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Teen Mom 2 Recap: When Will They Be Adding Barb’s Blue Shirt to the Smithsonian?

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I don’t feel guilt that I changed the channel during the President’s State of the Union Address to watch Teen Mom 2 as I’m already well aware that the economy is still in the crapper and the world, as we know, is two more snow storms away from self-imploding. Yawn. I have real problems to attend to like figuring out if the Barbarasaurus Rex is going to get custody of that baby. And, most importantly, figuring out why I can’t stop yelling out loud in the middle of the day, “You need to starting parenting this child, Jenelle!” Anyshortstoponyourwords, here’s what went down last night on “I Can’t Buy Scratch Tickets, But Here’s My Baby: 2″

Jenelle – Ever notice even when Jenelle does her “voice-overs” she’s yelling and sounds all pissed off? She sounds like she literally has Barb in a headlock when she’s reading her lines. It’s all in the tone of “nothing worse can happen, mom!”

Jenelle is out to become a full-fledged career woman and land herself a job! She applies at a local bakery named something crazy like “Baked with Love.” Ahh yes, that seems like the perfect place for our delicate oriental flower to work. I’m pretty sure she’ll smash your cupcakes with her bare breasts if you piss her off. Even though she struck out on “getting work” (separate from the money that MTV is paying her to be a walking douche) she is just as busy trying to transfer credits over to her community college so that she can have a better life for herself and, well, if she gets that then maybe she’ll even get a better life for her baby, you know, if she ends up taking care of him again one day. Minor details.

Baby Jace is in his rocking seat throwing his bottle on the floor over and over again until Jenelle tells him that if he does it one more time, she’s not getting it. And, of course, he does it one more time so she just leaves it there. Trash box. It’s like this kid has no clue what you’re saying. You’re trying to reason with a 10-month old, trash box. This is what babies do. They throw their stuff on the ground over and over and over again and then when you’re just about to lose your mind from picking it up for the 1,403^rd time they sh*t their pants and then you have to clean that too. That’s life, trash box. Bet you’re second guessing if that 13 seconds of unprotected sex was worth it.

You know who we seldom discuss? Barb’s boy-toy. If the camera would spend a little more time on him I think we’d discover that he would give Butch (from Teen Mom 1) a real run for his food stamps money. I mean, he’s missing a few front teeth and one tooth sticks straight out when he smiles. I was this close to singing, “Ba da ba ba ba, I’m lovin’ it” but then he faded into the background.

Meanwhile, Jenelle heads out to the front porch to visit with a relaxing Barb who’s sitting on a wicker rocking chair, sipping on some ice cold lemonade and reading one of her worldly novels (or the phone book). Well my, my, aren’t we practically a lady, Barb? Jenelle chats up B-dog for a few about signing over temporary custody so that she can get her trash compactor life in order. She then tells Barb that she remembers when her dad was around and would take her places and…tickle her. I turned red with embarrassment and was like, “Please don’t tell me you were diddled or I may have to stop recapping this junk and shut down this here blog for good.” Luckily she just wanted to mention that she was tickled and then move on to other topics. Barb decides to accept Jenelle’s offer (basically this is a fancy kind of baby black-market deal?) and ends up hugging it out. She claims that Jenelle doesn’t like to hug her mother. How sad. If Rocky Barbboa was my mom I would hug her until her head popped off and then I’d hang said head from my rear-view mirror. I mean, that’s just what I would do. Perhaps you have your own strategy.

The next day Barb and Jenelle gas up the tank and drive on down to the local court house (where brothers and sisters can marry) to sign over temporary custody of the baby to Barbzilla. Seriously, beyond needing actual therapy for a million other reasons, Jenelle should really hit up the therapist to process what actually just happened that day. This kind of seemed like an adoption signing to me. Jenelle, who is usually filled with piss and vinegar, seemed lifeless after she was done signing. Barb, on the other hand, exclaimed that she was happy that they didn’t go through a court hearing and missed all the “dramaaaaah.” Oh Barb. Friend ‘til the end.

Barb, however, is still bat-sh*t crazy because later she leaves instructions for Jenelle to give Jace Tylenol between 2:00 – 3:00 because she thinks he has a “fevaaaah.” Next thing you know Jenelle calmly says that she may take Jace with her friend Jason out somewhere and Barb loses her sh*t and the first thing she brings up is that fact that she now has custody of the baby. Geesh. Way to blow your load, Barb.

