Jersey Shore Recap: Pauly D Has an Israeli Stalker. Neat.

I’m fist pumping like a maniac who has a contact high from excessive Drakkar Noir usage over the Jersey Shore Season 2 Preview from the other day.  In the meantime, we’ll have to settle for last nights repeat of The Shore.  Here’s what went down with Pauly D and his Israeli stalker.  Memories….

• If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this show, it’s never to tell anyone that you want to have a family meeting.  10 minutes of my life can never be retrieved thanks to Snooki wanting to have a family meeting to discuss Sammi SweatStains and Ronnie Stumpy spending too much time together.  We all learn that little Snook was just taking smack out of her poof and no one, including all of America, cares if Sammi and Ronnie isolate themselves from the rest of the group.  I would like to know, however, why Sammi looks decent during the show scenes, but when it’s time for her “interview” in front of the green-screen she looks like someone turned the heat up to 108 degrees and then poured baby oil over her head and then slipped her 6 Ambien.  I mean, she doesn’t look as bad as JWoww ShamWow during her interviews because ShamWow looks like she has no clue she’s even on TV at that point.

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