the basement to give them some bath-ing and there is a huge spider in the tub that Leah steps on with her boat-shoes and then tries to rinse the blood and guts away. Her sister had the same boat shoes on and, well, that’s just dumb. As if this bath-ing experience (y’all) couldn’t get any worse, apparently there is no shower-head so Leah needs to reach all the way up to the ceiling to turn on the water nozzle. Yes, folks, you saw that correctly. The same way you wash your car in the driveway is the same way that Leah give her kids a bath. Squeaky clean! Here’s my question. Uh, is this where Corey and Leah shower too? No wonder why her hair is so damn white. By the time she can reach the nozzle her hair dye has gone from blond to “burn your scalp, y’all, white.” P.S., it must be really fun for the kids to take a bath when their mom is screaming at them to not touch anything. Sorry, but forget the geneticist because I’m pretty sure I solved this mystery!

In the end, Corey and Leah continue to fight about trucks and trailers, as I assume you do in the south, and Leah’s parents (sister and brother moles) decide they’ll help her find a trailer that she can have all to herself. Corey, clearly, still has his mind on getting a truck as when he rolls up in the dirt-driveway we see that he made his own “For Sale” sign for his front window. I was shocked he spelled almost the whole thing correctly. I loved how Leah tells Corey how hard it is to be bath-ing the babies in the basement because when it rains it floods and “mildews.” I hate with things just “mildews.” That hair dye has made it’s way all the way to the brain y’all! Time for another brain MReyyyyye!

Kail – Dear Jesus, please just make this all stop. The chinless Cowardly Lion received a copy of the letter that Jo sent to Social Services so he can appeal his child support payments. Yes it was written and read like a letter to Santa. At one point he not only says he thinks he has to pay too much, but also mentions that Kail should get a better job and not just stay where her boyfriend works. If Judge Judy ever got a hold of that appeal letter she would rip Jo such a new asshole that we’d actually find Janet’s backup weave in there. Allegedly. I think I’m supposed to say that so I don’t get sued or, worse yet, forced to shave off Janet’s mustache in a court of law. More importantly, whilst Kail is reading this letter to Issac/Isaac (who is in his very own room-prison) I noticed that she seems to have gimp bracelets braided into her hair. Now I know that some of “the kids” have feather extensions, but I’m pretty sure Kail’s was gimp. Also, I miss Suzi. I’m glum without her shaking and twitching.

Kail ends up having to get lawyer because Jo says he “may” get one and she should be prepared. Her lawyer, of course, did not disappoint as most reality-tv lawyers don’t. I believe her name was Catherine, but she went by Kate (?) which was extremely fitting since she literally had Kate Gosselin’s original spiked hairdo with matted down side bangs. She was, in not so many words, a treat. She pretty much just read the appeal letter from Jo to Kail and told her that she’ll appear in court with her if she pays her a $350 retainer fee. If I were Kail I would have said, “In addition to the retainer, throw in a chin implant and you got yourself a deal!” Kail chats it up with Jordan about all this Star Jones lawyer business and rolls her eyes when she figures out she’ll have to shell out some money for court since it’s “in the best interest for Issac/Isaac.” Maybe The Sports Authority can promote her to the golf department, which I hear pays a little better. I’m kidding. It’s all equally horrible.

Chelsea – Got dumped.

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donna Said,
jenelles fight with tori was hilarious!!chelsea whining about adam drove me nuts.you know randylicious was totally thinking,i told you he hates you,bricks.
QueenofCorona Said,
It totally sounded like Cory said, “Dogs I can just run over,” with my neon orange truck.

And Leah’s gem, “Is the schools good here?” Speaking of Leah, Chelsea must have borrowed her George Washington wig to her.

That tub WAS atrocious. Thats enough to make prisoners (Keefah and Jenelle) wince. It was like Buffalo Bills house from Silence of the Lambs.

I’m not 100% convinced that Leah’s mom and Ricky Bobby (her stepdad) aren’t siblings.

I loved Sporty Babs last night. She looked like a 1994 lesbian.

Jenelle’s new name should just be, “LEAVE ME ALONE!!!” What a psycho. Meth heads gone wild.

I had no idea Kate Gosslin was Kail’s lawyer.
donna Said,
i totally thought that basement looked like a serial killers house of horrors.
Kari Said,
Jenelle- Apparently this Tori girl is now her best friend and they do everything together blah blah blah. Looking at them and that apartment makes me itch. Yuck. So I guess Jenelle doesn’t work, because she said now that she pays child support she needs a job. But how does she pay for all the weeeeeeed shes smoking (her and Keiffer were so clearly HIGH at one point, ya’ll both high!)
Kail- I feel for her, I do. I know I’m supposed to make fun of her here, but I can’t do it. I feel like she actually has to try hard to make this Teen Mom thing work with barely any help from raptastic Jo and Janet’s stache.
Chelsea- When she came home from work at Now You’re Brown or whatever, her skin looked the most normal color I have seen it look in the history of this show.. Also, clearly she has issues stemming from Randylicious leaving when she was younger and when she wants to be loved by someone will. not. give. up. GIVE IT UP CHELS! You’re making yourself look like a moron on TV. At some point, these girls have to think, duh, I’m on a TV show, maybe I should have some self respect and be a good role model… SMH.
Leah- “Is the skewls gud here??” Really?? In that neighborhood I think I would be concerned with the crack house down the hill there and the abandoned, possible meth lab of a house across the street. I will give her some credit however for recognizing that bath-ing her babies in that shit hole of a basement is obviously not sanitary. I found myself actually talking to my television saying “Are you kidding me ya’ll?”, and “Wait until the ge-ne-te-cist finds out about this.” But really, that’s just gross. The amount of mold down there alone is scary. I used to have Corey’s back but now pshhh.. nope. You need another annoyingly bright redneck mobile instead of buying a new and improved metal box for your “kidsez” to live in??? Father of the year right there (altho in WV, he might be!!)

