09
“Pajama Jeans” Because You’re Not Getting Hired in an Actual Office Anyway!
Who’s going to fix the economy and add jobs to your city? Who cares! Introducing “Pajama Jeans” for when you’re just about ready to call it quits in life (pre-dirt nap). Pajama Jeans are a mix of pajamas and wait for it….wait for it…wait for it…jeans or “dungarees” for those of you still using dial-up AOL right now.
Pajama Jeans can, apparently, be worn to bed, on an airplane, while pushing your screaming kid, and out for a night on the white trash town! They even fit almost all body shapes from fat ass to flat ass. And, ladies, don’t forget that Pajama Jeans are the only true pair of jeans that can really show off the cameltoe. Ole!
And, if you act now you’ll even get a plain grey crewneck t-shirt, you know, just in case you land a big interview and need something to wear with the pants. Personally I love how the women in the video are wearing their Pajama Jeans with a pair of high heels. Ohhh la la have these been imported from France? Why do I have a feeling if you wear these you’re also the type of person whose curtains flap in the wind outside of your home apartment window?
So remember, everyone, when you’ve basically completely given up on yourself, have had endless tea-parties with your cats Mr Meowenstein and Mrs Solar-Plexus, have run out of your 12-pack of Zima and Chambord, and got rejected from the latest season of Hoarders, then slip on some comfy Pajama Jeans and, well, just wait for sweet baby Jesus and his teen mom, Mary, take you into “the Heaven.”
*Kool-Aid mustache sold separately
Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter!
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
-
gingermandy Said,
i saw these about a year ago and was like “holy shit, i work at home and wear nothing but yoga pants and leggings, these would do me some good.” but then i forgot to order them. so thank you. i am placing my order soon and will be sure to review them for you. klassy.
-
Susan Said,
OH MY GOD! It’s totally worth it for the bonus grey v-neck t!
-
QT Said,
I could definitely wear my pajama jeans to work on “casual Friday” and my bosses would be none the wiser! mwahahaha jokes on them!!!
-
Yvette Said,
LOL after you mentioned the heels I had to look at the commercial again lol Fancy
-
Little Suzy Said,
I want to laugh but deep down I know that there, but for the grace of my slightly more stylish but no less jammie-like Gap Jeggings, go I….
-
Alicia Said,
Hilarious!
-
Jules Said,
gingermandy…thank you. i personally would love a pair of these. I do think there are several companies that perhaps make a more stylist pair (saw some True Religions last year) but I like these and I have narry a cat in sight!!
-
Jessica Said,
IBBB – you have no idea what you have done. Pajama jeans sales are increasing by the second. Now when my skanky boss slithers by me in her $400 Burberry scarf, I can snicker “But I’m wearing frickin PAJAMA jeans and you don’t even know!”
I love, love, love the grey t-shirt. So stylish!
-
Holly Said,
and his little solar plexis, meow, meow, meow! Don Gato!
-
Billy-bob Said,
i’m saved the torture of figurin’ what to get momma for christmas…much obliged ibbb
-
Shari Said,
Have you ever noticed that ladies aged 50 and above always wear their jeans too big (and too high but that’s not relevant here)? Look at the lady of some advanced age sitting in the chair reading a book. Even her pajama jeans are too loose. Please do explain. Anyone?
-
lesley Said,
order placed
-
Brooke Said,
How are these any different than maternity pants?