Things are looking up for Jenelle who lands herself a waitress job at the local pub, who has a sign on it that says “5.99 menu.” Oh the tips she will make! With all the money she’s making she gets to buy the baby diapers and herself some $3.00 pairs of shorts and, no I’m not joking. Barb seems to think this is too much to spend. I mean, how much can Barb be spending on those blue shirts that she sports in every episode? You know that Lane Bryant was having a buy one get two deal doing on. And why when Jenelle wants to bring Jace to go see the fireworks, Barb keeps telling her that the rule is that she can’t go out with the baby by herself. Why? Why is that the rule? What happened? I’m confused. Is it because her friends are allegedly pot-smoking-whores who live in places where crashed up cars on the front lawn and living furniture is placed, awkwardly, outside for all the neighbors to see? I mean, unless you get specific, Barb, we’re not going to be able to follow along.

In the end, Jenelle goes to see the fireworks with her friend and without Jace. Eh, at least she’s just sitting there and not “paaaahtyin’ her ass off.”

Chelsea – Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo, I’ve got another teen mom for you. Enter Chelsea, just orange enough to make Snooki feel inadequate. We’re reminded that Chelsea’s dad is still paying all her bills and, why the hell not, while he’s at it he’s basically paying Megan’s bills too. Speaking of “daddy” he stops by to give Chelsea $200 in cash so that she can buy food (and go tanning, get her nails done, her her bangs bleached, etc). This may be because Chelsea claims all she’s able to eat is Ramen Noodle. Really Chels? Just Ramen? Sadly I think her FUPA begs to differ.

And, not for nothing, but the fact that her father gives her all this money and pays all her bills is basically why this chick is in this pickle in the first place. Have some rules and some consequences and don’t give you kids everything they ask for. Moving on.

Chelsea is happy that Adam is back in her life. I couldn’t care any less than I already do. I’d rather focus on her statement of wanting to start “beauty school” in the near future. Look out world, there’s going to be a whole new community of girls looking like they just washed up on the Jersey Shore. And how come no matter where in the house Chelsea and Megan are talking it looks like a basket of Easter eggs exploded all over the place? Everything is so bright and colorful, which is odd since her future is so dark and bleak. Please, it’s a joke. After this season I’m sure she’ll close out this year making more money than I will in 5 years combined. Show me your W2’s you bragging skank!

When Chelsea has to go for a beauty school meeting she leaves her baby with Adam who may or may not know that there is baby at his feet. That’s like leaving a baby with Debra and her trash claw…just not the best of ideas. However, per usual, I am wrong and as they return back to the house, Adam is feeding the baby with his friends on the porch. Adam is one of those guys who doesn’t fully know he’s white, right? Anyway, Chelsea is surprised that this is happening, but I’m pretty sure that once the cameras go down when the season is over Adam will fade away like the fireworks that he is now setting off about 3 feet from where the baby is sitting. Safe. I’m sure babies can’t catch on fire anyway.

Kailyn – Time for Mumbles McPuss-Face! She’s like a younger, way less hot, more dead behind the eyes Kardashian sister. I literally watch all of Kailyn’s scenes by giving her the side-eye. What? She wants to give me the side pony-tail in every episode then I’m giving her the constant side-eye. And where the hell does Jo live? Chuck E Cheeses? He’s shooting hoops one minute with his friend and next thing you know he’s playing Whack-a-Mole the next. Fine I made that last part up.

Kail is the worst and is chatting with Jo’s mothers thickly-braided mustache. I kid, I kid. I love her and miss her like the desserts miss the rain. Jo’s mom, Janet, is no joke. She’s like Caroline Manzo if Caroline Manzo was a Fly Girl on In Living Color and, you know, a Puerto Rican lady. She lays down the law to Kail by letting her know (without blinking, looking away, or raising her voice) that if she wants to have another boyfriend to go and live with him, but not to take her grandson down with her. Jo’s dad basically shouted out “Go on girl!” and hip bumped his wife after she said that.

The “next day” Kail is going to college orientation. Ole! What a treat this is going to be. Sadly, no one can watch her baby for the day or drive her to college even though the house is literally filled with people bumping into each other as they walk by. She ends up having to ask Jo’s brother who, spoiler alert, also lives in the basement to drive her to college. How F’n big is that basement? Do they live at The Louvre? That’s right I just dropped some impressive knowledge on all ya’lls asses. Y’all a bunch of skanky-ass b*tches! Sorry, wrong show. Moving on.

