Getting to Know, YOU: The Hills Edition

Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! This time around we’re dedicating this segment to “The Hills” because, to me, it will never die.  Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.

• what does justin bobby brescia do for a living (not much anymore, although not much before either)
• heidi montag before and after (like, before before before and after after or just before and after?)
• spencer pratt steve sanders (same same)
• stephanie pratt meth (the good old days)
• the hills nose jobs (buy 1 get one)
• “the hills editing mistakes” (seasons 1-6)
• “whitney port” “speech impediment” (what are you talkinK about?)
• audrina’s vagina (…is now for sale)
• did steve sanders blow out this perm (yes, on the regular)
• heidi’s first nose job (those were such simpler times)
• hills cast favorite drink (a Scriptini)
• how do you pronounce audrina (audrina)
• is justin bobby’s dad mel gibson (I swear to God)
• lauren conrad srunk (very srunk)
• lc wrinkles mustache (these are a few of my favorite things)
• spencer murders heidi (maybe if there’s a spinoff?)
• the hills cast herpes tree (go green!)
• what happened to heidi’s puppy (cut up for parts and injected into Montag)
• where do they sell brody jenner’s lakers shirt (DoucheLocker)
• who on the hills has a disease (who doesn’t?)