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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Here Comes Corey Claus Right Down Trailer Park Lane!
Jenelle – Sometimes when your life is stormy you need a little calm. You need a mustache with mangled teeth to provide you with advice. You need Barb’s boyfriend Mike. Jenelle is seeing red (and not just because Barb is decked out in a beautiful Christmas red sweater with black leaves all around the neck that just slightly shows off her menopausal bosom) because Queen LaQueefa is still playing “Hey that’s my bum bum!” in the slammer. Now correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure that Mike is coming on to Jenelle hard-core. He’s all like, “You use to be fun, Jenelle (wink-wink).” Probably meaning that she used to ride the pole without a jacket if you know what I mean and, well, if ya don’t you’re on the wrong site because I’m talking smut. I. Am. Talking. Smut. The whole time Mike’s mustache is talking I keep noticing how while Jenelle is dressed to film Scene 3 of an Avril Lavigne skater boi video she’s sporting the fake nails that Leah (and the Real Housewives of Orange County) seem to still think looks good. I think having sexy nails is important especially when counting your food stamps. Nevertheless (am I using that right?), Mike took a few notes from Barb’s Book-o-Crazy by saying some of her best catch phrases of 2011 such as, “…and then yaw done!” followed by “he’s draggin’ you down Jenelle.” I’m pretty sure the only thing Kieffah is dragging down right now is his pants to Bubba. That’s right folks, I’m talking 5th grade jokes all the live-long day. Buckle up because this whole episode was a snooze.
Later, the Good-Time-Gang has to celebrate Christmas early because Barb is going out of town for a bit. At first I was assuming that was code for “sex change in Tijuana” but then leaned more towards her attending a meat slicing convention in Toledo. Everything seems to be going pretty well on their pre-Christmas Christmas as Jenelle has bought Jace actual gifts. Shocking. It’s times like these when I really love me some Barb because she just blurts out, “Oh. My. Goodness. How cute that is!” all whilst she is smiling ear to ear. More surprises come when we learn that Jenelle even bought Barb a gift. I hear the Grinch’s heart grew three sizes that day. Barb is so psyched because Jenelle got her Ugg boots. Barb spits out, “Oh yeah! They’re nice! Cuz I like the daaaahhhk colaaah!” If she likes the dark color I’m surprised she didn’t take more of a liking to Kieffah, but I digress and digest all at the same time.
In the end, any family Christmas wouldn’t be complete without a little family blow-out. This time around a fight takes place over the fact that Barb wants Jenelle to change Jace’s sh*tty skid-marked diaper and Jenelle is a little slow to get up. Somehow it turns into a shouting match over Jace going to daycare and how Jenelle can’t be in his life and blah blah blah. Barb is pissed, screams “Merry Christmas” and leaves with Jace for the rest of the crapisode. Now is Mike’s chance to see if he can go down Jenelle’s chimney. However, Jenelle is too busy calling everyone she knows that is over 21 so they can bail Special K out of jail. 90% of the people won’t answer when Jenelle calls, 5% of the people won’t do it, and the other 5% were probably made up calls to the Time and Temperature lady for dramatic effect. One friend of Jenelle, Tiffany, doesn’t want to bail out Kieffah, but she will come up the street to “chill” with Jenelle in her car. This chick has her own kid and looks like she leaves a ring around the tub and wreaks of incense and latex. Plus, those face piercings really make her eyes pop! Did North Carolina not get the memo that the Avril look ended in the mid 2000’s? Jesus. Jenelle’s final call was to Special K’s friend, Dan, who also would not bail him out because he thinks he’ll go on the run. I think Keifaah running takes too much imitative and will never happen. Jenelle is left in her car crying and I’m left wondering if I’ll ever get these 60 minutes back.
Leah – (Leah Voiceover) “Hey y’all it’s Christmastime in the TP (trailer park). I’m just kidding, y’all, cuz we can’t even afford the park part. Them are just some cheap jokes for da poors!” But before we get to any of the Christmas festivities in the sticks we need to sit through a conversation with Leah’s mom about how Leah needs to be ok with the fact the twins may want to play more with the wrapping paper on Christmas morning than the actual presents. She says it so serious like they’re talking about brain MR-eyyye. At one point she says, “Now don’t go gettin’ all aggra-vated.” You totally know she thought she was super smart for saying it that way. Someone run her to the geneticist because I think the problem lies all over her face.