Great recap as usual… been reading your blog for a long time (since you were doing Hills recaps) and was finally driven to comment by basement bath-ing babies.
alwayssunny Said,
i currently live in the 508 area code. when jenelle asked who he was texting with a 508 area code i immediately checked my own phone to see if i had missed any secret texts from keiffer. unfortunately the answer was no.

also, when leah and corey were fighting she said something like “i don’t care if we have to pay $100 a month, i want a new place!” excuse me but how much are you paying right now? $12.38 a month? i guess that’s how cheap rent is when 0% of your taxes go to education.
CrackinUp Said,
This episode was a real treat. I love Barb and feel so bad for her! Janelle is evil and severley disturbed.

I thought you wouldve mentioned Jordan’s awesome zip-up hoodie that he wore in the scene while talking to Kail about getting a lawyer. I cannot understand why an adult male would wear a white hoodie that has pink and purple designs on it??!

PS. I laughed when the lady at Year Round Brown asked Chelsea if she wanted to “try cleaning off a tanning bed”. That is something you have really put alot of effort into? spray and wipe down!! duh.
kerry Said,
now i sort of believe kailyn really doesn’t have money. she knew she’d be on that after show special and couldn’t even get a decent blow out.

leah, you cheating whore, why can’t you just bath the babies 1 at a time in the sink until you can do better. i can’t believe she and corey even stand w/barefeet in that grimy azz tub.
Vuuuhhhginya Said,
I cannot believe Leah AND her sister refer to bathing as bath-ing. I’m appalled that people actually speak like that. Ridiculous.
OhGod Said,
I read on Twitter that Leah’s kids are going to be in a PAGEANT on valentine’s day. I really think Patrick should go to WV to see this damn pageant, film it and then wrote a recap.
Anne Said,
I thought the scene between Leah, Mama Crunchy Curls and Leah’s stepdad/boyfriend was real mafia style when they were talking about finding a new trailer for Leah.

I watched the Teen Mom after show and Kail said something like Randalicious FB’d her and told her to come to SoDak and he’d take her wisdom teeth out. Seriously, I’m moving across the border and having him support me, too.
donna Said,
oh,god i saw that!!and they are telling people to come.road trip!!patrick,love your chelsea recap.it covered everything
Brenda Walsh Said,
I also saw the tweets regarding the pageant. At first I was HORRIFIED but then I kept reading and saw it was a charity pageant to raise money for St. Jude’s Hospital. Less horrifying. Also, Leah tweeted a picture yesterday of Ali at the park and it looked like she was standing and possibly can walk now, so yay! However, Ali has now gotten “big girl glasses” (no more goggles) and is less cute.
JonA Said,
This was the episode that kept on giving.

Jenelle: I’m really getting sick of this bitch but it makes for good teebee. Does her son even know who she is besides “that trashy looking ho that occasionally shows up at my house to lay in bed all day”? Obvs she just popped Jace out and hasn’t cared about him since. Barb’s outfit in the car was flawless. No one coordinates their browns quite like Barb! And I was quite disappointed with the white trash brawl at Tori’s house. Then again how hard can you fight when you’re strung out on tha weeeeed? Oh, and what is she planning on doing with those TM2-paid-for couches when she moves out? They would look great on the grassy knoll….

Leah: I live in the South but thank Jebus it’s Atlanta and not bum-fuck WV. This really looks like another dimension of trashiness. You can buy a “house” for $9,000??? Please tell me this is from the part of the sales lot where they display the discounted former meth labs. Although that may be a step up from their current shack given the looks of that basement. Then again, ceiling mounted bathtub faucets are trendy, so maybe Leah’s ahead of the game. I died when they went to look at the “lot.” It was literally on the side of “holler.” Leah’s question about them thar schools was priceless, as if she knows anything about edumacation. For that matter, as if the mouth breather showing them dump knows anything about schools. Corey’s comment about the view up top being nice was also hilarious – from there you could probably see that the hills really do have eyes.

Chelsea: This chick makes herself look so pathetic. We get it, you’re beyond needy. Can’t your dad afford some trips to the therapist? Is Adumb really that much of a catch? I don’t get it. And what was with the mouth on the tanning bed lady? Something was amiss there… Also, the only customer that walked into Forever Orange was great. Less tanny, more treadmill bitch. And can we just take a moment to reflect on Chelsea’s mom’s hair? That, my friends, is the definition of greatness. I can see where Chelsea gets her inclination to experiment with horrid colors.

Kail: I totally tune out when this bitch shows up. Yeah, she’s the most responsible one blah blah blah. She just seems like such a pain in the ass to be around. And her face below her nose bothers the shit out of me. I predict that kid is not going to be the hottest thing on the playground. Thank god he inherited his dad’s mad rappin’ skillz.
Raychel Said,
“Leah and her hair that is whiter than an albino’s crotch..” Brilliant. I believe I snorted when I read that.. I cannot believe the basement bathtub in that house, it’d be more sanitary to hose them off in the backyard. I wonder if they have an outhouse.

When Chelsea was whining about her GED and that she was starting her job, and then she was like “but I can’t worry about that cause Adam broke up with me,” I wanted to slap the bronzer off of her. You really have your priorities in line.

