Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

1. alwayssunny Said,

   so first of all i couldn’t agree with you more on the abortion episode and i’m really glad you put it out there. also the time spent talking about birth control vs. following the bible? amen!
   when jr took the baby away from her while she was on the horse he had this crazy look on his face (not that i blame him) that was hilarious! he reminded me of the younger brother in wedding crashers.

2. Laine Said,

   The ANTM reference and the Full House reference make this post one of the best yet. Also, do you have a girlfriend? Because if not, I’m available. And I’m only saying this because you have a Boston accent. Sidewards wink.

3. Painful to watch Said,

   There was a boat dock, on an island, with a boat on it at the beginning of the episode. How the hell did they get that up there?

   Loved the tub of chewin’ tobacca next to the baby bottles in the hospital.

   What about when her friends asked her if it felt different now that she’s engaged? “Whale, he was myyyy boyfriend, now he’s myyy fiance. That’s how it’s different.”

4. WATCH DEC 28th Said,

   markai will be back with her “returning episode” that will most likely feature her..wait for it…. ABORTION. there was a lot of hub-ub about it on her Facebook ‘fan page’ a few weeks ago and she posted the MTV producers made her delete all the talk about it etc..then she suddenly anounced she would have another episode…HMMMM

5. Ashley in NC Said,

   Alright, I’m from the south and I couldn’t even make it through the first ten minutes of this episode… which is why I deleted it on my DVR and just read your recap instead! Thanks for saving me from the pain of watching.

6. Melissa Said,

   “Luckily I’m from Boston and have no detectable accent at all.” *snicker* I demand you park a car in Harvard Yard immediately.

7. Kate Said,

   I knew you would say something about the ‘Greens and Beans’ restaurant. lol

8. Alyssa Said,

   Camo baby shoes…2 more points for me!

9. Kim Said,

   Hey did you notice that in what would have been Feb. near the end of the episode after tha baby is born, there’s Christmas decorations up. A lit tree? WTH?

10. Kim Said,

    …it’s after Kayla puts the baby down for a nap and she has a chat with JR in the kitchen about not getting married yet…in her mom’s house.

11. Cherokee County Baby Said,

    Well you yankee, i disagree with your whole post. Whats wrong with wearing Camo while pregnant? What’s wrong with have a southern accent? What’s wrong with your post? Just because we dont eat pigs feet or drink pop doesn’t make us bad people. maybe you should study the area kayla is from to know that the crime rate is very very low here in ol good centre, alabama. Maybe a little jealousy is ring in them ears that wants to be a southern man. next time research before you write , how mature is that , um k?

12. JDizzle Said,

    You can’t park in Hahvid yaaaad. it’s illegal. 45 – 3

13. Joanna Said,

    I rolled my eyes when Kayla’s mom told her JR could only spend the night if he slept on the couch. Hello, lady, your daughter pushed a baby out of her vagina about 30 seconds ago. I seriously doubt she is looking to have sex again anytime soon!

    Also, is this just my TV?, but why is this show so damn quiet? The voiceovers are normal volume but when they have any conversation with each other I can barely hear a thing. So I have to turn the volume up so loud to hear what they are saying, then a voiceover starts and it’s deafening. Between that and their accents, it was a tough episode for me to understand.

    And the scene where she tried to take her baby on a horse was just so awkward.

14. alwayssunny Said,

    hell yeah 45-3!

    and cherokee county baby you really only made people’s opinions of people from the deep south worse with that comment. what the hell were you even talking about? i’m glad your crime rate is so low, how’s your teen pregnancy rate?

15. Amber Said,

    Why the hell are you dissing these people? There is nothing wrong with being from the south or their accents. I understood what they were saying from the beginning. People in the south speak proper English as for you damn yankees you make up your own crap and think it sounds good. Like yous? What is that? They are great parents no matter what. As for the Christmas tree up in February. Did anyone notice that Kayla was still pregnant during that segment? MTV didn’t put the segments in order. This was taken place in December. Just leave these people alone and quit being ignorant.

16. KittyKat Said,

    Oh how I love the south! I was cracking up the entire episode thinking, “Man…can’t wait for Patrick’s recap!” This show is, well…stomachable, when I know I get to read your thoughts the next day.