Leah is so excited that she spent $500 on her kids for Christmas even though she has to throw them a 1st birthday party at the local VFW/Shelter. It looks freezing in there. So cold, in fact, that the crunchy curls in the crowd are starting to ice over. It’s ok though because so is my heart. Happy 1st Birthday Aliarka and Liliaki. Whatever the hell their names are. All I know is that between Corey’s relatives and Leah’s relatives it looks like a childrens book of a cartoon beaver family and cartoon mole family come to life. Let’s move on to Christmas.
I love to see what Christmas is like for those who have wood paneling. Some call it a sport, but I call it a hobby. I love the way the lights from the Christmas tree bounce off the puffy leather couch and land as tiny specs all over the wooden walls. If I were Leah I’d tell my twins (y’all) that every time cheap-flammable-wood-paneling shimmers, an angel gets clip-on extensions. Speaking of which, Corey Claus has dressed up like Santa in the cheapest costume that the change found under your couch cushions can buy. No joke, the court-ordered workers who have to ring that damn Salvation Army bell at the mall have better costumes than Corey. I’m almost certain his “beard” was just pieces of Leah’s fried out weave simply hot-glue-gunned directly to his face (hot glue burns, y’all!). And his “Santa outfit” was basically Mrs. Brady’s two-piece suit from the holiday episode. The fact that the entire home doesn’t ignite by Corey just walking through it is beyond me.
Leah, per usual, is dressed like Santa’s trick. She has to wake the girls up to open their presents, but she seems to be dressed to go to The Roxy with a face full of make-up caked on…just like the rest of The America on Christmas morning. Oh, and someone needs to tell Corey that Santa says “Ho, Ho, Ho” not “Who, Who, Who.” Dick. And Santa says other things too like, “Merry Christmas,” Have you been a good little girl,” and other catch phrases like, “So, uh, are those glasses or goggles because, well, the elves were wondering.” When Corey just kept saying “Who, who, who” it made me turn Leah’s-mom’s-natural-bush-red with secondhand embarrassment. And the girls hated it too. The smaller one just screamed like she realized they’re one more Betty Boop decoration away from filming scenes for Hoarders and the other girl who can’t walk yet, looks like she was ready to give it hell just to try and get out of there and find her way to Social Services.
My favorite part, however, was when they passed the big-screen TV and over to the Christmas tree so the girls could open up their Christmas gifts. Each girl got what looks like 2 or 3 gifts each. I call “shenanigans” on the $500 spending spree. Perhaps Leah could have bought the girls a few more things if she cooled it with the fake nails and white hair? Or perhaps if she stopped taking days off at her new “job” we could have seen a stocking or two filled up. At least none of this is being recorded and the girls can never see it again. P.S., I’m sure Leah flirted with the Elf on a Shelf. Pig. Oh, and I think it’s great that Corey wrapped one of the gifts up with duct tape because I’m almost certain he’ll use that same tactic with Leah once he finds out about the cheatin’. See y’all in the woods!
Kail – Was she even in this episode? Kail’s case worker comes over to the apartment, that I’m probably paying with my tax money, to see how she’s doing and what she has going on for Christmas. She probably is just there to make sure that Kail doesn’t have a Ferrari in the driveway with the money that MTV is paying her to be a pig on television. All that is a snooze. It’s Christmas for Kail too, though, and she invites Jordan to come over in the middle of the winter in his shorts so she can give him his gift (a hat) and he can give her Ugg boots…similar to the gifts that were given to the baby Jesus in the Bible. Kail did a good job at wrapping all the gifts. So basically she knew enough to wrap everything except a d*ck. Hey-oh!
