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Getting to Know, YOU
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what did bunny flush down the toilet jersey shore (Bunny? Carrots)
- blog making fun of teen mom (Hello! Welcome. Pull up a puffy leather couch)
- maci bookout bad tanning (Lohan wrists)
- gtl gym than laundry (Hahaha yes!)
- im bringing blogging black (I don’t see color)
- old whore pops out her dentures to give gum job (Also known as “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”)
- is it bad sharing scrunchies (As bad a sharing needles. I’m kidding. Worse.)
- is jaques really ross geller (Yes.)
- kimmy gibbler now (Kimmy Gibbler forever!)
- slap watch junior kids watch raven black (Just say nope to dope!)
- there should be a website to make fun of teen mom (Welcome)
- draw a picture of a friend ernie orange (aww that seems like a search with nice intentions)
- why did elodie quit bolthouse (hello 2008!)
- cancel credit card with bag borrow steal not sending bag back (Ok. What site did you think was going to show up?)
- does kathy on real housewives of new jersey have graves disease? (Oh does she??)
- how come the kitchen counters keep changing in kathy’s house real housewives of new jersey (why is there so much random scandal around Kathy?)
- i am almost 18 weeks pregnant (Are you between the ages of 15-17 and own a puffy leather couch? If so, act now!)
- jill zarin koala clip (Let me know what you think about the koala clips….that b*tch!)
- reasons that people end up on welfare (Puffy leather)
- what was the game they were playing on 16 and pregnant (Hide the sausage. Hey-oh! I’m kidding. They were playing pin the pitocin on the teen.)
- bedazzle hospital gown (Get sassy for surgery)
- dakota fanning the whore years (a new reality show only on Oxygen)
- how much can terri irwin bench press? (two Bindi’s)
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Heather Said,
Two things –
a) I love when you do this feature. Too funny.
b) Kathy has a deluxe, professional-looking kitchen upstairs and another, waaay less formal kitchen in her basement. You can tell the difference because the basement one has a pool table right next to it, a weird Coca-Cola refrigerator and no windows.
The kitchen confusion was also mentioned on the Housewives recap – I’ve been meaning to chime in. Maybe her house is so huge she needs kitchens scattered throughout at periodic intervals. -
Murrrrrrrdith Said,
Maybe it’s all those delicious desserts she bakes. I noticed the Coca-Cola fridge this week. I thought it was odd.
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momma Mia Said,
Oh i feel lame. I merely typed justin bobby and found you. I came for the JB but stayed for the fun.
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Little Suzy Said,
ahh… was just thinking we hadn’t seen one of these in far too long. And hey, yeah, that Ernie thing… I feel a little bad. Like the time I googled “santa images” to get crappy clip art for a work thing. People do BAD things on the interwebs. Very, very BAD.
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QueenofCorona Said,
Anytime I see the name Maci Bookout I can’t help but think back to the days of the “Book It” program back in elementary school and it makes my carb deprived ass want a Pizza Hut personal pan pizza. Or maybe its because her orangey face and hair remind me of watered down pizza sauce. Or that Kyle’s face looks like a pizza or that Ryan yawns and reading makes me sleepy.
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KT in CT Said,
“Kimmy Gibbler Forever”, enough said
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Natalie Said,
@QueenofCorona: Friggin LOVE Book It! Now I wanna pizza…..
I miss Bintley!
Love this feature! Good Times.
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E. Keith Owens Said,
Somehow I need to meet them where they are while nonetheless making clear where the bar is and what they have to do to clear it.
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Mackenzie Said,
It’s 14-17. And we have yet to see a Southern 14 year old trashbox shoot a baby from her gentleman greeter! Come on MTV!