Kail lugs the baby with her to orientation and basically disrupts everyone around her. If it was me I would have been like, “Excuse me, I’m paying 3 easy installments of $19.99 to attend this school so can you please quiet your baby down so I can learn how to turn on a computer? Thanks.”

Next up, Kail decides that if she still wants to live in Janet’s Palace she needs to stop seeing that other f*ck-wit and pretend she loves Jo and his moms ‘stache again. The only problem? There are cameras on you right now and they are recording you having this conversation with your friend. Oh, and we have eyes and ears and saw this. You are as crazy as your mother BUT without that kick-ass half Kate Gosselin half straw-head haircut. So deal with that.

Kail ends up breaking up with Jordan by sitting in her car (that her crack-head mom gave to her) and calling him over the phone. He just basically says, “Yup” and that they’ll see each other at Sport’s Authority the following day. Ahhh Sport’s Authority. So romantic. I hear if Shakespeare was alive today this is where he would base Romeo and Juliet.

Leah – Ugh, back to doom and gloom. We learn right off the bat that the baby can’t get her MRI because she’s too young. Uh, I’m sorry, the doctor from last week couldn’t have mentioned that? And why is her mom making it seem like Leah is not doing enough to help the baby? It’s like relax Plain Jane. She can’t even get the MRI for another few months. More importantly, why does her mom look like she has a new horrible hairdo in every scene she’s in? Any by “new hairdo” I of course mean, “took a shower, washed her hair, let it mostly air dry, and then used a horses brush to dry the rest and a pick to fluff up her bangs.” Was that not clear?

Overall all this is sad especially when Leah realizes that there’s a chance that her baby may never be able to walk. And you want me to make what joke? Next week I may just skip over Leah and just focus on Corey, especially if he starts balling like a constipated baby.

Finally, Leah and Corey get some 1 on 1 time without the baby medical drama. Just when I was about to give up! So to take her mind off things, Leah and Corey head out for a night of bowling and possible finger diseases and staph infections. All would have been fine until Corey was about to hit up the lane and Leah said, and I quote, “I believe in you…just like I believe in us.” I actually gave my TV the finger and looked the other way. If someone ever said that to me I would have washed their mouth out with cheap rum and grabbed them from under the arm all whist giving them the spanking of their life (and not in the good way).

Sidenote: Why does Leah have Anna Nicole Smith’s fingernails?

In the end it’s the 4^th of July and you would think that Leah thought it was Christmas because she’s so happy that she and Corey are officially together. She keeps saying how they haven’t been together on a “holiday” in so long. Pipe down, it’s the 4^th of July not Groundhog’s Day, wet curls. To celebrate this hip-happenin’ day they all go to a family party at Corey’s house. This consists of sitting on folding chairs in the backyard and drinking out of keg cups. Oooh la la just like the Spelling’s would do it.

In the end, Corey’s parents agree to watch the kids so that Corey and Leah can go to watch the fireworks and hopefully not get pregnant again. Corey ends up surprising Leah by renting (?) a boat so they can better see the fireworks. I’m sorry, you have “boat renting money” but Leah is basically living in trailer without wheels? Nice try, Hefner, but splurge some of that money on the kids. Poppycock!

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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

Amber... No Not Gary's Fiance Said,
Chill out on Joe’s moms stache Bro! LOL She knows somebody that likes it! Excellent recap as usual, although a few more jokes about Kailyn were missing.

Where does this doughey faced heiffer get off thinking she’s going to live off her ex’s family and date another guy? She is insane, updating her facebook, much to her goofy friends delight, and is surpised Joe’s family found out. Rhodes scholar that one is. However, Joe is a moron when he banged her sans condom. Ole! (tm IBBB).

Kailyn is one depressing bitch and a grifter to boot. She’s been hustling Joe’s parents since she got knocked up. I’m glad they are reigning her in. Seeing as they’ve got a little cash, they needed to prepay 2 months rent for her, and say see ya! Let Joe pay child support and split custody.

JANELLE was a little mellowyellow this episode. I see Barbizon likes the electric colors. Blue, now green, or was it yellow, anycolorfoundinaneyeshadowcase, Barbie needs a stylist. Janelle needs some uppers and Jace has a legally appointed, devoted caretaker in his corner.