The only good that came out of this was the fact that Kail kept speaking of this magical letter that she wanted to write to Janet for Christmas and I was hoping this meant that we were going to get a glimpse of my 2nd favorite person in the world. Well, all the talking didn’t disappoint because Janet has finally entered our lives this season. Blessed Mother Janet is sporting a “93″ Jersey and some Diana Ross hair and she looks like a rabid dog in heat when Kail enters the house. Kail goes to give Janet the card and Janet is just like, “Yup thanks.” And then she grabs a card that looks like it’s already been opened and on display on the table and just hands it to Kail. That’s love. I’m assuming that the “93″ on her shirt was the year she became a teen mom. If only it was a “69″ she probably would have never been in this mess. Either way, dressing like a J Lo backup dancer really works for Janet. Next time I’d like to see a little more cameltoe poking out from her Hanes Her Way. In the end, Janet reads the letter to Joe and she decides to somewhat forgive Kail for making her look like douche-nozzle on national television. I think she kinda wants Kail and Joe to get back together but my momma said you can’t hurry love (no) you just have to wait, she said love don’t come easy…it’s a game of give and take.
Chelsea – Martha Washington wig, generator technician, mom’s mullet, lady dressed as the Grinch whilst cutting down a Christmas tree, next week Megan tells Chelsea she’s knocked to the F up. Discuss.
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Anonymous Said,
Chelsea-Hey Addumb, how about you USE those dental benefits…or even a toothbrush? Per usual I’m embarrassed to live next to South Dakota. And WTF was with the Booger Who Stole Christmas at the Christmas Tree store? Notice Aubs didn’t even cry? Probably mistaked large fluffy booger for Chelsea and her ‘do of the week.
Kail-her Eyore life makes me want to slit my wrists in a Coldplay song type of way.
Dammit Leah, you know you spend $500 a week on bleach for that stuff on your head you try to pass off as hair. Its pretty obv with the looks on Cory’s face he’s throwing his glow stick to another trailer park bunny at the birthday party scene.
When Jenelle was talking to Mike she walked out looking like an orange jr high wrestler in those zoobaz. I firmly believe Babs made it to the baloney tossing Olympic try outs. I died when she opened the Uggs and asked if it was a facial. Only Papa Mike does the facials around there.
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QueenofCorona Said,
Doh, the internets didn’t let me put my name in above.
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KittyKat Said,
Barb’s knock off Ugg boots! I can just see her strolling around the WalMart wearing those and her sexy red sweater.
When Leah took the girls to the tree, I was like, umm…where’s the $500?! I spent less than half that on my one child and there were tons of gifts by our tree. I’m thinking she included her gifts to herself in that price.
Kail and Jordan should never reproduce. I fear that offspring. JANET!!!!! …is what I said when I saw her in all of her glory. I also enjoyed Eddie’s Kermit voice!! Can we just film at that house now, MTV, and leave out Kail the Snail?? Mmmkay, thanks.
Chelsea is trying desperately to keep a “family” unit for Chelsea. It’s obvious that she has some deep issues. I’m excited for Megan’s pregnancy announcement next week. She was, afterall, the only one left around Chelsea without an accidental baby. (Her sister obviously set the stage for Chelsea’s teen pregnancy. I bet she is PISSED MTV didn’t pick her!) God Bless South Dakota.
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Vuuuhhhginya Said,
Barb’s Fuggs made my life. Her excitement over those $10 Arizona’s was hilarious. Sweet little lady.
Anyone notice how Chelsea is ALWAYS asking Adumb for a kiss…in her terrible baby voice…and while he tilts his head up to her he never actually puckers up? THAT is true love.
“Aggra-VA-ted” had me laughing and I was hoping you would notice that, Patrick. I love when people place random emphasis on syllables where the emphasis should not be.
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Vuuuhhhginya Said,
Also, I am so excited for Jersey Shore and your recaps for that train wreck.
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Wednesdaystreat Said,
Janet, have you considered being a walk-on for the Steelers, ’cause Troy Polamalu is about to be OUT of a job!
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Brenda Walsh Said,
As soon as I saw that sled I foresaw Aubree taking a backwards dive and smacking her head. Alas, her parents did not.
Does anyone else follow these girls on Twitter? From what I gather Kail and Jordan are no longer together-anyone know why?
Also, it seems Chelsea has a new boyfriend-not Adumb-but I am bit confused because just like 2 or 3 weeks ago she was tweeting about how she wishes she could leave Adumb for good but still loves him-so I am wondering if this new guy is really a boyfriend or just maybe someone she flirts with?
Clearly, I am a losah like Kieffah.
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donna Said,
anyone notice adam got all excited when chelseas mom said she had deviled eggs?
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KittyKat Said,
@donna- I did notice that! Made me laugh. Who doesn’t love deviled eggs?!