Kailyn.. Boring. When she was talking to Jordan at the end, she actually looked kinda pretty. I hope Kate Gosselin will help her win her case.

Jenelle is such a train wreck. That fight was intense, although at one point it looked like Tori was kicking her legs in the air like a donkey. And also, Jenelle has rent and child support to pay, but yet she is getting hiiigh hiigh ya both hiigh.

How can Keiffah afford a phone? I guess the bill just comes to the grassy knoll each month.

Amazing recap!!
KIKI79 Said,
Chelsea- got dumped.~~**dead** can’t wait until next episode when all the sudden she “has more energy” (cue xenedrine promo) so that means she needs to walk around with her friends with random balloon hats on their head. idiot.

Kail~~i’m rooting for her and her chin minus her stoopid boyfriend with the rainbow brite hoodie on.

Janelle~~i am so sick of her crying and bitching about kieffer!! i really hope this is scripted b/c she is downright pathetic! never once do you here her cry over Jace. I though for sure you’re sceen cap was going to include Bawb in her hot, brown hat. I was kinda dissappointed. Does anyone else notice that keiffer’s jeans are extremely ill fitting? everytime they show him walking away (which is alot) his bottom half seems so oddly shaped, like he is walking with a load in his pants. ew.

Le-ugh~~first time I have ever seen a shower in a basement!! that was disgusting and third wordly. I didn’t know trailers had basements? aren’t they pre-manufactured or built in place on grade? very odd. can’t wait to see these two idiots break up. whoever said Le-ugh’s mom and step dad were brother and sister was spot on!!!
EasyPeezy Said,
Nice Louis Vitton purse Kail carried with her to the lawyer’s office
funkster166 Said,
Kail..sorry but I feel for her..deadbeat jo thinks she should get a better job? Seriously? Its easy for him to say that living at his mommas..what bills does he have. Rake his balls over the coals and get what you can girl.
Janelle- I see a future epsiode of intervention with her in it. Give up school and start hooking..at least that is more honest.
Leah- F your hubby…take those babies and run, that tub looks like the old set up at my childhood camp.. disgusting
Chelsea_ Hey dumbass..get a clue..adam keeps coming back for a booty call, when he has nothing else going on. Get CS and lose his number. Get selfrespect and quit playing the victim. Screw you once shame on him, screw you 100 times, shame shame on you. grow a backbone and quit depending on your family to support you and take care of you and for christ sake,,get the damn GED already..
Ambuuuh Said,
oh sad. Looks like Leah had a miscarriage.
KIKI79 Said,
oh sad. Looks like Leah had a miscarriage

^^i mean not for nothing, but that might have been for the best. still sad though.
Bitch Jungle Said,
also hear Leah just had a miscarriage. seriosuly, take some damn birth control. now that youhave had at least 1 baby with 1 guy doesn’t mean that you need to have 1 with every guy you are with.
OhGod Said,
I’m sad now that I know the pageant is for charity.
I still haven’t watched this FRIGGIN’ EPISODE! Sucks to live in Italy and have to wait until someone put it online.. And apparently it’s not everyone’s first priority. They probably got dumped by A-dumb too.
Leah Said,
I seriously believe that all homes in WV have a shower in the basement
Jordan Said,
I can’t believe noone has mentioned the windshield wiper scene. Seriously those things were deafening. They could’ve had Kieffah strapped to the top flapping his arms and it would’ve been quieter.
Kelli Said,
Why don’t Corey and Leah get an RV and then everybody wins!!!
Scooby Said,
Spot-on recap, as always!
A few things I don’t understand:
1) How does Kieffah not only afford a phone, but a brand spankin’ new iPhone?
2) Do they not have regular apartments in WV? What with the $60K per season MTV is paying them, I would think they’d be able to spend more than $40 a month on housing.
3) How is Kail on government assistance, when every episode shows her with a new designed purse on her arm?
4) How are there massive amounts of snow on the ground in Chelsea’s segments, yet Leah and Corey are prancing around in tank tops and shorts? Is WV really that warm in the winter, or were their segments shot after their breakup (which would explain why they exchange death stares in every other scene)?
5) In the season previews, it was insinuated that Kail cheats on Jordan with Jo…impatiently waiting for the drama!
L-Train Said,
I LOVED the DOTS and Fashion Bug reference…I think back in the day these two stores were side by side in a plaza in Danvers.

“The best part is that Leah tries to act all concerned and smart and actually asks Corey’s friend about the neighborhood and says (gulp), “Is the schools goods here’s?” Oh yeah, they is good. I hear if you make it past the first grade you automatically become a geneticist.” AWESOME!
the2v's Said,
“I hear if you make it past the first grade you automatically become a geneticist.” –BRILLIANT! (says it like the guys on the Guinness commercials!)

I haven’t watched the episode, will do that today when my kids leave for school! But yes, if it is what I’m hoping for it will make me laugh until I piss my pants!

You know, I’m preggers and I cannot believe how some of these trashbags care for their kids, no love.
Carp Said,
Don’t Leah and what’s his name live in a trailer already? I didn’t think trailer’s had basements. Therefore, it must be the tornado/bomb shelter that they bath their babies in.
KittyKat aka Chelsea's lip herp Said,
Leah’s question about the school system was gold. And the guy’s answer was pretty much on the same level. I was scared for my eyes in that neighborhood. They could probably buy the meth shanty accross the street from the empty trailer lot for a few hundred. It’s two stories and anchored to the ground, y’all! Family trip for this pageant? Please, daddy Patrick???