    Also…Boston accents = my favorite. Please send me a soundclip of you saying, “Awesome carpet in your car.” DO IT!

17. Yvette Said,

    She was so concerned about anyone taking good care of her preemie baby but takes him horseback riding ummm okkk that makes sense.

18. .... Said,

    They are doing a abortion one in dec 28th I think

19. Kim Said,

    Okay, I had a baby last year and there was no way in hell I would have been able to jump on a horse after just giving birth. You give birth and your vagina essentially explodes..it’s not pretty and it hurts like crazy, especially if you have stitches like I did. Watching her ride around makes me cross my legs from the bad memories of healing.

20. meagan Said,

    First if all everything u just said is a lie I went to school with kayla and es she was really pregnant so u need to out hating on people bc where we live babies do ride horses I mean we put my nephew on a horse when he was very little yall need to leave kayla alone and mind ur own business

21. JDizzle Said,

    Wowsa some people are SENSITIVE and literal! He was being funny / silly! Relax people.

22. Jules Said,

    What’s with all the haters? Relax people. I’m a southern girl and nothing IBBB said was offensive to southerners. The white trash population is represented throughout our entire great nation. IBBB isn’t picking on anyone. I’m quite sure he’d be just as harsh on a white trash girl from Boston!

23. Robin Said,

    First of all jealous is a sickness! I believe you took a whole hour out of your boring life to write this.. If you dont like how mtv puts this show on here then DONT WATCH IT. You are the one that took time to see this whole show and just because it didnt suit you. You got on here and wrote a bunch of sh*it. Southern have there accent and so does the north. Being southern doesn’t make her stupid at least down south we know what ICE is, by the way what ya’ll call it up there…Bahahaha. Stupid people get a damn life and the reason why you are not on tv is well obviously because your not good enough:)

24. Joanna Said,

    Uhh, hey Robin take your own advice, if you don’t like this blog then don’t read it.

    And is there another name for ice I am not aware of?

    Did all these people just discover this blog today? I mean, the haters are sort of out of control. This is the whole point-sarcastic commentary. It’s a joke!

25. Centre baby Said,

    ok first Kayla was pregnant..Rylan came early so MTV missed her labor. And is someone seriously asking how they got the boat up there at the boat dock? and that ain’t an island, we don’t have islands ’round here. its called Weiss Lake…2nd “Beans an Greens” is a family restaurant like I’m sure their is some family restaurant up north.. and whats wrong with the way they talk? lots of people down here talk like that..I’d much rather talk like that than how yaw yankees do up north!

26. Krystal Said,

    ok for real, to all the haters out there, if you dont like what patrick posts, then dont read it! simple as that! but save all your negative comments towards this blog for yourself because the people like me who live not only for tuesday nights but also wednesday night to read this dang blog dont want to read your bullsh*t! no one forces you to read his blog so save your “im offended, your just jealous, im not married to my brother, im married to my cousin drama” for yo mamma! k thanks

    and i agree with kitykat, i litterally sit there during the episodes thinking “O i wonder if he will say something about that!” which is why i was also a little dissapointed that there was no recap for aubrey!! i was sitting there wondering how he was reacting to her “it” friend!! lol I LOVE this blog!! thanks for keeping us with senses of humor entertained every week!

27. lemish Said,

    No. I refuse to believe that people from the south still actually use the term “yankees” for northerners. No.

28. KP Said,

    The comments for this particular post are almost as great as the original post itself. This whole week was a gem! Thank you haters, non haters, those of the south and those of the north! And most of all, thank you Patrick for this wonderful interlude in my stay at home NOT TEEN mom life
    Sincerely,
    Your Faithful Canadian Follower

29. Sarah Said,

    Um, I think I love you! You crack me up and write everything I think while I am watching this show. I know your goal is to get on the Soup, but you should also try to get on Chelsea Handlers round table. You would be great at it!

30. Mel Said,

    wow. where did you people come from? it’s a BLOG and it’s meant to be entertainment. lighten up. you rock IBBB!

31. KittyKat Said,

    Wowza…lots o haters this week! This blog is called satire, people. IBBB pokes fun at everything he watches. Notice he doesn’t just blog about 16 & Pregnant but ‘Real Housewives’ as well, even the non southern ones! And Jersey Shore, which is pretty much the exact opposite of anything “southern.” If you learn to find humor in things your life will be better. So, lighten up and if this “offends” you no one is forcing or even asking you to read it!!!