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donna Said,
brenda,i dont know why kail and jordan arent together but apparently it was a bitter breakup because jordan is always whing like a little bitch wheever kail seems to be moving on with another guy.
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donna Said,
and i noticed adams teeth too.maybe randy is the only dentist in town.
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Brenda Walsh Said,
Oh, totally forgot to mention this in my first comment: when Chelsea was on the phone in her bed, she was reading Cosmo magazine and it just happened to be opened to an article on how to give good blow jobs. The camera panned over it real quick and I laughed out loud.
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Brenda Walsh Said,
@Donna-I figured things didn’t end well because last night someone tweeted that they didn’t like Jordan and Kail retweeted it and was like “agree :/”
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donna Said,
omg,brenda!!i did not notice that!!ill have to watch it again.
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CrackerJack Said,
I didn’t even watch the whole thing, I was so bored.
Doesn’t Kail cheat on Jordan with Joe here soon? And it’s about time for Crunchy and Trashy to file for divorce!
Apparently Chelsea and Megan got into a twitter fight the other day, and Megan accused Chelsea and MTV of a lot of dumb things.
Oh, and Jenelle has a new boyfriend named Gary Head. Hahaha.Twitter is rotting my brain with this teen mom bullshit.
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Square Hair Said,
WA’SUP WIT YA?! – Mike
I also hate how Chelsea has to ASK for a kiss…
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Mmmmmmmmmmmurdith Said,
Y’all are pointing out some funny things I didn’t notiice. I’m wondering about this new hair style Chelsea is sporadically sporting. This time she was wearing it at the beginning of the episode. It looks like a hair hat. She has her hair bobby pinned across the front of her face all the way to the other side, almost like a 1920s look done horribly wrong. It’s God awful. I hope someone tells her.
I couldn’t stand to be with someone like Adam who is clearly so physically unclean. I mean, he just looks like someone who does not shower daily and his teeth are rotting out of his mouth. Grody.
I think the slow twin is going to turn on Leah one day when she least expects it. She always looks like she’s planning. They were right when they said nothing’s wrong with her brain. She may not be able to speak, but she can think, and scheme, and plan. She’s going to pay her mother back for this experience. How embarrassed will she be later on?
And I agree with the previous posters. I’m in the unique position of also having twins. If I were to spend 500 bucks on them, we wouldn’t be able to fit everything we’d bought them under the tree. Last year, we went through a bankruptcy and a vehicle repossession. Then again, we don’t live in a trailer. Maybe if we did, we’d be able to afford 500 bucks for gifts. Who knows? I I think we spent about 75 bucks total on gifts for both of them. Total. Not 75 for each one. 75 total. I bargain shopped, used coupons and even bought some toys secondhand. Leah needs to get with that.
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MerryChristmas? Said,
I really liked everyone’s Christmas outfits-ripped jeans, dirty smelly hats, and avril lavigne outfits. And not one Christmas dress on these kids? Holy trashmas.
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Mmmmmmmmmmmurdith Said,
@Cracker Jack. Every word made me laugh. Every. F$%^ing. Word.
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39 & Not Pregnant Said,
Jenelle- Barb was so excited calling them Uggs when they’re clealy knock offs. It speaks volumes that her friends won’t answer her “urgent” calls and his friends think it’s a better idea to let him sit in jail. Where would he flee to though? And with what mode of transportation? How fast can you flee the grassy knoll on foot?
Kailyn- so boring I’m about to fast forward through hers. The bright spot being yet another editing mistake. Isaac is clealy just growing hair in most scenes yet when she went to see Janet, he is sporting massively curlier hair. At the end of the episode, back to straight barely there hair.
Leah- worst Santa costume ever. I don’t blame those babies for screaming. That’s their gene pool.
Chelsea- Lol at the blow job article. You know she tries anything to make Adam stay including plenty of those too I imagine and he probably chastises her the whole time about her technique… Yeah for Randy for saying no to the cabin although what great TV that would’ve made for us.
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alexiscp Said,
Jenelle – Barb was fighting with Jenelle through Jace. “Yaw bitch of motha might be here now, but she’ll be gone as soon as I get home from work.” That poor boy is gonna need therapy by the time he’s able to talk!