Im glad to see Kate Gosselin is out earning money for her kids. Take that, haters!! But really, I wonder if it’s a Pennsylvania thing to have that haircut? Suzi first, now the lawyer. Kate G is such a trendsetter.

Jenelle is such a horrible mess. Get that girl some serious help. She has abandonment issues that make Chelsea’s look ok. Not to mention she lives in total filth. Anyone else cringe at the disgusting dirty door??

Chelsea will work at the tanning salon for life, with no GED. Poor thing, Adam totally just came back for a fun time, to spread his herpe virus, and run again. And then she shared her lip gloss with Aubree and I just screamed, “nooooo! Now the baby has herpes!!”
Square Hair Said,
@Raychel – “When Chelsea was whining about her GED and that she was starting her job, and then she was like “but I can’t worry about that cause Adam broke up with me,” I wanted to slap the bronzer off of her” – oooomg I died laughing!

This was the best Leah and Chelsea recap EVER!!!
KittyKat aka Chelsea's lip herp Said,
Your comment blocker is eating my life.
JonA Said,
Why can’t I comment??????
39 & not pregnant Said,
I think Jo should consider letting Barb raise Isaac as she is sadly thrilled to get a measly $120 a month for Jace and she does 100% of everything.

Kailyn’s house looks like a small town train depot.

Jenelle has a giant tramp stamp that almost looked like a map. Directions to the grassy knoll perhaps?
Woot Said,
Leah lost her baby.
Darling Nikki Said,
Omg Leah seriously everytime she mispronounces words someones I.Q. drops 50 points and I love how she went with mommy and uncle/step daddy to eat Corey was giving their meal ticket/baybies a bath. Love how she didnt even rinse em off . Also Chelsea shouldnt be sharing lip gloss with bri bri when shes got the herp. Jenelle well Im still waiting for an intervention episode. Kail well lets just say if you keep appealling in court youre never gonna get that child support and me gusta Suzi and Janet
Daisy H Said,
Last night’s episode was definitely a gem!!!! Chelsea is so stupid I seriously cannot take it anymore. Get over it!!! He doesn’t want you anymore. MOVE ON!!!!!! She is so damn lazy too. She actually looked pained cleaning the tan beds. Windex and a paper towel. How hard is THAT??? Get your damn GED and then maybe you can get a better job!!!!!!

Leah and Corey!!!!! Just awful. Dipshit wants a truck more than a proper home for his kids. That bathtub scenario was horrendous. Although Leah you could still wash them in the sink seperately, Just sayin….. If Corey doesn’t want to rush into buying a “trailer” then get an apartment. Do they have apartments in WV???? Why must one live in a trailer??? What a way to aim high!!! They are just both too stupid to live!!!!!

Jenelle is just a selfish trainwreck. Her only priority is Kieffa!!!! How sad is that??? Take care of your kid and leave poor Barb alone. Patrick I laughed out loud about the comment you made regarding the 508 number. I am from MA and have a 508 number and all I could think of was who is he talking to from up here??? I like your theory. He and Barb (with her thick Boston accent) secretly hooking up. Too funny!!!!

I really have nothing to say about Kail. Jo however is a dumbass if he thinks he is going to get away with paying no child support. Sorry pal you play you pay!!!!
Lauren Said,
“I’m sure they’ll spend their honeymoon at “Sweepstakes.” …Oh, how I love Wednesdays!

Raychel and Square Hair, I also died when Chelsea said she can’t worry about Aubree or her new job “because Adumb just broke up with me”….LOL’z!!!

You know it’s an awesome episode when Barb is the normal one
Ibbb4eva Said,
Jenelle and tori are such good friends that didn’t tori recently sue her or have her arrested?

I don’t know who is worse – Chelsea or kail. I mean if I were writing jo’s letter wouldn’t the first thing be like well she gets a huge check from MTV?
Brenda Walsh Said,
Not sure who is worse between Jo and Kail. Jo, who can’t even bother to type up a respectable statement, just scrawls it in 3rd grade printing, or Kail, who carries a Louis Vuitton purse to her meeting with her lawyer, as her voice over whines (yet again) about how she has no money. Why don’t you sell that purse on Ebay? That would for sure cover your retainer fee.
Brooke Said,
Will someone please medicate Jenelle ASAP. As a mental health “professional”, I am legit concerned.
Wednesdaystreat Said,
“I hear if you make it past the first grade you automatically become a geneticist.” PURE GOLD!!!

OMG! That “bathroom” was quite possibly the nastiest thing I have ever seen–and saying it was like a serial killers house was spot on! But really, if you know it’s all MILDEWY down t here, hows about picking up the clothes all over the floor? And I agree. Corey fell down a few points last night with his NEED for a truck–immature, anyone?

Somehow, my DVR messed up, and I missed the first 16 minutes, which MUST be when the Barb stuff was on. DAMN!!

Kail and Chelsea–YAWN!
abby Said,
Re: Kailee’s (or whateverthefuck her name is) purse – hello, ever heard of a fake? That, my friends, was clearly a fake. So I’m not begrudging her the NYC street vendor $30 bag she carried to her lawyer’s office. I’ve got a lot of respect for this girl. She’s got NO help (unlike Chelsea, who has help wiping her ass) and is clearly trying hard to better her life and not end up crack-hoing like her mom. I hope she takes Jo to the cleaners.
WV Lady Said,
I live in WV, its not all bad, promise! We have 3 showers in our house, and none are in the basement! And our schools is good! If you ever have to pass through, just stay in the Eastern Panhandle, dont go south!
Sarah Said,
@Scooby, I was wondering that myself about Leah and Corey. If you noticed neither of them wore their wedding rings almost the entire show and if looks could kill!
Square Hair Said,
I don’t think that was a spider in Leah’s tub either. I don’t know what the freak that thing was…it looked evil!!!
Kat's sister Said,
Patrick, will you please launch some sort of investigation into what these teen moms are and aren’t allowed to use their money for? They must have something in their contract that says they can’t use it for living expenses or cars, but can use it on hair, clothes and accessories, right?? Kail was also carrying a Vera Bradley duffle bag and wearing a North Face jacket. This is getting ridiculous! Come on, do it for your fans…
Mandy Said,
The albino crotch reference was quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Well done!
Ugh Said,
You missed the best part, “does the horse come too?”

