May
19

Am I Wrong? Let Me Know What You Think About the Latkes.

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Back by popular demand is another fresh segment of IBBB’s “Am I Wrong?” Sometimes it’s nice to stray away from reality shows and really think about some stuff. Yeah, stuff. Deep. Plus, as a thank to all of those who took part in the Celebrity Twitter Bomb, it’s the least I could do. Sorry, in advance.

Why are there alarmist commercials about daring to mix Allegra with orange juice? Seriously, the dude in the commercial is awkwardly trying to save the life of the Allegra user by basically knocking the glass of orange juice out of her hand. He’s like, “You KNOW you can’t mix Allegra with orange juice….RIGHT!?!” I mean Jesus she’s not trying to down a cup of poison. And what did orange juice ever do to you? How come suddenly orange juice is the new “high fructose corn syrup” scandal of 2010? It’s like, how dare you try and take you allergy meds in the morning with orange juice, like an animal! I take Tylenol with beer. Am I wrong?

Someone like Aaliyah is never coming back, but someone like Lohan keeps grabbing the brass ring. Am I wrong?

“Think about the earth before you print this email.” Why do people feel the need to add that to their email signature? Who the F is printing out emails? That’s why it’s “email” and not hand delivered mail. If I wanted a hard copy of the stupid chain-letter about National Gas Out Day that you sent me I’d ask you to write it in your best cursive, toss a stamp on it, and throw it in the mailbox. And, not for nothing, are you the boss of my body? I’ll print what I want, when I want to, and how many I want to. In fact, I might print it in color and then just shred it for the hell of it. I’m crazy like that. And while we’re on “helpful suggestions” in our signature, I might add “think about my health so wash your hands after using the bathroom.” Am I wrong?

Know what I’m not good at? “Points” when you go food shopping. I have no idea how this works. It’s some math formula that only NASA can decode. All I know is that the cashier angrily asks me if I’m collecting points in a complete rage every time I’m at the grocery store and after like 2 yrs of scanning this card in over 400 visits they’re finally like “You wanna use your points on the bananas?” And I save 49 cents. Meanwhile they now have enough personal info on me to assume my complete identity. Am I wrong?

“Check this out! This girl killed herself after her dad posted this on Facebook about her! Click here to see it!” Really? You know what, I’m going to take a pass or, perhaps, the physical challenge because if this shiz even is 1% true and this chick dirt-napped herself why the hell would I want to see it? Is this like one of those things from the late 90’s where they claim if you email it to 12 of your friends the Taco Bell dog will appear on your screen and do a quirky dance? If so, I might be in. Am I wrong?

Well that concludes another segment of “Am I Wrong.” Am I Wrong was brought to you by “Pitocin” and the letter “burp.”

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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

Shannon Said,
OMG! I LUV Am i Wrong!!!! You haven’t done one in so long and it’s my absolute favorite next to jersey shore of course. Thx so much for doing one of these again it made my entire week and i did the celebrity twitter 3 times lmao. Kelly Ripa’s phone was broken that day I wonder if we all broke it lol
XOXO Said,
Pure gold. I thought I was the only one who didn’t understand supermarket points!

And that picture cracks me up every time. Is that really you?
HeartIBB Said,
Oh IBB how I love thee
Felicity Said,
No. You’re never wrong. About anything. I’m going to need you to go ahead and blog every single random thought that comes into your head.
allkindsofspasm Said,
My first AM I WRONG? no IBBB…you can do no wrong. Love you!
Nika Said,
I deleted every single one of my Facebook friends I recieved that suicide spam post from. If you are into watching people kill themselves: We can’t be friends. If you are dumb enough to click on the link expecting to really see someone kill themself: We damn sure can’t be friends you frickin Fucktards!
KittyKat Said,
I will forever do your twitter bombs (the only time I use twitter) if we get random posts from you as surprises! You’re the best blogger buddy-pal evah!
Jen Said,
You are such a rebel.
alwayssunny Said,
xoxo that picture cracks me up too, it always reminds me of nick swardson. then i start to miss reno 911 and want to put on roller skates and give tug jobs behind a taco stand with apple martini lube.
D-Funk Said,
i take tylenol with beer too. and sometimes other narotics too…..for fun. Am I Wrong???

loved it. thank you!
That's what she Said,
The drama of mixing Allegra and orange juice is ridiculous….File this in the same compartment as TOBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

In fact, some of us might welcome the adverse effects of Allegra and OJ….so kiss it Zyrtec!
Susie Said,
I’ve mixed vodka and Xanax so I’m pretty sure oj and Allegra isn’t that big of a deal.

While I love latkes, I wouldn’t eat anything from the Jill Zarin kitchen until my royal taster gave it the Poison-Free Seal of Approval. This from a girl who likes to have a Xanax with her nightcap.
Raquel Said,
Hahahaha I loved this! You are a genius.
Suzie Q Said,
You are right on every level.
What happens when you take Allegra with OJ? Does your nuts pop off? Whats the big deal?
Little Suzy Said,
And like you’re going to make a medical decision based on whether or not you can take it with OJ? For reels? That’s where we’re at with medicine right now? Someone is out there sick as a dog from chemo but you’re worried you might have to take a pill with, I don’t know, WATER?

The email-printing footer has this crazy effect on me: before I know what’s happening my hand has already directed the mouse to the Print button. Oh and my other hand is flipping off the sender.
QueenofCorona Said,
Why drink apple juice with Allegra????

Cuz OJ kills!

Ba dum bum ching!
Mmmmmmmmmmmurdith Said,
I love this! It’s the first time I’ve seen it. I often wonder what will happen when you take Allegra with OJ, and I’m pretty sure it will eat your stomach lining away gradually until you just randomly fall down and die in the street one day. I don’t take allegra. Or OJ. I prefer Vicodin and red wine.

I have never, ever in my life seen someone attach that phrase to an e-mail, but I’m pretty sure if I did, I would delete that person from my life.

Keep up the comedy gold. I can’t wait for tomorrow morning’s recap of tonight’s 16 and knocked up within an inch of my life.
Mmmmmmmmmmmurdith Said,
Oh, and I’d like to see one of these every week, if you find the time between making fun of everyone in reality tv.