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Obviously There’s Gotta Be Somethin’ Else…
Well, well, well. Now I may not be good with “the numbers” and “the math” but something isn’t quite adding up to me. The New York Post is claiming that Real Houswife of New York City, Teresa Giudice and her husband, Mr Barney Rubble, owe upwards of $11 million in debt. That kind of money is enough to make Teresa’s hairline start running from her eyebrows! According to some drunken court documents here’s what Teresa and her husband are claiming. Please note it’s important that you swallow all liquids and food prior to reading these claims:
ω Teresa and Joe only make $79,000 a year/combined salary
ω Teresa owes $20,000 in credit card payments
ω The bank has moved to foreclose on their $1.8 million new home
ω Teresa and Joe defaulted on their $1,280/month Cadillac payment
ω The bank has taken their $279,000 Jersey Shore vacation house
ω They owe $1 million for another property in New Jersey
ω Joe lists his monthly income as $3,250 and Teresa makes $3,333 per month filming the show
ω The couple gets $10,000 in “monthly assistance” from family members
ω In the end they owe almost $11 million
Seriously I don’t know if any of these numbers add up and where to carry the “1″ and leave with a remainder of “2″ but I think it’s comical that Joe and Teresa only make $79,000 per year and own millions of dollars in homes, cars, and makeup for Gia. I suggest selling a couple of their kids on eBay. And if and when Joe has to serve time in jail I’d like to personally be there to tell him he’s going to have to live in the “ugly” jail cell whilst Bubba tries his hardest to impregnate him like he does to “Tre.”
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Angela Said,
This is probably the most hysterical thing I have read in a long time.. the fact that they’re claiming such a low income is absolutely insane to me.
I guess they have to do that since putting down that Barney is in “da mob” is frowned upon….
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jmflynny Said,
Well, first…let’s get our housewives straight. Teresa is on the Real Housewives of NJ, not NY. So, does that help clear things up a bit?
If you watched the first season then you might remember that Teresa only uses cash. She was shopping to the tune of hundreds of thousand of dollars, and dropping cash like it was coated in cooties.
Something with them never really rang true.
Danielle should have a blast with this one.
Bring on the reunion show!!
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iim Said,
you said it! Obviously There’s Gotta Be Somethin’ Else…they must be hidding money somewhere and that’s why they pay in cash. $79, 000??? are you kidding me? I make more than that and I don’t have half the things they have! doesn’t she has a degree? go work honey, you’re not too pretty to work.
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iim Said,
I only feel bad for those little girls. How could they do that to them. All for ther 15 minutes! now they look like douchebags. Shame on them!
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Leah Said,
where’s IBBB? the hills was actually entertaining last night. looks like kristin may actually slap a bish in the next episode.
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Jinxy Said,
“Family” assistance to the Guidice’s means something different that family assistance to any of us. *wink*. I’m still baffled how two people who make under 80k got any bank to issue a mortgage to them, never mind 8 separate mortgages. I guess their people know some people.
This explains why Tre is such a bitch and all up in Zill’s ass, she needs a job at Zarin’s fabric shop when the show isn’t filming. Ick what awful people. The rest of us will pick up these losers tab because they are going to BK most of it away. Totally unfair.
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Heidi's rejuvenated vagina Said,
yeah where’s IBBB? IBBB are you ok?? my midweek is not the same without you! your fans need you maaaan
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Amy Said,
Maybe Teresa will have to live in someone else’s dirty house now…LOL!
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Amy Said,
Maybe Teresa will have to live in a dirty house now…LMAO!
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Amy Said,
Maybe Teresa will have to live in someone elses dirty house now.LOL!
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Amy Said,
And please, their money aint clean!
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cin Said,
I don’t understand how a bank would lend soooo much money to them in the first place!