I don’t know about anyone else, but in my neighborhood, there are no horses. I should move to WV just to see the mythical horse neighborhoods.

That then made me thing who just lets a horse wander around a town. Hillbillies.
Ugh Said,
think* not thing
katie Said,
yes, POOR kail. it must be a bitch jungle for you, as i see you with miss me jeans ($120 per pair, but still, no one misses you), columbia coats, expensive bags, ridiculous looking additions to your hair, all the while issac/isaac is dressed in wal-mart’s best. if i was jo, i would make you pay me.
corey’s handmade truck for sale sign just did me in. the twin with the goggles could have made a more professional looking sign than that….or maybe would have had the sense to spend the 50 cents at the local dollar general (ya’ll) to buy one. leah’s determination to buy a trailer to have a “nice place” for her girls to live made me feel so much better about myself.
again, chelsea scared the bejeeezus out of me during the after show. its a combination of the cruella deville hair and the over-plucked, badly shaped eyebrows that make up my nightmares.
jenelle, me gusta. don’t change.
things were supposed to start “getting good” this week. i’m disappointed. i miss farrah.
Birds the word Said,
I’m tired of both seasons of the teen moms at this point..i say we get a new series bad girls club style and the cast can be both of the seasons’ teen mom mom’s. Barb, Suzi, Dawn, Mary, Sharon, Deborah, April, whatever amber’s moms name is and hell we could even add Janet and Ty’s mom. i think that would be a more entertaining show
JonA Said,
Jenelle is such a trashbag. The fight was lame, but I guess that’s what happens when ya smokin’ tha weeeed. Does her son even know who she is?

Leah’s reality is frightening to me. A $9,000 house? Set on the side of a holler surrounded by meth labs? Just end it now.

Kail’s mouth is the most annoying thing on earth. Her pillow is probably covered in slobber stains.

Chelsea’s codependency is nauseating. Can’t her dad afford therapy sessions for her?
donna Said,
i too was wondering what kind of spider that was.i thought it would eat one of the girls.also,im sick of chelsea whining she wants adam because her parents are divorced.they may be divorced but randyilicious is totally in the picture.he didnt leave town.jenelle is totally bipolar.kail may be dead inside but at least shes not acting like chelsea.
SuzieQ Said,
I didn’t know trailers had basements.
KIKI79 Said,
SuzieQ Said,
I didn’t know trailers had basements.

^^^^that’s exactly what I said!!! I do not think that was their house, I would not put it past MTV to actually film in another house for dramatic affect…
kas Said,
99% of Chelsea’s “problems/issues” are actually neither and the other 1% is Adam. Like Donna said, both parents are still very much in the picture and supportive (too supportive). She is that child of divorce that has learned to manipulate both parents over the years with talking about how their divorce traumatized her that they just give her whatever she wants. (At least Randalicious does)
Claire Said,
Chelsea – What an ugly waste of brerathing space.

Leah – Rumor has it she had a miscarriage. Talk about a blessing in disguise. Yes! I said her miscarriage was a blessing so if the WV Crunchy Curl Gang is reading this….I meant it.

Janelle – Week after week of her acting like she belongs on one of Sally Jesse Rafael’s “My teen daughter is out of control” episodes is getting boring.

Kail – She’s the worst.
QueenofCorona Said,
Does anyone else thing that Jenelle has the oddest wormy shaped lips? The top one especially. Looks like something that crawled out of Leah’s tub.
Mona Said,
@queenofcorona -yes!! And her eyebrows are fucked up too!!
Chelsea's Wig Said,
Janelle is a train wreck-this girl needs some serious help!

Leah- Is the schools good? Hopefully it’s better than the school you went to! And that shower looks like it came out of the Saw movies…What the hell kinda of a father allows his children to bath in a bathtub like that…

Hey, maybe LaQueefas been texting me…my cell phone is a 508 number…. ah, no, it wasn’t me, damn…
kasey Said,
It was so apparent in this crapisode how stunted Jenelle’s development really is. Who says “LEAVE ME ALONE!!!” that many times? She acts like a tween. At least me, as a tween. I totally thought the Keiffa and the other boyfriend were going to break up the fight and instead they went at it! What is wrong with these people?!?!

You bring up SUCH a good point about where Leah and Corey bath(e) – apparently the e is optional in WV- and now i NEED to know the answer. Is Leah washing her frighteningly white mop in the sink too??
Lisa Said,
normally Chelsea annoys the shiat out of me, but I’m actually starting to feel bad for her at this point. she just flat out doesn’t get it with Adam. he doesn’t want her, never will, treats her like crap, seems like a sucky parent, and yet she still longs after him. I keep telling myself that she’s young, inexperienced, and is likely still living in fairytale land – but at this point I think she needs therapy. I realize she wants Aubree to have both parents and a loving perfect family, but she needs to realize it’s not going to happen with that douche. I hope she eventually finds a guy who treats her and Aubree well.