Leah going thru alot, kudos for trying to get her “family” together. Great seeing her stand up to her friend and not losing sight of her plan. Get the baby daddy to stay so he can pay! Match.com didn’t work out too well with TeenMom, set of twins looking for love ad.

TanGirl = N/A But Dad is toooooo nice.
Pahhtyallthetime Said,
“Mumbles Mc Puss Face”! LMFAO!!!! You are hysterical. BTW “dessert” is a sweet treat for after dinner, not land that is dry and sandy. Just thought you’d like to know I spell check your blogs. Don’t let it happen again.
alwayssunny Said,
kail is such a waste of space, i can’t stand her. however, when her mom said something along the lines of “here’s the hooptie” i knew why she was put on this show.

also, this recap was really en fuego today but the entire paragraph about chelsea ending in “show me your w-2’s you bragging skank” and the part calling jo’s mom caroline manzo if caroline was a fly girl that was also puerto rican…ughhhmazing.
20SomethingMom Said,
LMAO at Barbasaurus Rex, Rocky Barboa, and Barbzilla!

It might be pathetic, but i look forward to wednesday mornings sitting here drinking my hot chocolate and reading the recap!

I’d like to know what all Jenelle signed over to Barb. I mean she can’t basically be alone with her child, thats rough. I don’t forsee this “helping” Jenelle become a better mother….I think it will just push her away from her son and continue her “pahhhtyiin” ways.

I love that little skit with Adam, working on his car chatting with his friend about wanting to work with Chelsea, if that wasn’t soooo patheticly trying to get camera time, looking like he truly cares. I’m sure he would said the same things if he wasn’t on TV (*eye roll*)

I think when Kail does end up moving out with say with a new boy in the future, I can see Jo’s parents going for custody of that baby.

I really like that Leah and Corey are back together, I hated Leah in her 16 and preggo show, and glad that she has grown up a little and realized what she had with Corey. He might be a big ol baby, but she is isn’t going to find another teen dad of TWINS that is so involved like Corey is.
frenchfille Said,
“What’s wrong, you don’t want to hug yo-uhr muthahhhh???” Babs, how I love thee. I really feel like Jenelle signing over custody was a total cop out. Granted, Babs didn’t leave her with much choice and was fully aware of such. I want to believe she wants to see Jenelle get her act together. I believe in them, like Crunchy Curls believes in her and Billy Bob Hefner, Jr. ; )

WTF was Jo talking about Kail living in “his” house and something about paying the bills??? That would be your parents house, jackass. As far as I’m concerned, the parents should kick them both out. They are WAY too much up in the kool-aid between these kids. I kinda felt bad watching her drag that kid around orientation, but seriously what a sh*t-show.

I am shocked you failed to comment on Oompa’s baby daddy’s flaming Chevy logo tattoo over his heart. Really? And damn if her kid doesn’t look like Daddy Warbucks minus the goatee.

I am appalled by how they are (not) treating Leah’s daughter medical issue. Is there not a single pediatric specialist in the state of WV they could be referred to? You best believe I’d drive/fly/walk/run to the nearest state to get my kid the best care.

Here’s the trick with the crazy manicures … way back in the good ole days of TM1, thinking about how these kids that can barely afford food/formula/diapers have a new set of nails on in every scene literally blew my mind. Priorities, right? But if you track the manicure it really puts how this mess of a show is edited. I seriously LOL every time I read your “the next day…”

Thank you for doing what you do, trash box.
Stephanie Said,
Wait! You forgot to tell us how many Crying Farrahs this episode was worth!
Jenny Said,
“the house is literally filled with people bumping into each other as they walk by”… love it! PS, why are the comments in italics?? kinda hard to read. just sayin
Joanna Said,
Two things that I couldn’t stop talking about in this episode (and I do mean talking out loud, to myself, in my living room).

#1-Adam’s constant lack of shirt and 90’s tattoos (barbed wire, really?). Isn’t he like 18, 19 years old? Why does he have cheesy tattoos that look like they belong on Nick Lachey circa 1998?

#2-Jace only having one outfit. Seriously, if I see that onsie with the orange fish on the butt one more time, I am sending that family a gift card to Target, stat. Or Babies R Us. Or Salvation Army. Whatever.
IBBB Said,
Italics is the worst…it’s just a glitch today. Sorry. Oh, and Tyra.