Chelsea – I also noticed the Cosmo mag in the opening scene. She studies “How to give great blow jobs” more than the GED she’s been trying to get for the past 2 years. Did anyone notice that on the previews to next week’s episode, Megan is wearing a wig while announcing she’s pregnant!
Leah- I, too, was searching for the $500+ worth of Christmas Presents?!
Kail – Jo’s parents perceive you as a horrible person because you are in fact, a horrible person. Get a clue, bricks.
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Gary's Huge Belly Said,
What the hell was Corey driving when he came and picked up Leah…it was a bright orange truck with flames on the side… I wonder if this was the truck that started the fighting etc…she had said he spent Teen Mom money on a truck and almost emptied their account. So Corey….
And how did they afford that television?
You can’t play poor on tv if you are going to spend the MTV money and let us see all the good shit you bought.
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donna Said,
cracker,the twitter fight megan is not our beloved megan nelson.
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alexiscp Said,
Also, Jenelle went through 3 different types of cellphones this episode…..
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SimplySarah Said,
Am I the only one who noticed Mike’s apparent affinity for pirate culture? When Jenelle goes to talk to him, he’s reading “Incredible Pirate Tales.” And when he puts the book down, you can see a pirate skull and crossed swords graphic on his t-shirt.
Also, I think to spice things up, MTV and TLC should come out with a couple of hybrid shows. How about “Half Ton Teen Mom” or “Six Tons and Pregnant?” I’d definitely watch.
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dacabsarehere Said,
I didn’t watch it but I love you gave a shout out to Toledo! Lol. I live literally 10 mins from Toledo. I feel so poor and famous! Thanks!
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lav Said,
a) jenelle always uses multiple cell phones on every episode and i always wonder about that!! i never really notice isaac’s hair changes, but that’s only because i usually start playing words with friends or fruit ninja on my phone during kail’s scenes. BORING. although janet did spice it up nicely.
b) chelsea’s hair kills me. it looked so normal under her winter hat, she should just wear that year round.
c) since it’s now almost january ‘11 in teen mom world, that means we’re only a couple months away from the divorce! is it sad that i’m excited for that?!
this was another amazing recap.. here’s my favorite line: “Happy 1st Birthday Aliarka and Liliaki. Whatever the hell their names are.” hahahahaha! so true and perfect. ba da ba ba ba, i’m lovin’ it! patrick is the best.
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Icka Said,
Does anyone know the address to the jail? I need to go bail Keiffer out.
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Claire Said,
First, let me just say that I’m ashamed of the fact that this is the crap I zone out to after my kids go to bed.
I also noticed the Cosmo article that Chelsea was reading and it made me laugh. Maybe since she blows (pun intended) all her Teen Mom money on ugly wigs and buys out all of the Wet n’ Wild black eyeliner South Dakota carries like she’s storing up for the apocalypse, she didn’t have any cash left to buy Adam a present and had to make it up to him.
I love Janet! Truly. Whoever called Kailyn “Kail the Snail” was brilliant. She bores me to tears.
The big screen TV squeezed in that double wide was awesome. Obviously Corey needs to watch his soft-core porn in HD.
As far as Janelle goes, she’s just a trainwreck. Suprisingly, she is the one who has been boring me this season. The same old trash heap antics week after week are getting old. Even Chelsea is getting creative on how to come off dumber and dumber each week.
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donna Said,
icka,evn if this was filmed a year ago,kieffer probably still needs to be bailed out.
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NewEnglandGal Said,
Did anyone else notice that Jordan walked in with TWO uggs boxes and a gigantic Coach gift bag. Sports Authority must be paying well these days!
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Cara Said,
I can’t stand when Chelsea tells Adumb she loves him and is so happy he’s around and he looks at her like he can’t wait till they’re done filming so he can jet his ass out of there. It’s so sad. And how she’s always trying to kiss him and he just gives her a quick peck. It’s so obvious he’s not into her at all. Why can’t she see that too???!!!
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Wednesdaystreat Said,
On Chelsea: I about fainted when she was lounging on that MADE bed, but then I remembered it was her mom’s and mom is back now. Later, she and her sis didn’t disappoint though–they were laying on it unmade whilst having a “talk” on Christmas…..
Whoever said that Randy must be the only dentist in town if you look at Adumb’s teeth–CLASSIC!