I loved how on the after show, Jenelle said the thing that would surprise people the most is that she’s really easy to get along with – and that Barb is the only person that gets her screaming and crazy. she said that right after they showed her fight with her “friend.”
Wednesdaystreat Said,
Yup, I just read it too–Leah miscarried. However, she tweeted about Alibaba and her sis “God couldn’t have gave me a greater blessing.” Is the schools good? Saw that NEIGHBORHOOD FROM HELL too–WOW! I hear the dueling banjos right now.

I also just saw the first few minutes that I missed on MTV.com. Barb’s get up when they went to Social Services was GREAT! Whoever said she was a 1990s lesbian was right on.
Isitoveryet? Said,
That wasn’t a spider, it was a cave cricket. I almost threw up when she stepped on it because they are very meaty and gooey when crushed. Then she baths the kids in it! And I need to know if that’s where she and corey bath….I’d rather be dirty.
KittyKat aka Chelsea's Lip Herp Said,
In regards to Leah’s bathtub situation… My guess is they have a stand up shower upstairs and the only tub is in the basement. Though why ANYONE would put a tub in a basement like that is beyond me (then again, it IS West Virginia). Also, they obviously moved from their last trailer and MTV hasn’t told us. If you look at their house it’s a totally different place than the trailer in the middle of no where with the rickety deck.
Penelope Said,
Jenelle will be dead in five years. You mark my words.
Corey's Subtitle Writer/Interpreter Said,
Oh God, where to start?

Kail – Jo looks like a Mexican version of Billy Bob Thornton from ‘Slingblade’, and I think he might have some kind of Asperger’s Syndrome or something because he never meets anyone’s eyeline. Then again, people with Asperger’s are usually good at something, so I dunno. How could she have let such a dreamboat get away?

Leah – As a southerner AND a teacher, I cringed at the comment “Is the schools good?” No, apparently not. I imagine in West Virginia, subject-verb agreement is tantamount to witchcraft so maybe she was just protecting herself and her “yung’uns” from being stoned to death in that crusty basement bathtub. I’m almost positive it was a cricket in the bathtub and not a spider. Some more of that good schoolin’ and they might’ve known that and not soiled themselves. If Corey wants a new truck then he should give up his lofty dreams of being a coal miner and start a business where he bends the bills of caps for a living. But I see why being a coal miner would appeal to him…going down into a wide, dirty, dusty hole that lots of men have entered before him has gotta be a familiar, comforting feeling. Stick with what you know. Goggles or Not-Goggles (as they’re known around the Simms household) might end up being the next Loretta Lynn.

Chelsea – She should just legally change her name to “Cheetara” and be done with it. She’s got the first 3 letters already in place and wouldn’t even have to get rid of her monogrammed leopard print towels. Is addiction to cheap leopard print a real thing, like “love addiciton”? Can Dr. Drew give a ruling on this? And Adam aka The Nick Lachey of the Dakotas. Douchey barb wire biceps tats, famous because of their idiot women, and both now work on generators for a living.

Jenelle – Is Kieffer’s cell phone billing address “The Big Shady Oak Tree”? Is it delivered by owl like he just got admitted to Hogwarts? He needs to be the next roommate on “Jersey Shore”. Not because he really brings anything to the table, he just needs a place to get out of the weather, get a shower, and a hot meal. The hot meal will come at 4am after a nite of clubbing and skank love, but still. I feel like I should go get a tetanus booster shot before seeing that apartment again.
HiHorse Said,
The ’spider’ was actually a Cave Cricket. They dwell in dark damp places like caves and *gasp* basements. If Leah would get off her lazy ass and clean that hovel, maybe her ‘kidzes’ wouldn’t have to wallow around in cricket guts while being ‘bath’d’ Watched a couple of back episodes today OnDemand… Plastic bags lying in the halls within the ‘kidzes’ reach, hundreds of empty soda bottles and cups all over, just a nasty, NASTY house I wouldn’t let a hamster live in.

There’s no way that is the only bathroom in the house (trailer). It was in the laundry room, I assume it was there for the soaking of clothes. No sink or toilet, no mirror. It wasn’t a bathroom. I posted a whole, long explanation of my thoughts on TWOP, but as soon as Howard the Coward sees it I will probably be snipped, if not banned… Again. LOL

Anyway.

I just cannot STAND Leah, her ignorance burns! “Is the schools good?” Indeed.

Gotta say, I enjoy your blog a great deal, you have a real knack for calling it like it is. Keep up the good work!
alexiscp Said,
I also noticed both Leah & Corey were not wearing their rings.

Chelsea pretty much said in “A Closer Look” that the only reason she wants A-dumb is because she never wants Aubree to have a stepmom. Randlicious’ wife must be so happy to hear that.
Allyse Said,
That basement was horrible! It brought back bad memories of the basement in my childhood home (we lived in a 100 year old Victorian house, and in my experience, no matter how nice the rest of the house is, all Victorian houses have disgusting basements). i was forced to go down there once b/c of a tornado and i fucking flipped shit and decided i’d rather die in the tornado than be stuck in that moldy pit. I couldn’t imagine bath-ing in that mess every day!

Speaking of bath-ing…what the hell kind of bath was that?! All she did was throw a couple cups of water on the girls…i don’t even think she used soap (it’s too expensive, ya’ll!) I’m pretty sure Chelsea, Jenelle, and Kailyn use the same method to “wash” their hair…no wonder it always looks so greasy.