    That said, keep up the awesomeness, Patrick. Your true fans (those with a brain and sense of humor) love you. We love you like Snookie loves tanning and eating pickles. We love you like Maci loves her self tanner and random shades of red hair dye. We love you like Amber loves crack and random dudes from “wally”. We love you more than Gary loves food. Wait…wait…no one loves anything more than Gary loves food but, alas, it’s still comparable!

32. IBBB Said,

    My good people,

    To the “Johnny Come Lately” crew, thank you for your kind words. Please note that I also make fun of people from Boston (as I am from there), those in NYC (as I currently live there), people from The Jersey Shore, The Housewives of Beverly Hills, those on The Hills, and the list goes on.

    Please do not insinuate that I only make fun of the south. I am an equal opportunity offender and am miserable in all aspects of my life. If you spent countless hours reading my site, you would see that.

    Did you also notice that I said that Kayla’s mom seemed really supportive? Did you notice that I made fun of myself for my own accent? Did you notice that I’ve spent years living in Alabama? Fine, I made that part up.

    To say that if I hate the show why do I watch it? Hate? I LOVE this stuff and that is why I watch it. I too, have been on an absolute crap television show, and continue to find new and innovative ways to sell out. Am I jealous of these people who are on TV? Yes. Does that make me pathetic? Of course it does. I never pretend to be otherwise.

    So, in conclusion, thank you for the comments. And as other cast members of this show (including their families) and other shows continue to write to me “thanking” me for writing about their episodes in such a funny way and for extending their 15 minutes of fame to possibly 16 minutes of fame, I will continue to do so.

    Oh, and please re-read this entire comment with a thick Boston accent. I should have mentioned that at the beginning. I am wicked stupid.

    -IBBB

33. Shell Bell Said,

    I know Kayla personally and I think she is a great mother who has a super supporting family and bf. We all are entitled to our opinions and views about each others cultures, accents, and hobbies… people may think its crazy for her to hunt or ride horses but let’s be honest, we all do things that other ppl may consider ‘weird’. The only thing that matters is that she and J.R. love that baby unconditionally. And Kayla is currently attending college for nursing…how many teen mothers do you know that do that?

34. Kate Said,

    Did you catch the tin of chewing tobacco next to the breast pump when they were in the hospital? I thought for sure you would have seen that!!!

35. mandy Said,

    Was this site listed in the “Centre Alabama” newspaper this week? Clearly Kayla’s entire congregation feels the need to tell you what’s what.
    Seriously, folks, you are not helping. Not at all. (Well, unless you consider the fact you are making more of a mockery of we southerners than necessary. That you are doing wonderfully!)

    IBBB, please keep up the great work. It’s by far the reason I pay close attention to things like the number of silver chains around JR’s neck whilst dining at the pizza joint, just in case you might mention it

36. Suzie Q Said,

    Well well it has gotten busy in here lately. Patrick went and got himself popular with the ladies in the south I see. All this because MTV is making money off of sluts. Kayla signed up for the show to broadcast her life and Patrick was put here to recap. You should have checked into previous recaps if you didn’t want to be on this one. Maybe Kayla should have tried out for dancing with the stars instead.

    I watch this show thinking of Patrick just like the other loyal lovers of this site, it wouldn’t be a completed Wednesday with out a little IBBB recap.

37. Painful to watch Said,

    Centre baby,
    The dock was in the middle of the lake. Docks are supposed to be attached to land so you can get to the boat and put it on the dock.

38. TJC Said,

    @lemish – people in the south do still use the term “yankees” to describe northerners, and “damn yankees” to describe northerners who move south and “brag” about how much better things are up north. I’m not being mean like the other haters here, I just shared cause I think it’s funny…

    That being said… I live in the south (in East TN) and even I think IBBB’s blogs are FREAKING HILARIOUS! The purpose is HUMOR here people! ALMOST everyone who posted with hating comments saying they know Kayla or are from the south really made people who live in the south look kinda “stu-ped” HAHAHA. I mean, if you’re going to defend where you’re from, try to use some good English, work on your grammar and spelling a bit, and maybe then there would be an argument. When you say things like “yaw” or “southern have there accents” it drops your credibility a bit. “Yaw” is NOT a word AND THERE is a place. You should have said THEIR. I read things like those comments and start to understand why it’s so easy for others to make fun of people from the south. Again, I live in East TN and some of what you “southern defenders” said just makes it easier for people to make jokes about you. If you’re going to hate on someone’s post THAT WAS WRITTEN OUT OF HUMOR IN THE FIRST PLACE, then maybe you should make sure you’re not making yourself sound stupid in the process!