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Wednesdaystreat Said,
One last thing: Are you telling me that not ONE of those MTV cameramen are 21 and willing to spring Keiffah!??
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Lisa Said,
Leah to Corey: “Yer not usin duct tape on my kidzez toys!”
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Lisa Said,
Also, Leah should totally get a “Teen Mom Thrice Over in the Trailer Park” spinoff since she apparently is engaged and pregnant (again!). So much accomplishment before 20. 3 kids, 2 baby daddies , puffy furniture and a house on wheels. Aim high.
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Anonymous Said,
Dude did u guys know kails baby daddy Jo has a rap video??? Google n.I.c.k.b it’s hilarious!
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Miranda Said,
Did anyone read the news release that Leah is pregnant and engaged again? She is definitley an over achiever! Being a pregnant teenager twice! She is MTV Gold!
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Erica Said,
Awesome… just simply awesome! I love it all.
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KittyKat Said,
In response to Leah being pregnant and engaged again at 19….what else are we to expect? Is there anything else to achieve in West Virginia??
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ddso Said,
soooo, did anyone catch keiffahs last name!? in the recap @ the beginning of the show i’m 99.999993% sure he said ”i’m kieffer DOPE”, did i hear that correctly? oh, and was Catelynn (TM1) the girl with leah when she picked up the kids bday cakes? ha…
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39 & Not Pregnant Said,
I’m pretty sure Kieffer’s last name is Delp. Although dope is more appropriate in many ways.
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donna Said,
now,if only they show leahs pregnancy on teen mom2,my life will have meaning.
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donna Said,
seriously,they should have one big show instead of splitting the teen moms.i think farrah and chelsea should hang out and amber and jenelle would be bffs.
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katie Said,
i’m so sick of seeing all these idiots with their fake nails. for real, they do not look real and they do not look good. i think they think it makes them look richer or something. oh, the poors.
“I call “shenanigans” on the $500 spending spree”…….you and me both, buddy, you and me both.
patrick, i appreciate you making an effort to write about chelsea. you did better than i could do, she’s bricks all the way.
i’m pretty sure janet might be knocked up. how else do we explain her bloated face? i was really glad to see her, bloated face or not. -
donna Said,
also,i have a serious question..who got coreys hat in the divorce?
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KittyKat Said,
@donna. Hah!! Corey’s hat definitely made the assets list in that dee-vorce! And the dollar store santa suit. If only he’d worn his hat with that…
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Rachel Said,
Can’t fix the brain!
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Raychel Said,
I totally noticed that Leah said “my kidses toys!”
When Grandpa Mike was giving Jenelle that pep talk, and he said, “where’s your vigor?” without missing a beat my sister goes, “where’s your teeth??” I die.
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natalie Said,
Chelsea : How many teen mom sisters are in this trashbag family? Great parenting Randilicious.
Kail: When her friend came over to bake cookies, there was a coach bag under the tree. When Jordan cake over “later”, he brought the bag. Then we didn’t even get to see what was in it! Oh, and my elf fell off its shelf when they showed Janet! No joke, she scared my elf!
Jenelle: Get a clue, even his supposed best friend wont bail him out.
Leah: How long have they been married in this episode and she hasn’t hijacked that f**king hat?!?
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natalie Said,
Chelsea : How many teen mom sisters are in this trashbag family? Great parenting Randilicious.
Kail: When her friend came over to bake cookies, there was a coach bag under the tree. When Jordan came over “later”, he brought the bag. Then we didn’t even get to see what was in it! Oh, and my elf fell off its shelf when they showed Janet! No joke, she scared my elf!
Jenelle: Get a clue, even his supposed best friend wont bail him out.
Leah: How long have they been married in this episode and she hasn’t hijacked that f**king hat?!?
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natalie Said,
Sorry for the double post. Shame on me.
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Sue Said,
Hahaha cartoon beaver and mole family omg
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Ross and Rachel 4Life Said,
Holy Jesus Claus- the n.i.c.k.b. rap video by Jo and his subsequent interview (interview!) is perfection. Barbara bless you dear Anonymous, wherever you are.
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Synda Said,
Chelsea and Adam with that saw to cut down the Christmas tree made me so nervous.