So glad to see that Kate Gosselin found a job! I wonder what Jon’s been up to these days…
Lennon Said,
Kailyn’s lawyer looked like the poor man’s (reallyyyy poor mans) Suze Orman.
Angi Said,
Ok I feel this should be said…. I was raised in West-by-God- Virginia… and Leah and Cory are NOT the norm. I promise that… Very few places in WV are still that redneck. Most of it is pretty awesome.

Chelsea is an idiot… plain and simple….. she looks absolutely pathetic and is going to give her daughter a complex.

Jenelle- are these episodes not evidence enough to have her committed? She needs anti-psychotics….

Kail- plain and simple- Jo is supposed to pay child support. Regardless of what she does and what she carries. He is lucky he hasn’t had to pay it thus far…
KittyKat aka Chelsea's lip herp Said,
@angi- Exactly in regards to Jo paying Kail child support. They calculate that based on what things would be like if they WERE TOGETHER! Government thinks he is entitled to that lifestyle. Oh, Jo…thinking his “rap career” is more important than his son. I love asshole baby daddies.
CrackinUp Said,
what i don get is he would be paying the same amoutn whether they were together or not, right?? so why is he being such a STUBBORN A*S?!!! Just get over it….the only difference is, if they were together and getting along it might not be in writing but he still would be paying for things related to his son, no?!
KittyKat aka Chelsea's lip herp Said,
Meaning Isaac is entitled to a financial situation that is equivalent to what it would be if his parents were together. Trust me, I’ve gone through it!!
my orange pickup Said,
Janelle is crazy! One second she is screaming, “NO ONE LOVES ME, WHY WON’T ANYONE HELP ME?!!” then the next, “EVERYONE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!” Decide Janelle, cause we are all confused!
Mary Said,
Corey’s Subtitle Writer/Interpreter Said,
Leah – As a southerner AND a teacher, I cringed at the comment “Is the schools good?” No, apparently not. I imagine in West Virginia, subject-verb agreement is tantamount to witchcraft so maybe she was just protecting herself and her “yung’uns” from being stoned to death in that crusty basement bathtub. I’m almost positive it was a cricket in the bathtub and not a spider. Some more of that good schoolin’ and they might’ve known that and not soiled themselves. If Corey wants a new truck then he should give up his lofty dreams of being a coal miner and start a business where he bends the bills of caps for a living. But I see why being a coal miner would appeal to him…going down into a wide, dirty, dusty hole that lots of men have entered before him has gotta be a familiar, comforting feeling. Stick with what you know. Goggles or Not-Goggles (as they’re known around the Simms household) might end up being the next Loretta Lynn.

This is just as funny as the recap. Nice work!
donna Said,
am i the only one who,after seeing people say that thing was a cave cricket,googled cave cricket?i did and i think it was a cave cricket
donna Said,
just got another look at chelsea(my eyes,my eyes)and i think her herp is actually a weirdly placed lip piercing
Barb's Bosom Said,
You know, Patrick?? I LOVE your recaps. I truly do. But the comments from people who recap your recaps crack me up almost as much!!
Your fans are effing hilarious! =)
Guest Said,
Ok, so I just caught the TM2 aftershow A Closer Look…Leah drove me NUTS!!! Even after the host looked at Leah and said “bathe”, Leah still went on to say bath’ed…10 times! And then she said if she was in Kail’s position, she would NOT have asked for child support from Joe. Um, yeah you would, you little liar with nasty hair…how else will you pay for those sleek boat shoes and a trailer with a BATH?!
HiHorse Said,
Donna: lol at Googling Cave Cricket! We have them here, alas, not in my house but in our hay barns foundation and in the well house in the pasture. They are very nasty and very crunchy, yet juicy when stomped on. *shudder*
KittyKat aka Chelsea's lip herp Said,
@Guest. I guarantee (or gar-uun-tee as Mamma “extra chromosome”Dawn would say) Leah is getting a very pretty penny of child support from Corey and his hat string. She is such an icky person inside and out.
donna Said,
and if it was a cave cricket,isnt it bad luck to kill one?
Natalie Said,
Hold the phone……….trailers have basements?!?
Allyse Said,
Donna- I hope it’s not bad luck to kill a cave cricket (or “sprickets” as they’re called in Indiana) because I definitely had to kill more than a few in my old apartment! Oh my God, I hate those things with a passion. Thankfully, I moved to a new complex that is not falling apart and do not have to deal with them anymore
Corey's Subtitle Writer/Interpreter Said,
@Mary – Thankee kindly. : )
Here for boobs Said,
Are we going to keep glossing over the fact that Aubree is quite possibly the homliest baby in all of the land? Those awful pigtails made of the three strands of hair on her head that Chelsea thinks help identify her gender only accentuate her ugly face.
Square Hair Said,
Aubree looks just like Adumb…poor, poor thing…
donna Said,
here,aubrees not totally repulsive.now isaac,thats …..not a cute child
Square Hair Said,
Jace is the cutest to me.
Brenda Walsh Said,
Aw, I think Aubree is cute! Agree with the poster about Isaac though…..
Guest Said,
LOL @ Aubree’s pigtails made of 3 strands of hair! I’m sure Chelsea will get her in the tanning bed in no time. Probably going to hell for picking on babies, but I too would have to say Isaac is the least cute of the babies. And is it bad that I think the one with the goggles is cuter than the one without?
Justlikehoneyboobooboo Said,
The scene where Jenelle and Tori were rolling around in a huge pile of dirty clothes was disgusting. I felt like I was going to catch the clap just from watching it.

I personally find both of Leah’s babies to be homely. Goggles is only cute when she’s wearing her goggles.
39 & Not Pregnant Said,
Goggles looks exactly like Corey and non-goggles looks exactly like Leah to me. And yes I think Jace is the cutest too.
Cave Critter (deceased) Said,
Yep, Jace is sooo cute.