-IBBB
gingermandy Said,
i was wondering when you’d start comparing barb’s boy toy to butch! i didn’t watch all of this episode yet, although so far he seems to just be floating in the background shooting jenelle mean looks. i like his random role.
LIsaP Said,
janelle signed TEMP custody and the lawyer said that can last one day or until jace is 18. but i think barb is totally using her “custody” to be a bitch and make her own rules. like a threat.
btw, why, when jace was laughing with jenelle, why did the boyfriend come in and say, “did you pinch him?” whaaaa? why was that his first assumption? weird.
Elizabeth Said,
Poor Jenelle. I was actually on her side this episode. She was just trying to do right by her mom and Barbie would flip her sh*t whenever she would breathe. She better stop mixing her Seagrams and antidepressants or no one is going to have Jace.

@Joanna, you are absolutely right about Adam’s tattoos! Nick Lachey better watch out. Pretty sure he had one of a Chevrolet logo on his chest. Classy!

Kail IS the worst! Her ungrateful little b*tch routine is getting old. Her mom, white trash or not, handed her a car and she was just like, “Oh, okay…I’m gonna go break up with my skanky boyfriend now…”

I think Corey is a saint. Leah got pregnant after they’d been together for a month, she cheated on him, and he’s still around trying to make it work? He’s either incredibly dumb or boyfriend of the year, and we all know what happens later on so… Also, I’m almost certain that he was crying at his dad’s house on the 4th of July, but they cut away before you could see a tear fall. p.s. Whenever I see the word Leah come across the screen, I always think of Amber’s daughter and remind myself not to worry, her time will come in another 15 years.
Natalie Said,
Another great recap as usual!

Janelle: When she started talking about her Daddy “tickiling” her, I too got a bit uncomfortable! Did anyone see the article in this week’s Star about her real father? He claims Barb took the kids to NC and cut off all contact with him and he wants J in his life. Money hungry or legit? Too soon to tell but it is becoming obvious that Barb is the control freak that made Jenelle into the little rebel she is.

Chelsea: Why is she even on this show? She has no difficulty
raising this baby with Daddys fat pockets of cash.

Kailyn: This girl is so socially awkward, I don’t think even her friends like her. When they were eating ice cream at the “Purple Cow” the all kept looking at her like “At least we are getting on tv because if we weren’t we would SO not be talking to your side ponytail”. I felt bad she had to go to college w/ the baby because no one in Jo’s house will watch the kid, although they will allow him to live there. WTF is that?
And WTH kind of job does 17 yr old Jo have that he always has money and doesn’t seem to be in school or anything. In next weeks previews he tells her he will give her $$ for school b/c he wants her and his family back together. That pig is gross. I meant him, but they both are.

Leah – All I can say about this season’s Maci is what is up with the gray hair on her 17 yr old head? When she had her sides clipped up, I couldn’t tell if that was the result of having twins so early in life, or if she purposely frosts it that color? Is that what the young’uns do these days?
KittyKat Said,
I so wanted Barb to follow the “Feeevah” comment with “The only prescription is more cowbell!” Am I alone on this?
elizabeth Said,
yo, i love this blog. i swear i’ll die for this shit

awesome: I love her and miss her like the desserts miss the rain.
Oh, and Tyra
April Said,
Why did Jenelle call taking care of Jace Babysitting? That’s not babysitting that’s called being a mother.
mandi Said,
@April….I thought the exact same thing! It’s your role as his mother. You get paid to be a babysitter.
Brittany Said,
Babycenter!! Heeey! Love this recap…as always!
breezy Said,
ibbb giving cafemom a shout out? my life is complete!

i swear i’m going to stalk you one day patrick
Big Mountain's Bitch Said,
I think Joe’s Mom’s Mustache needs a FB page!

And yes, where are the Crying Farrahs?
Yippee! Said,
Maybe you should rate the episodes by Crying Coreys.
Anne Said,
The best day of my life was when I Googled Justin Bobby and ended up here. This recap was amazing!
Meg Said,
Amazing recap, as usual.

@Yippee! That comment just made me laugh out loud in the middle of a very quiet bus. Yes to Crying Coreys!
Chelsea Said,
Another classy blog. And yes, I mean classy. I love it!!

I do want to complain a little bit about Jenelle & Barb. So I totally was on Barb’s side originally thinking Jenelle was just an ungrateful little brat, but Barb is ridiculous now that she has custody. She acts like she was the one who pushed that child out of her vagina!! And the fact that the biological mother of Jace cannot take her son ALONE is absolutely ridiculous. (But maybe it’s payback for Jenelle naming her son something stupid like “Jace.”) Oh, and I hate how Jenelle spells her name. It’s retarded.

