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Ali is Over This Sh*t
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If this was read like Leah’s 4th grade reading-level voiceover it would say, “Hey y’all. This is a picture from my weddin’. I was so glad that US Weekly was in the woods with us to take these pictures and that hunters didn’t shoot Corey and all the groomsmen because they were wearin’ camo y’all!”
I have to admit I’m pretty pumped for the wedding next week, but I’m getting nervous it may not be filled with as much comedy gold as I’d like. For example, Leah didn’t slick her bangs to her forehead and I don’t see soggy crunchy wet curls anywhere. The closest I see to wet hard hair is Corey’s and, well, that’s no fun. And I don’t know how much Photoshop was used on Leah on the cover of US Weekly because I highly doubt she didn’t use her standard thick tip black Sharpie to put on her eye makeup (y’all). I can only hope and pray to Jesus Claus, Santa Christ, and their teen mom Mary that Leah’s mom is in a long camo gown (or hospital scrubs with a nice Garfield print) and hair that looks like it was fried in a waffle iron.
Finally, the look on Ali’s face really sums up what all of “the America” is thinking. She’s f’n over it and wants the God-damn cameras out of her mother f’n face. She’s thinking, I’m too young to talk yet but this side-eye I’m shooting speaks volumes. I mean, I also interpret that look to say, “If you think for one second when I can grow hair that you’re going to gel the ever-loving sh*t out of it and slick my baby bangs you got another thing comin. Oh, and why am I a spitting image of my Grandma and her husband/brother?”
While Teen Mom, sadly, can’t last forever Leah and Corey should be thinking of how to have a little longevity with all of this. I have 5 words for them: Olsen Twins.
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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LeahB Said,
I must admit I’m totally freaked out by the fact that Corey and Leah’s parents are my age. Is his dad Corey’s best man? Cripes, it looks like it should be HIS weddin’ day, not Corey’s!
On a very OT note, perhaps I’m slow to the punch on this one, but I couldn’t help but notice that all Teen Mom’s seem to socialize with their friends in bed. All heart to hearts and serious talks occur while leaning uncomfortably against a headboard. Don’t these people own couches?!! I don’t know about everyone else, but I tend to chat with my friends in their living rooms, or maybe sit around their kitchen tables. I don’t beeline it to their bedrooms when I step into their houses. “Hey guys, grab a coke and meet me in the bedroom!” Kinda weird.
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j3sS'cA Said,
Is it just me or are babies with glasses the cutest thing ever?
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RayRay Said,
Thanks for the laugh. Poor Ali’s little eyes….but she does look like she is over it
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Ashley Said,
The word on the street lmao is that the photographer sold Leah’s wedding photo’s and now will not give them to the Newly weds…..
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alwayssunny Said,
$20 says leah’s wedding jewlery is from claire’s.
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Paige Said,
@alwayssunny, the fanpage leah, amy ladawn, and leah’s momma run had the pics up like forever ago before TM2 aired. They took them down cause MTV said to and are gonna put all of them back up after the wedding is shown, so yes they do have the pics. I’ve seen them. Quite sure Ali had that look on throughout the whole wedding.
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D-Funk Said,
You kind of have to admit that they are the only ones with their shit together…
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D-Funk Said,
oh. and i totally need Kortney Kardashian’s ab secret (sarcasm)
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ashley Said,
Lol both kids look really annoyed! Aleah looks like she is about to jump!
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Rachel Said,
“I was so glad that US Weekly was in the woods with us to take these pictures and that hunters didn’t shoot Corey and all the groomsmen because they were wearin’ camo y’all!”
It’s “they WAS wearin’ camo, ya’ll!”, Patrick. WAS wearin’. They don’t use fancy speakin’ in West Virginia. Golly.
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Kiera Said,
I wonder if they had a bonfire during the reception…seems fitting.
lol @ “hair that looks like it was fried in a waffle iron” So true, her mom’s hair looks like she soaked it in gasoline for an hour or two. Talk about over-processed, she needs to lay off the bleach and the home perm kits.
Heard this one the other day and it reminded me of Leah and Corey, “Virginia is for Lovers…West Virginia is for What Ever You Have Going On with your Sister”
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Jo Said,
The other baby (what’s her name? Ah, we’ll just call her Number 2) looks pretty over it also. I kinda feel like she’s going to pull a taser out of her diaper and go ape shit on the cameramen.
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SimplySarah Said,
Jo, I think both babies are called Ali.
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Rayyyychel Said,
Aleeah and Alianna. This is probably the best picture that ever was taken, yall!!
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sara Said,
Awww…I love these two. Ali does look over it though. She’s a freakin’ cutie!!
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HeyDayna Said,
Are we sure that’s Corey? I don’t recognize him without a skeezy, stringy, faded, dingy remains-of-a-baseball-cap on his head.