Observation: Chelsea’s manager…Tara. Now I know I have some weight on me, but how can you look fat in the face but you’re body looks like a size 10-12? I’m confused. Also, why the hell is she wearing a wig?!! Yes, the manager is wearing a black wig! Or at least it looks and moves like one.
Cave Critter (deceased) Said,
Sorry, I’m commenting as I watch……why the hell did Kieffah start “punching” (what the hell kind of punch was that anyway) Tori’s boyfriend for no reason? hahaha, what a friggin’ idiot.

You know what….now that I think about it, (and replayed it about 4 times) Kieffah’s 2 hits didn’t even make contact. That shit was fake.
Cave Critter (deceased) Said,
I wonder why Chelsea is so willing to talk (whine and cry) about Adam to her dad but doesn’t really talk about him to her mom? She goes into detail about how she’s feeling about the situation with ‘ole Rando when they were on the phone and she even initiated that conversation, she brought him up, but just minutes before when she was with her mom, and was asked if Adam contacted her, she just said “no”..

Also…..few clips of the episode…i noticed how Jace is the spittin’ image of Jenelle.
Here for boobs Said,
HAHA!!! Googles is only cute with her goggles on!
L-Train Said,
Finally caught up on my dvr. This whole episode was depressing. I don’t know why I’m starting to feel bad for these girls (even the cave cricket)…It must be my hangover.
I cannot STAND Chelsea however I feel bad that she’s hurting so badly. I remember being young and dealing with the whole broken heart thing. I’m also curious about Adumb’s parents. Who are they? Who raised this awful human? The world needs to know so it can be documented and never repeated. It’s weird that Chelsea keeps saying “I like him so much but he doesn’t like me!” Like? What are you in 6th grade? Oh wait…

Why the hell did Keifaaaah start throwing punches at that chick’s boyfriend? Even the boyfriend looked confused.
She’s seriously f*cking twisted. One minute she’s having an aneurism about wanting attention and the next she’s having a seizure if anyone talks or gets near her. She kind of scares the sh*t out of me.

I think all the babies are cute. I can’t be mean to babies on the interwebs.
KittyKat aka Chelsea's lip herp Said,
Aubree is cuter than Aleesha-Moesha. That child is very homely. Alianababaka is cute with the goggles and when she gives the side eye. Jace looks a little like Barb and this is winning for him. Isaac, that poor thing…

Love love love, the Cave Cricket (deceased) name!! Oh this website makes my life.
katie Said,
will you all please quit describing what it sounds/feels like when a cave cricket is stepped on???!!! and please, stop describing them as “meaty”. i seriously threw up in my mouth a few times reading those comments. sick, sick, sickos!!!!!
issac/isaac got kail’s chin and jo’s crocodile smile/cheeks, but sadly missed out on janet’s hair. homely.
aubree looks like she shot out of the vaginastein smoking weed.
goggles is the cutest.
non-goggles will probably have some complex when she gets older due to the amount of attention hes sister gets. i predict she will seek comfort in the arms of jace, who i hope will be at least half as train-wreck as his mom is (talk about great TV). me gusta jenelle, nonetheless.
MikeThePirate Said,
Leah’s “is the skewls good?” made my face contort in horror. She & Corey aren’t representing the great state of West-by-God-Virginia well at all. I’m a former resident of W.Va. & I just have to reiterate that we are most certainly NOT all illiterate hillbillies!

Add me to those who don’t understand why Leah & Corey don’t look for an apartment. For crap’s sake, they live right outside of Charleston! Nice apartments with suitable “bath”-ing conditions are aplenty. Trash will be trash, though.

Hilarious recap as always, Patrick!
Janet's 'stache Said,
For God’s sake, Patrick, don’t shave me! Have mercy!
Janet's 'stache Said,
In reference to Leah’s tub, I thought I heard her say it “used to be a stand up”…I don’t get it, how does a trailer have a basement to begin with? Did they plop a trailer down on top of where a house used to be??? So many unanswered questions!
Janet's 'stache Said,
LOL @ referring to Alibaba as Goggles. I think she’s a cutie, but I’m probably still going to hell for laughing at the expense of a baby :-/
Cave Critter (deceased) Said,
You know when you’re use to something that other’s may find disgusting?, and when other’s finally see it you make it seem like you’re not use to it and seem like you complain about it all the time? That’s how Leah was when her friend and all of “the America” got to see her dungeon spa. Right when they were heading down the steps( huh?? steps?) she was saying how disgusting it was and she was all embarrassed when she had to get the water from the ceiling. People complain the most about what they have when they’re embarrassed about it and when they know other people have to see it. Why did they move there anyway….the trailer with the blue cooler in the front and the tornado front porch was MUCH better, and I bet it had a better tub.
Jenny Said,
It looks like next week Corey finds out about Leah cheating. It happened two weeks before their wedding.
Daisy H Said,
I am so bummed. I thought I read on Patrick’s site that he is away this week and will not be recapping this week. There were quite a few gems this week too:( I really look forward to this blog!!!!
DD Said,
OMGOMGOMG..your recaps made me watch this ep. Janelle is insane. I honestly believe I could walk past Janelle and say, ‘nice day.’ And she’d yell, ‘FUCK OFF LEEMME ALONNNEE I HATE YOU BITCH WHORE WAAAAAAAAAA.” Then she’d punch a tree. She’s fucking nuts. She has no ‘inside’ voice. She might be retarded, but, she needs to be locked up.
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