I love Leah. I hope her & Corey last. They are cute together when they’re happy.

I’d also like to point out that when I find myself drifting off into boredom when Chelsea’s on, whenever they say “Chelsea,” I look up thinking someone’s talking to me.

To end this, I just want to comment on all the hilarious comments we have going on here that no one will probably come back to and see, but i’m doing it anyways.

@Yippee — Omg, you are totally right on the Crying Coreys. How funny!

@April & @Mandi — Well, since she doesn’t really have custody of her child, I guess she can revert to calling it ‘babysitting’ now right?

and

@Pahhtyallthetime — Hahaha! I noticed the same thing about the spelling. Very funny. But at first I was like, dessert and rain? Is this some saying I’ve never heard of? lol
SimplySarah Said,
Is Barb’s blue shirt the oddly long one with the poofy shoulders that she wore to the lawyer? For some reason I remember that one being green (how sad for me).
LoveToReadHere Said,
Kail and Jo’s baby, Isaac, looks so like Jo’s dad–this baby would have a way better life with these grandparents. Kail is a “Fail” in my opinion. I like her less than Jenelle!

Jo’s mother is awesome both inside and out–very refreshing.

Jenelle has enough of the bit*h gene to succeed, eventually. I can actually see her on the big screen as a character actress . . . (or as the manager of a Walmart . . . ; )
Nat--Leah IS the new Maci--you were dead on! Said,
BBC mom here. Been stalking your blog since way before when though.
I don’t even watch the show anymore–I read your recap and delete the episode out of my DVR que.
Ditto the crying Corys instead of the the crying Farrahs suggestion.
These comments are hilarious!
claire Said,
Janelle – Screw Barbs smurf attire….all I see Jace wearing is that one piece outfit with the orange fish on the ass. If it weren’t for the wide variety of white trash shenanigans going on in that household, I would think every episode was all filmed the same day (based on their clothing).

Chelsea – I am at a loss with this one.

Kailyn – Obviously somebody never heard the expression “You don’t shit where you eat”. Jo sucks. She sucks. I would like to say his mom is as great as she comes off, but considering (even when they were on 16 and Pregnant) she doesn’t dope slap her son for being a douchenozzle, I’d say she almost sucks too.

Leah – She still reminds me of an elf. I feel bad for her and thinks she is doing the best she can.
Ashley Said,
Kailyn’s son looks nothing like Jo. Jo is butt-ugly, don’t get me wrong but he has some very strong features; olive complexion, slanty eyes…Kailyn’s son has NONE of that. I think they need a DNA test.
Ashley Said,
I think the only reason why Jo’s parent’s are keeping her around…or trapped int he basement is because they have camera crews around. Once they’re gone I would bet that she’s kicked to the curb.
Ashley Said,
A fever and Tylenol.

You check the child’s temperature first before you decide to give them Tylenol. It’s not something you plan out for the day…”Give it between 2 and 3pm” You know Jenelle doesn’t know how to take a temperature. I hate to see kids drugged up for no reason.
Ashley Said,
I’m confused with Leah. Her daughter’s leg is more than mangled looking and she has to ask people if they happen to notice something looks wrong??? Ummmm…ya think??

Her daughter obviously has a physical condition, is she not bringing her to well-checks? Babies are supposed to go in at 2 months – 4 months – 6 months – 9 months – 12 months – 15 months – 18 months…and so on. How is this condition not already noted and being watched by a pediatrician. Something like this doesn’t pop up over night like a damn cold. She can’t use the excuse of “I can’t afford to bring my children in for an appointment” because:

A) She gets paid by MTV
B) They have programs out there to help out low-income mother’s and children, I know because I work in health care.

None of that makes sense…
Little Suzy Said,
I am late to the party, but this was a hot topic last week too – about Leah’s baby and why no one noticed her legs before now. Do any of you really think these people have health insurance? No chance in hell. Well, maybe Chelsea, because pops is paying. But not your average teen mother. and yes, they have assistance for low-income families, but you have to get your sh*t together and apply for that.

I will bet you that Leah never went to a doctor for regular preventative care, and damn sure her kids aren’t going, either. Some people just don’t go to doctors until it’s an emergency.