    That was long, and I will get off my soap box now, I just had to leave a POSITIVE comment for IBBB that is also from someone who lives in the south and doesn’t fit the stereotype that people from the south are stupid, which the other posters made it pretty easy to believe… Lighten up people. If you don’t like IBBB’s crude humor then don’t read. I just found out about this blog at the beginning of this season’s 16 and pregnant, and I have been hooked. I always look forward to what will be said about the girls, and was also saddened by the skipped week!

    KEEP UP THE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS WORK IBBB!

39. heydayna Said,

    Suzie Q, I love you.

    Speaking of Chelsea Handler, did you know Patrick interviewed her? Yeah, that’s how IBBB rolls.

40. The Other Jessica Said,

    My god, these comments are nearly as good as the recap. Who knew people from “da South” were so feisty and humorless? Lighten. Up. People.

41. Chelsea Said,

    All ya’ll country folk needs to take that ol’ rifle out ya’ll nether regions. I absolutely adore everyone’s comments. Please, please, please continue posting your hate as it is nearly as entertaining as the blogs themselves.

    Sidenote: If I were the Chelsea Handler and not just the Chelsea from Ohio, I would totally invite you on to the roundtable. Just sayin.

    YEEHAW.

42. Susie Said,

    @Cherokee County Baby- Yes we’re all jealous of those cute kids with their adorable accents and their Homecoming Night Miracle. Damn, I would’ve killed to have had a baby before I was old enough to buy beer, but sadly not all of us are so lucky…

    As an equestrian and the child of a pediatrician, I was covering my eyes as she tried to take the newborn on the horse with her.The poor baby’s head was flopping around while the horse was freaking out and when JR tried to rescue the baby she was like “You’re makin’ me ill.”
    Christ on the Cross these people.

    Also, I totally agree about the need to focus on abortion in this show. Something like half of all teen pregnancies are terminated. It seems like something that should have been covered by the show along time ago, right? It might even be interesting to feature a girl who went that route on “Teen Mom.”

43. Nika Said,

    I love it! Shout out to all those who just made reading the blog the highlight of my morning. IBBB is an equal offender and for that I love this blog. Glad Kayla is doing well, and thanks again to all her supporters for running to this blog and logging on and brightening my morning!

    @IBBB did you get a chance to see Frankie in all her BET glory? I would love to know what you think about her old episodes.

44. Centre baby Said,

    so whoever the dumb a** is that thinks the boat dock was just out in the middle of the water is stupid. Ya it looks like it cause at the time they filmed it the water was low. I mean come on I know you are prolly a da** yankee but don’t be that stupid!

45. IBBB Said,

    Centre Baby – I don’t want to oversell this, but I may love you most of all. As you write your comments I picture you like Yosemite Sam shooting two guns in the air and, well, that is alright with me.

    Unsung hero, ladies and gentlemen (greeters), unsung hero!

    -IBBB

46. LC Said,

    Just to echo what everyone else has said – the haters were almost as funny as the post!

47. Anne Said,

    Way to go, IBBB! If you can make it in the South, you can make it anywhere. I think the person Kayla spoke with on the phone about the pageant was actually a man. Nice work with this post! It’s probably more controversial than the 12/28 episode will be.

48. That's what she Said,

    What the hell website did your blog get picked up on this week??? The losers of the Civil War are coming out of the woodwork! Too funny….

49. a "yankee" Said,

    Dear southerners,

    Thanks for cracking me up with your comments. I needed this humor to help get me through my work day.

    And those of us from Boston know we have wicked bad accents. We also drink soda, not pop…

50. Nika Said,

    *Sidenote* Can the friends of all the other 16 & pregnant girls discover this blog too? Please and thanks. I need every post to have 50+ comments #mmmm k!