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Dirty Darl Said,
So I guess throwing on a nasty plastic looking wig is easier than actually washing your hair when you roll out of bed in the morning
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Yawny Said,
There was a homeless guy holding a sign on the sign of the road and my 7-year-old daughter got all excited and pointed and said, “Look, Mom, it’s Keiffer!!”
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Yawny Said,
It really did look just like him
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KittyKat Said,
@Yawny… You are raising that child in a correct manner. Keep up the good work!!
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katie Said,
@dirty darl, martha washington aka “chelsea” apparently had a dye job go bad on her, hence the wig. if my hair ever starts revolting on me like hers did, someone please tell me to take the hint.
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Kiera Said,
How was Kail granted a place to stay for low income teen moms when she’s got a MTV crew following her around?
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Sara Said,
Leah is pregnant again. Ha.
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anggg Said,
newengland- i noticed that too!! and she handed him a hat haha id be pissed if i spent decent money and my bf cheaped out
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Keefa'sflipflop Said,
I’m late to the party.
Kail- Is it me or does the “Department of Poor unwed Mothers on MTV Apartment finders” lady look familiar? Like I’ve seen her in a commercial, or on True Life or likely an MTV producer . It was Christmas in July at the Rivera house, between Isaac’s shorts and Mama Rivera’s blown out humidity hair.
Chelsea- In the July Cosmo/Blowjob article scene, dare I say Chelsea looked like she might have lost a little weight. Probably dipped into Adumd’s meth stash
Jenelle- Never has there been a finer representation of Zubaz beauty since the three Joey Buttafuoco made for TV movies in 93.
Leah- What Rachel above said…. “Can’t fix the brain” Pregnant again, huh?
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LovetoReadHere Said,
“Can’t fix the brain”!!
[Just feel like keeping that going.]
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ddso Said,
well, shit. i was really hoping it was dope. delp, such a let down.
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Janet's 'stache Said,
*sigh* I guess I really am the only one whose heart aches for Kail :-/ I don’t know why, I just have such a soft spot for that girl, I can’t help it! I just don’t understand the general dislike for her. For Chelsea-ya, yeah, I get that. But I have such sympathy for Kail. Maybe I’m just a sucker.
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IHeartPatrick Said,
@ Janet’s ’stache, I too feel for Kail. The girl has 2 jobs, goes to school, started a baby clothing line, has a POS mom, and unlike the other trailer park trash, at least she tries…
Totally spit out my coffee and caused a scene when I read “If she likes the dark color I’m surprised she didn’t take more of a liking to Kieffah”. Those Fuggs were probably the best gift Barb’s ever gotten!
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Chelsea's Wig Said,
IHeartPatrick and Janets ’stache, I agree with you about Kail. She may be boring and Eyore-like but at least she is going to school (unlike Chelsea, who doesn’t even work, and STILL can’t manage to get her GED!!!) and working- and her mother doesn’t seem like she was ever much of a role model- I have to give Kail credit for that.
Adam is so dirty! Did we ever figure out what the tat was on his finger?
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LovetoReadHere Said,
Kail is an admitted lying, conniving, sneaking, cheating user . . . the girl showed her true colors and hasn’t changed in my opinion. Too sad that she comes across as the sentimental favorite in the group–that really speaks volumbes about her Teen Mom 2 co-stars!
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Charlene Said,
Chelsea’s Wig, Adumb’s finger tattoo says “Veritas,” meaning truth. It is also, ironically, the motto of Harvard among other colleges. Go figure.
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Charlene Said,
Oh, ha, they are Boondocks Saints tattoos – Veritas and Aequitas.
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Nicki Said,
Did anyone else not notice how Boyfriend Mike didn’t get any presents and just had to sit there while Juh-nelle opened her Dollar General bracelet and Bahb opened her Fuggs??
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imfourandwhatisthis Said,
Jenelle • Total bore-fest until I saw her delightful friend come up the street. She looks like she totally draws in welfare like there’s no tomorrow! And her piercings where Whitetrashtastic!
Chelsea • Extremely boring. Too much bitching for my liking. I did get a good laugh out of the magazine article. Also, why are Adam’s teeth so damn nasty?? They look like they could fall out of his face at any moment.
Kail • I can’t. Fast forwarded through her segments.
Leah • I feel bad for the baby that can’t speak. She’s going to end up killing both of her parents when she’s older. Then, she’s going to make her twin her b*tch.
