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Getting to Know, YOU!
Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- teen mom, april, blog (yes, you found, me, right here)
- clay aiken kimberly locke grapes dinner fanfic (seriously, what? that sounds horrific. although, I do like grapes)
- 16 and pregnant staged? (yes, MTV paid the girls to get pregnant)
- jenelle “little bitch of a daughter” (I just want you to do the right thing, Janelle)
- andrienne maloof transvestite (don’t you dare/talk about her tinsel hair/i don’t care)
- did kim from real housewives sing tardy for the party at imbringingbloggingback writer birthday (my right hand to God, someone Googled this – the answer is “not yet.”)
- haircuts like catelynn (aka “half-a-gosselin”)
- is lindsay lohan a white trash (a little a white trash)
- vhs housewives of atlantics (sure)
- does charlie sheen have teeth, smile pictures (meth, it’s a helluva drug)
- ashanti without underpants (is like a day without the sun)
- burger vagina (the new “geek burger with cheese”)
- how to be a wig model (wear wigs)
- van halen + kail (= no sense)
- george clooney at joes crab shack in newport (very likely…the crab part obviously)
- full house meth (how rude!)
- dirty piss stains (welcome to IBBB!)
- cherie johnson gossip (I hear she’s stuck in a refrigerator)
- are megan fox have penis (welcome international traffic!)
- is kelly cutrone and im bringing blogging back friends (not as much as I’d like)
- kathy lee gifford boobies (Regis! Get off Google!)
- terri irwin sex doll (Mmmm sexy khaki jumpsuit?)
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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Kasi Said,
OMG, Cherie Johnson stuck in a refridgerator – I am cracking up! If only Allen had listened in class; he could have performed the necessary CPR.
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KittyKat Said,
I love when you surprise us with these!! And the Harriet Carter products. Oh, IBBB, I love you.
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Lora Said,
everyone of these is completely hysterical!!
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George Said,
How come the comment section is always messed up?
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Suzie Q Said,
I love the MTV pays the girls to get knocked up
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IBBB Said,
Getting to Know You freaks me out every time I do it!
@George – there are crazy spam filters on the comments. I get hit with, literally, thousands of spam comments a day so the filters were the best way to go…sorry that is sucks.
-IBBB
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E Said,
I write a recap blog as well and one of the google searches that brought someone to my site was “when did deena poop”? Someone was concerned about her constipation I guess.
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Erika Said,
Sorry for some reason my name only came up as E^^
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Little Suzy Said,
YES! You nasty nasty burger vagina!
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Lia Said,
Ironically enough, I first got here by following a link Leah posted on her own facebook fanpage. I don’t think they were very happy about it and it was soon taken down, leading me to type in random phrases I remembered from what I’d read. Hilarious!
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IBB Rocks! Said,
My google search history is a scary, scary place.
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SimplySarah Said,
I found you, IBBB, a while back through a link on the Teen Mom message board on IMDB.com, where the commenters are decidedly more serious about this show. This is much more fun.
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George Said,
It is OK IBBB just was curious why some comments show and others don’t. Thought you might want me to keep my thoughts to myself. That is kinda hard to do. Much love
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Cait Said,
haha oh gosh this is hilarious. how do you find these out?
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Sharon Said,
I found out about your blog at cafemom.com ~ you have a very large following over there on the teen mom group. I saw where you gave a shout out to the cafemommers in one of your posts, too! We love you!
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Stacey Charter Said,
“did kim from real housewives sing tardy for the party at imbringingbloggingback writer birthday (my right hand to God, someone Googled this – the answer is “not yet.”)”
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Friggin Epic! I love it when you do these.They are always so good. The best one I ever got from my blog was “old ass picture” yeah I know… Google was taunting me! -
Mara Said,
someone seriously googled “terri irwin sex doll”?! that is all kinds of disturbing