51. Jules Said,

    If I weren’t married…I think I’d marry me some IBBB!! Love your feedback to the comments.

52. Sharon Said,

    Lawzee, Lawzee, Lawzee. Kalaa’s frins is all over you, boy an’ dat’s wha I’m talkn bout. JR & his’ins frins be on her to bein all pissed off and stuff.

    Deliverance-ville did not disappoint. And I thought I lived in Hickville, USA………..Love, Love, Love your blog as always!!

53. LeAnne Said,

    As always great post IBBB!!!

    I am from Texas EAST Texas – pretty much Louisiana. I’m about as South as you can get.

    I find NO offense in IBBB’s blog. It is more entertaining than the show itself. I too look forward to Wednesday mornings just so I can read this recap. It’s beginning to make me question my sanity though. I scan each “crapisode” to take note of things IBBB might recap about! haha

    Way to go IBBB!

54. Angela Said,

    OMG…after reading the blog for this week’s episode I just knew all the southern folks would go ape shit LOL..get a frigen life..seriously! He talks shit about everyone! Loosen your buttholes..seriously! In my opinion all the southern ppl who got all butthurt..are insecure! Take your southern pride and shove it..and FYI we are not called YANKEES anymore…the ones who commeneted and called up north people yankees obviously still live in the civil war times! Pathetic! Also, kayla riding a horse and while pregnant with a newborn, is not ok..it is not safe. NEWSFLASH…she went into preterm labor most likely because she was a stupid ass and rode a horse while pregnant. If that horse would of knocked her and her baby off the baby would of been dead! You should enver chance that..I mean who does stuff like that! Keep up the good work..I love love love your blogs—–

55. Becs Said,

    Wow, thanks a lot Cherokee County Baby. You made all of us Alabamians look stupid with your comment. Here’s a suggestion for you. Please read over your comment and study punctuation before you comment. K? Thanks so much!

56. LP Said,

    This was the most painfully boring episode of 16 & Pregnant ever! I struggled to not fall asleep. Seriously, she has a loving and supportive boyfriend, loving and supportive parents, and loving and supportive soon-to-be in-laws….no fun! I wanna see drama! I didn’t even get to see the horrible pains of labor and delivery. The most interesting part of this episode was the Southern drawl and making a game of trying o figure out what the hell they were saying.

57. Little Suzy Said,

    @Angela, good point, but just as a broken clock is right twice a day, the southerners calling a fine Boston native like IBBB a “yankee” cuts pretty deep. Because, of course, Yankees Suck.

    OMG, do the southerners not get what we mean when we say that? Dang. OK, see, up here in the north we have sports that don’t involve cars…

58. Melow Said,

    Then the Yankees should change their name as they are still stuck in the civil war times. lol. Sorry, I just thought that statement was funny. Now back to drinking my glass of sweet tea and wondering what snow actually looks like.

59. Julia Said,

    These comments are incredible. Thank you white trash southerners for making my day even better.

60. Angelsamongus71 Said,

    WOW! i am from the south but was also raised up north, this is forever funny sh*it and for anyone who thinks it’s not….. You need to loosen up a little and have a sense of humor! Thanks IBBB and keep up the good work! maybe you will be where you want to be before you know it!

61. Christin Said,

    Wow I came across IBBB today and I just love it. I like that this guy has a since of humor and lets loose on everyone. I found myself having to comment on this one because of all the north-south arguments.

    I’m from Florida, it’s the south mixed with a side of old people who smell of bengay, golf courses, and tourist. I personally didn’t take any offense what so ever to any comments he made. I laughed so hard because I could picture the show perfectly and I didn’t even see it.

    As for everyone that got into heated little hissy fits about being from the south or north, please get over yourself. This blog was ment to be funny and it is, and if you don’t like whats being said than go somewhere else. Except for Centre Baby your hilarious and remind me of a few family members.

    One last thing to inform the people who said ‘We’re not called Yankees anymore”, yes you are and so are people from the south. Who do ask still says this? The English
    Yes, yes people the English “still’ call (all) us Yanks and/or Yankees. So there, your question was answered.

62. jen Said,

    Did anyone notice that Kayla looks ALOT like J.R.’s mom? Did that creep anyone else out?
    Also, I felt very bad for JR because Kayla clearly thinks she’s too good for him and would rather marry her mom. fast forward a few years when more than half of JR’s mechanic’s salary go to support payments for a child he only sees every other week. Teen mom should consider showing the teen dad’s perspective a few years after the baby’s born.

63. mE! Said,

    i THINK YOur BlogGing Makes LIfe WOrth Living

64. Southern Belle Said,

    Wow, the ignorance portrayed by both notherners and southerners astounds me. How exactly are they going to put a girl on Teen Mom that had an abortion–she is NOT a mother. ANYWAYS.
    If your life sucks so bad that you have to read the comments on this blog and make fun of other people to make your day, you need to find yourself a hobby, seriously.
    The comment made about her riding the horse with the baby, once again I will ask, HOW did we get around before cars? OH WAIT WAS IT HORSES??? HOLY EFFIN COW! And another claims that she went into preterm labor because her “stupid ass” got on a horse…. so if you are an avid 16 and Pregnant watcher, why did Chelsea go into preterm labor with Aubrey??? She certainly was no where near a horse and since preterm labor is always the mother’s fault, give me a reason for that one.
    Anywho– yes we will call northerners Yankees and northerners still call all of us down here rednecks even though that is NOT the case. (Yankees is not a derrogatory term, just a quick nickname).
    And Little Suzy, your comment is just as ignorant as any of the above posted comments by southerners. We have sports that dont involve cars, its called FOOTBALL maybe you should try it. Best football players in America were born and raised in the good ole’ south.
    Get over it people, seriously. We dont marry our cousins, our fathers or our brothers. That argument is SO old, get original and figure something new out. Goodness Gracious.

65. IBBB Said,

    My Dearest Southern Belle,

    I would like to reply to your statements as Jesus Claus has instructed me to.

    1. Please tune in on Dec 28th as MTV is reported to be airing an episode of 16 & Pregnant with a girl who has allegedly had an abortion. Even if they don’t end up airing the episode they could put a girl on who has had an abortion because she can still be a mother assuming she has other children. Thank you, however, for the SAT word problem.

    2. My life does, in fact, suck this bad and per your request I have found a new hobby which now consists of tracking down your IP address (which I have) and alerting the Birmingham, Alabama police for your harassment. I will see you on Judge Judy.

    3. Yes, you are right. People did get around via “the horse” prior to the invention of cars. You should go back to those times when life expectancy was around 45, people typically died from the common cold, and women gave birth by biting on a large tree branch to muffle their screams of pain. Let me know how all that works out for you.

    4. Speaking of quick nicknames: Slut.

    5. Leave Little Suzy alone. She’s all I got!

    6. I agree with your football statement.

    7. I’m still calling the police.

    -IBBB

66. Kaci Said,

    I couldn’t believe she was holding a newborn while riding a horse! I was seriously frightened for the child! I’m glad she decided against it before she actually road off with him like that…..

67. Susie Said,

    IBBB,
    Thank you for that last comment!

    As far as I am concerned, having an abortion can indeed be a parenting decision for a multitude of reasons.
    Just as some mothers chose addoption for the welfare of their child, some mothers ultimately terminate a pregnancy for the benifit of either the unborn child or their older ones.

    1. If a woman has been carring a child for a period of months, and preparing for it’s arrival and building a loving attachment to the fetus she is in many ways already a mother. Before an expectant mother even meets her baby she is a loving caregiver and a biological parent.
    But say she learns that her fetus has some sort of severe birth defect that will cause the child extreme pain and suffering and make the chance of that child living a happy life impossible. If she decides to terminate the pregnancy so that her child does not suffer, is that not a parenting decision?

    2. Say a young woman already has a child that she is struggling to care for. If she gets pregnant again, as many teen parents unfortunately do, adding another child to the mix will lessen the older child’s stranded of living. Perhaps she will become unable to afford adduction housing and nutrition for both children.
    It’s easy to say that she should go the adoption route, but adoption of a sibling can be extremely traumatizing and difficult to comprehend for a child of any age.
    Does the mother not have a duty to do everything in her power to give her child the best life she can?

    Is abortion an easy decision for any woman?
    No.
    Is it sometimes the best or only option yes?
    Yes.